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kikish18 · 06-22-2021, 01:52 AM

Put this on background

Well, I tumble outta box and stumble to the ice
Claude dish myself a puck of ambition
Fake and stretch and try to score to backhand side
Jump in the boards and the blood starts pumping
Out on the cube, the lights starts jumping
With Dragons like me on the game trailing 3 to 5
Trailing 3 to 5, what a way to make a playing
Beranek getting by, it's all takeaway and no giveaway
Jeff just use his mind, and gets assist as a credit
It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it
Trailing 4 to 5, you've got passion and a vision
'Cause it's hustlin' time, a whole new way to make a tyin'
Gonna change your stick, do somethin' that gives them icin'
With a offside that is worthy of your dreamin'
Well you got teammates and you know they matter
Lead out of loss, climb your own ladder
That moment's hitting closer by the day
And you're in the same with with a Steven Moyer
Launching ideas you all believe in
The Brennan's gonna shoot, and it's rebound gonna roll your way
Tying 5 to 5, making something of your own now
And it feels so fine to get a late powerplay from your agitating friend
Izzy gonna move ahead, and there's Weston-Esa-Barry line
When you listen to that loud goal horn
Yeah, 6 to 5 you've got passion and a vision
'Cause it's hustlin' time, a whole new way to make a scorin'
Gonna change your line, do somethin' that gives it strugglin'
With a linemate that is worthy of your passing
7 to 5, you keep scoring, scoring, scoring
Scoring 8 to 5, 'til your Choybuk scores one too
Scoring 9 to 5, Vilde keep winning, winning, winning
10 to 5, 11 to 5, Zoidberg can do it

*Festinator* · 06-22-2021, 02:04 AM

I got, I got, I got, I got
Loyalty, got royalty inside my SHL
Got some smelling salts, max earning cults inside my SHL
I got power, poison, pain and joy inside my SHL
I got thunderdomes got wonderdomes inside my SHL
I was born like this, since one like this, immaculate conception
I transform like this, perform like this, was LAP's new weapon
I don't contemplate, I meditate, then clap one off your head
This that put great lakes to bed, this that I got I got I got I got

*takethehorizon* · 06-22-2021, 08:43 AM

Head down to the rink looking great
Got my goalie gear, helmet and skates

Feeling like a champion, no ifs ands or buts
Walkin' tall, serene, defending the challenge cup

Renegades ready to go back to back
Great lakes ain't go nothin against this 'Gades pack

Shoot the puck on net, I don't care
Blocker save, glove save, Kav totally unfair

61 Words.

SewingWithNancy · 06-22-2021, 09:10 AM

In the Cadence of New Dorp, New York by SBTRKT

My team got a minimum
Keep scoring right there ‘til the number comes
Leave a smooth defensman lookin’ like a bum
My Teams got a game to run
Got the key to the stadium where the scorings from
Never seen the opposing team, only feels like a dream
(And he thinks I’m the positive one)

Fans clappin in Manhattan (beach)
Yell Aye, El Aye
Panthers prowlin
Peak of the League, Top of the SHL

WC:74

C9Van · 06-22-2021, 09:34 AM

This is to the man city chant, 'Never felt more like singing the blues' and 'watching city on a wednesday night'

"Never felt more like singing the blues, Baltimore win, Hamilton lose OOOOOH PLATOON, ya got me singing the bluuuues!"

&

"Watching Balitmore on a Wednesday night! You play minors cause you're fucking SH*TE! Oh what a feeling what a night!"

Dunno if SHL is really ready for fan chants though tbh.

[73 words]

Jumbo · 06-22-2021, 09:48 AM

I never knew that a team like this
Could take their sticks round the world and flash the big Cellys
And rock the arenas, from Atlanta to Philly
Manhattan, New England, Shooting snipes in Tampa Bay
Platoon on the rise now, ‘cause we be puttin in work
Committed to the rebuild, JR dealing, pimpin a smirk
Im sure you heard, about the new boys in town
Draft picks gone, but J41 and Cleary gon take the crown

You didn't know, thought we was still lottery
Well, it's all BAP! It's all BAP!
I know you know, I see you shocked in surprise
Well, it's all BAP! It's all BAP!

BAP! Here comes the BAP!
Ready or Not, here some the boys from the East
BAP! Here comes the BAP!
Ready or not, How you like us now?

Boom by POD

Thelastheraclid · 06-22-2021, 11:14 AM

Locker Room by Fugazi

I am a patient boy
I wait, I wait, I wait, I wait
My TPE, regressing down a drain
BAP is improving
BAP is improving
BAP is improving, improving, improving, improving
Please I just want to remain
In the locker room
I don't want the blue
I cannot use it
I don't want the blues
I won't live by it
All the teams outside of town
They are always down
Tell me why?
Because, they can't get up
Come on and get up
Come on and get up
But I don't sit idly by
I'm planning a big surprise
I'm gonna fight for what I wanna be
And I won't make the same mistakes (defensive build)
Because I know how much TPE that wastes (and balance)
Balance is the key
To the locker room
I don't want the blues
I cannot use it
I don't want the blues
I won't live by it
All the teams outside of town
They are always down
Tell me why?
Because, they can't get up
Come on and get up
Up from the locker room
Sitting in the locker room (ah)
Sitting in the locker room (ah)
Sitting in the locker room (ah)
Sitting in the locker room (tell me why)
Because, they can't get up

Kierkan · 06-22-2021, 11:53 AM

This is ten percent guts,
twenty percent shill,
fifteen percent people from the ISFL,
five percent hockey,
fifty percent swoogity,
and a hundred percent reason to oogly boogly

roastpuff · 06-22-2021, 12:03 PM

To the tune of Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise

As I walk through the darkness of the tunnel of the rink
I take a look at my life, and realize there's nothin' left
'Cause I've been skatin' and shootin' so long
That even my coach thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never slashed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you jawin' and where you skatin'
Or you and your homies might be lined up next

I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc
As they fall, I see myself in the jumbotron
Fool, I'm the kinda D the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the crease, blockin' slapshots in the strobe light

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the d-man's paradise
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the d-man's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the d-man's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the d-man's paradise

Look at the situation they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the skate
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin' got me chasin' dreams

I'm a educated fool with silver on my mind
Got my stick in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out d-man, set trippin' player
And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger
Fool, whistle ain't nothin' but a heart beat away

I'm livin' life do or die, what can I say?
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?
The way things is goin', I don't know
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hit are you and me?

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the d-man's paradise
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the d-man's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the d-man's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the d-man's paradise

Pucks and the money, money and the pucks
Minute after minute, shift after shift
Everybody's runnin', but half of them ain't skatin'
It's goin' on in the 'rena, but I don't know what's cookin'

They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they frontin', that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool!

Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the d-man's paradise
Been spendin' most their lives livin' in the d-man's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the d-man's paradise
Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in the d-man's paradise

Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hit are you and me?
Tell me why are we so blind to see
That the ones we hit are you and me?

***Benpachi*** · 06-22-2021, 12:16 PM

[b]"Circus"[/b]

There's only two types of people in the world
The ones that entertain, and the ones that observe
Well baby I'm a put-on-a-show kinda guy
Don't like the farm team, gotta be first

I'm like the points leader
I take the shots
(Take the shots)
I'm like a firecracker
I make it hot
When I put on a show

I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break
I'm like a performer, the ice rink is my stage
Better be ready, hope that you feel the same

All the eyes on me in the center of the ice
Just like a circus
When I crack that bomb, everybody clap along
Just like a circus

Don't stand there watching me, follow me
Show me what you can do
Everybody let go, we can make a dance floor
Just like a circus

There's only two types of guys out there
Ones that can hang with me, and ones that are scared
So baby I hope that you came prepared
I run a tight ship, so beware

I'm like the points leader
I take the shots
(Take the shots)
I'm like a fire cracker
I make it hot
When I put on a show

I feel the adrenaline moving through my veins
Spotlight on me and I'm ready to break
I'm like a performer, the ice rink is my stage
Better be ready, hope that you feel the same

All the eyes on me in the center of the ice
Just like a circus
When I hit that cheese
Everybody gonna wheeze
Just like a circus

Don't stand there watching me, follow me
Show me what you can do
Everybody let go
We can make a dance floor
Just like a circus

Let's go
Let me see what you can do
I'm running this
(Like, like like a circus)
Yeah, like a what?
(Like, like like a circus)

All the eyes on me in the center of the ring
Just like a circus
When I crack that whip
Everybody gonna trip
Just like a circus

Don't stand there watching me, follow me
Show me what you can do
Everybody let go
We can make a dance floor
Just like a circus

This was weird and felt wrong and I hope you all hate it. Danke.

sulovilen · 06-22-2021, 01:21 PM

My SHL draft experience in a song. Tune: Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c

I'm waiting for the draft
The second one that I have ever known
Don't know where I go
But it will be home to me, and I'm on the board
I wait for scouts to reach
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Why are they asleep
And I'm the only one, and I'm on the board
Still on the board, still on the board
Still on the board, still on the-

[Chorus]
I watch the sure bust losers walk beside me
They get on stage, the GMs look so happy
And I just I wish someone out there will pick me
'Til then I'm on the board

What did I do wrong?
The questions just keep popping to my mind
Second round starts soon
Twenty picks been made, still on the board
Read my bank account
Made some graphics too, money's alright
Check Player Analyze
And know I'm earning well, but still on the board
Still on the board, still on the board
Still on the board, still on the-

[Chorus]
I watch the sure bust losers walk beside me
They get on stage, the GMs look so happy
And I just I wish someone out there will pick me
'Til then I'm on the board

Still on the board, still on the-

[Bridge]
I'm still watching the draft
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Thank God there's Grape and Daft
And they call my name, and I walk to-

[Chorus]
I watch the sure bust losers walk beside me
They get on stage, the GMs look so happy
And I just I wish someone out there will pick me
Not longer on the board

Kyamprac · 06-22-2021, 01:58 PM

What's hockey without a little backstreet boys.... I guess?

Everybody
Play some hockey
Everybody
Do that hockey right
Hockey's back, alright!

Oh God we're back again
Hockey players, everybody sing
We're gonna bring the skils and show you how
I've gotta question for ya
Better answer now

Am I the best player? (nooo)
Am I the only one? (nooo)
If I want to be a star
I better play some hockey now

Everybody
Play some hockey
Everybody
Do that hockey right
Hockey's back, alright!

Now throw your sticks up in the air
And wave 'em around like you just don't care
If you wanna hockey let me hear you yell
Cause the season's starting up again

Am I the best player? (nooo)
Am I the only one? (nooo)
If I want to be a star
I better play some hockey now

Everybody
Play some hockey
Everybody
Do that hockey right
Hockey's back, alright!

***Reno*** · 06-22-2021, 02:15 PM

Take The Hit by Evgeni Petrov (Take A Hint from Victorious parody)

Why am I always hit on by the the GMs I never like
I can always see them offering from the left and from the right
I don't want to be so mean
I'm just trying to be nice
But it always seems to bite me in the-
Ask me for my demands
Yeah, you put me on the spot
You think that I should sign with you
But I think that I should not
You had me at hello
Then you opened up your mouth
And that is when negotiations started going south

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r0tzbua · 06-22-2021, 02:18 PM

To the tune of Britney Spears: "Toxic"

Baby, can't you see I'm skating?
A guy like you should wear a helmet
It's dangerous, you're sliding

There's no escape, I can't wait
I need a hit, baby, give me it
You're dangerous, I'm loving it

Too high, can't come down
Losing my head, spinnin' 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now?

With a taste of your stick, I'm on a ride
You're hitting, I'm slippin' under
With a taste of a puck to my face
I'm addicted to the haze
Don't you know that you're fighting?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're fighting?

It's getting late to give you up
I took a sip from my gatorade
Slowly, it's taking over me
Too high, can't come down
It's in the air and it's all around
Can you hit me now?

With a taste of your stick, I'm on a ride
You're hitting, I'm slippin' under
With a taste of a puck to my face
I'm addicted to the haze
Don't you know that you're fighting?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're fighting?
Don't you know that you're fighting?

Taste of your stick, I'm on a ride
You're hitting, I'm slippin' under
With a taste of a puck to my face
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're fighting?
With a taste of your stick, I'm on a ride
You're hitting, I'm slippin' under (hitting)
With a taste of a puck to my face
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're fighting?

Fight me now, take your gloves off now
I think I'm ready now, I think I'm ready now
Fight me now, with your gloves off now
I think I'm ready now

TheCC · 06-22-2021, 02:31 PM

To the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire"

QCC to SFP, oh wait now they traded me,
Now Petrov's in Montreal, and he's gonna win em all,
Wow this is tough. Too much effort for a mini PT.

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