If there is anyone else on this site that is definitely an alien it has got to be Valentin Kalashnikov. The man fights with super human strength and aggression. Not to mention his interesting off the ice love of strange culture and oddities.
Thank you @Ragnar Previously: Patrick Shepherd (S52 - S64)
Without a doubt the alien has to be Esa Parmborg. There is no possible way for a human to physically consume as much food as he does. One can only imagine what goes on in that intestinal tract and the odors that eminate from his nether regions are truly out of this world. @
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Dusty Rhodes || LW #24 || S67 || New Orleans Spectres|| 1344TPE Alias: The American Dream Born: 11/4/2004 Height: 6'3" Weight: 230 lbs Number: 24 Birth Place: Austin TX USA ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ S66 Drafted 4th Rd 44th Ova by Anchorage Armada Awards: ------------------------------------------------------------ Kata Vilde || G #1 || S41 || Calgary Dragons || Retired Hall of Fame Alias: The Madness Born: 11/4/2000 Height: 6'3" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 1 Birth Place: Marstrand, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S44| CAL| GP 33| W: 17| L: 13| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.61| SO: 1 S45| CAL| GP 41| W: 17| L: 22| OTL: 2| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 3 S46| CAL| GP 44| W: 22| L: 18| OTL: 4| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.84| SO: 2 S47| CAL| GP 44| W: 24| L: 14| OTL: 6| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.79| SO: 1 S48| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 17| OTL: 6| SV%: .907| GAA: 2.95| SO: 0 S49| CAL| GP 44| W: 31| L: 10| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.63| SO: 3 S50| CAL| GP 44| W: 23| L: 18| OTL: 3| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 2 S51| CAL| GP 44| W: 25| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.78| SO: 3 S52| CAL| GP 44| W: 20| L: 20| OTL: 4| SV%: .900| GAA: 3.18| SO: 0 S53| CAL| GP 44| W: 27| L: 14| OTL: 2| SV%: .901| GAA: 2.66| SO: 4 S54| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 19| OTL: 4| SV%: .890| GAA: 3.32| SO: 2 S55| CAL| GP 44| W: 26| L: 13| OTL: 5| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.53| SO: 4 S56| CAL| GP 44| W: 34| L: 6| OTL: 4| SV%: .936| GAA: 1.65| SO: 9 S57| CAL| GP 48| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 2.69| SO: 8 S58| CAL| GP 49| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 3| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.54| SO: 4 S59| CAL| GP 43| W: 24| L: 15| OTL: 3| SV%: .918| GAA: 2.66| SO: 3 S60| CAL| GP 39| W: 23| L: 11| OTL: 4| SV%: .923| GAA: 2.37| SO: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S44| CAL| GP 4| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV%: .893| GAA: 3.26| SO: 0 S46| CAL| GP 10| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.38| SO: 1 S47| CAL| GP 15| W: 8| L: 4| OTL: 3| SV%: .906| GAA: 3.07| SO: 1 S48| CAL| GP 11| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.68| SO: 1 S49| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .898| GAA: 3.57| SO:2 S50| CAL| GP 20| W: 16| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .920| GAA: 2.39| SO:1 S51| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .905| GAA: 3.48| SO:0 S52| CAL| GP 13| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 2| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.60| SO:1 S53| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.90| SO:0 S54| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.61| SO:0 S55| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 3.65| SO:0 S56| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .894| GAA: 4.25| SO:0 S57| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .899| GAA: 3.26| SO:0 S58| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 3.86| SO:1 S59| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .923| GAA: 3.19| SO:0 S60| CAL| GP 7| W: 5| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.72| SO:0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S40| KEL| GP 10| W: 03| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .871| GAA: 2.94| SO: 0 S41| KEL| GP 46| W: 23| L: 13| OTL: 7| SV%: .876| GAA: 2.79| SO: 3 S42| KEL| GP 40| W: 29| L: 08| OTL: 2| SV%: .892| GAA: 2.50| SO: 0 S43| HAL| GP 45| W: 17| L: 19| OTL: 8| SV%: .869| GAA: 3.19| SO: 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S41| KEL| GP 15| W: 12| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 2.64| SO: 0 S42| KEL| GP 10| W: 08| L: 01| OTL: 1| SV%: .915| GAA: 1.71| SO: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Round Robin Statistics: S44| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0 S45| SWE| GP 10| W: 4| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 3.23| SO: 0 S46| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .896| GAA: 3.33| SO: 0 S47| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .892| GAA: 4.51| SO: 0 S48| SWE| GP 4| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 1| SV% .848| GAA: 5.01| SO: 0: S49| SWE| GP 10| W: 6| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .926| GAA: 2.21| SO: 0: S50| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV% .905| GAA: 3.34| SO: 0: S51| SWE| GP 12| W: 6| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV% .906| GAA: 3.10| SO: 0: S52| SWE| GP 12| W: 8| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .927| GAA: 2.56| SO: 1: S53| SWE| GP 11| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 0| SV% .923| GAA: 2.92| SO: 0: S54| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 3| OTL: 2| SV% .916| GAA: 2.80| SO: 1: S55| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV% .910| GAA: 3.08| SO: 0: S56| SWE| GP 6| W: 4| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV% .899| GAA: 2.67| SO: 0: S57| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .788| GAA: 7.18| SO: 0: S58| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .872| GAA: 3.00| SO: 0: S59| LAT| GP 9| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 2| SV% .913| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0: S60| LAT| GP 4| W: 0| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .902| GAA: 4.27| SO: 0: ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Statistics: S46| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .806| GAA: 7.12| SO: 0 S52| SWE| GP 3| W: 2| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .933| GAA: 2.34| SO: 1 S53| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .875| GAA: 5.00| SO: 0 S54| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .907| GAA: 4.05| SO: 0 S55| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .860| GAA: 5.31| SO: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S40 Drafted 3rd Rd 24th Ova by Kelowna Knights S41 Drafted 1st Rd 14th Ova by Calgary Dragons S43 Traded from Kelowna Knights to Halifax Raiders for S43 Halifax 4th and S44 Halifax 2nd ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S40 SWE: WJC Cup S40 Kel: 4 Star Cup S41 Kel: 4 Star Cup S42 Kel: 4 Star Cup S42 Kel: SMJHL Top Goalie Nomination S42 Kel: SMJHL Playoff MVP Nomination S44 Cal: SHL All Rookie Team S44 Cal: SHL ROY Nomination S46 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S46 Cal: 3rd Team All Star S47 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S48 SWE: Gold Medal S49 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S49 Cal: 2nd Team All Star S49 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S50 Cal: Challenge Cup S50 Cal: Ratzov Trophy Nominee S51 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S51 Cal: 2nd Team All Star S52 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S53 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S56 Cal: 1st Team All Star S56 Cal: McBride Nomination S56 Cal: Mike Honcho Award S60 Cal: 3rd Team All Star Vladimir Lidstrom || D #5 || S23 || Texas Renegades/Impact || Retired Texas Hall of Fame Alias: Vliddy Born: 11/4/1993 Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 5 Birth Place: Krylbo, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S25| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 23| P: 32|P/M : +14| PIM: 33| H: 66| SOG: 47 | SB: 68 S26| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 21| P: 30|P/M : -04| PIM: 21| H: 66| SOG: 91 | SB: 81 S27| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 24| P: 30|P/M : -02| PIM: 46| H: 47| SOG: 104 | SB: 75 S28| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +10| PIM: 18| H: 54| SOG: 97 | SB: 59 S29| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 25| P: 31|P/M : +08| PIM: 18| H: 55| SOG: 95 | SB: 67 S30| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 45| P: 56|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 108 | SB: 74 S31| TEX| GP 50| G: 13| A: 37| P: 50|P/M : -10| PIM: 00| H: 05| SOG: 105 | SB: 78 S32| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 38| P: 45|P/M : +03| PIM: 04| H: 23| SOG: 104 | SB: 67 S33| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 26| P: 38|P/M : -20| PIM: 26| H: 81| SOG: 99 | SB: 73 S34| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 35| P: 42|P/M : +04| PIM: 08| H: 04| SOG: 91 | SB: 81 S35| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 19| P: 26|P/M : -03| PIM: 02| H: 04| SOG: 95 | SB: 55 S36| TEX| GP 50| G: 05| A: 12| P: 17|P/M : -08| PIM: 02| H: 05| SOG: 21 | SB: 38 S37| TEX| GP 50| G: 04| A: 11| P: 15|P/M : -07| PIM: 00| H: 08| SOG: 24 | SB: 42 S38| TEX| GP 50| G: 03| A: 25| P: 28|P/M : -04| PIM: 12| H: 46| SOG: 75 | SB: 73 S39| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +17| PIM: 14| H: 62| SOG: 56 | SB: 73 S40| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 22| P: 28|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 39| SOG: 61 | SB: 79 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| TEX| GP 800| G: 125| A: 413| P: 538|P/M : -01| PIM: 260| H: 586| SOG: 1273 | SB: 1083 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S26| TEX| GP 07| G: 04| A: 03| P: 07|P/M : -01| PIM: 02| H: 14| SOG: 13 | SB: 11 S27| TEX| GP 06| G:02| A: 01| P: 03|P/M : +04| PIM: 07| H: 04| SOG: 10 | SB: 11 S28| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : -02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 10 | SB: 09 S29| TEX| GP 06| G: 02| A: 02| P: 04|P/M : +01| PIM: 02| H: 06| SOG: 11 | SB: 08 S30| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 11 S31| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 10 S34| TEX| GP 13| G: 02| A: 06| P: 08|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 28 | SB: 20 S35| TEX| GP 06| G: 00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 06 | SB: 10 S36| TEX| GP 16| G: 02| A: 04| P: 06|P/M : +07| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 16 S37| TEX| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 01 | SB: 03 S40| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 04 | SB: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| TEX| GP77| G: 12| A: 34| P: 46|P/M : +12| PIM: 11| H: 39| SOG: 116 | SB: 119 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S22| MTL| GP 40| G:04| A: 19| P: 23|P/M : +04| PIM: 22| H: 42| SOG: 33 | SB: 45 S23| MTL| GP 40| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37|P/M : +03| PIM: 31| H: 43| SOG: 118 | SB: 27 S24| MTL| GP 52| G: 11| A: 29| P: 40|P/M : -02| PIM: 39| H: 32| SOG: 99 | SB: 60 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| MTL| GP 132| G: 29| A: 71| P: 100|P/M : +05| PIM: 92| H: 117| SOG: 250 | SB: 132 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S22| MTL| GP 09| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -07| PIM: 20| H: 15| SOG: 02 | SB: 11 S23| MTL| GP 07| G: 03| A: 00| P: 03|P/M : +02| PIM: 02| H: 12| SOG: 29 | SB: 03 S24| MTL| GP 17| G: 02| A: 15| P: 17|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 11| SOG: 32 | SB: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| MTL| GP 33| G: 05| A: 17| P: 22|P/M : -04| PIM: 40| H: 38| SOG: 63 | SB: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics: S24| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 05 | SB: 02 S25| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A:01| P: 01|P/M : -04| PIM: 04| H: 03| SOG: 00 | SB: 09 S26| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 12 | SB: 16 S27| SWE| GP 13| G: 03| A: 07| P: 10|P/M : +04| PIM: 06| H: 04| SOG: 14 | SB: 14 S28| SWE| GP 13| G:02| A: 07| P: 09|P/M : +04| PIM: 04| H: 25| SOG: 22 | SB:17 S29| SWE| GP 13| G: 04| A: 05| P: 09|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 24 | SB: 21 S30| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 08| P: 09|P/M : +03| PIM: 12| H: 11| SOG: 21 | SB: 12 S31| SWE| GP 12| G: 00| A: 08| P: 08|P/M : -01| PIM: 12| H: 03| SOG: 17 | SB: 12 S32| SWE| GP 11| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 08| H: 06| SOG: 22 | SB: 06 S33| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04|P/M : -08| PIM: 10| H: 24| SOG: 19 | SB: 23 S34| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +04| PIM: 12| H: 14| SOG: 19 | SB: 16 S35| SWE| GP 13| G: 01| A: 06| P: 07|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 23 | SB: 12 S36| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 05| P: 06|P/M : -04| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 13 | SB: 14 S37| SWE| GP 11| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 09 | SB: 08 S38| SWE| GP 10| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 04| H: 00| SOG: 16 | SB: 12 S39| SWE| GP 11| G: 07| A: 00| P: 07|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 13 | SB: 11 S40| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -02| PIM: 02| H: 02| SOG: 08 | SB: 18 S41| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : -01| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 11 | SB: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| SWE| GP 203| G: 29| A: 79| P: 108|P/M : -01| PIM: 78| H: 131| SOG: 268 | SB: 236 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S22 Drafted 4th Rd 20th Ova by Montreal Impact S23 Drafted 1st Rd 9th Ova by Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S23 Mtl: Christopher Klose Award S23 Mtl: Petr Klimek Award S23 Mtl: Armin Brovalchuk Award S23 Mtl: Kurtis Hunter Award S24 Mtl: Alternate Captain S24 Mtl: Darian Scherbluk Award S25 Tex: SHL All Rookie Team S26 Tex: Alternate Captain S27 Tex: Alternate Captain S28 Tex: Alternate Captain S27 Swe: Silver Medal S28 Swe: Gold Medal S29 Mtl: Elected to Montreal Hall of Fame S29 Tex: Alternate Captain S29 Swe: Gold Medal S30 Tex: Alternate Captain S30 Tex: Stevens Award Finalist S30 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S31 Tex: Alternate Captain S31 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S32 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S33 Tex: Captain S34 Tex: 3rd Team All Star S34 Tex: Captain S35 Swe: Silver Medal S36 Tex: Challenge Cup Winner S39 Tex: Alternate Captain S40 Tex: Alternate Captain
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Attention - Dogwood Maple, is probably an alien. I mean he literally looks like Groot on skates. He's the best teammate and I support him even if he is an alien.
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Attention - Dogwood Maple, is probably an alien. I mean he literally looks like Groot on skates. He's the best teammate and I support him even if he is an alien.
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Wait... there's an alien AMONG US????? @
Gooney SUS!!!! VOTE GOONEY!!!!!! HE WAS IN ELECTRICAL WHERE THE BODY WAS FOUND!!!!! NO DONT VOTE ME OFF IM NOT SUS WTF GUYS STOP
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Teddy Cuddles | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame Player Type : Two Way Forward Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19 Number: 79 Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA -------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4 S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1 S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10 S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18 S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10 S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7 S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4 S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9 S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9 S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9 S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8 S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7 S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1 -------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1 S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3 S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7 S38 | EDM | Did not qualify S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1 S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2 S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1 S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1 S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8 S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5 S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2 S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0 S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2 -------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Achievements: S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward S40 | Gold Medal Winner S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits S45 | Challenge Cup Champion S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S45 | Silver Medal Winner S46 | 1st Team All Star S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee S46 | Jef Darr Nominee S47 | Jef Darr Nominee S49 | Challenge Cup Champion S49 | Anton Razov Nominee -------------------------------------------------------------- Draft/Signing/Trade History: S35 | Signed to STL S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall S36 | Traded to Edmonton Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM
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I think TURG TURG could be an alien. His name is not of any origin I know and despite it being very aggressive, he only has 2 penalty minutes this season.
[img=0x0]https://i.imgur.com/DYZ5jqO.jpg[/img]Grape Fruit || F || Los Angeles Panthers || S56 || 1642 TPE SMJHL Career Statistics SMJHL Regular Season: S55 | 50 GP | 6 G | 13 A | 19 P | +14 | 6 PIM | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 60 S | 30 SB | 12 H | 15 GA | 8 TA S56 | 50 GP | 5 G | 21 A | 26 P | +14 | 6 PIM | 3 PPP | 0 SHP | 114 S | 38 SB | 23 H | 17 GA | 30 TA S57 | 66 GP | 9 G | 28 A | 37 P | -10 | 4 PIM | 11 PPP | 1 SHP | 157 S | 76 SB | 75 H | 40 GA | 39 TA SMJHL Playoffs: S55 | 11 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -5 | 0 PIM | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 6 S | 1 SB | 3 H | 4 GA | 4 TA S56 | 12 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 1 PPP | 0 SHP | 17 S | 12 SB | 9 H | 4 GA | 5 TA S57 | 5 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +4 | 0 PIM | 2 PPP | 0 SHP | 10 S | 4 SB | 5 H | 1 GA | 3 TA SHL Career Statistics SHL Regular Season: S58 | 66 GP | 8 G | 7 A | 15 P | -27 | 13 PIM | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 54 S | 35 SB | 5 H | 9 GA | 8 TA S59 | 66 GP | 7 G | 15 A | 22 P | -6 | 6 PIM | 0 PPP | 1 SHP | 74 S | 43 SB | 30 H | 17 GA | 20 TA S60 | 66 GP | 9 G | 23 A | 32 P | +23 | 12 PIM | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 111 S | 61 SB | 68 H | 28 GA | 20 TA S61 | 66 GP | 17 G | 40 A | 57 P | -8 | 20 PIM | 24 PPP | 1 SHP | 199 S | 89 SB | 87 H | 38 GA | 28 TA S62 | 66 GP | 16 G | 36 A | 52 P | +36 | 22 PIM | 1 PPP | 0 SHP | 213 S | 77 SB | 93 H | 45 GA | 26 TA SHL Playoffs S58 | 6 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 0 | 0 PIM | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 3 S | 6 SB | 1 H | 0 GA | 0 TA S59 | 6 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | 0 | 0 PIM | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 5 S | 3 SB | 0 H | 1 GA | 2 TA S60 | 6 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -1 | 0 PIM | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 8 S | 8 SB | 7 H | 6 GA | 1 TA S61 | 5 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -5 | 0 PIM | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 8 S | 8 SB | 7 H | 2 GA | 6 TA S62 | 17 GP | 3 G | 11 A | 14 P | +4 | 2 PIM | 2 PPP | 0 SHP | 48 S | 24 SB | 21 H | 8 GA | 12 TA
soulja
I think Monkey D Luffy is an alien. It is physically impossible to be consistently that good. I think he is a devil fruit eater from another parallel universe with much better technology than us humans.
S77 Yuri Boyka III ||LW|| Nevada Battleborn ||Peak :461 TPE|| Name: Yuri Boyka III Birthplace: Russia Height: 6'3" Weight: 230 lbs Number: 17 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: 42 OA pick in s76 SMJHL draft S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB S76 | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 +/- | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 0 H | 0 SB SHL Regular Season: 11th OA pick in s77 SHL draft S?? | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PPP | PIM | H
I feel like you have to be suspicious of the animals in our midst. Hippo Passmus.. Ecko Van Otter.. Monkey D Luffy? I mean, come on. I'm sure there are some intelligent animals who could play hockey, but it almost seems like they came from somewhere else and picked a form at random. I've got my eyes on you fellas.
Eric Hudson | LW | #13 | St Louis Scarecrows | Texas Renegades | 1937 TPE (Peak)
Birthplace: Charlotte, NC, USA
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Career Highlights:
Drafted 35th overall in S52 SMJHL Draft by St. Louis Scarecrows
S52 Four Star Cup Finals (Lost to ANA in 5)
Drafted 21st overall (2nd Round) by Texas Renegades in S53 SHL Draft
Named to S54 SJHML All-Star Team
First Career Hat Trick - S54 Game 22 vs Anchorage
100th SHL Point - S58 Game 33 vs Seattle
Member of Team Prospects North America - S51 WJC, Team Captain
Member of Team USA WJC Team - S52, S53, S54, S55.
Member of Team USA IIHF Team - S55, S56, S57, S58, S59, S60, S61, S62, S63
Team USA Assistant Captain, S63
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SMJHL/SHL Stats:
SEA |Team| GP | G | A | +/- | S | SB | HIT | PIM | Min/Game |
S52 | STL | 50 | 7 | 5 | +2 | 47 | 6 | 21 | 10 | 10:16 |
S53 | STL | 50 | 7 | 16| +9 | 47 | 58 | 17 | 22 | 12:02 |
S54 | STL | 50 | 9 | 24| +17| 80 | 104| 19 | 6 | 17:16 | S55 STL | 50 | 4 | 9 | -11 | 60 | 103| 29 | 10 | 17:41 |
S56 | TEX | 50 | 7 | 18| +4 | 93 | 64 | 12 | 16 | 18:26 |
S57 | TEX | 66 | 12| 30| +19| 131| 92 | 34 | 23 | 17:39 |
S58 | TEX | 66 | 18| 39| +35| 187| 74 | 49 | 10 | 19:12 |
S59 | TEX | 66 | 16| 32| +45| 175| 98 | 68 | 20 | 18:57 |
S60 | TEX | 66 | 11| 29| +24| 167| 91 | 64 | 12 | 20:05 |
S61 | TEX | 66 | 18| 33| +26| 156| 92 | 60 | 12 | 20:08 |
S62 | TEX | 66 | 17| 36| +33| 200| 74 | 56 | 17 | 20:30 |
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SMJHL/SHL Playoff Stats:
SEA |Team| GP | G | A | +/- | S | SB | HIT | PIM | Min/Game |
S52 | STL | 17 | 2 | 4 | +9 | 30 | 1 | 13 | 10 | 11:39 |
S53 | STL | 14 | 1 | 2 | -4 | 14 | 28 | 1 | 0 | 16:20 |
S54 | STL | 7 | 0 | 1 | -2 | 10 | 19 | 4 | 0 | 18:42 |
S55 | STL | 4 | 1 | 1 | -1 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 18:34 |
S56 | TEX | 4 | 0 | 1 | -1 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 18:46 |
S57 | TEX | 5 | 1 | 1 | -4 | 13| 5 | 5 | 0 | 16:46 |
S58 | TEX | 12 | 4 | 4 | +4 | 28| 16 | 11 | 0 | 20:38 |
S59 | TEX | 16 | 6 | 11| +12| 43| 25| 29 | 2 | 20:34 |
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IIHF Stats
TOUR | Team | GP | G | A | +/- | S | SB | HIT | PIM | Min/Game |
S51 WJC | ProsNA | 18 | 3 | 5 | -13 | 43| 2 | 21 | 10 | 17:30 |
S51 WJCMR | ProsNA | 2 | 0 | 1 | +0 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 17:37 |
S52 WJC | USA | 14 | 1 | 3 | +0 | 7 | 5 | 18 | 12 | 12:35 |
S52 WJCMR | USA | 1 | 0 | 0 | +0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13:01 |
S53 WJC | USA | 14 | 3 | 7 | +6 | 17 | 12 | 10 | 0 | 13:35 |
S53 WJCMR | USA | 2 | 0 | 2 | -1 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 14:11 |
S54 WJC | USA | 19 | 1 | 3 | -9 | 12 | 38 | 8 | 4 | 18:00 |
S54 WJCMR | USA | 3 | 1 | 1 | 4 | +5 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 18:54 |
S55 WJC | USA | 19 | 1 | 5 | +3 | 28| 29 | 14 | 2 | 16:05 |
S55 WJCMR | USA | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 18:05 |
S55 IIHF | USA | 19 | 1 | 7 | +5 | 19 | 7 | 7 | 8:00 |
S55 IIHFMR | USA | 1 | 0 | 0 | -1 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 8:58 |
S56 IIHF | USA | 19 | 3 | 3 | +2 | 10 | 3 | 0 | 9:14
S56 IIHFMR | USA | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6:41 |
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Trophy Case
S52 Oriens Trophy - Four Star Cup Finals
S53 Aron Hernadivic Award Winner (STL - Most Active)
S54 SJHML All-Star Game - East
S54 Ron Bolt Award Winner (SJHML - Most Sportsmanlike)
S54 Brandon Holmes Award Winner (SJHML - Top Defensive Forward)
S54 World Junior Championships Gold Medal
S54 Mika Kandinsky Award Winner (STL - Best Two-Way Forward)
S55 Mika Kandinsky Award Winner (STL - Best Two-Way Forward)
S58 Presidents Trophy
S59 Western Conference Champions
S59 Challenge Cup Champions
S61 Western Conference Champions
S62 Western Conference Champions
S62 Challenge Cup Champions
S63 IIHF Gold Medal
S63 Jeff Dar Award (SHL - Best Two-way Forward)
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Contracts
S52 1yr 4.5 million with St. Louis
S53 2yr 7 million (4m, 3m) with Texas
S54 3yr 11 million (3m, 4m, 4m,) extension with Texas through S57
S57 2yr 8 million (4m, 4m) extension with Texas through S59
S59 3yr 15 million (5m,5m,5m) extension with Texas through S62
Co-GM St. Louis Scarecrows - S54 to S57 Regular Season Records
S54 - 26-23-1 (3rd in East, 5th Overall)
S55 - 18-28-4 (4th in East, 9th Overall)
S56 - 18-29-3 (5th in East, 10th Overall)
S57 - 25-36-5 (5th in East, 9th Overall) *Switch to 66 game season
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S54 - Lost in First Round against Carolina (4-3)
S55 - Lost in First Round against Vancouver (4-0)
S56 - Lost in First Round against Maine (4-3)
S57 - Won First round series vs Kelowna (4-3), Lost in Second round against Anchorage (3-1-1)
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Awards
Ace
I have reason to believe that @
hotdog 's Eko Van Otter is not truly of this world. I don't have any tangible evidence other than I've never seen any other terrestrial otter ascend to playing hockey. I will defer to the experts' investigation results.
DUE TO A LONG LIST OF EVIDENCE THAT TURG HAS BUILT, TURG IS SURE THAT BEAN BEANMAN @"SeymourSnatches" IS ALIEN! MR. BEANMAN IS TOO FRIENDLY AND GOOD TO BE A PERSON! ACTUALLY, TURG NOW HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THE ENTIRE ROSTER OF THE ANCHORAGE ARMADA ARE ALIEN! BUT NOT BY BIRTH! ANCHORAGE INJECT YOU WITH ALIEN DNA WHEN YOU GET DRAFTED AND MAKE YOU ALIEN! THAT WHY ANCHORAGE SO GOOD AT HOCKEY! IT LIKE SPACE JAM, THE MOVIE THAT HAS MICHAEL JORDAN AND BUGS BUNNY! TURG THINK THAT VERY GOOD MOVIE! IF THEY MAKE HOCKEY VERSION, TURG WANT TO BE MICHAEL JORDAN! TURG SAVE WORLD FROM ALIEN INVADERS!
| LW | Jussi Mutou | MTL | JPN | S72-Now | -Picked 19th overall by COL in the 72nd SMJHL draft- Won Esa Anrikkanen Award - S72 Rookie All-Star Team - S72 SMJHL All-Star Game - S74 All-SMJHL 2nd Team - S74 King-Kurczewski Gauntlet - East Playoff Champions - S74 All-SMJHL 2nd Team - S75 SMJHL All-Star Game - S75 King-Kurczewski Gauntlet - East Playoff Champions - S75 Four Star Cup - S75 SHL Career: -Picked 22nd overall by MTL in the 73rd SHL draft- ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Stats | S72 | GP:66 | G:37 A:37 P:74 | -39 | PIM:59 | H:227 SB:38 | | S73 | GP:66 | G:35 A:38 P:73 | -6 | PIM:79 | H:147 | SB:28 | | S74 | GP:66 | G:40 A:49 P:89 | +21 | PIM:58 | H:185 | SB:39 | | S75 | GP:66 | G:46 A:48 P:94 | +16 | PIM:34 | H:193 | SB:45 | SMJHL Playoff Stats | S72 | GP:5 | G:4 A:2 P:6 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:14 SB:11 | | S74 | GP:24 | G:12 A:13 P:25 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:46 SB:8 | ---------------------------------------------------- SHL Stats | S75 | GP: 66 | G:25 A:34 P:59 | -76 | PIM:25 | H:102 SB:40 | | S77 | GP: 66 | G:10 A:33 P:43 | -76 | PIM:42 | H:90 SB:43 | ---------------------------------------------------- International Stats | S72 | WJC | WOR | GP:12 | G:7 A:7 P:14 | 2 | PIM:9 | H:37 SB:5 | | S73 | WJC | ICE | GP:12 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | 4 | PIM:4 | H:20 SB:2 | | S74 | WJC | BRI | GP:12 | G:6 A:7 P:13 | 3 | PIM:2 | H:24 SB:4 | | S75 | WJC | BRI | GP:12 | G:3 A:8 P:11 | -3 | PIM:16 | H:24 SB:9 | International Playoff Stats | S72 | WJC | WOR | GP:3 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:1 | | S73 | WJC | ICE | GP:1 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:3 SB:1 | | S74 | WJC | BRI | GP:1 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 1 | PIM:0 | H:0 SB:3 | | S75 | WJC | BRI | GP:1 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | 0 | PIM:4 | H:1 SB:2 | | LW | TURG TURG | Retired(?) | CAN | S54-S65 | SMJHL career: -Picked 38th overall by ANC in the 54th SMJHL draft- -Won Ron Bolt Trophy in S56- -Won Four Star Cup with Anchorage Armada in S57- SHL career: -Picked 17th by TBB in the 55th SHL draft- -Signed 2 year deal with Los Angeles Panthers in S57 Offseason -Called up to play for the Panthers in S58- -Taken in the 6th round of the S60 expansion draft by Philadelphia Forge -Brief stints in both Montreal and Calgary to end his career- International Career: -Called up to play for team Canada at S54, S55, S56 and S57 WJC -Won WJC Silver Medal with Team Canada in S55 WJC -Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada in S56 WJC ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats | S54 | GP:50 | G:6 A:8 P:14 | +2 | PIM:8 | H:27 SB:30 | | S55 | GP:50 | G:14 A:23 P:37 | +24 | PIM:6 | H:67 SB:57 | | S56 | GP:50 | G:15 A:16 P:31 | +13 | PIM:0 | H:83 SB:71 | | S57 | GP:66 | G:18 A:28 P:46 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:105 SB:65 | SMJHL playoff stats | S54 | GP:7 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | +2 | PIM:0 | H:4 SB:5 | | S55 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | +1 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:7 | | S56 | GP:16 | G:3 A:1 P:4 | +3 | PIM:2 | H:30 SB:10 | | S57 | GP:16 | G:8 A:5 P:13 | +5 | PIM:4 | H:31 SB:20 | SHL Stats | S58 | GP:66 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | -26 :( | PIM:4 | H:67 SB:73 | | S59 | GP:66 | G:7 A:15 P:22 | -8 | PIM:24 | H:97 SB:55 | | S60 | GP:66 | G:13 A:20 P:33 | +1 | PIM:14 | H:121 SB: 84 | | S61 | GP:66 | G:17 A:20 P:37 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:96 SB:84 | | S62 | TURG died : ( | | S63 | GP:66 | G:15 A:26 P:41 | +8 | PIM:12 | H:113 SB:108 | | S64 | GP:66 | G:15 A:19 P:34 | -13 | PIM:26 | H:131 SB:112 | | S65 | GP:66 | G:10 A:13 P:23 | -33 | PIM:36 | H:119 SB:50 | SHL Playoff Stats | S58 | GP:6 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -1 | PIM:2 | H:4 SB:7 | | S59 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:7 SB:10 | | S60 | GP:6 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:0 | H:10 SB:8 | | S61 | GP:6 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | -3 | PIM:0 | H:11 SB:7 | | S63 | GP:6 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:10 SB:13 | | S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -6 | PIM:2 | H:7 SB:7 | International Stats | S54 WJC | GP:13 | G:1 A:1 P:2 | -1 | PIM:4 | H:17 SB:6 | | S55 WJC | GP:15 | G:2 A:5 P:7 | +4 | PIM:2 | H:2 SB:7 | | S56 WJC | GP:15 | G:2 A:4 P:6 | +5 | PIM:0 | H:13 SB:7 | | S57 WJC | GP:12 | G:0 A:3 P:3 | +1 | PIM:12 | H:7 SB:15 | ---------------------------------------------------- | RW | Kyler Gill | Retired | CAN | S37-S47 | SMJHL Career: -Picked 27th overall by PGF in the 37th SMJHL Draft- -Nominated for Esa Anrikkanen Award in S37- -Laurifer Trophy with PGF in S38- -Occasus Trophy with PGF in S38- -Four Star Cup with PGF in S38- -Jared Hanson Trophy with PGF in S39- -Roberto Martucci Trophy with PGF in S39- -Ideen Fallah Trophy with PGF in S39- -Raymond Lindsay Trophy with PGF in S39- -Plus/Minus Leader with PGF in S39- -Tied for 5th most points in the 50 Game/350 Cap era with 63 points- SHL Career: -Picked 19th overall by SFP in the 38th SHL Draft- -Nominated for the Aidan Richan Trophy with SFP in S43- SMJHL Stats | S37 | GP:50 | G:13 A:19 P:32 | -13 | PIM:10 | H:51 SB:3 | | S38 | GP:50 | G:17 A:16 P:33 | +8 PIM:17 | H:55 SB:7 | | S39 | GP:50 | G:27 A:36 P:63 | +36 | PIM:10 | H:69 SB:8 | | Total | GP:150 | G:57 A:71 P:128 | +31 | PIM:37 | H:175 SB:18 | SHL Stats | S40 |GP:50 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -18 | PIM:12 | H:18 SB:4| | S41 | GP:50 | G:8 A:10 P:18 | -18 | PIM:4 | H:36 SB:11 | | S42 | GP:50 | G:12 A:9 P:21 | -11 | PIM:48 | H:73 SB:16| | S43 | GP:50 | G:23 A:19 P:42 | -1 | PIM:31 | H:101 SB:11 | | S44 | GP:50 | G:15 A:10 P:25 | +1 | PIM:24 | H:97 SB:19 | | S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:1 P:4 | -6 | PIM:6 | H:21 SB:0 | | S46 | GP:50 | G:3 A:2 P:5 | -5 | PIM:12 | H:19 SB:1 | | S47 | GP:50 | G:3 A:2 P: 5 | +3 | PIM:4 | H:23 SB:2 | | Total | GP:400 | G:72 A:56 P:128 | -55 | PIM:141 | H:388 SB:64 | SHL Playoff Stats | S47 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -1 | PIM:2 | H:1 SB:0 | ----------------------------------------------------
Since you asked no, I do not suspect anyone else in the league of being an alien. If Manyhands is anything to go by, then alien life should be pretty easy to spot in a lineup. I look around the league and see a great many animals that have gained sentience there aren't really any other players that just don't fit in with evolution on Earth.
Teddy Murphy 4 Teams S58-S70 | 6OA (BAP) --------------------------------------------------- Career Stats GP 858|G 125|A 273|P 398|+/- 29|ATOI 20:13|FW 3|GR 62 --------------------------------------------------- Accolades S59 All-Rookie Team (First ever Sophomore to make the team) Teddy Park Kelowna Defenseman S54-57 | 29OA --------------------------------------------------- Career Stats GP 216|G 23|A 72|P 95|+/- 17|ATOI 21:32|FW 12|GR 66 --------------------------------------------------- Accolades Captain S55-57 S57 All-Star
Hordie is an alien. I have seen him shapeshift in the locker room into a reptile. I think he might be an anunaki which is the ancient alien race that bred humans. I just hope he likes me.
karlssens
I think Luke may perhaps just be an alien. No human would willingly take on as much as he has for a fantasy hockey league. He's doing gods work. Or whatever god(s) his species pray to.
Nikolaus Scholz || GM || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Nikolaus Scholz Birthplace: Neumünster, GER ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Statistics: S33 EDM [SHL]: 30-16-4, 64 points (2nd) [Eliminated in QF] S34 EDM [SHL]: 21-23-6, 48 points (7th) [DNQ] S35 EDM [SHL]: 19-26-5, 41 points (6th) [DNQ] S36 EDM [SHL]: 19-29-2, 40 points (6th) [DNQ] S37 EDM [SHL]: 16-27-7, 39 points (6th) [DNQ] S38 EDM [SHL]: 19-25-6, 44 points (6th) [DNQ] S39 EDM [SHL]: 28-20-2, 58 points (3rd) [Eliminated in QF] S40 EDM [SHL]: 27-15-8, 62 points (4th) [Eliminated in QF] S41 EDM [SHL]: 32-13-5, 69 points (3rd) [Eliminated in QF] S42 EDM [SHL]: 30-15-5, 65 points (1st) [Eliminated in SF] S43 EDM [SHL]: 23-23-4, 50 points (6th) [DNQ] S44 EDM [SHL]: 35-11-4, 74 points (1st) [Eliminated in SF] S45 EDM [SHL]: 41-6-3, 85 points (1st) [Champions] S46 EDM [SHL]: 24-21-5, 53 points (4th) [Eliminated in WC] CAREER [SHL]: 364W, 270L, 66OTL ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Accolades: S33 SHL - Named co-GM of Edmonton Blizzard S33 SHL - Joe McKeil Award nomination S35 SHL - Named GM of Edmonton Blizzard S39 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award Winner S41 SHL - Joe McKeil Award nomination S42 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award nomination S44 SHL - Presidents Trophy Winner S44 SHL - Joe McKeil Award Winner S44 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award nomination S45 SHL - Presidents Trophy Winner S45 SHL - League Regular Season Points Record (85) S45 SHL - Challenge Cup Champions S45 SHL - Joe McKeil Award Winner S45 SHL - Lance Uppercut Award Winner Nikolaus Scholz || C || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired || HOF ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Nikolaus Scholz Position: C || Player Type: Playmaker Height: 6'4" || Weight: 218 lbs Number: 19 || Shoots: Left Birthplace: Neumünster, GER ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Statistics: S24 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 52GP, 5G, 9A, 14P +4 S25 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 16A, 26P, -5 S26 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 14G, 21A, 35P, -15 S27 Portland [SHL]: 50GP, 14G, 33A, 47P, +4 S28 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 7G, 12A 19P, +15 S29 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 17A, 27P, +7 S30 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 18G, 22A, 40P, +4 S31 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 12G, 17A, 29P, -4 S32 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 24G, 26A, 50P, +21 S33 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 21G, 24A, 45P, -15 S34 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 13G, 33A, 46P, -6 S35 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 17G, 40A, 57P, -6 S36 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 11G, 38A, 49P, -2 S37 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 23G, 34A, 57P, -5 S38 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 19G, 31A, 50P, +7 S39 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 28A, 43P, -4 S40 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 16G, 27A, 43P, +6 S41 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 27A, 42P, +12 S42 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 7G, 17A, 24P, -5 S43 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 8G, 16A, 24P, -8 S44 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 13G, 15A, 28P, +1 S45 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 15G, 14A, 29P, +13 CAREER [SHL]: 1050GP, 302G, 508A, 810P, +15 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Statistics: S24 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 5GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, +1 [WSF] S28 Edmonton [SHL]: 17GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, -1 [CHAMPS] S29 Edmonton [SHL]: 13GP, 6G, 3A, 9P, +0 [SF] S30 Edmonton [SHL]: 15GP, 3G, 3A, 6P, -5 [F] S31 Edmonton [SHL]: 16GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, -3 [F] S32 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 8G, 7A, 15P, +1 [SF] S33 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 4G, 3A, 7P, +1 [QF] S39 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 0G, 5A, 5P +2 [QF] S40 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +2 [QF] S41 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 2G, 3A, 5P, -5 [QF] S42 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -9 [SF] S44 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +1 [SF] S45 Edmonton [SHL]: 18GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +1 [CHAMPS] CAREER [SHL]: 128GP, 36G, 46A, 82P, -15 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Statistics: S26 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -1 [SILVER] S27 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 1G, 8A, 9P, +2 [DNQ] S28 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +4 [QF] S29 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -1 [DNQ] S30 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, +1 [QF] S31 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, +1, [SILVER] S32 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 6A, 11P, +6, [GOLD] S33 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 5G, 8A, 13P, +7 [QF] S34 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -2 [SILVER] S35 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 2G, 8A, 10P, +7 [QF] S36 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 8G, 8A, 16P, +7 [GOLD] S37 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 4G, 9A, 13P, -3 [SF] S38 Germany [IIHF]: 12GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, -1 [SF] S39 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 1G, 11A, 12P, +11 [QF] S40 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 6G, 10A, 16P, +7 [BRONZE] S41 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 6G, 9A, 15P, +5 [QF] S42 Germany [IIHF]: 10GP, 4G, 1A, 5P, +0 [DNQ] S43 Germany [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, -4 [SF] S44 Germany [IIHF]: 11GP, 4G, 2A, 6P, -3 [QF] S45 Germany [IIHF]: 12GP, 2G, 8A, 10P, -2 [SF] CAREER [IIHF]: 229GP, 70G, 119A, 189P, +40 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top 100 Appearances: S27 - 91 S28 - 40 S29 - n/a S30 - 97 S31 - 61 S32 - 47 S33 - 17 S34 - 28 S35 - 30 S36 - 24 S37 - 39 S38 - 13 S39 - 23 S40 - 33 S41 - 56 S42 - 73 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions/Events: S24 SMJHL - drafted 22nd overall (4th round) by Kelowna S24 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$2mil contract with Kelowna S25 SHL - drafted 17th overall (2nd round) by Portland S25 SHL - signed 3yr/$9mil contract with Portland S27 SHL - named Portland captain S28 SHL - signed 5yr/$20mil contract with Portland S28 SHL - traded to Edmonton S32 SHL - Sarmad Khan nominee S33 SHL - signed 3yr/$15mil contract with Edmonton S35 SHL - Sarmad Khan nominee S36 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton S37 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton S38 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton S39 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton S40 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton S41 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton S42 SHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Edmonton S43 SHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Edmonton S44 SHL - signed 1yr/$2mil contract with Edmonton S45 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton S45 SHL - Retired S50 SHL - Inducted in to SHL Hall of Fame S50 SHL - Inducted in to IIHF Hall of Fame S56 SHL - Inducted in to Edmonton Blizzard Hall of Fame
Karlstraße Scholz || D || Edmonton Blizzard || Retired ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Karlstraße Scholz Position: D || Player Type: Offensive Defenseman Height: 6'2" || Weight: 220 lbs Number: 65 || Shoots: Left Birthplace: Echternach, Luxembourg ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Statistics: S45 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 50GP, 9G, 22A, 31P, +15 S46 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 50GP, 10G, 18A, 28P, +0 S47 Lethbridge [SMJHL]: 50GP, 13G, 24A, 37P, -25 S48 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 8G, 11A, 19P, +2 S49 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 19A, 29P, -7 S50 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 9G, 18A, 27P, +11 S51 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 27A, 37P, +18 S52 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 16A, 26P, -5 S53 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 11G, 30A, 41P, +28 S54 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 10G, 31A, 41P, +5 S55 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 12G, 42A, 54P, +35 S56 Edmonton [SHL]: 50GP, 16G, 26A, 42P, +11 S57 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 40A, 51P, +45 S58 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 17G, 32A, 49P, +36 S59 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 34A, 45P, +11 S60 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 9G, 33A, 42P, +26 S61 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 14G, 18A, 32P, -1 S62 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 8G, 24A, 32P, -12 S63 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 11G, 17A, 28P, -29 S64 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 6G, 20A, 26P, -8 S65 Edmonton [SHL]: 66GP, 17G, 29A, 46P, -30 CAREER [SMJHL]: 150GP, 32G, 64A, 96P, -10 CAREER [SHL]: 1044GP, 200G, 467A, 667P, +136 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Statistics: S45 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 4GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, +0 [QF] S46 Kelowna [SMJHL]: 18GP, 4G, 8A, 12P, -2 [F] S47 Lethbridge [SMJHL]: 4GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, -3 [QF] S48 Edmonton [SHL]: 5GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, -5 [QF] S49 Edmonton [SHL]: 23GP, 1G, 9A, 10P, -1 [CHAMPS] S50 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, +1 [QF] S51 Edmonton [SHL]: 16GP, 3G, 6A, 9P, -5 [F] S52 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, +0 [QF] S53 Edmonton [SHL]: 17GP, 2G, 7A, 9P, +2 [F] S54 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -5 [QF] S55 Edmonton [SHL]: 11GP, 2G, 2A, 4P, +1 [SF] S56 Edmonton [SHL]: 19GP, 8G, 8A, 16P, +17 [SF] S57 Edmonton [SHL]: 7GP, 0G, 4A, 4P, -2 [QF] S58 Edmonton [SHL]: 12GP, 2G, 10A, 12P, +5 [QF] S59 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, +7 [QF] S60 Edmonton [SHL]: 10GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, -5 [QF] S61 Edmonton [SHL]: 14GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, +0 [CF] S62 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -2 [QF] S63 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, -5 [QF] S64 Edmonton [SHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -1 [QF] S65 Edmonton [SHL]: 4GP, 0G, 0A, 0P, -4 [QF] CAREER [SMJHL]: 26GP, 6G, 11A, 17P, -5 CAREER [SHL]: 175GP, 24G, 70A, 94P, -2 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Statistics: S44 World [WJC]: 15GP, 2G, 6A, 8P, -8 [QF] S45 World [WJC]: 20GP, 7G, 6A, 13P, +3 [GOLD] S46 World [WJC]: 30GP, 7G, 8A, 15P, +3 [SILVER] S46 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 1A, 2P, +10 [DNQ] S47 World [WJC]: 28GP, 5G, 12A, 17P, +3 [QF] S47 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 5A, 5P, +6 [QF] S48 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, +3 [QF] S49 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 7A, 8P, -8 [QF] S50 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 4A, 6P, +0 [QF] S51 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 6A, 6P, -1 [DNQ] S52 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 8A, 9P, +2 [DNQ] S53 Norway [IIHF]: 11GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -4 [QF] S54 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 3G, 8A, 11P, -5 [DNQ] S55 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 2G, 5A, 7P, +4 [DNQ] S56 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 3G, 3A, 6P, -3 [DNQ] S57 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 2G, 9A, 11P, +8 [QF] S58 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 6G, 4A, 10P, -2 [DNQ] S59 Norway [IIHF]: 14GP, 3G, 9A, 12P, +6 [BRONZE] S60 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 3G, 5A, 8P, +7 [QF] S61 Norway [IIHF]: 13GP, 1G, 6A, 7P, +3 [QF] S62 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 1G, 2A, 3P, +2 [DNQ] S63 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 2A, 2P, -4 [DNQ] S64 Norway [IIHF]: 12GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -2 [DNQ] S65 Norway [IIHF]: 14GP, 1G, 0A, 1P, -3 [BRONZE] CAREER [WJC]: 93GP, 21G, 32A, 53P, +1 CAREER [IIHF]: 250GP, 30G, 94A, 124P, +28 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions/Events: S45 SMJHL - drafted 2nd overall (1st round) by Kelowna S45 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with Kelowna S45 SMJHL - named alternate captain of Kelowna S46 SHL - drafted 112th overall (7th round) by Edmonton S46 SHL - signed 3yr/$3mil contract with Edmonton S47 SMJHL - traded to Lethbridge Lions S47 SMJHL - Quilha Agante Award Nominee S48 SHL - All-Rookie Team S49 SHL - signed 1yr/$5mil contract with Edmonton S49 SHL - Challenge Cup Champions S50 SHL - signed 1yr/$4.5mil contract with Edmonton S51 SHL - signed 3yr/$5.0mil contract with Edmonton S53 SHL - 2nd Team All-Star S53 SHL - Scott Stevens Award Nominee S54 SHL - signed 1yr/$5.0mil contract with Edmonton S55 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil HTD contract with Edmonton S55 SHL - 1st Team All-Star S55 SHL - Scott Stevens Award Winner S55 SHL - Bojo Biscuit Award Nominee S56 SHL - signed 1yr/$8.0mil contract with Edmonton S56 SHL - 3rd Team All-Star S57 SHL - signed 1yr/$6.0mil contract with Edmonton S58 SHL - signed 1yr/$4.0mil contract with Edmonton S59 SHL - signed 1yr/$6.0mil contract with Edmonton S60 SHL - signed 1yr/$8.0mil contract with Edmonton S61 SHL - signed 1yr/$7.0mil contract with Edmonton S62 SHL - signed 2yr/$10.0mil contract with Edmonton S64 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil contract with Edmonton S65 SHL - signed 1yr/$3.0mil contract with Edmonton S65 IIHF - Bronze Medal Winner
Oskar Scholz || LW || San Francisco Pride || 2k+ TPE peak ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Oskar Scholz Position: LW || Player Type: Power Forward Height: 6'4" || Weight: 228 lbs Number: 9 || Shoots: Left Birthplace: Mannheim, Germany ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season Statistics: S68 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 16G, 16A, 32P, -14, 100H S69 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 25G, 28A, 53P, -5, 115H S70 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 22G, 32A, 54P, -50, 117H S71 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 66GP, 32G, 52A, 84P, -16, 207H S72 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 22G, 43A, 65P, -6, 111H S73 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 25G, 49A, 74P, -36, 112H S74 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 33G, 62A, 95P, +24, 128H S75 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 21G, 45A, 66P, -28, 81H S76 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 52G, 65A, 117P, +42, 148H S77 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 36G, 60A, 96P, +22, 149H S78 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 33G, 52A, 85P, +30, 130H S79 San Francisco [SHL]: 66GP, 45G, 50A, 95P, +41, 117H CAREER [SMJHL]: 264GP, 95G, 128A, 223P, -85, 539H CAREER [SHL]: 528GP, 267G, 426A, 693P, +89, 976H ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Statistics: S68 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 10GP, 3G, 1A, 4P, -5, 22H [R1] S69 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 9GP, 0G, 4A, 4P, -8, 12H [R1] S70 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 6GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -8, 8H [R1] S71 Anchorage [SMJHL]: 6GP, 1G, 3A, 4P, -3, 8H [R1] S72 San Francisco [SHL]: 6GP, 5G, 4A, 9P, +3, 10H [R1] S73 San Francisco [SHL]: 4GP, 1G, 4A, 5P, -6, 8H [R1] S74 San Francisco [SHL]: 17GP, 12G, 14A, 26P, +11, 20H [R3] S75 San Francisco [SHL]: 4GP, 1G, 0A, 1P, -9, 7H [R1] S76 San Francisco [SHL]: 21GP, 8G, 21A, 29P, +5, 51H [CHAMPS] S77 San Francisco [SHL]: 18GP, 11G, 16A, 27P, +8, 29H [R3] S78 San Francisco [SHL]: 13GP, 9G, 10A, 19P, -4, 35H [R2] S79 San Francisco [SHL]: 21GP, 14G, 16A, 30P, +17, 25H [CHAMPS] CAREER [SMJHL]: 31GP, 4G, 11A, 15P, -24, 50H CAREER [SHL]: 104GP, 61G, 85A, 146P, +25, 184H ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Statistics: S68 DCH [WJC]: 15GP, 3G, 10A, 13P, +7, 16H [GOLD] S69 DCH [WJC]: 13GP, 4G, 3A, 7P, +2, 16H [QF] S70 RHI [WJC]: 12GP, 2G, 7A, 9P, +0, 23H [DNQ] S70 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 0G, 1A, 1P, -3, 19H [GOLD] S70 RHI [WJC]: 12GP, 2G, 3A, 5P, -12, 16H [DNQ] S71 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 0G, 3A, 3P, -1, 16H [QF] S72 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 1G, 7A, 8P, +5, 17H [GOLD] S73 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 3G, 1A, 4P, +2, 14H [QF] S74 GER [IIHF]: 15GP, 9G, 4A, 13P, +11, 26H [QF] S75 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 6G, 6A, 12P, -4, 22H [GOLD] S76 GER [IIHF]: 12GP, 6G, 9A, 15P, +0, 12H [DNQ] S77 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 5G, 6A, 11P, +5, 15H [QF] S78 GER [IIHF]: 12GP, 7G, 6A, 13P, -3, 16H [DNQ] S79 GER [IIHF]: 13GP, 10G, 6A, 16P, +1, 11H [DNQ] CAREER [WJC]: 52GP, 11G, 23A, 34P, -3, 74H CAREER [IIHF]: 134GP, 47G, 49A, 96P, +17, 168H ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions/Events: S68 SMJHL - drafted 5th overall (1st round) by Anchorage S68 SMJHL - signed 1yr/$4mil contract with Anchorage S68 WJC - recipient of Gold Medal S69 SHL - drafted 4th overall (1st round) by San Francisco S69 SHL - signed 1yr/$3mil contract with San Francisco S69 SMJHL - recipient of Anchorage Armada MVP award S70 SHL - signed 3yr/$9mil contract with San Francisco S70 IIHF - IIHF Gold Medal recipient S72 IIHF - IIHF Gold Medal recipient S73 SHL - signed 2yr/$8mil contract with San Francisco S74 IIHF - IIHF Gold Medal recipient S75 SHL - signed 3yr/$12mil HTD contract with San Francisco S76 SHL - Challenge Cup Champion! S76 SHL - 1st All-Star Team Appearance S76 SHL - Aiden Richan Trophy Winner S76 SHL - Sarmad Khan Trophy Nominee S77 SHL - 3rd All-Star Team Appearance S79 SHL - Challenge Cup Champion!
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Teddy Bloos | Centre | TBW |
S78 SMJHL Draft: Round 2, 32nd overall (TBW)
S79 SHL Draft: Round 1, 19th overall (TBB)
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S78 | TBW | 66GP | 13G | 21A | 34P | 89 Hits | 68 DGR
S79 | TBW | 66GP | 12G | 40A | 52P | 71 Hits | 70 DGR
S80 | TBW |
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S78 | TBW | 7GP | 1G | 6A | 7P | 10 Hits | 65 DGR
S79 | TBW | 5GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | 7 Hits | 69 DGR
Vaseline Podcalzone | Winger | SEA "C" |
S55 SMJHL Draft: Round 3, 31st overall (NL)
S56 SHL Draft: Round 2, 23rd overall (SEA)
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S55 | NL | 50GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | 6PIM | 33 Hits
S56 | NL | 50GP | 11G | 17A | 28P | 8PIM | 109 Hits
S57 | NL "A"| 66GP | 16G | 29A | 45P | 32PIM | 153 Hits
S58 | NL "C"| 66GP | 21G | 20A | 41P | 8PIM | 119 Hits
TOTAL | 232GP | 50G | 72A | 122 P | 54PIM | 414 Hits
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SMJHL Playoffs Stats
S55 | NL | 17GP | 0G | 4A | 4P | 12PIM | 20 Hits
S56 | NL | 17GP | 3G | 1A | 4P | 2PIM | 32 Hits
S57 | NL "A"| 11GP | 1G | 8A | 9P | 0PIM | 40 Hits
S58 | NL "C" | 15GP | 5G | 10A | 15P | 10PIM | 33 Hits
TOTAL | 60GP | 9G | 23A | 32P | 24PIM | 125 Hits
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S59 | SEA | 66GP | 17G | 19A | 36P | 18PIM | 107 Hits
S60 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 14G | 16A | 30P | 30PIM | 117 Hits
S61 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 22G | 20A | 42P | 23PIM | 117 Hits
S62 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 17G | 25A | 42P | 6PIM | 141 Hits
S63 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 27G | 20A | 47P | 22PIM | 143 Hits
S64 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 52A | 71P | 10PIM | 157 Hits
S65 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 40G | 44A | 84P | 27PIM | 147 Hits
S66 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 36A | 57P | 38PIM | 146 Hits
S67 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 38PIM | 133 Hits
S68 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 30G | 56A | 86P | 36PIM | 152 Hits
S69 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 42PIM | 151 Hits
S70 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 59A | 74P | 36PIM | 162 Hits
S71 | SEA “C”| 66GP | 25G | 36A | 61P | 62PIM | 150 Hits
S72 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 34A | 49P | 39PIM | 87 Hits
S73 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 24G | 28A | 52P | 28PIM | 97 Hits
S74 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 20A | 39P | 54PIM | 121 Hits
S75 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 22A | 43P | 52PIM | 107 Hits
S76 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 18A | 33P | 62PIM | 92 Hits
S77 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 13G | 26A | 39P | 20PIM | 97 Hits
S78 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 12G | 17A | 29P | 15PIM | 90 Hits
TOTAL | 1254GP | 424G | 648A | 1072P | 658PIM | 2514 Hits
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SHL Playoff Stats
S59 | SEA | 10GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 0PIM | 11 Hits
S60 | SEA "A"| 7GP | 0G | 5A | 5P | 0PIM | 14 Hits
S61 | SEA "A"| 5GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | 0PIM | 9 Hits
S62 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 3G | 3A | 6P | 0PIM | 32 Hits
S63 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 6G | 6A | 12P | 0PIM | 24 Hits
S64 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 2G | 1A | 3P | 2PIM | 15 Hits
S65 | SEA "C"| 6GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 2PIM | 13 Hits
S66 | SEA "C"| 22GP | 5G | 19A | 24P | 10PIM | 56 Hits
S67 | SEA "C"| 23GP | 10G | 18A | 28P | 4PIM | 45 Hits
S68 | SEA "C"| 21GP | 12G | 15A | 27P | 10PIM | 52 Hits
S69 | SEA "C"| 16GP | 6G | 16A | 22P | 10PIM | 47 Hits
S70 | SEA "C"| 13GP | 5G | 11A | 16P | 6PIM | 28 Hits
S71 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | 2 PIM | 15 Hits S72 | SEA "C"| 5GP | 2G | 4A | 6P | 6 PIM | 3 Hits
S78 | SEA "C"| 4GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | 0 PIM | 6 Hits
TOTAL | 170GP | 57G | 104A | 161P | 52PIM | 370 Hits
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S55 Four Star Cup
S58 Volsungr Award
S58 Vaseline Podcalzone Award
S58 Berserker of the Year
SHL S59 All-Rookie
S59 Jesster Finalist
S64 Richan Finalist
SEA Franchise Points Leader
S67 Challenge Cup
5x SHL All-Star (S60, S64, S65, S67, S75)
S68 Challenge Cup
S68 Dar Finalist
1000 Career SHL Regular Season Points
Beeg Yoshi | Management | TBW GM |
NL Scout S58
NL Coach S59-S61
S60 Four Star Cup (Coach)
NL Co-GM S62-S64
S62 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)
S63 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)
S63 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)
S64 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)
S64 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)
REG Co-GM S72-S75
REG Interim Head GM S75
REG/TBW Head GM S75-
Anyone that puts "ph" on an mPT seems pretty alien-ish to me. I mean, it's a 25 word minimum, why do you need to place hold 25 words? Only an alien that needs to look up 25 words in a human dictionary, that's who.
WC: 47
Paul Bondage | RD | Atlanta Inferno | 420 TPE
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