S58 mPT #3 What Does SHL Stand For?
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Out of Toast
Registered Member
My friends in Discord already laugh at me when I get excited about it being hockey night then has to ask if it's real or (fake) hockey which being a sens fan at the beginning of this year I was a lot happier at the end of games compared to the Ottawa games. A few times at work i'v been caught trying to watch the streams in the truck on my phone and when my partner would ask what i'm watching and I know there is no way they'd be able to understand what this is as i'v tried with a few of them I usually just say I'm playing some text based game as it seems the easiest to come up with on the spot
Hallsy
SHL GM S20, S21, S25,S51 Smelly Fart Champion 2.0
The SHL Stands for the simulation hockey league. Its where people have fake players on a simulation hockey engine that produces rng results because of it. It is really hard to predict and try to get exact results every time.
Zema
Registered Posting Freak
I make up an elaborate story about how I have played a game of hockey in the real SHL over in Sweden. Sadly it didn't count because I would not yet create my own Eliteprospects profile.
bk1689
Moderators Moderator
So my wife knows I do a lot of fantasy hockey. So I just tell her SHL is another one of these leagues. Needless to say she was a bit confused when my Dragons tshirt showed up in the mail.
JURT
All-Star Committee Posting Freak
SHL obviously stands for Strahd's Horrific Lie. I'm DMing a DnD Curse of Strahd game but I try to avoid spoilers for my players so I tend to speak in acronyms.
Gumbaman
Registered Better than Evok
I've actually done this. I've talked to my parents about it. I told them that it's an online simulation hockey league to where you create a player and can get drafted to teams. It's a big community. I spewed about team Canada, Carolina, Los Angeles, and how I'm apart of a great community and how I've met a lot of people that I'd call friends. A lot of people who have helped me.
CrazyMojito
File Worker Posting Freak
If I needed a cover for what I was doing, I'd tell them that its the School for Honing Linguistics. Pretty good cover for any scenario. If I said I was learning a new language, who would be upset about time spent on that. Knowing French is a asset where I live and it would benefit my work greatly .
supertardis101
Registered Senior Member
SHL stands for Salty Human Lips. You know when that girl just finished a bowl of pretzels and her lips are salty as fuck? That is what I am talking about.
Leppish
Deep Dives Head Such a cutie
SHL stands simply for Simulation Hockey League, cause thats what we do here, we simulate hockey games and it's all we need. Despite issues here and there the SHL title is simple, fitting and needs nothing else to it and i'm not ashamed of telling the truth if someone were to ask.
Vandy
SHL GM SHL GM
A for effort on hiding it. Though if I had to, I would say that the SHL stands for Secret and Hidden Locations. I enjoy reading about history and old forts so reading about secret passages wouldn't be out of the norm for me. I mean honestly, who doesn't like a good mystery about a hidden passage. Might find cool things in there like the secret to Tomen's encyclopedic knowledge or a picture of Finn in a Flyers jersey. Anything is possible.
Spartan
Registered Posting Freak
Funnily enough, my parents did ask me about transactions when I was donating for holiday drives in the VHL, so I've got some experience with this. Pretty sure they thought I was paying for drugs since it was through PayPal, so I had to scramble to explain what was happening. First, that it was for charity, and 100% of the proceeds were going to charity. I even pulled out the charity's confirmation letter that stated the total value donated. But I basically said that it was an online hockey forum that was dedicated to following NHL news and fostering discussions. Probably what I'd say the SHL is as well. For an acronym, I'd just say it's the "Sports - Hockey Limelight."
enigmatic
Trading Card Team currently with big titles
SHL stands for SingleHotLadies(.com) I would be super lucky if I was into that because they are all in my area and dying to meet me!
I'm sure I'm like the 200th person with that answer but I'm not that clever so I guess you'll just have to read about this yet another time.
overdoo
Registered Probably shouldn't be a GM
SHL - Super Hot Ladies.
"What are you doing on your computer sweetie? What is that black and yellow site.. it looks familiar to something else..?" "I'm sorry mother, for I am looking at SHL, meaning Super Hot Ladies. I say this to you in full honestly as I cannot fathom lying to you." "Well, just make sure that you know not everything you see there is real." "I know, mom." Edit (Not in word count) - I just noticed the post above me. I did not copy. It seems that we all are just children on this site.
Scrufdaddy
IIHF Federation Head IIHF GM
Haven't you heard? SHL is Simply Having Lunch! I'm working on my weekly PT... Practical Tuna. It's the latest craze in weight loss where I have a weekend tuna cleanse. It's a lunch diet where you eat a hearty serving of tuna each weekend day for lunch to power you through the weekend. I'm able to eat whatever I want during the week, but over the weekend I Simply Have my Lunch. I've lost uh... no weight! But I will keep Simply Having Lunch.
JumpierPegasus
Registered stupid idiot
The SHL stands for Simulation Hockey League dad, and it doesn't matter what I do with my time, I'm already a disappointment. What would you rather it be? Porn? Oh. Yes? Yes you would? Oh.
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