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Cobbenstein · 06-27-2021, 11:03 AM

Very badly written and using the lyrics to New Slang by The Shins

Missing teeth and a curse for this town
Were all in my mouth
Only I dont know how they got out here
Turn me back into the vet
Like I was back in MET
I was happier then with no mindset

And if you took to me like a
puck to the dome
I'd have jumped the boards
And I'd have skated like the king of the sideboards
And the rest of our night would've fared well

Bruins10 · 06-27-2021, 11:06 AM

Edge of Sixteen would be the song title. The song would be about the amount of wins and rounds a team needs to face in order to win the cup. Can either be the original or the one with Miley Cyrus, either or works

Steelhead77 · 06-27-2021, 11:57 AM

Dragons breath fire
Heat makes Parmborg perspire
He looms large on the ice
Skating around looking nice
He passes the puck
Batsbak scores with some luck
Parmborg also can score
and not just with the team whore
His jersey's a hot seller with women 18-24

---> ParmBorg Highlights <---

#1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer
- First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History -
- First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45

Dragonite

Cyanide · 06-27-2021, 12:19 PM

We're leavin' together
But still there's a chance
And maybe we'll have a comeback
To the fans, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame (except the refs)
We're leaving the ice ( the ice)
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final period

Credit to Wasty
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Credit to Sulovilen

*kenvald* · 06-27-2021, 12:32 PM

Song: Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger
Title: Moves Like Gretzky

Just shoot at the net
When it feels right and wipe off that sweat
If you feel like
And light up the lamp, at the training camp
Just don't be a scamp

You wanted a chance, so we gave it
Now put on a show, give us some grit
You say it's your time
Your ego is prime
We don't give a shit

All we want is this
Snipe it bar down and we'll sign you
Take us to the cup and we'll raise you
We want the moves like Gretzky
Show us the moves like Gretzky
Show us the moves, like Gretzky

You don't need to try to be flashy
Just play a good game, don't be trashy
With them moves like Gretzky
Show us the moves like Gretzky
Show us the moves, like Gretzky

I know it's hard, as it should be
You're first overall, doesn't come free
But we know you can
Follow the game plan
Be our point man

Oh, so get on the ice, coast to coast
You go all the way, don't hit the post
Ready to carry
Gear getting smelly
Wheel, snipe, celly

All we want is this
Snipe it bar down and we'll sign you
Take us to the cup and we'll raise you
We want the moves like Gretzky
Show us the moves like Gretzky
Show us the moves, like Gretzky

You don't need to try to be flashy
Just play a good game, don't be trashy
With them moves like Gretzky
Show us the moves like Gretzky
Show us the moves, like Gretzky

You wanna know, how to win the cup?
Take control, play strong and don't act up
And when you do join the show
Make sure you've got that good flow
Nobody else can beat it

So watch and learn, I won't show you twice
Toe drag, ooh shit, top cheddar style
And when you do join the show
Make sure you've got that good flow
Nobody else can beat it

All we want is this
Snipe it bar down and we'll sign you
Take us to the cup and we'll raise you
We want the moves like Gretzky
Show us the moves like Gretzky
Show us the moves, like Gretzky

You don't need to try to be flashy
Just play a good game, don't be trashy
With them moves like Gretzky
Show us the moves like Gretzky
Show us the moves, like Gretzky

Evok · 06-27-2021, 12:48 PM

Yo skaters, let's kick it
Ice, ice hockey
Ice, ice hockey
Alright stop, freeze and listen
Ice is back with my brand new surface
Something grabs my stick tightly
Flow like a rocket daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, and I'll glow

nyumbayangu · 06-27-2021, 12:49 PM

"The Fresh Booth and Donair"

Sung to the tune of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air this is the story all about how a goaltender and a forward from two different walks of life end up meeting one another and playing together on the LA Panthers, creating a wonderful friendship and lifelong bond.

peej2189 · 06-27-2021, 01:11 PM

Los Angeles - The Midnight
Memories on the ice
Drunk on Sunset Boulevard
With the city of angels watching on
Maybe this is just a dream
And maybe the Panthers are good
But we, The Barracuda will beat them

***sve7en*** · 06-27-2021, 01:45 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPK2HwYzjkA

Where have all the good men gone and where are all the Gods?
Where's the street wise Elijah to fight the rising west?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need

I need a @Toivo
I'm holding out for a Toivo 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a Toivo
I'm holding out for a Toivo 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life, larger than life

Somewhere after the draft in my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond the Pacific there's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
It's gonna take a Superman to sweep me off my feet

I need a Toivo
I'm holding out for a Toivo 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a Toivo
I'm holding out for a Toivo 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

I need a Toivo
I'm holding out for a Toivo 'til the end of the night

Up where the lakes meet the heavens above
Out where Hamilton and Buffalo split the east
I could swear that there's someone somewhere watching me

Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood

I need a Toivo
I'm holding out for a Toivo 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a Toivo
I'm holding out for a Toivo 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

I need a Toivo
I'm holding out for a Toivo 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a Toivo
I'm holding out for a Toivo 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

I need a Toivo
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night

BenDover · 06-27-2021, 02:16 PM

Hockey Song Parody of the World Famous "WAP" opening

I said, certified point scorer
Seven sim days a week
Wet-ass Hockey Ice
Make that offensive game weak

***SouthPaw*** · 06-27-2021, 02:32 PM

'Cause baby tonight,
The Timber gonna be scoring goals
Yeah, baby tonight,
The timber are going to win
So dance, dance,
as the timbers win
because Duncan gonna get a goal
Gon' get you right
'Cause baby tonight,
The timbers are going to win

Code:
44 words

MrStennett · 06-27-2021, 02:43 PM

To the tune of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel

Snipe me a goal, I'm the scorin' man
Snipe me a goal tonight
Cause we're all in the mood for big win
And a hat trick would do it, alright

awils13 · 06-27-2021, 02:58 PM

Drake - NOT back to back

Oh man
Oh man, oh man
Not again
Ham's not going back to back, it can never happen
Won 4 times but back to back we haven't
NOT back to back but every other year since 57

Ronniewalker · 06-27-2021, 03:11 PM

(Sung to “Devo - Whip it”)

Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step back and rebuild
Break your team apart

When your window comes to close
You must rebuild
Before the team sits out too long
You gotta rebuild
When you see there's just no chance
Break up and rebuild

Now build it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to direct it
It's not too late
To rebuild
Rebuild it good

When a good time turns around
You must rebuild
You will never live it down
Unless you rebuild
No one gets atop
Until they rebuild

I say rebuild
Rebuild it good
I say rebuild it
Rebuild it good

Crack that whip
Give the past a slip
Step back and rebuild
Break your team apart

When your window comes to close
You must rebuild
Before the team sits out too...

(Dedicated to the S59 SHL champions Texas Renegades)

Sigs by sulovilen , Ragnar , supertardis101 , Leviadan , High Stick King , Carpy & KaleSalad

S69 Challenge Cup Champion - Philadelphia Forge Forge

S59 & S62 Challenge Cup Champion - Texas Renegades

S57 Four Star Cup Champion - Anchorage Armada Armada

S57 & S58 WJC / S62, S64 & S66 IIHF Gold Medalist - Team Finland Finland

After 69 shots on net with still no SHL goals to show for it, even the opposition started to feel so sorry for Lemo, that they decided to help him out :D

- Bad pass by Jack Klompus, he gave it right to Lemo Pihl.

- Lemo Pihl rips it to the net...

- Lemo Pihl will find the empty net, that should do it!

TEX @ MAN, S59 game 31

Halkohol · 06-27-2021, 04:39 PM

Master of Puppets but it's about hockey and probably should be called something else:

End of powerplay,
skating away
I'm your source of goal production
Opponents filled with fear,
hitting far and near
Leading on your puck possession
Pass me you will see
Goal is all you need
You're dedicated to
How I'm checking you

Come skating heavenly
Obey your referee
Your stick bends curvy
Obey your referee
Referee

Referee of hockey I'm whistling your penalties
Stopping your play and smashing your dreams
Blindsided by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Referee
Referee
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Referee
Referee

Needlework the play,
never look away
Life of hockey becoming clearer
Rule monopoly,
ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a skate
Pass me you will see
Goal is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm checking you

Come skating heavenly
Obey your referee
Your stick bends curvy
Obey your referee
Referee

Referee of hockey I'm whistling your penalties
Stopping your play and smashing your dreams
Blindsided by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Referee
Referee
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Referee
Referee

Referee, referee
Where's the whistles that I've been after?
Referee, referee
You promised only lies
Whistle, whistle
All I hear or see is a whistle
Whistle, whistle
Whistling at my cries

Hit me

Goal is worth all that,
natural acrobat
Just a shot without a reason
Never-ending daze,
skate on numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will drop by
I will help you supply
I will shoot through
Now I score on you

Come skating heavenly
Obey your referee
Your stick bends curvy
Obey your referee
Referee

Referee of hockey I'm whistling your penalties
Stopping your play and smashing your dreams
Blindsided by me, you can't see a thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Referee
Referee
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you scream
Referee
Referee

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