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Kraagenskul · 06-22-2021, 03:03 PM

From Bad Moon Rising

I see the Platoon a-rising.
I see trophies on the way
I see goals and red lightings,
I see four lines today.

Put on the game tonight,
Well it's bound to bake your fyfe ,
There's a Platoon on the rise.

Pingy Pingu · 06-22-2021, 03:28 PM

"Noot Noot, That's the sound of my stick"

This is a parody of the parody song "Noot Noot That's The Sound of The Police" on youtube. This song relates to Monsieur Pingu because he likes to say "NOOT NOOT" a lot when he plays.

LB3737 · 06-22-2021, 03:29 PM

"You are our ebok" by LB cash

You are our Ebox, our only Ebok
You make us happy when NBB beats us
You'll never know Ebok, how much we love you
Please don't take our Ebok away

DeletedAtUserRequest · 06-22-2021, 05:45 PM

Waiting on an #Izzy-Dog
Foo-Fighters remix..

I've been waiting on a dog since 2:01
Just a couple #Izzy-Dogs on a toasted bun
Never really wanted fruits or #delicious plum
Just wanted to burp than scratch my bum…
Is there more to eat than that?
Is there more to eat than that?
Is there more to eat than that?
Is there more to eat
More to eat, more to eat than…
Just waiting on a #Dog……
Just waiting on a #Dog….

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Rotti · 06-22-2021, 07:48 PM

My song is called, "I guess thats why they call them the birds", like the song "I guess thats why they call it the blues" by elton john. And you sing about the steelhawks.

goilers · 06-22-2021, 09:50 PM

Hockey Twinkle

Twinkle twinkle shoot the puck
How I wonder where you’ll go
Up above the crossssss baaar
Like a diamond in the boards
Twinkle twinkle we missed agaaaain
How I wonder if we’ll ever win

Matteo · 06-22-2021, 09:53 PM

Well, good for you, you look happy and celly, not me
When the puck is behind my back
Good for you, you have scored a hatty on me, buddy
God I wish that I had saved that
I've lost my net, I'm on the bench
As my team goes to the locker room
But the Syndicate went big, Westbroek even scored six
So I guess good for you

MrRuihu · 06-22-2021, 10:49 PM

that song called I just wanna party.
but instead its like, we puttin pucks on net, drinkin ice cold beers, with your fans in my ear sayin "we dont like your celly."

***ThisSeemsFishy*** · 06-22-2021, 10:56 PM

TURG MAKE PARODY OF DEAR MAMA BY TUPAC SHAKUR FOR YOU ALL TO ENJOY! HERE FIRST VERSE:

DEAR TURG
TURG IS APPRECIATED
WHEN TURG WAS YOUNG,
TURG HAVE BEEF
TURG TURN SEVENTEEN
AND PLAY HOCKEY ON STREET
TURG WANT TO GO BACK IN TIME
TO SEE BABY TURG FACE
IS NOT A MAN IN THE WORLD
WHO COULD TAKE TURG PLACE
TURG NO GO SCHOOL
SCARED TO GO HOME
CAUSE PARENTS ARE WOLVES (oh no)
TURG PLAY WITH BIG BOYS
IN HIS ROOM
WAIT, SCRATCH THAT LAST PART
THAT NOT COME OUT RIGHT

Original song for reference

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Pickle Juice · 06-22-2021, 10:57 PM

First part of Gipp's Final Verse in Grillz by Nelly

Murphy got them birds, got them falcons, got them hawks
Skree gonna hit ya make ya woozy in ya thoughts
He can catch em in that opposing slot
Crisp passes that could bust through a pot

Highhaschdi · 06-22-2021, 11:01 PM

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To hit them is my real test
To hurt them is my cause
I will skate across the lines
Searching far and wide
Not caring about potential fines
Hitting players left and right

Ice Hockey! Gotta hit 'em all
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Ice Hockey! Oh, you're my best friend
Our goal we must defend
Ice Hockey! Gotta hit 'em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You hit me, and I'll hit you
Ice Hockey!
Gotta hit 'em all, gotta hit 'em all
Yeah

Every fight along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Punch for punch, we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Ice Hockey! Gotta hit 'em all
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Ice Hockey! Oh, you're my best friend
Our goal we must defend
Ice Hockey! Gotta hit 'em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You hit me, and I'll hit you
Ice Hockey!
Gotta hit 'em all, gotta hit 'em all
Yeah

Gotta hit 'em all
Gotta hit 'em all
Gotta hit 'em all
Yeah

Ice Hockey! Gotta hit 'em all
It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Ice Hockey! Oh, you're my best friend
Our goal we must defend
Ice Hockey! Gotta hit 'em all
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You hit me, and I'll hit you
Ice Hockey!
Gotta hit 'em all, gotta hit 'em all
Yeah

**leafs1997** · 06-22-2021, 11:42 PM

My SHL parody would be of "Warriors" by Imagine Dragons, titled "Hockey Players". I'd play this in the LR when we make the SHL Finals. "Here we are, don't turn away now" would get us pumped up for the battle to come.

Lorec · 06-23-2021, 02:06 AM

A song by 'A Day to Remember'- "Mr. Hockey is thinking about the rink" with the ever infamous breakdown lyric "Disrespect your opponents!" before dropping the gloves.

.Laser · 06-23-2021, 02:10 AM

I can't write so you ain't getting lyrics, but I can get you a title.

I give you "Cold Ass Puck" by Hockey B. I think you can draw the lines there. Just change everything to be talking about hockey and eliminate the non-hockey shit.

Thanks to EAB and sulovien for the sigs!

Asked Madden · 06-23-2021, 02:38 AM

So I spent far too long trying to loosely turn the sea shanty Wellerman into a song about the scarecrows. Apologies for my shite rhyming schemes.

There once was a team that looked to grow and the name of that team was St. Louis Scarecrows.
The team fought hard, they still went down, grow my scarecrow boys grow! (huh)

Soon may the Scarecrow men come, to bring us hockey and goals and fun.
Each game when the fighting is done they'll take that puck and score.

It had not been two years or more, when down on them an armoured bear bore.
He took to the goals and there he swore "I will not let them score". (huh)

Soon may the Scarecrow men come, to bring us hockey and goals and fun.
Each game when the fighting is done they'll take that puck and score.

Before the team could win the four star. They gave the C to a NOLA Spectre.
The Austrian smiled, shook hands and swore there. "We'll win that cup in four" (huh)

Soon may the Scarecrow men come, to bring us hockey and goals and fun.
Each game when the fighting is done they'll take that puck and score.

All lines now set. A Scot on D.
The captains mind was not on greed.
He belonged to the Austrian creed. His team now fully grown.

Soon may the Scarecrow men come, to bring us hockey and goals and fun.
Each game when the fighting is done they'll take that puck and score.

For 60 games or even more. The lines grew tight and scored lots more.
Some games were lost maybe only 4. But still those men did go! (huh).

Soon may the Scarecrow men come, to bring us hockey and goals and fun.
Each game when the fighting is done they'll take that puck and score.

As far as I've seen the fights still on
They will fuck up the Detroit falcons.
The Scarecrow fans chant their regular call. To encourage the captain, team and all.

Soon may the Scarecrow men come, to bring us hockey and goals and fun.
Each game when the fighting is done they'll take that puck and score.

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