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***trashae*** · 05-06-2021, 04:51 PM

Interviewer: Please describe your previous work experience. You are 26 so we assume you've been employed before.

Teddy: Yes! That is a great question and I am glad you asked it. Before this job I was gainfully employed and under-appreciated for my contributions on the ice..icle line.

Interviewer: Icicle line? Did you work in manufacturing? How did you handle situations at work where you disagreed with others?

Teddy: Yeahhh, I manufactured icicles before that is correct. Whenever someone on a different team crossed a line I would be the first to defend my teammates by dropping the gloves and beating some sense into the other guy... through hearty debate.

Interviewer: So what you're saying is that you were in an active industrial area and threw work equipment on the floor with no regard for safety to have a debate and slow production.

Teddy: .... I feel like I should say no?

Interviewer: Yes. You should have said no. Mr. Murphy your complete disregard for workplace safety and production is appalling. We will not be hiring you and I suggest you do some serious self-reflection lest you find yourself in the same gulag as the players from the-sport-who-must-not-be-named.

*Flowseidon* · 05-06-2021, 05:45 PM

Brogen is an absolutely tenacious worker with a proven ability to capitalize on opportunities, and assist others in their goals. If you hire Brogen, he will work hard to ensure that your organization is always scoring on the market.

*CptSquall* · 05-06-2021, 06:35 PM

Zapo is a strong, team orientated, and a take charge kind of guy. He could land a fair few jobs out there after all is said and done as hockey can give you some reasonable skills.

MN_Moosey · 05-06-2021, 06:41 PM

Bryce McMahon
Professional athlete with over 6 years of total experience. Has exemplary leadership skills and gives maximum effort day in and day out.

Experience:
Junior position in Vancouver (S53 - S56)
- Provided support to colleagues on a regular basis
- Successfully completed company-wide goal in production
- Earned company international award for excellence.

Senior position in Baltimore (S57 - present)
- Coordinated award winning advertisement campaign
- Continued streak of excellence at international conference

Toivo · 05-06-2021, 09:22 PM

Well, I am not sure I can throw much leadership experience on the Jones' resume because of the lack of leadership roles. But, I can demonstrate my ability to be punctual and persevere with progression throughout years.

Ronniewalker · 05-07-2021, 12:30 AM

Hard-working, well disciplined and physically fit young man looking for meaningful work to make use of his superior balance and motor skills. Also likes tasks that require quick thinking and reaction and pays good attention to detail where necessary. Previous experience includes running around on frozen water on very sharp edges, intricately waving a long curved stick and crushing armored bodies against walls.

Sigs by sulovilen , Ragnar , supertardis101 , Leviadan , High Stick King , Carpy & KaleSalad

S69 Challenge Cup Champion - Philadelphia Forge Forge

S59 & S62 Challenge Cup Champion - Texas Renegades

S57 Four Star Cup Champion - Anchorage Armada Armada

S57 & S58 WJC / S62, S64 & S66 IIHF Gold Medalist - Team Finland Finland

After 69 shots on net with still no SHL goals to show for it, even the opposition started to feel so sorry for Lemo, that they decided to help him out :D

- Bad pass by Jack Klompus, he gave it right to Lemo Pihl.

- Lemo Pihl rips it to the net...

- Lemo Pihl will find the empty net, that should do it!

TEX @ MAN, S59 game 31

overdoo · 05-07-2021, 01:00 AM

Hutton would work at a summer camp. He'd be one of those camp instructors all the girls have a crush on like in TV. His qualifications? sexy boy. Also cutie patooty. He can also deadlift everyone there (under the age of 2)

*lmao* · 05-07-2021, 01:17 AM

As someone who has accomplished basically nothing in hockey and didn't have enough skill to make it in the league, I believe I'd be a great candidate for director of the NHL's department of player safety!

mee · 05-07-2021, 01:52 AM

I am an excellent writer. I would certainly apply for a job as a sports blog writer, sharing my work for the SJHN as proof of my abilities.

JstMaro · 05-07-2021, 03:40 AM

Jst Maro will finally be able to catch fish for living. With his good stickhandling skills Maro will catch tons of fishes and with his good strength and ability he will also be able to bring them out of water.

*Festinator* · 05-07-2021, 03:42 AM

Well wiht no hockey left to play, looks like Jonas is heading back to his hometown of Leipzig, Germany and will fire up the schnitzel truck. Ol' reliable, everyone needs schnitzel.

Mooty99 · 05-07-2021, 05:59 AM

This is very easy for me as hockey is only really a side gig, I would simply return to Svalbard and take my rightful place as king of the bears. I may have to fight and kill a rival or 2 but that shouldn't be a problem for me!

majesiu · 05-07-2021, 06:13 AM

grizzled vet looking for new job, used to travelling from town to town and hardship, ironman that never misses a day and can sit in penalty box when not needed to score points or be of an assistance

Cobbenstein · 05-07-2021, 08:48 AM

If Patrick Shepherd could no longer play hockey he would take his defensive prowess and attempt to become a defense lawyer. His 16 in face-offs would help him go toe to toe with the prosecution and his defensive and offensive read would always have him ready for what ever was coming at his client.

JayWhy · 05-07-2021, 09:19 AM

Translating hockey skills into the real world would be interesting, but the most obvious is to say great communication and teamwork skills, always setting up for success, and a great drive for continued success.

An old man's dream ended. A young man's vision of the future opened wide. Young men have visions, old men have dreams. But the place for old men to dream is beside the fire.

Thanks to Jackson, Copenhagen, and Harry Hans!

GOING DOWN IN STYLE. TOAST4LYFE

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