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From my time as an SHL defender I would be able to be an excellent secret service agent. I have blocked some of the most shots ever in the SHL so naturally I'd be able to block a bullet like it ain't no thing.

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Simonsson couldn't exist off the ice, he needs to be on it. So he would become a speed skater coach for the youth to breed them into Olympic athletes

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I have a perfect understanding of the human athletic abilities when they are being pushed to the maximum in a closed, icy and cold space. My best skills are balance and working together with others.

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I am extremely skilled at working in a team environment, can communicate well with anyone, and I have developed experience yelling at referees - I mean, effectively communicating with people of authority.

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I am a go-getter with an incredible eye for detail and work well under high-stress situations. I am also a great team builder, although not as great as @Evok and @Faelax amirite guys huehuehue

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Lyle would be lost without hockey, he has been involved in it his entire life. If he had to write up a resume without hockey references, bullet points would probably look like this:

- Loyal worker
- Willing to take charge and lead by example
- Also ready to get in the way of tough issues to protect his colleagues
- Efficient at working in his own area and also in an opposing workplaces area
- Will do just about anything to make sure he helps the company succeed

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(This post was last modified: 05-07-2021, 12:50 PM by Ohtaay.)

I think I would have to have a two pronged approach, the first would be to become semi in Spike Ball, as the sport is still very young and growing there is not much money to be earned. That is why I will need to become a day trader, as stocks only ever go up. This would also allow me to be self employed and not require a new resume.

Resume Highlights:
- Lover of Chicken Fingers
- Frequent Yahoo Finance User
- Owner of Custom Spike Ball Set

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I'm pretty sure I would just write a bunch of cliche stuff like "great team player", "4 years of experience collaborating with a team on goals", "always happy to assist coworkers"

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Valdis is a goon and ends up in a lot of fights on the ice ( which he mostly loses). With no hockey, he would turn his sites to MMA where he will be a punching bag for a bit. He might do well since he typically fights guys that are way bigger than he is, but I still think he just can't throw a good punch.

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Rikki Petrov has always had a smart mind and has been a voice of the people. After his SHL career is done, I can see him going back to Russia and becoming part of the government in some form. He has the popularity and would likely win in any elections.

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With being out of a job and needing to find a way to keep on living I believe the only reasonable thing to transfer my skills into would be to pickup my long time dream of becoming the owner of a local burger shack. I can take my years of burger tasting and put it all together into the best tasting hamburgers anyone around has ever had, with my soft hands of flipping pucks i'll be flipping burgers instead and put on a little show for the customers.

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Highly skilled doctor with experience in neurology, brain surgery, and anesthesia (sometimes).
Excellent ability to multitask, with some suggesting it's almost as if I have more than two arms to get everything done.
Weaknesses include an inability to exhibit human emotion.
Strengths include an IQ of 498
No need to reach out - I will find you...

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(This post was last modified: 05-07-2021, 05:17 PM by awils13.)

Despite passing being one of his weaknesses early in his career, Aaron Wilson has been an elite playmaker in the FHM era and has more assists than any player since s53, so I guess he could be some sort of assistant? Idk

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dee centerman iv would be an excellent bricklayer or road worker. stopping people and building brick walls are among his greatest talents. construction is the future for centerman iv



I think Elizabeth Doyle would have facility to work as an acrobat or a juggler in a circle. Athleticism, flexibility and reflex were important criteria at her old job that she cant mention.

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