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***boom*** · 02-27-2021, 02:56 PM

The SHL obviously stands for Suffering Humiliation Legally. After all, what better way is there to ruin a day by watching your team outshoot another team 55-20 and lose the game 3-1?

***sve7en*** · 02-27-2021, 03:41 PM

I talk about the league to my partner and my family, oop.

My work wouldn't be happy that I was looking at the SHL unless I was on my break, but I'd probably just tell them it's the Science in Healthcare Labs forum, where I talk with other healthcare workers about how much we all love setting up bacterial cultures.

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grok · 02-27-2021, 06:01 PM

shl stands for shit, hella lame, because this shit is hella lame and everyone who participates is a big loser idiot, especially managers who are the hella lamest

MrRuihu · 02-27-2021, 08:43 PM

SHL stands for Sexual Hype-man Listings. You post on there looking for someone to hype you up while you're about to get down to business, with your sexual hypeman, definitely way easier to explain than a fake hockey league. yikes.

***Pythonic*** · 02-27-2021, 10:47 PM

"What's that, gramps? You heard me talking about something called 'SHL'? Why, it stands for 'Super Hario Lovers' of course, and it's Nintendo's raunchy new installation in the Super Mario series. They're starting to branch out and make new stuff geared towards older audiences since everything else isn't selling that good anymore."

bilbo · 02-27-2021, 11:46 PM

First off, I've told almost everyone in my life about SHL, but if I didn't:

I tell the people in my life that the SHL stands for Seokjin Hoseok Legends, because then it's a great way to also talk about another acronym, BTS. Any moment, including this one, is used to talk about BTS these days. What I do in this version of SHL is weep and support the talent of members Seokjin and Hoseok. Thank you, good day.

marco999 · 02-28-2021, 12:31 AM

I'll tell them that SHL stands for Supreme Holdings Limited and that I'm using this site to try to make even more money. I can even show them my bank account with millions in it and I can tell them to leave me alone or else I'll end up buying the company!

*Ferda* · 02-28-2021, 12:48 AM

the shl stands for sexy horse lovers and we love a nice big horse chariot to ride around in. when we are in our big black chariot, we often bounce up and down due to the big bumps on the trail which often leaves us with a lot of back pain. wait this was supposed to be about something virtual right?

iamslm22 · 02-28-2021, 01:03 AM

Wow trying to figure out what SHL would stand for as a fake name is tough and I would say that it's SLM's hot line and it's amazing and everyone wants to see it.

Jorec · 02-28-2021, 01:06 AM

Well, I wouldn't want to make them think I'm some sort of hockey nerd or anything so I would have to tell them I'm looking at a porn forum, Sexy Hot Lesbians. I might get fired from my job but my reputation as the office badass will be preserved.

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inverted · 02-28-2021, 01:50 AM

Simply Have Life. It is a support group for dorks who spend too much time on the internet. The goal of SHL is to teach these nerds go out into the world and have real lives.

GeckoeyGecko · 02-28-2021, 02:02 AM

the shl is actually the shl, you know, that swedish thingy i have lived a double life in sweden or switzerland i forget which yeah

JayWhy · 02-28-2021, 02:45 AM

Fun story, I have actually told many people about the SHL. Including a boss of mine, just talking and shooting the shit and they saw it on my phone and thought the logos looked cool so I explained it to them. It actually helped me get some leadership opportunities.

However, in the fun of this, we'll say it stands for Shaving Heavy Llamas. What a fun thing to watch.

An old man's dream ended. A young man's vision of the future opened wide. Young men have visions, old men have dreams. But the place for old men to dream is beside the fire.

Thanks to Jackson, Copenhagen, and Harry Hans!

GOING DOWN IN STYLE. TOAST4LYFE

Sopath · 02-28-2021, 03:08 AM

A question that is surrounded by much controversy. In truth the SHL stands for Sanctimonious Hedonistic Lads. You see in the very early days the SHL was really just an excuse for lads to get together and engage in some extracurricular behavior while hanging with their buds. Hockey was just what they told the normies who weren't in the know about what they were doing. Then they played hockey and one guy hit another guy real hard. Then it was only about hockey. Now we have Challenge Cup.

Jala · 02-28-2021, 03:09 AM

I've always been open about how much of a nerd I am with my fiancee so I don't need to hide what the SHL is. I'm lucky in that aspect as she's pretty accepting of it even if she does tease me a bit about it, but thinks the sigs I've made in the past were neat. Also she kind of understood how proud I was of being named the captain of the Calgary Dragons with my original player, so for me in this situation, SHL means Simulation Hockey League, one of my hobbies.

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