Well if the-sport-who-must-not-be-named cannot be played any more, then Tomas Lind will just have to retool himself into floor ball.
- Athlete with much experience muscling other players for a specific item in a constrained space.
- Somewhat good on his feet, but need to get used to not wearing sharp blades.
- Good with a stick.
- Can shoot hard.

Kenneth Lind (S78-)

Tomas Lind (S57-S78)
Tomas Lind, CAR, MAN, SWE --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drafted 13th overall (2nd Round) by Carolina Kraken in the S57 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 18th overall (1st Round) by Manhattan Rage in the S58 SHL Entry Draft S57-S59 WJC GM of Sweden S57 Rookie All Star Team S57 WJC Silver S59 Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward S60 WJC Silver S60 Assistant Captain S60 Elias Armia S60 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner for the Analytics App S62-63 co-GM of Carolina S64- co-GM of Manhattan S64 IIHF Silver S66 Lance Uppercut Award Nominees (with CoA) S66 Damian Littleton Award Nominee S67 Damian Littleton Award Nominee S68 Damian Littleton Award Winner S68 IIHF Gold S69 IIHF Silver S70 IIHF Silver S72 IIHF Bronze S73 IIHF Gold S75 IIHF Gold


@Stadacona


@sköldpaddor @High Stick King @Ragnar

I mean, it's not like I don't have a chance at something else. I'm sure those hockey skills would come on handy to make me a sturdier pro skateboarder. Or at least, good enough that my knees don't become powder in 10 years.

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Former Players: Yoshimitsu McCloud (LW, #64) -
Won a Four Star Cup once, knew ninjutsu, picture editors hated him, never tried free agency
Anton Harrier (LW, #90) -
Won WJC gold, liked skateboarding a lot, went to the finals with Manhattan, kept his seat glued in LR

I don't know if I can write much about the line of work someone who is named Richard with a large..... uhh. I don't know what I would do.

Recently, I have been building a Two way forward type player, even entertaining the idea of going for the “shadow” player type. That means that I can use my resume to apply to be the cartoon shadow from bugs bunny, and maybe get a feature film appearance in the next Peter Pan

Reid Sutherland || C || Detroit Falcons || Seattle Argonauts - coGM || 1735 TPE  Name: Reid Sutherland Username: reid_sutherland Age: 21 Birthplace: Minnesota, USA Somewhere is Sweden Height: 5'11" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season:  S52: 6G || 10A || 16P || -6 +/- || 54.20 FO% S53: 9G || 31A || 40P || +25 +/- || 52.5 FO% ------------------------------------------------------------ Transaction History: S52: Drafted 24th overall to the Detroit Falcons S53: Drafted 14th overall to the Winnipeg Jets S53 Zach Miller Award Recipient

Thanks Wasty, Carpy, JSS, TurdFerguson, Geekusoid and Awesomecakes for the sigs!

With the millions that I have made playing hockey, I dont necessarily need a job. However I will want something to fill my time with. And as I have noted previously, I love the hospitality industry. So I will take that love and try to get my foot in the door by using my large stature. I will start bouncing for popular bars downtown. I have no intention of wanting to beat people up. NO. I will learn to bounce at the rough and tumble bars by being nice, and asking unruly patrons to leave politely. I will escort them outside so they can stop ruining the good time that everyone else is having. 

After years of being a good cooler, and working at many establishments. I will then be called upon by a bar owner in rural Missouri, who is trying to turn his roadhouse bar into a much nicer establishment. However, when I come into town and accept the job, I will probably have to fire many of the bouncers, and bartenders for miscellaneous infractions. Selling drugs, taking money from the till, and starting fights instead of cooling them down. This doesn't do me any favors however because a few of those employees are well connected.

Thankfully I am not alone here though, it turns out my blind musician friend is living and working here as the nightly musical act. (random I know). 
After a particularly violent night at the bar, I will meet a beautiful doctor when I go to the hospital for a knife wound. We will start to date and she will try to knock some sense into me to quit such a dangerous job.

   

Jeff Goldblum || Maine Timber || D || S73 || ___________________TRANSACTIONS__________________ S72 SMJHL Draft 14OA Maine Timber

Former Player

Sean Gatez || Calgary Dragons || D || S57 || Height: 6'-4" Weight: 220LBS _________________ACCOLADES_________________ Timber Alexander Roach Award (Timber MVP) S59 Timber Dominic Montgomery Award(Best Defenseman) S59 Timber Captain S58 S59 Timber Alternate Captain S57 Timber Dash-Sondergard Award (Best Rookie S57 S56 WJC Silver Medal S65 Challenge Cup S69 Bojo Biscuit Award ___________________TRANSACTIONS__________________ S56 SMJHL Draft 18OA Maine Timber S57 SHL Draft 3OA LA Panthers S66 Trade to Manhattan S70 Trade to Hammilton S70 Trade to Edmonton S70 Trade to Calgary

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Kata Vilde will of course go into the professional wrestling sport. His skills translate very well with the ability of short bursts of intense activity, catlike reflexes, tremendous leg strength and flexibility and his greatest asset his trash talking ability.

Dusty Rhodes || LW #24 || S67 || New Orleans Spectres|| 1344TPE Alias: The American Dream Born: 11/4/2004 Height: 6'3" Weight: 230 lbs Number: 24 Birth Place: Austin TX USA ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: ------------------------------------------------------------ S66 Drafted 4th Rd 44th Ova by Anchorage Armada Awards: ------------------------------------------------------------
Kata Vilde || G #1 || S41 || Calgary Dragons || Retired Hall of Fame Alias: The Madness Born: 11/4/2000 Height: 6'3" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 1 Birth Place: Marstrand, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S44| CAL| GP 33| W: 17| L: 13| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.61| SO: 1 S45| CAL| GP 41| W: 17| L: 22| OTL: 2| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 3 S46| CAL| GP 44| W: 22| L: 18| OTL: 4| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.84| SO: 2 S47| CAL| GP 44| W: 24| L: 14| OTL: 6| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.79| SO: 1 S48| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 17| OTL: 6| SV%: .907| GAA: 2.95| SO: 0 S49| CAL| GP 44| W: 31| L: 10| OTL: 3| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.63| SO: 3 S50| CAL| GP 44| W: 23| L: 18| OTL: 3| SV%: .904| GAA: 2.98| SO: 2 S51| CAL| GP 44| W: 25| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.78| SO: 3 S52| CAL| GP 44| W: 20| L: 20| OTL: 4| SV%: .900| GAA: 3.18| SO: 0 S53| CAL| GP 44| W: 27| L: 14| OTL: 2| SV%: .901| GAA: 2.66| SO: 4 S54| CAL| GP 44| W: 21| L: 19| OTL: 4| SV%: .890| GAA: 3.32| SO: 2 S55| CAL| GP 44| W: 26| L: 13| OTL: 5| SV%: .915| GAA: 2.53| SO: 4 S56| CAL| GP 44| W: 34| L: 6| OTL: 4| SV%: .936| GAA: 1.65| SO: 9 S57| CAL| GP 48| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 2.69| SO: 8 S58| CAL| GP 49| W: 29| L: 17| OTL: 3| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.54| SO: 4 S59| CAL| GP 43| W: 24| L: 15| OTL: 3| SV%: .918| GAA: 2.66| SO: 3 S60| CAL| GP 39| W: 23| L: 11| OTL: 4| SV%: .923| GAA: 2.37| SO: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S44| CAL| GP 4| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV%: .893| GAA: 3.26| SO: 0 S46| CAL| GP 10| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.38| SO: 1 S47| CAL| GP 15| W: 8| L: 4| OTL: 3| SV%: .906| GAA: 3.07| SO: 1 S48| CAL| GP 11| W: 6| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .916| GAA: 2.68| SO: 1 S49| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .898| GAA: 3.57| SO:2 S50| CAL| GP 20| W: 16| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .920| GAA: 2.39| SO:1 S51| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .905| GAA: 3.48| SO:0 S52| CAL| GP 13| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 2| SV%: .913| GAA: 2.60| SO:1 S53| CAL| GP 7| W: 3| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .914| GAA: 2.90| SO:0 S54| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 3| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 2.61| SO:0 S55| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 3.65| SO:0 S56| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .894| GAA: 4.25| SO:0 S57| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .899| GAA: 3.26| SO:0 S58| CAL| GP 5| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 2| SV%: .908| GAA: 3.86| SO:1 S59| CAL| GP 6| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 0| SV%: .923| GAA: 3.19| SO:0 S60| CAL| GP 7| W: 5| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV%: .910| GAA: 2.72| SO:0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S40| KEL| GP 10| W: 03| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .871| GAA: 2.94| SO: 0 S41| KEL| GP 46| W: 23| L: 13| OTL: 7| SV%: .876| GAA: 2.79| SO: 3 S42| KEL| GP 40| W: 29| L: 08| OTL: 2| SV%: .892| GAA: 2.50| SO: 0 S43| HAL| GP 45| W: 17| L: 19| OTL: 8| SV%: .869| GAA: 3.19| SO: 3 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S41| KEL| GP 15| W: 12| L: 03| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 2.64| SO: 0 S42| KEL| GP 10| W: 08| L: 01| OTL: 1| SV%: .915| GAA: 1.71| SO: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Round Robin Statistics: S44| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV%: .882| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0 S45| SWE| GP 10| W: 4| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV%: .912| GAA: 3.23| SO: 0 S46| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV%: .896| GAA: 3.33| SO: 0 S47| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .892| GAA: 4.51| SO: 0 S48| SWE| GP 4| W: 1| L: 2| OTL: 1| SV% .848| GAA: 5.01| SO: 0: S49| SWE| GP 10| W: 6| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .926| GAA: 2.21| SO: 0: S50| SWE| GP 8| W: 2| L: 5| OTL: 1| SV% .905| GAA: 3.34| SO: 0: S51| SWE| GP 12| W: 6| L: 6| OTL: 0| SV% .906| GAA: 3.10| SO: 0: S52| SWE| GP 12| W: 8| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .927| GAA: 2.56| SO: 1: S53| SWE| GP 11| W: 6| L: 5| OTL: 0| SV% .923| GAA: 2.92| SO: 0: S54| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 3| OTL: 2| SV% .916| GAA: 2.80| SO: 1: S55| SWE| GP 12| W: 7| L: 4| OTL: 1| SV% .910| GAA: 3.08| SO: 0: S56| SWE| GP 6| W: 4| L: 2| OTL: 0| SV% .899| GAA: 2.67| SO: 0: S57| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .788| GAA: 7.18| SO: 0: S58| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV% .872| GAA: 3.00| SO: 0: S59| LAT| GP 9| W: 2| L: 4| OTL: 2| SV% .913| GAA: 4.13| SO: 0: S60| LAT| GP 4| W: 0| L: 3| OTL: 0| SV% .902| GAA: 4.27| SO: 0: ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Statistics: S46| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .806| GAA: 7.12| SO: 0 S52| SWE| GP 3| W: 2| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .933| GAA: 2.34| SO: 1 S53| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .875| GAA: 5.00| SO: 0 S54| SWE| GP 1| W: 0| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .907| GAA: 4.05| SO: 0 S55| SWE| GP 2| W: 1| L: 1| OTL: 0| SV%: .860| GAA: 5.31| SO: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S40 Drafted 3rd Rd 24th Ova by Kelowna Knights S41 Drafted 1st Rd 14th Ova by Calgary Dragons S43 Traded from Kelowna Knights to Halifax Raiders for S43 Halifax 4th and S44 Halifax 2nd   ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S40 SWE: WJC Cup S40 Kel: 4 Star Cup S41 Kel: 4 Star Cup S42 Kel: 4 Star Cup S42 Kel: SMJHL Top Goalie Nomination S42 Kel: SMJHL Playoff MVP Nomination S44 Cal: SHL All Rookie Team S44 Cal: SHL ROY Nomination S46 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S46 Cal: 3rd Team All Star S47 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S48 SWE: Gold Medal S49 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S49 Cal: 2nd Team All Star S49 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S50 Cal: Challenge Cup S50 Cal: Ratzov Trophy Nominee S51 Cal: SHL McBride Nomination S51 Cal: 2nd Team All Star S52 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S53 SWE: IIHF best Goaltender S56 Cal: 1st Team All Star S56 Cal: McBride Nomination S56 Cal: Mike Honcho Award S60 Cal: 3rd Team All Star
Vladimir Lidstrom || D #5 || S23 || Texas Renegades/Impact || Retired Texas Hall of Fame Alias: Vliddy Born: 11/4/1993 Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 5 Birth Place: Krylbo, Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S25| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 23| P: 32|P/M : +14| PIM: 33| H: 66| SOG: 47 | SB: 68 S26| TEX| GP 50| G: 09| A: 21| P: 30|P/M : -04| PIM: 21| H: 66| SOG: 91 | SB: 81 S27| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 24| P: 30|P/M : -02| PIM: 46| H: 47| SOG: 104 | SB: 75 S28| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +10| PIM: 18| H: 54| SOG: 97 | SB: 59 S29| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 25| P: 31|P/M : +08| PIM: 18| H: 55| SOG: 95 | SB: 67 S30| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 45| P: 56|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 108 | SB: 74 S31| TEX| GP 50| G: 13| A: 37| P: 50|P/M : -10| PIM: 00| H: 05| SOG: 105 | SB: 78 S32| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 38| P: 45|P/M : +03| PIM: 04| H: 23| SOG: 104 | SB: 67 S33| TEX| GP 50| G: 11| A: 26| P: 38|P/M : -20| PIM: 26| H: 81| SOG: 99 | SB: 73 S34| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 35| P: 42|P/M : +04| PIM: 08| H: 04| SOG: 91 | SB: 81 S35| TEX| GP 50| G: 07| A: 19| P: 26|P/M : -03| PIM: 02| H: 04| SOG: 95 | SB: 55 S36| TEX| GP 50| G: 05| A: 12| P: 17|P/M : -08| PIM: 02| H: 05| SOG: 21 | SB: 38 S37| TEX| GP 50| G: 04| A: 11| P: 15|P/M : -07| PIM: 00| H: 08| SOG: 24 | SB: 42 S38| TEX| GP 50| G: 03| A: 25| P: 28|P/M : -04| PIM: 12| H: 46| SOG: 75 | SB: 73 S39| TEX| GP 50| G: 10| A: 25| P: 35|P/M : +17| PIM: 14| H: 62| SOG: 56 | SB: 73 S40| TEX| GP 50| G: 06| A: 22| P: 28|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 39| SOG: 61 | SB: 79 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| TEX| GP 800| G: 125| A: 413| P: 538|P/M : -01| PIM: 260| H: 586| SOG: 1273 | SB: 1083 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S26| TEX| GP 07| G: 04| A: 03| P: 07|P/M : -01| PIM: 02| H: 14| SOG: 13 | SB: 11 S27| TEX| GP 06| G:02| A: 01| P: 03|P/M : +04| PIM: 07| H: 04| SOG: 10 | SB: 11 S28| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : -02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 10 | SB: 09 S29| TEX| GP 06| G: 02| A: 02| P: 04|P/M : +01| PIM: 02| H: 06| SOG: 11 | SB: 08 S30| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 11 S31| TEX| GP 06| G:00| A: 03| P: 03|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 10 S34| TEX| GP 13| G: 02| A: 06| P: 08|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 28 | SB: 20 S35| TEX| GP 06| G: 00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 06 | SB: 10 S36| TEX| GP 16| G: 02| A: 04| P: 06|P/M : +07| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 11 | SB: 16 S37| TEX| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : +00| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 01 | SB: 03 S40| TEX| GP 05| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 04 | SB: 10 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| TEX| GP77| G: 12| A: 34| P: 46|P/M : +12| PIM: 11| H: 39| SOG: 116 | SB: 119 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S22| MTL| GP 40| G:04| A: 19| P: 23|P/M : +04| PIM: 22| H: 42| SOG: 33 | SB: 45 S23| MTL| GP 40| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37|P/M : +03| PIM: 31| H: 43| SOG: 118 | SB: 27 S24| MTL| GP 52| G: 11| A: 29| P: 40|P/M : -02| PIM: 39| H: 32| SOG: 99 | SB: 60 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| MTL| GP 132| G: 29| A: 71| P: 100|P/M : +05| PIM: 92| H: 117| SOG: 250 | SB: 132 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S22| MTL| GP 09| G: 00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -07| PIM: 20| H: 15| SOG: 02 | SB: 11 S23| MTL| GP 07| G: 03| A: 00| P: 03|P/M : +02| PIM: 02| H: 12| SOG: 29 | SB: 03 S24| MTL| GP 17| G: 02| A: 15| P: 17|P/M : +01| PIM: 18| H: 11| SOG: 32 | SB: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| MTL| GP 33| G: 05| A: 17| P: 22|P/M : -04| PIM: 40| H: 38| SOG: 63 | SB: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Statistics: S24| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 05 | SB: 02 S25| SWE| GP 11| G: 00| A:01| P: 01|P/M : -04| PIM: 04| H: 03| SOG: 00 | SB: 09 S26| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05|P/M : +03| PIM: 00| H: 00| SOG: 12 | SB: 16 S27| SWE| GP 13| G: 03| A: 07| P: 10|P/M : +04| PIM: 06| H: 04| SOG: 14 | SB: 14 S28| SWE| GP 13| G:02| A: 07| P: 09|P/M : +04| PIM: 04| H: 25| SOG: 22 | SB:17 S29| SWE| GP 13| G: 04| A: 05| P: 09|P/M : +00| PIM: 04| H: 21| SOG: 24 | SB: 21 S30| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 08| P: 09|P/M : +03| PIM: 12| H: 11| SOG: 21 | SB: 12 S31| SWE| GP 12| G: 00| A: 08| P: 08|P/M : -01| PIM: 12| H: 03| SOG: 17 | SB: 12 S32| SWE| GP 11| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +01| PIM: 08| H: 06| SOG: 22 | SB: 06 S33| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04|P/M : -08| PIM: 10| H: 24| SOG: 19 | SB: 23 S34| SWE| GP 12| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +04| PIM: 12| H: 14| SOG: 19 | SB: 16 S35| SWE| GP 13| G: 01| A: 06| P: 07|P/M : -03| PIM: 00| H: 04| SOG: 23 | SB: 12 S36| SWE| GP 10| G: 01| A: 05| P: 06|P/M : -04| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 13 | SB: 14 S37| SWE| GP 11| G: 01| A: 07| P: 08|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 02| SOG: 09 | SB: 08 S38| SWE| GP 10| G: 03| A: 02| P: 05|P/M : +02| PIM: 04| H: 00| SOG: 16 | SB: 12 S39| SWE| GP 11| G: 07| A: 00| P: 07|P/M : +02| PIM: 00| H: 06| SOG: 13 | SB: 11 S40| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 02| P: 02|P/M : -02| PIM: 02| H: 02| SOG: 08 | SB: 18 S41| SWE| GP 10| G:00| A: 05| P: 05|P/M : -01| PIM: 00| H: 01| SOG: 11 | SB: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career| SWE| GP 203| G: 29| A: 79| P: 108|P/M : -01| PIM: 78| H: 131| SOG: 268 | SB: 236 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S22 Drafted 4th Rd 20th Ova by Montreal Impact S23 Drafted 1st Rd 9th Ova by Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S23 Mtl: Christopher Klose Award S23 Mtl: Petr Klimek Award S23 Mtl: Armin Brovalchuk Award S23 Mtl: Kurtis Hunter Award S24 Mtl: Alternate Captain S24 Mtl: Darian Scherbluk Award S25 Tex: SHL All Rookie Team S26 Tex: Alternate Captain S27 Tex: Alternate Captain S28 Tex: Alternate Captain S27 Swe: Silver Medal S28 Swe: Gold Medal S29 Mtl: Elected to Montreal Hall of Fame S29 Tex: Alternate Captain S29 Swe: Gold Medal S30 Tex: Alternate Captain S30 Tex: Stevens Award Finalist S30 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S31 Tex: Alternate Captain S31 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S32 Tex: 2nd Team All Star S33 Tex: Captain S34 Tex: 3rd Team All Star S34 Tex: Captain S35 Swe: Silver Medal S36 Tex: Challenge Cup Winner S39 Tex: Alternate Captain S40 Tex: Alternate Captain

A. Jobin's resume includes one bullet point. Stopping things. He applied to all the local schools in his area and finally got hired by the local elementary school. At first they thought it was funny that he showed up in his hockey pads and taped a stop sign to the end of his goalie stick. Little did they realize that he doesn't remove the pads and shows up like that every day.

A. Jobin || Goalie || Hamilton Steelhawks || TPE: 900+ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 1st SHL Win S54 Game 2 HAM 2 TBB 1 S55 44GP, 27W, 14L, 3OTL, 4SO, 2.20GAA, .910SV% ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: A. Jobin Height: 6'1" Weight: 215 Number: 50

A. Jobin || Goalie || Detroit Falcons || TPE: 900+ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ S53, S54 SMJHL All-Star S54 2nd All SMJHL Team, WJC Gold S54 - 35GP, 17W, 15W, 2OTL, 0.916SV%, 2.64GAA S53 2nd All SMJHL Team, Laurifer Trophy, 4 Star Cup, Brodie Witzel Trophy S53 - 33GP, 26W, 5L, 2OTL, 0.901SV%, 1.92GAA S52 SMJHL All Rookie Team, Laurifer Trophy S52 - 39GP, 21W, 15L, 0.871SV%, 3.65GAA ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: A. Jobin Height: 6'1" Weight: 215 Number: 50

6+ years of experience with the following skills:
- Handling my stick plus occasionally handling other men's sticks.
- Feeding people.
- Going to time out when I've done something wrong.
- Settling differences in a gentlemanly sort of way.
- Using blades in unconventional ways.
As you can see, I believe I am very qualified for the open position as performer at Medieval Times.

                  Frederick Wanesly || Retired Name: Frederick Wanesly Height: 6'4" Weight: 220lbs Number: 5 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season - Seattle Argonauts: S56 | 50 GP | 11 G | 10 A | 21 P |  32 PIM | 20:20 AMG S57 | 66 GP | 17 G | 13 A | 30 P |  35 PIM | 18:31 AMG S58 | 66 GP | 12 G | 13 A | 25 P |  16 PIM | 15:40 AMG S58 | 66 GP |   7 G | 13 A | 20 P |    8 PIM | 15:07 AMG SMJHL Regular Season - Detroit Falcons: S52 | 50 GP |   6 G | 10 A | 16 P |  14 PIM |   9.48 AMG S53 | 50 GP | 15 G | 20 A | 35 P |  10 PIM | 15.58 AMG S54 | 50 GP | 14 G | 15 A | 29 P |  22 PIM | 16.21 AMG S55 | 50 GP |   7 G | 26 A | 33 P |  20 PIM | 19.23 AMG SMJHL Post Season - Detroit Falcons 28 GP | 9 G | 7 A | 16 P | 2 PIM | 19:44 AMG WJC - Team British Isles S51 | 30 GP |  3 G |   0 A |   3 P |  8 PIM |  9.66 AMG S52 | 22 GP |  7 G |   9 A | 16 P |  6 PIM | 13.75 AMG S53 | 20 GP |  8 G | 11 A | 19 P |  2 PIM |  19.49 AMG S54 | 22 GP |  6 G |   6 A | 12 P |  6 PIM |  15.54 AMG IIHF - Team Great Britain S56 | 22 GP |  4 G |  5 A |   9 P |  6 PIM |  9.05 AMG

I am going back to farming my land back in Russia, and go back to selling radishes, Russian Radishes are best radishes. IT IS A KNOWN FACT!! Russian Radishes are just built different. 


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Drafted 2nd round 21st Pick by the Winnipeg Jets in S55 SHL Entry Draft 

GM of the UCORCAL in the WJC S55

S55 WJC Gold Medalist GM/Player for UCORCAL

Management Role for Russia in the IIHF

Management Role / Head Coach for Winnipeg Aurora in SHL 

Co-GM St. Louis Scarecrows S57-S60

GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows S61-S72

S72 Challenge Cup Champion - GM

Co-GM Toronto North Stars S81

• Excellent work ethic.
  
• Excels at protecting company from losses.
  
• A team player who will jump in at anytime for a coworker, including direct assistance for attaining their goals.
  
• Willing to travel all over the continent, will work weekend and nights if needed.
  

Zebulon Leavitt, Defense Number:24

I'm not sure how well my hockey skills will translate to my next career. Really, though, I want to cook Russian food for people. I guess that I may have some name recognition locally for my time in the sport that shall not be named and that might help my business get off the ground. I guess I can refer to myself as an "athletic celebrity" or something.

(sigs courtesy of Carpy48, BDonini, Turd Ferguson, FlappyGiraffe, and Sulovilen)

Blue-II has a very high and passionate interest in music production, so he would go pursue his passion of music and get a composition degree and other things.

Welcome to the hall, Ben!

Awards Won ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ben Blue (S41- S55) awards; Tom Corcoran Winner: S41, S43 McBride Winner: S46, S48 (unanimous vote), S50 [pblSarmad Khan Runner-up: S46, S48, S50][/pbl] [pblIIHF: Gold in S49, Silver in S50][/pbl] Surkhi-Ze’ev (S65 - ) awards: Elias Armia Nominee: S65, S67 Turd Ferguson Trophy Winner: S70 Jeff Darr Nominee: S73 Adian Richan Nominee: S73 Ron Mexico Nominee: S73

Hello Mr. Employer,

I am Edward Williams, but you can call me Teddy. 

I have many skills that are pertinent to this business job and not any other unrelated jobs.

My reading ability is fantastic and I am good at checking -- fact-checking -- when doing business tasks.

My speed when performing work is unmatched. I am also good at getting open, in terms of projects or assignments I need to do. If that makes sense.

I am good at handling things. Like work reports. Or things that need to be done. 

Hire me.

Thank you,
Teddy

 Zedward Zilliams | LD | Detroit | Tampa Bay | Great Britain | S71 - | 2050 TPE Max TPE: 2077 Age: 28 Height: 6'4 Weight: 220 lbs Birthplace: Stockport, England Number: 22 ---------------------------------------- (S71) Drafted 8th Overall by the Detroit Falcons (S72) Drafted 2nd Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks ---------------------------------------- CAREER GP: 909 | G: 123 | A: 309 | P: 432 | B: 1,997 | -91 ---------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season GP: 264 | G: 19 | A: 91 | P: 110 | B: 833 | -60 ---------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs GP: 30 | G: 03 | A: 12 | P: 15 | B: 65 | -6 ---------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season GP: 396 | G: 83 | A: 151 | P: 234 | B: 683 | +5 ---------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs GP: 78 | G: 12 | A: 24 | P: 36 | B: 152 | -4 ---------------------------------------- WJC GP: 54 | G: 01 | A: 18 | P: 19 | B: 131 | +3 ---------------------------------------- IIHF GP: 87 | G: 05 | A: 13 | P: 18 | B: 133 | -29 ---------------------------------------- Achievements (S71) Alternate Captain of Detroit (S71) Blocked Shots League Leader (S71) Most Shots Blocked in SMJHL Season (S71) All-Defense Team (S71) WJC Silver Medal (S72) Blocked Shots League Leader (S74) 3rd All Time in SMJHL Blocked Shots (S74) Four Star Cup Champion (S75) Rookie All Star Team (S78) Defenseman Goals League Leader ---------------------------------------- Teams (S71-S74) Detroit Falcons (S75-S78) Hamilton Steelhawks (S79-) Tampa Bay Barracuda

Edward Williams | C | Detroit | Texas | Great Britain | S52 - S69 | 2171 TPE Age: 37 Height: 6'2" Weight: 205 lbs Birthplace: Stockport, England Number: 22 ---------------------------------------- (S52) Drafted 11th Overall by the Detroit Falcons (S53) Drafted 4th Overall by the Texas Renegades ---------------------------------------- CAREER GP: 1507 | G: 458 | A: 678 | P: 1136 | +191 ---------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season TOTAL | GP: 200 | G: 73 | A: 92 | P: 165 | +13 ---------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs TOTAL | GP: 38 | G: 07 | A: 13 | P: 20 | -14 ---------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season TOTAL | GP: 908 | G: 302 | A: 452 | P: 754 | +157 ---------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs TOTAL | GP: 143 | G: 36 | A: 67 | P: 103 | +5 ---------------------------------------- WJC TOTAL | GP: 77 | G: 14 | A: 18 | P: 32 | +2 ---------------------------------------- IIHF TOTAL | GP: 141 | G: 26 | A: 36 | P: 62 | +28 ---------------------------------------- Achievements (S52) SMJHL All-Rookie Team (S52) Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top Rookie) (S53) Alternate Captain of Detroit (S53) Eastern Conference All-Star (S53) Four Star Cup Champion (S53) 1st Team All-SMJHL (S53) Jared Hanson (Scoring Champ) (S53) Roberto Martucci (Goal Leader) (S53) Raymond Lindsay (Players MVP) (S53) Ideen Fallah Nominee (Award Committee MVP) [/align] (S54) WJC Silver Medal (S54) IIHF Silver Medal (S55) IIHF Gold Medal (S56) IIHF Silver Medal (S56) Ryan Jesster (Best Rookie) (S56) All-Rookie Team (S57) IIHF Silver Medal (S58) IIHF Silver Medal (S59) Western Conference All-Star (S59) Challenge Cup Champion (S60) IIHF Silver Medal (S61) Western Conference All-Star (S61) Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two-Way Forward)  (S61) IIHF Gold Medal (S62) Challenge Cup Champion ---------------------------------------- Teams (S52-55) Detroit Falcons (S56-65) Texas Renegades (S66) Seattle Argnoauts (S67) Los Angeles Panthers (S68) Tampa Bay Barracuda (S69) Los Angeles Panthers

William Zilliams | Head GM | Detroit | S72 - S78 ---------------------------------------- CAREER Regular Season | 238-192-32 Postseason | 34-31 ---------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season (S72) | 21-39-6 | P: 48 | 13th (S73) | 31-28-7 | P: 69 | 8th (S74) | 42-20-4 | P: 88 | 3rd (S75) | 40-22-4 | P: 84 | 4th (S76) | 29-34-3 | P: 61 | 11th (S77) | 38-23-5 | P: 81 | 4th (S78) | 37-26-3 | P: 77 | 6th ---------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs (S73) | R1: 4-1 | QF: 0-4 (S74) | R1: Bye | QF: 4-0 | SF: 4-2 | CH: 4-3 (S75) | R1: 4-3 | QF: 3-4 (S76) | R1: 0-4 (S77) | R1: 2-4 (S78) | R1: 4-0 | QF: 4-2 | SF: 1-4 ---------------------------------------- Achievements (S74) Four Star Cup Champion (S74) Nour Harrak Nominee (Top GM)

I don't know why you would need a resume to be an acolyte of the Cult of Zoltan. There is no better job in the world. Hockey skills may not translate well on a resume, but peddling for gifts and donations and speaking with potential acolytes does translate well. These are skills you learn off the ice dealing with rabid fans.

 

Eero Makela is not allowed to talk about his stint as a player of a game on ice with sticks. Eero Makela is only allowed to move forward and not live in the past, not talk about the spiele verboten. Now that I am back among the common folks, I have begun my career as a time traveling police officer. I am a loose cannon, but I am the best on the force, and the only one who can go back in time to defeat Hitler in an epic kung fu battle.

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