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| G | S60 | Olof Karsikko | #38 | VAN | LAP | NEW |Peak TPE 2008 |
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Drafted 29th OA by Vancouver Whalers in the S59 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 23rd OA by Tampa Bay Barracuda in the S60 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to LAP from TBB during S61, before playing in the SHL
Traded to NEW from LAP, start of S68
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Height: 6'5"
Weight: 250lbs
Hand: Right
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Regular season statistics (SMJHL):
S59: GP: 34 W: 12 L: 16 OTL: 3 GAA: 2.81 SO: 2 SV%: 0.920
S60: GP: 58 W: 39 L: 14 OTL: 5 GAA: 2.43 SO: 8 SV%: 0.912
S61: GP: 55 W: 42 L: 10 OTL: 3 GAA: 2.23 SO: 8 SV%: 0.913
WJC statistics:
S60: GP: 8 W: 8 L: 0 OTL: 0 GAA: 0.62 SO: 5 SV%: 0.969
S61: GP: 8 W: 7 L: 1 OTL: 0 GAA: 1.37 SO: 2 SV%: 0.934
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Regular season statistics (SHL):
FHM6
S62: GP: 44 W: 28 L: 14 OTL: 1 GAA: 2.47 SO: 6 SV%: 0.915
-playoffs GP: 17 W: 10 L: 5 OTL: 2 GAA: 2.30 SO: 3 SV%: 0.924
S63: GP: 55 W: 29 L: 21 OTL: 5 GAA: 3.14 SO: 2 SV%: 0.894
-playoffs GP: 22 W: 14 L: 8 OTL: 0 GAA: 2.30 SO: 4 SV%: 0.932
S64: GP: 53 W: 32 L: 13 OTL: 8 GAA: 2.62 SO: 4 SV%: 0.917
-playoffs GP: 12 W: 6 L: 4 OTL: 2 GAA: 1.98 SO: 4 SV%: 0.927
S65: GP: 52 W: 37 L: 13 OTL: 2 GAA: 2.58 SO: 2 SV%: 0.914
-playoffs GP: 20 W: 16 L: 4 OTL: 0 GAA: 1.90 SO: 3 SV%: 0.937
FHM8
S66: GP: 55 W: 34 L: 15 OTL: 4 GAA: 2.95 SO: 3 SV%: 0.900
-playoffs GP: 9 W: 4 L: 5 OTL: 0 GAA: 2.52 SO: 0 SV%: 0.902
S67: GP: 51 W: 24 L: 23 OTL: 1 GAA: 3.66 SO: 1 SV%: 0.891
-playoffs GP: 6 W: 2 L: 4 OTL: 0 GAA: 4.18 SO: 1 SV%: 0.857
S68: GP: 55 W: 21 L: 25 OTL: 8 GAA: 3.78 SO: 1 SV%: 0.884
-playoffs GP: 5 W: 1 L: 4 OTL: 0 GAA: 3.42 SO: 0 SV%: 0.917
S69: GP: 54 W: 34 L: 16 OTL: 4 GAA: 2.73 SO: 8 SV%: 0.910
-playoffs GP: 8 W: 5 L: 1 OTL: 0 GAA: 3.42 SO: 0 SV%: 0.902
S70: GP: 50 W: 27 L: 13 OTL: 5 GAA: 3.11 SO: 4 SV%: 0.907
-playoffs GP: 28 W: 16 L: 10 OTL: 2 GAA: 3.19 SO: 2 SV%: 0.916 GSAA: 40.19
S71: GP: 50 W: 38 L: 7 OTL: 3 GAA: 2.55 SO: 6 SV%: 0.908
-playoffs GP: 9 W: 4 L: 5 OTL: 0 GAA: 2.79 SO: 0 SV%: 0.910
S72: GP: 55 W: 39 L: 15 OTL: 0 GAA: 3.41 SO: 2 SV%: 0.895
-playoffs GP: 21 W: 13 L: 7 OTL: 1 GAA: 3.43 SO: 1 SV%: 0.909
S73: GP: 54 W: 41 L: 10 OTL: 2 GAA: 2.59 SO: 7 SV%: 0.918
-playoffs GP: 17 W: 10 L: 7 OTL: 0 GAA: 2.87 SO: 1 SV%: 0.914
S74: GP: 48 W: 27 L: 16 OTL: 3 GAA: 3.42 SO: 2 SV%: 0.900
-playoffs GP: 24 W: 16 L: 6 OTL: 2 GAA: 3.08 SO: 1 SV%: 0.913
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Awards/Nominations/Honours (SMJHL):
S59 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy - Best Rookie(nominated)
S59 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie(nominated)
S59 All-Rookie Team
S60 All-Star Team West
S60 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie(nominated)
WJC S60 Peter Larson Award - Best Goalie(Won)
S61 All-Star Team Pacific
S61 Four Star Cup
S61 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie(nominated)
S61 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP(Won)
S61 All-Star First Team
WJC S61 Peter Larson Award - Best Goalie(Won)
WJC S61 Bronze Medal
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Awards/Nominations/Honours (SHL):
S62 Ryan Jesster award - Best Rookie(nominated)
S62 SHL All-Rookie Team
S63 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(nominated)
S65 President's Trophy - Regular Season Champions(LAP)
S65 Challenge Cup Champion (LAP)
S65 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(Won)
S69 SHL All-Star Team East
S69 John McBride Award - Best Goalie(nominated)
S70 SHL All-Star Team East
S70 Challenge Cup Champion (NEW)
S70 John McBride Award - Best Goalie(nominated)
S70 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(Won)
S70 IIHF Gold Medal (Germany)
S71 John McBride Award - Best Goalie(nominated)
S71 IIHF Best Goalie(Won)
S72 SHL All-Star Team East
S72 IIHF Best Goalie(Nominated)
S72 IIHF Gold Medal (Germany)
S73 SHL All-Star Team East
S73 SHL First All-Star Team
S73 Mike Honcho Trophy(Least Goals Allowed)
S73 John McBride Award - Best Goalie(Won)
S73 IIHF Best Goalie(Won)
S74 Challenge Cup Champion (NEW)
S74 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(Nominated)
S75 IIHF Best Goalie(Won)
S77 Challenge Cup Champion (NEW)
S77 Anton Razov Trophy - Playoff MVP(Won)
S79 IIHF Best Goalie(Nominated)
Three time playoffs MVP and two time nominee
Triple gold club
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Artemius Nystrom was understandably thrilled when he was first approached with an endorsement deal. Like the teenager he is, he inked the contract before researching the product in his exuberance. Unfortunately for Artemius, the product in question was an all-new grape flavored ice cream from Derporius, a start-up creamery in the Netherlands. He had heard that grape flavored ice cream was impossible, but here it was. It tasted delicious, the creamiest ice cream he'd ever had, and that was enough for him.
Unfortunately, grape ice cream is commonly thought impossible due to a grape's high anthocyanin content. Anthocyanin is an antioxidant compound that gives grapes their color and acts like a natural antifreeze; any ice cream made from peeled grapes will become an inedible slush. However, Derporius had cracked the code. Grape ice cream can be made, if you keep the skins on the grapes when you make the ice cream. The anthocyanin concentration becomes so high that instead of a slush, you end up with a delicious frozen cream.
Artemius expected this discovery to take the world by storm, and it did. Unfortunately, grape flavored ice cream is so incredibly toxic to dogs that it's banned from commercial production in the US. If you spill a scoop of grape ice cream and Fido licks the result even once, he'll keel over dead mere seconds later. Derporius, and Nystrom along with them, became notorious as "Those assholes who sell the puppy-killing ice cream."
The contract was mutually terminated days after this discovery went viral, and days before Derporius went out of business to reincorporate under another name and dodge the bad PR.
Feel free to make your own grape ice cream at home, but don't do it if you have a dog.
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An old man's dream ended. A young man's vision of the future opened wide. Young men have visions, old men have dreams. But the place for old men to dream is beside the fire.
Thanks to Jackson, Copenhagen, and Harry Hans!
#29 Jakub Aittokallio || G || Edmonton Blizzard || 1,700 TPE
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Name: Jakub Aittokallio
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 217 lbs
Number: 29
Birthplace: Tampere, Finland
Birthday: January 20, 1994
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NWJHL Career Statistics
S12 DET: GP: 15 || W: 5 || L: 8 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 2.97 || SO: 1 || SA: 429
S13 STL: GP: 40 || W: 14 || L: 21 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .896 || GAA: 3.26 || SO: 1 || SA: 1201
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SHL Career Statistics
S14 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 18 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .895 || GAA: 2.68 || SO: 1 || GA: 119 || SA: 1128 || MP: 2663
S15 EDM: GP: 40 || W: 32 || L: 5 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .925 || GAA: 1.87 || SO: 3 || GA: 76 || SA: 1013 || MP: 2441
S16 EDM: GP: 45 || W: 19 || L: 17 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.54 || SO: 3 || GA: 114 || SA: 1063 || MP: 2691
S17 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 25 || L: 17 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .898 || GAA: 2.37 || SO: 2 || GA: 105 || SA: 1025 || MP: 2658
S18 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 31 || L: 8 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 5 || GA: 95 || SA: 1086 || MP: 2693
S19 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 16 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.15 || SO: 4 || GA: 96 || SA: 1104 || MP: 2679
S20 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 21 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .900 || GAA: 2.55 || SO: 5 || GA: 113 || SA: 1133 || MP: 2655
S21 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 24 || L: 16 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .906 || GAA: 2.52 || SO: 5 || GA: 117 || SA: 1242 || MP: 2791
S22 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 24 || L: 19 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .898 || GAA: 2.52 || SO: 4 || GA: 117 || SA: 1145 || MP: 2789
S23 EDM: GP: 46 || W: 26 || L: 14 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 2.50 || SO: 3 || GA: 117 || SA: 1190 || MP: 2810
S24 EDM: GP: 47 || W: 21 || L: 22 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .889 || GAA: 2.83 || SO: 2 || GA: 133 || SA: 1197 || MP: 2821
S25 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 27 || L: 15 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.40 || SO: 2 || GA: 107 || SA: 1151 || MP: 2674
S26 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 16 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.60 || SO: 3 || GA: 116 || SA: 1220 || MP: 2680
S27 EDM: GP: 44 || W: 32 || L: 10 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.33 || SO: 1 || GA: 104 || SA: 1189 || MP: 2674
S28 EDM: GP: 40 || W: 23 || L: 14 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.39 || SO: 3 || GA: 96 || SA: 1129 || MP: 2414
S29 EDM: GP: 38 || W: 29 || L: 8 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 7 || GA: 86 || SA: 1007 || MP: 2300
S30 EDM: GP: 9 || W: 5 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 0 || GA: 25 || SA: 258 || MP: 544
CAREER: GP: 709 || W: 402 || L: 240 || OTL: 65 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.42 || SO: 53 || GA: 1,735 || SA: 18,280 || MP: 42,977
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S15 EDM: GP: 19 || W: 12 || L: 4 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .924 || GAA: 1.90 || SO: 3 || GA: 38 || SA: 499 || MP: 1198
S16 EDM: GP: 18 || W: 12 || L: 6 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .914 || GAA: 2.17 || SO: 2 || GA: 39 || SA: 451 || MP: 1078
S17 EDM: GP: 7 || W: 3 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.58 || SO: 0 || GA: 18 || SA: 194 || MP: 418
S18 EDM: GP: 11 || W: 7 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 2 || GA: 25 || SA: 270 || MP: 670
S21 EDM: GP: 7 || W: 3 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .937 || GAA: 1.81 || SO: 1 || GA: 13 || SA: 205 || MP: 432
S22 EDM: GP: 12 || W: 7 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .919 || GAA: 2.08 || SO: 1 || GA: 26 || SA: 321 || MP: 750
S23 EDM: GP: 20 || W: 10 || L: 10 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.65 || SO: 2 || GA: 53 || SA: 567 || MP: 1201
S25 EDM: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .865 || GAA: 3.60 || SO: 1 || GA: 18 || SA: 133 || MP: 300
S27 EDM: GP: 6 || W: 2 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .829 || GAA: 4.17 || SO: 0 || GA: 25 || SA: 146 || MP: 360
S28 EDM: GP: 17 || W: 12 || L: 2 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .927 || GAA: 2.08 || SO: 1 || GA: 39 || SA: 536 || MP: 1123
S29 EDM: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 5 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .908 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 0 || GA: 36 || SA: 391 || MP: 784
S30 EDM: GP: 1 || W: 0 || L: 1 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .861 || GAA: 5.00 || SO: 0 || GA: 5 || SA: 36 || MP: 60
CAREER: GP: 136 || W: 76 || L: 50 || OTL: 10 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.40 || SO: 13 || GA: 335 || SA: 3,749 || MP: 8,375
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IHF Statistics
S15 FIN: GP: 6 || W: 2 || L: 2 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .910 || GAA: 2.62 || SO: 0 || GA: 15 || SA: 166 || MP: 343
S18 FIN: GP: 9 || W: 5 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .928 || GAA: 1.66 || SO: 3 || GA: 14 || SA: 196 || MP: 504
S19 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 5 || L: 5 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .901 || GAA: 2.68 || SO: 0 || GA: 30 || SA: 304 || MP: 670
S20 FIN: GP: 8 || W: 5 || L: 2 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .940 || GAA: 1.63 || SO: 2 || GA: 13 || SA: 215 || MP: 479
S21 FIN: GP: 24 || W: 18 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .908 || GAA: 2.43 || SO: 1 || GA: 59 || SA: 640 || MP: 1459
S22 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .926 || GAA: 2.04|| SO: 0 || GA: 23 || SA: 309 || MP: 675
S23 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.23 || SO: 4 || GA: 28 || SA: 322 || MP: 755
S24 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 8 || L: 4 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .899 || GAA: 2.53 || SO: 0 || GA: 31 || SA: 308 || MP: 735
S25 FIN: GP: 10 || W: 5 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.64 || SO: 0 || GA: 24 || SA: 247 || MP: 546
S26 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 5 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .856 || GAA: 3.63 || SO: 0 || GA: 32 || SA: 222 || MP: 528
S27 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .926 || GAA: 1.80 || SO: 1 || GA: 20 || SA: 270 || MP: 665
S28 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 5 || L: 3 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .925 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 0 || GA: 29 || SA: 387 || MP: 821
S30 FIN: GP: 12 || W: 10 || L: 2 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .928 || GAA: 2.25 || SO: 1 || GA: 27 || SA: 375 || MP: 720
CAREER: GP: 152 || W: 87 || L: 45 || OTL: 16 || SV%: .913 || GAA: 2.32 || SO: 12 || GA: 345 || SA: 3,961 || MP: 8,900
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Accomplishments:
Drafted 8th overall in S13 SHL Entry Draft
SHL Debut: July 10, 2013 @ Las Vegas Kings (6-4 Loss)
First Career Shutout, July 22, 2013 @ Las Vegas Kings (1-0)
Led league in SV%, GAA, and Wins in S15
Won first playoff series vs. WIN in 7 on 11/6/13
Won Challenge Cup 4-1 vs. WKP
Won Challenge Cup 4-2 vs. TOR
Won Silver Medal as GM of Finland, S14
League Goaltender TPE Leader, 4/20/14
Edmonton Franchise Record Holder for Games Played and Wins (S18)
League Record for Consecutive Shutout Minutes (189:12)
Edmonton Franchise Record Holder for Shutouts (S19)
League Record for Wins, Losses, Shutouts, Games Played, Minutes Played both Regular Season and Playoffs
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Awards:
Three-time Challenge Cup Champion (S15, S16, S28)
Gold Medalist (S30) (First Ever in Finland)
Three-time Silver Medalist (S14, S15, S24)
Three-Time Bronze Medalist (S18, S21, S28)
S15 John McBride Trophy for Best Goaltender
S15 Mike Honcho Trophy for Fewest Goals Against
S15 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S15 Ron Mexico Trophy for Regular Season MVP, first goaltender to win this trophy
Two-Time IIHF Best Goaltender (S22, S30)
All-SHL West First Team (S27)
Two-Time All-SHL Second Team (S18, S19)
#31 Jason Aittokallio || G || Manhattan Rage || 1387 TPE
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Name: Jason Aittokallio
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 221 lbs
Number: 31
Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Birthday: S14
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S30 KEL: GP: 46 || W: 31 || L: 11 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .886 || GAA: 2.62 || SO: 1 || GA: 114 || SA: 996 || MP: 2614
S31 KEL: GP: 45 || W: 29 || L: 10 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.12 || SO: 4 || GA: 93 || SA: 958 || MP: 2638
CAREER: GP: 91 || W: 60 || L: 21 || OTL: 8 || SV%: .894 || GAA: 2.36 || SO: 5 || GA: 207 || SA: 1954 || MP: 5252
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S30 KEL: GP: 10 || W: 4 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .880 || GAA: 2.50 || SO: 0 || GA: 29 || SA: 241 || MP: 695
S31 KEL: GP: 16 || W: 12 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .921 || GAA: 1.90 || SO: 3 || GA: 32 || SA: 403 || MP: 1,009
CAREER: GP: 26 || W: 16 || L: 7 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .905 || GAA: 2.15 || SO: 3 || GA: 61 || SA: 644 || MP: 1,704
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SHL Career Statistics
S31 MAN: GP: 3 || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .870 || GAA: 4.03 || SO: 0 || GA: 12 || SA: 92 || MP: 179
S32 MAN: GP: 42 || W: 25 || L: 11 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .904 || GAA: 2.76 || SO: 2 || GA: 117 || SA: 1214 || MP: 2546
S33 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 18 || L: 20 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .894 || GAA: 3.10 || SO: 1 || GA: 138 || SA: 1302 || MP: 2668
S34 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 24 || L: 18 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .897 || GAA: 3.19 || SO: 1 || GA: 142 || SA: 1380 || MP: 2667
S35 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 21 || L: 17 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .902 || GAA: 3.07 || SO: 4 || GA: 137 || SA: 1393 || MP: 2676
S36 MAN: GP: 41 || W: 21 || L: 18 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.98 || SO: 2 || GA: 123 || SA: 1378 || MP: 2478
S37 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 20 || L: 21 || OTL: 3 || SV%: .915 || GAA: 2.73 || SO: 1 || GA: 121 || SA: 1428 || MP: 2660
S38 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 24 || L: 16 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 3.00 || SO: 3 || GA: 133 || SA: 1429 || MP: 2664
S39 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 18 || L: 25 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 3.20 || SO: 2 || GA: 141 || SA: 1512 || MP: 2664
S40 MAN: GP: 44 || W: 22 || L: 17 || OTL: 5 || SV%: .920 || GAA: 2.59 || SO: 2 || GA: 115 || SA: 1433 || MP: 2669
S41 MAN: GP: 35 || W: 15 || L: 19 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .916 || GAA: 2.99 || SO: 3 || GA: 105 || SA: 1257 || MP: 2106
CAREER: GP: 429 || W: 208 || L: 185 || OTL: 36 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.96 || SO: 21 || GA: 1,284 || SA: 13,818 || MP: 25,977
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S32 MAN: GP: 15 || W: 9 || L: 4 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .916 || GAA: 2.75 || SO: 0 || GA: 45 || SA: 545 || MP: 1004
S34 MAN: GP: 14 || W: 12 || L: 0 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .911 || GAA: 2.43 || SO: 1 || GA: 37 || SA: 415 || MP: 915
S38 MAN: GP: 20 || W: 12 || L: 6 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .934 || GAA: 2.24 || SO: 3 || GA: 46 || SA: 699 || MP: 1232
CAREER: GP: 49 || W: 33 || L: 10 || OTL: 6 || SV%: .923 || GAA: 2.44 || SO: 4 || GA: 128 || SA: 1659 || MP: 3151
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IHF Statistics
S31 FIN: GP: 1 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || SV%: 1.000 || GAA: 0.00 || SO: 0 || GA: 0 || SA: 6 || MP: 15
S33 FIN: GP: 6 || W: 1 || L: 1 || OTL: 2 || SV%: .934 || GAA: 2.18 || SO: 0 || GA: 12 || SA: 181 || MP: 330
S34 FIN: GP: 11 || W: 6 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .904 || GAA: 3.04 || SO: 0 || GA: 32 || SA: 333 || MP: 632
S35 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 7 || L: 2 || OTL: 4 || SV%: .906 || GAA: 2.90 || SO: 0 || GA: 37 || SA: 392 || MP: 766
S36 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 6 || L: 3 || OTL: 1 || SV%: .901 || GAA: 3.10 || SO: 1 || GA: 34 || SA: 344 || MP: 658
S37 FIN: GP: 13 || W: 11 || L: 2 || OTL: 0 || SV%: .903 || GAA: 2.73 || SO: 1 || GA: 35 || SA: 362 || MP: 769
CAREER: GP: 57 || W: 31 || L: 13 || OTL: 7 || SV%: .907 || GAA: 2.84 || SO: 2 || GA: 150 || SA: 1618 || MP: 3,170
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Accomplishments:
Drafted 5th Overall in S31 Entry Draft by Manhattan Rage
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Awards:
S31 Four Star Cup Champion - Kelowna
S34 Challenge Cup Champion - Manhattan
S35 Bronze Medal - Finland
S37 Gold Medal - Finland
S38 Challenge Cup Champion - Manhattan
#13 Jax Aittokallio || C || Manhattan Rage || 1916 TPE
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Name: Jax Aittokallio
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 208 lbs
Number: 13
Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Birthday: S25
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S42 ANC: GP: 50 || G: 7 || A: 15 || P: 22 || HIT: 25 || SB: 4 || SHT: 105 || SHT%: 6.67
S43 ANC/STL: GP: 51 || G: 14 || A: 20 || P: 34 || HIT: 41 || SB: 8 || SHT: 122 || SHT%: 11.48
CAREER: GP: 101 || G: 21 || A: 35 || P: 56 || HIT: 66 || SB: 12 || SHT: 227 || SHT%: 9.25
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S42 ANC: GP: 9 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || HIT: 8 || SB: 0 || SHT: 16 || SHT%: 6.25
S43 STL: GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || HIT: 9 || SB: 3 || SHT: 26 || SHT%: 7.69
CAREER: GP: 21 || G: 3 || A: 7 || P: 10 || HIT: 17 || SB: 3 || SHT: 42 || SHT%: 7.14
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SHL Career Statistics
S44 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || HIT: 48 || SB: 11 || SHT: 120 || SHT%: 12.50
S45 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 15 || P: 26 || HIT: 28 || SB: 5 || SHT: 111 || SHT%: 9.91
S46 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 22 || P: 43 || HIT: 27 || SB: 12 || SHT: 166 || SHT%: 12.65
S47 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || HIT: 23 || SB: 11 || SHT: 155 || SHT%: 9.68
S48 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 22 || P: 36 || HIT: 63 || SB: 16 || SHT: 151 || SHT%: 9.27
S49 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 27 || P: 48 || HIT: 21 || SB: 8 || SHT: 164 || SHT%: 12.80
S50 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 20 || P: 37 || HIT: 9 || SB: 11 || SHT: 156 || SHT%: 10.90
S51 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 24 || P: 41 || HIT: 8 || SB: 13 || SHT: 170 || SHT%: 10.00
S52 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 21 || A: 15 || P: 36 || HIT: 5 || SB: 8 || SHT: 166 || SHT%: 12.65
S53 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 23 || P: 43 || HIT: 31 || SB: 53 || SHT: 196 || SHT%: 10.20
S54 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 38 || P: 51 || HIT: 29 || SB: 42 || SHT: 157 || SHT%: 8.28
S55 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 24 || P: 38 || HIT: 33 || SB: 29 || SHT: 157 || SHT%: 8.92
S56 MAN: GP: 50 || G: 19 || A: 31 || P: 50 || HIT: 39 || SB: 36 || SHT: 160 || SHT%: 11.88
CAREER: GP: 650 || G: 218 || A: 297 || P: 515 || HIT: 364 || SB: 248 || SHT: 2029 || SHT%: 10.74
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S46 MAN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 6 || P: 12 || HIT: 8 || SB: 6 || SHT: 48 || SHT%: 12.50
S47 MAN: GP: 5 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 17 || SHT%: 5.88
S49 MAN: GP: 11 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || HIT: 6 || SB: 1 || SHT: 27 || SHT%: 14.81
S50 MAN: GP: 6 || G: 2 || A: 2 || P: 4 || HIT: 1 || SB: 2 || SHT: 31 || SHT%: 6.45
S51 MAN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 7 || P: 10 || HIT: 1 || SB: 5 || SHT: 55 || SHT%: 5.45
S52 MAN: GP: 19 || G: 6 || A: 5 || P: 11 || HIT: 10 || SB: 4 || SHT: 61 || SHT%: 9.84
S53 MAN: GP: 6 || G: 1 || A: 2 || P: 3 || HIT: 7 || SB: 7 || SHT: 22 || SHT%: 4.55
S54 MAN: GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 0 || P: 1 || HIT: 0 || SB: 5 || SHT: 9 || SHT%: 11.11
S55 MAN: GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 6 || P: 6 || HIT: 5 || SB: 3 || SHT: 13 || SHT%: 0.00
CAREER: GP: 82 || G: 24 || A: 33 || P: 57 || HIT: 38 || SB: 33 || SHT: 283 || SHT%: 8.48
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IHF Statistics
S44 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || HIT: 21 || SB: 1 || SHT: 18 || SHT%: 11.11
S45 FIN: GP: 10 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || HIT: 10 || SB: 1 || SHT: 20 || SHT%: 15.00
S46 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 2 || P: 6 || HIT: 14 || SB: 1 || SHT: 28 || SHT%: 14.29
S47 FIN: GP: 13 || G: 7 || A: 6 || P: 13 || HIT: 15 || SB: 2 || SHT: 37 || SHT%: 19.44
S48 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || HIT: 10 || SB: 2 || SHT: 42 || SHT%: 9.52
S49 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 7 || P: 13 || HIT: 3 || SB: 3 || SHT: 54 || SHT%: 11.11
S50 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 0 || P: 3 || HIT: 1 || SB: 3 || SHT: 45 || SHT%: 6.67
S51 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 8 || P: 9 || HIT: 0 || SB: 3 || SHT: 35 || SHT%: 2.86
S52 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 6 || P: 9 || HIT: 4 || SB: 5 || SHT: 40 || SHT%: 7.69
S53 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 13 || P: 19 || HIT: 13 || SB: 12 || SHT: 51 || SHT%: 11.76
S54 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 5 || A: 14 || P: 19 || HIT: 20 || SB: 20 || SHT: 40 || SHT%: 12.50
S55 FIN: GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 4 || P: 5 || HIT: 9 || SB: 15 || SHT: 50 || SHT%: 2.00
CAREER: GP: 143 || G: 45 || A: 72 || P: 117 || HIT: 120 || SB: 68 || SHT: 460 || SHT%: 9.78
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Transactions:
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#16 Jesper Aittokallio || C || Maine Timber || 211 TPE
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Name: Jesper Aittokallio
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 217 lbs
Number: 16
Birthplace: New York City, New York, USA (Plays for Finland)
Birthday: S44
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S61 MET: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0
CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0
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SHL Career Statistics
CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0
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SHL Playoff Statistics
CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0
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IHF Statistics
CAREER: GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || HIT: 0 || SB: 0 || SHT: 0 || SHT%: 0
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One early Friday morning in mid-May, I received a phone call from my agent informing me that Danskin wanted me to be a spokesperson for their leggings. See, they had heard about my routine of wearing their full line of leggings underneath hockey equipment. Their products have always helped me dress easier, especially when trying to put on my hockey shorts. The super-thin mesh helped the shorts slide on with pretty much zero effort as opposed to doing so without Danskin. So, of course, I agreed. However, it wasn't before long that many youth players began following my lead. After seeing the leggings ads where I endorsed the product and its use in hockey, they really caught on. Unfortunately, the combination of moisture and humidity began causing extreme rashes, chafed skin, and intense allergies. In response, Danskin had to request that people stop using their leggings for hockey, fire me as a spokesperson, and deal with a class action lawsuit formed by thousands of youth hockey leagues from all across the world. Even so, I still use them and love them.
Bayley Winnipeg Aurora
S13, S15, S16, S25 Challenge Cup Champion
The funniest recall that I can remember is all of the Montreal Patriotes T-Shirts had to be recalled because they had the spelling wrong. I think that is extremely funny, but that person that did the mistake is in a lot of hot water. How could you possibly spell the team wrong? I mean, it was close, but not quite good enough. This was not directly tied to me or my player, but I thought it was very funny to see this happen. This is an expansion team so how do you even mess this up? You had to have thought someone was in charge of making sure everything was spelled correct. Doesn't the company have a quality assurance or someone who checks these things? How do you turn the Montreal Patriotes into the Montreal Patriots. I guess you could send this shirt overseas or somewhere where people do not care what it even says. I think it'll be fun to see where they go, but that was a big snaffu.
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Thank you OrbitingDeath! <3
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S36 Challenge Cup Champion
Unfortunately for Kaarlo Kekkonen, the launch of his patented Texas Renegades BBQ grill unit had to be cancelled and all products recalled after fans took to setting them on fire when it was revealed that he was leaving to play for the new Montreal Patriotes franchise in the SHL the following season. Having spent many seasons with the Renegades as a prospect and player, and even being the team's alternate captain, he was loved by fans and had several merchandise lines released included a brand new barbeque grill. Coated with real gold to celebrate the Renegades cup win, when it was revealed that he would not be spending any more of his career donning the black and silver, the fans of the team took it rather poorly and things escalated to the level that the National Guard had to be called. In order to avoid any similar situations in future, all of the grills will be recalled and safely destroyed. Look out for the patented Poutine mix he will soon release in Montreal to replace this.
EMIL KARLSSON | C | MONTREAL PATRIOTES | 1536 TPE
NAME: Emil Karlsson
BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 230 lbs
NUMBER: 28
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SHL CAREER STATS
S76 MTL: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 29, P: 47, +/-: -90, H: 71
S77 MTL: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: -73, H: 70
S78 MTL: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 42, P: 68, +/-: -44, H: 78
S79 MTL: GP: 66, G: 29, A: 34, P: 63, +/-: -13, H: 64
S80 MTL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: , H:
TOT: GP: 264, G: 92, A: 136, P: 228, +/-: -220, H: 283
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S76 MTL: DNQ
S77 MTL: DNQ
S78 MTL: DNQ
S79 MTL: DNQ
S80 MTL:
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S72 DET: GP: 8, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -8, H: 9
S73 DET: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 23, P: 41, +/-: -3, H: 73
S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 9, A: 24, P: 33, +/-: -7, H: 59
S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 38, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 90
TOT: GP: 206, G: 44, A: 85, P: 129, +/-: -9, H: 231
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S72 DET: DNQ
S73 DET: GP: 9, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -7, H: 9
S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 12
S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -8, H: 15
TOT: GP: 40, G: 7, A: 18, P: 25, +/-: -11, H: 36
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IIHF CAREER STATS
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S74: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons)
S74: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden)
S75: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden)
S78: SHL All Star
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TRANSACTIONS:
S72: Signed as UDFA with Detroit Falcons
S73: Drafted 16th overall by Detroit Falcons
S74: Drafted 6th overall by Montreal Patriotes
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ISAK SOGARD | D | RETIRED
NAME: Isak Sogard
BIRTHPLACE: Bergen, Norway
HEIGHT: 6'2"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 4
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SHL CAREER STATS
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S68 STL: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16
S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
TOT: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S68 STL: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16
S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
TOT: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16
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IIHF CAREER STATS
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
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TRANSACTIONS:
S68: Signed as UDFA with St. Louis Scarecrows
S69: Drafted 2nd overall by Kelowna Knights
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KAARLO KEKKONEN | LW | RETIRED
NAME: Kaarlo Kekkonen
BIRTHPLACE: Akaa, Finland
HEIGHT: 6'4"
WEIGHT: 220 lbs
NUMBER: 82
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SHL CAREER STATS
S54 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 13, P: 18, +/-: -5, H: 12
S55 TEX: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 16, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 19
S56 TEX: GP: 50, G: 21, A: 23, P: 44, +/-: 4, H: 23
S57 TEX: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 40, P: 66, +/-: 37, H: 23
S58 TEX: GP: 66, G: 28, A: 47, P: 75, +/-: 37, H: 15
S59 TEX: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 39, P: 70, +/-: 34, H: 27
S60 MTL: GP: 66, G: 29, A: 37, P: 66, +/-: -21, H: 55
S61 MTL: GP: 66, G: 30, A: 30, P: 60, +/-: -13, H: 89
S62 PHI: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 51, P: 91, +/-: 18, H: 47
S63 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 50, P: 71, +/-: 23, H: 58
S64 PHI: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 32, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 51
S65 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 37, P: 58, +/-: 18, H: 57
S66 PHI: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 24, P: 42, +/-: -21, H: 142
S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 20, A: 30, P: 50, +/-: -8, H: 69
S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 17, P: 34, +/-: -4, H: 117
TOT: GP: 942, G: 352, A: 486, P: 838, +/-: 124, H: 804
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S54 TEX: DNQ
S55 TEX: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 0, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 2
S56 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -6 , H: 1
S57 TEX: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -3, H: 1
S58 TEX: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 2, H: 6
S59 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 3, H: 10
S60 MTL: DNQ
S61 MTL: DNQ
S62 PHI: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 5, H: 8
S63 PHI: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 6
S64 PHI: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -7, H: 3
S65 PHI: GP: 7, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: 4, H: 6
S66 PHI: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: 1, H: 10
S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3
S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 9, A: 4, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 34
TOT: GP: 92, G: 29, A: 30, P: 59, +/-: -10, H: 87
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S49 DET: GP:5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 0
S50 DET: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 12, P: 21, +/-: -6, H: 47
S51 DET: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 42
S52 DET: GP: 50, G: 29, A: 33, P: 62, +/-: 19, H: 58
S53 DET: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: 25 H: 5
TOT: GP: 205, G: 73, A: 99, P: 172, +/-: 45, H: 152
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S50 DET: GP: 10, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 1, H: 10
S51 DET: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -4, H: 8
S52 DET: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 3, P: 9, +/-: 6, H: 10
S53 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 0, H: 7
TOT: GP: 44, G: 10, A: 10, P: 27, +/-: 3, H: 35
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IIHF CAREER STATS
S50 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: -4, H: 1
S51 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 5
S52 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 3
S53 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -8, H: 1
S54 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0
S55 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -5, H: 2
S56 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, H: 0
S57 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: -6, H: 0
S58 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 4
S59 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/-: -3, H: 12
S60 FIN: GP: 12, G: 11, A: 4, P: 15, +/-: 12, H: 12
S61 FIN: GP: 14, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: 10, H: 12
S62 FIN: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: 8, H: 8
S63 FIN: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 4, P: 8, +/-: 6, H: 6
TOT: GP: 174, G: 50, A: 55, P: 105, +/-: -6, H: 66
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S52: 1st Team All SMJHL
S52: Jared Hanson Trophy (SMJHL Points Leader)
S52: Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goals Leader)
S52: Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL Players MVP)
S52: Ideen Fallah Trophy (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP)
S53: 1st Team All SMJHL
S53: Ron Bolt Trophy (SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike)
S53: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons)
S59: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades)
S60: Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S60: All SHL 3rd Team
S60: SHL All-Star
S61: IIHF Bronze Medal (Finland)
S61: SHL All-Star
S62: Ron Mexico (MVP) Nominee
S62: All SHL 2nd Team
S62: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland)
S62: SHL All-Star
S63: SHL All-Star
S64: SHL All-Star
S64: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland)
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TRANSACTIONS:
S50: Drafted 8th overall by Detroit Falcons
S51: Drafted 31st overall by Texas Renegades (GM Pick)
S51: Signed ELC with Texas, 3 seasons @ 8 mil
S54: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 9 mil
S57: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 12 mil
S60: Signed extension with Montreal, 2 seasons @ 8 mil
S62: Signed extension with Montreal, 1 season @ 4 mil
S62: Traded to Philadelphia Forge
S63: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 6 mil
S64: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil
S65: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil
S66: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 4 mil
S67: Signed as Free Agent with Buffalo, 2 seasons @ 8 mil
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DANIEL KARLSSON | RETIRED
NAME: Daniel Karlsson
BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California
HEIGHT: 6'2"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 7
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SHL CAREER STATS
S42 TEX: GP: 1, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
S43 TEX: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 22, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 73
S44 TEX: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 24, P: 32, +/-: 4, H: 64
S45 TEX: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 32, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 60
S46 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/-: -9, H: 55
S47 TEX: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 29, P: 38, +/-: -7, H: 117
S48 TEX: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 32, P: 49, +/-: 1, H: 41
S49 TEX: GP: 19, G: 7, A: 8, P: 15, +/-: 0, H: 17
S49 SFP: GP: 31, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 6, H: 93
TOT: GP: 351, G: 62, A: 186, P: 248, +/-: -8, H: 520
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S43 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S40 STL: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 12, P: 15, +/-: 2, H: 58
S41 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 31, P: 35, +/-: 7, H: 53
S42 STL: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 26, P: 27, +/-: -9, H: 59
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S40 STL: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: 0, H: 4
S41 STL: GP: 4 G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 3
S42 STL: DNQ
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IIHF CAREER STATS
S41 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: 1, H: 0
S42 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 12
S43 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
S44 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: 6, H: 7
S45 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/-: 7, H: 17
S46 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 8, H: 12
S47 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 26
S48 USA: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 1, H: 18
TOT: GP: 86, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/-: 27, H: 92
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S43: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team
S44: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
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TRANSACTIONS:
S40: Drafted 1st overall by St. Louis Scarecrows
S41: Drafted by Texas Renegades (GM Rule)
S41: Signed ELC with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 1.5 mil
S44: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 9 mil
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SVEN KARLSSON | C | RETIRED
NAME: Sven Karlsson
BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: 210 lbs
NUMBER: 28
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SHL CAREER STATS
S26 POR: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 16, P: 25, +/-: -1, H: 6
S27 POR: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 15, P: 26, +/-: -20, H: 13
S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 6, H: 43
S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 27, P: 43, +/-: -4, H: 3
S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 20, P: 35, +/-: -12, H: 5
S31 LAP: GP: 49, G: 11, A: 21, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 42
S32 TOR: GP: 51, G: 16, A: 24, P: 40, +/-: 10, H: 32
S33 TOR: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 13, P: 27, +/-: 7, H: 13
S34 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 29, P: 44, +/-: 6, H: 42,
S35 TEX: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 29, P: 42, +/-: 9, H: 48,
S36 TEX: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 35, P: 46, +/-: 5, H: 28,
S37 TEX: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 21, P: 37, +/-: 2, H: 28,
S38 TEX: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 25, P: 44, +/-: 13, H: 18,
S39 TEX: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 36, P: 51, +/-: 17, H: 36,
S40 TEX: GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: 12, H: 13,
TOT : GP: 750, G: 210, A: 362, P: 572, +/-: 35, H: 358
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
S26 POR: DNQ
S27 POR: DNQ
S28 LAP: DNQ
S29 LAP: DNQ
S30 LAP: DNQ
S31 LAP: DNQ
S32 TOR: DNQ
S33 TOR: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 4, H: 7
S34 TOR: GP: 7, G: 1, A:5, P: 6, +/-: 2, H: 13,
S35 TEX: GP: 6, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: -7, H: 2,
S36 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: -1, H: 8,
S37 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4, :
S38 TEX: DNQ
S39 TEX: DNQ
S40 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0
TOT : GP: 44, G: 11, A: 24, P: 35, +/-: -6, H: 34
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S25 DET: GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14
TOT : GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S25 DET: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2
TOT: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2
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IIHF CAREER STATS
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AWARDS/HONOURS:
S26: Made SHL Debut for Portland Admirals
S26: Made IIHF Debut for Team Sweden
S27: Named as alternate captain of Portland Admirals
S27: Won IIHF Silver Medal
S28: Won IIHF Gold Medal
S28: Ranked #85 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S29: Named as alternate captain of Los Angeles Panthers
S29: Won IIHF Gold Medal
S29: Ranked #64 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S30: Ranked #78 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S31: Stripped of LAP alt. captaincy
S31: Suspsended for a game for unsportsmanlike conduct
S31: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S32: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S33: Ranked #90 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S34: Named as alternate captain of Toronto North Stars
S34: Ranked #63 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S35: Won IIHF Silver Medal
S35: Ranked #56 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S36: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades)
S36: Ranked #60 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S37: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S38: Ranked #52 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S39: Ranked #20 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list
S40: Named Head GM of Texas Renegades
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GM AWARDS/HONOURS
S41: Won Lance Uppercut Award (Best GM)
S41: Won Joe McKeil Award (Best Coach)
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TRANSACTIONS:
S25: Signed by Detroit Falcons as UDFA
S26: Drafted 15th overall by Portland Admirals
S26: Signed ELC with Portland Admirals, 3 years @ 9 mil
S28: Traded from Portland Admirals to Los Angeles Panthers
S28: Signed extension with Los Angeles Panthers, 5 years @ 17.5 mil
S32: Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to Toronto North Stars
S33: Signed extension with Toronto North Stars, 2 years @ 15 mil
S35: Traded from Toronto North Stars to Texas Renegades
S35: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 15 mil
S38: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 18 mil
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Many years ago, while Igor was still in the Simulation Major Junior Hockey League, he ended up signing on with a company to make Jock Straps. These Jock Straps sold great for years, they included different sizes, different shapes, some hung to the right, some hung to the left, but each one came with Igor's face and beautiful mustache on the front. Including the infamous, Stache Strap. However, due to the pandemic that took over the world, supply chain issues struck hard, labor shortages caused a decrease in production, and demand went high. To combat the labor shortage, the company raised wages and bought an apartment building across the street to offer free housing available for workers. However, such is the effects of being in close quarters, and seeing the same people, some sexual frustrations started to happen at the apartment building. All of a sudden an unfortunate STD wave took over a good majority of the employees. That STD being, Crabs. Yep, the jock strap company that made the "Stache Strap" had been infested with crabs. Somehow, and nobody will admit to it, the raw material had crabs all over it. So when the straps were being manufactured, the crabs had jumped on board and were now on their way to unknowing customers across the country. Once a few hockey rinks started to have outbreaks of their own, investigations were done and now the Stache Strap manufacturer has had to recall all their straps and are putting an immediate pause to production to take care of the issues.
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Igor Victory | LD | PHI | Tampere, Finland
Number: 11
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 228#
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Notables:
Drafted 48th by ANC in S54 SMJHL draft
S54 HoF Ceremony Host
S55 HoF Ceremony Host
Drafted 12th OA by TBB in S55 SHL draft
S55 Finland WJC GM - Bronze
S56 Finland WJC Co-GM
S56 SMJHL Intern
S57-S60- Anchorage Armada Co-GM
S57 4 Star Champion
S57 WJC Finland GM - Gold Medal
S60 Signed FA Contract with Philadelphia Forge
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SHL Stats:
S58 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A:11 P:14 +/-:-12 PIM:4 H:63 SB:121 TOI:18:18
S59 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A: 17 P:20 +/-:-11 PIM: 15 H:66 SB:115 TOI:18:39
S60 - PHI: GP: 66 G:11 A:24 P:35 +/-:18 PIM: 28 H:85 SB:104 TOI:19:26
S61 - PHI:
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SMJHL stats: All games played with ANC
S54- GP:50 G:4 A:7 P:11 +/-:-1 PIM:28 H:51 SB:30 DGR: 63 TOI: 18:20
S55- GP:50 G:5 A:7 P:12: +/-:7 PIM:4 H:59 SB:68 DGR:71 TOI:17:39
S56- GP:50 G:4 A:22 P:26 +/-:-4 PIM:15 H:60 SB:30 DGR: 75 TOI:20:42
S57- GP:55 G:13 A:20 P:33 +/-:39 PIM:29 H:116 SB:108 DGR:84 TOI:20:34
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SMJHL playoff stats
S54- GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:9 H:9 SB:10 DGR:72 TOI:19:38
S55- GP:7 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-: -3 PIM:2 H:14 SB:10 DGR:63 TOI:17:20
S56- GP:16 G:5 A:5 P:10 +/-:-1 PIM:2 H:19 SB:11 DGR:76 TOI:21:11
S57- GP: 16 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:8 PIM:10 H:21 SB:10 TOI:20:34
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International Representations
S54 WJC FIN - Bronze
S55 WJC FIN - Bronze
S56 WJC FIN
S57 WJC FIN - GOLD
S57 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
Pasta the Turtle seemed to be an immediate fit for multiple Pizza chains. The teenage mutant ninja turtle angle seemed to fit really well, as well as the fact that most of them also offered a lasagna option, which was...well very on brand for everyone's favourite turtle. While the match made in heaven started off well, rave reviews coupled with royalty cheques being used for a wax job on Pasta's shell, eventually news was released of a new menu option... a barbaric take on deep dish pizza. "Turtle shell pizza," a disgusting riff of of turtle shell soup made its way into a few of the the storefronts. A pizza baked in the shell of a deceased turtle appeared to be a marketing ploy that hoped to capitalize on the star hockey players sponsorship. The pushback was as immediate as it was aggressive. Berserker and Blizzard fans started an instant boycott of the franchise, with Pasta himself leading the charge, demanding the cook him next. His bravery inspired the stadiums in Newfoundland and Edmonton to reject applications for the pizza chain to sell anything in their stadiums. In true SHL fashion, the league itself did nothing to support the non-human players in the league. Silence is violence, and once again the league chose to be complicit in the specist behaviour of their megacorporation sponsors
Pasta the Turtle
A tortoise. -Minnesotafine
A f*cking turtle -DollaBill
Worst signature I have ever seen -Zeagle1
With Sutton's career to date, lets just say product endorsements are pretty hard to come by and you just have to take whatever comes your way. The biggest deal Sutton has been able to land is for a hair growth product that promises to give you lions mane like hair. Kyle being follically challenged himself thought this would be a good product to get behind. Just work a bit of the product into your hands and then apply to your scalp in a massaging manner.
Seemed simple enough. Turns out that the solution doesn't just work on your scalp, any skin that it came into contact with would see wonderful hair growth results in just a few short weeks. Dubbed "Hairy Palms" the product was quickly pulled from shelves and the hair growth company has to offer a free 12 month subscription to Manscaped for all customers who used the product. Luckily, like Matthew McConaughey who doesn't drive a Lincoln Sutton didn't try this product.
Well, James Kimanje doesn't get sponsored very often and when he does he usually doesn't take it because the product is of questionable quality. However, the one time that a product that sponsored him did have a recall attached to it, it was a mostly non-serious issue. James had been sponsored by a PC company known for their ability to make the PC box light up in as inconspicuous a way as possible. They sent him a PC of his own as well as a monthly $1000 check for his likeness used in commercials and billboards, etc. The company issued a recall on the batteries for the lights specifically, stating that due to circumstances beyond their control, the manufacturers of the batteries that they used had sent them a faulty shipment that would only last for two years rather than 5, and that about a quarter of that case had been mistakenly used in the PCs. The company apologized profusely, sent out replacement batteries to all affected customers, and issued a $100 credit towards their store as repayment for the mistake.
Graj Virrok || D (S68/69), F (S70-current) || Philadelphia Forge
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SMJHL Stats
S65: Goalkeeper
S66 (KEL): 66GP | 1 G | 14A | 15P | -57 | 68 sog | 1.47 sh% | 2 ppp | 82 hits | 150blks | 32 pim
S67 (KEL): 66GP | 4 G | 24A | 28P | -19 | 165sog | 2.42 sh% | 8 ppp | 71 hits | 120blks | 28 pim
SMJHL Totals (KEL): 132 GP | 5 G | 38 A | 43 P | -76 | 233 sog | 2.15 sh% | 10 ppp | 153 hits | 270 blks | 60 pim
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SHL Stats:
S68 (PHI): 66GP | 3 G | 33 A | 36 P | +45 | 119sog | 2.52 sh% | 0 ppp | 44 hits | 82 blks | 30 pim
S69 (PHI): 66GP | 2 G | 32 A | 34 P | +55 | 146sog | 1.37 sh% | 0 ppp | 54 hits | 164 blks | 20 pim
Defenseman Totals: 132 GP | 5 G | 65 A | 70 P | +100 | 265 sog | 1.89 sh% | 0 ppp | 98 hits | 246 blks | 50 PIM
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S70 (PHI): 66 GP | 31 G | 49 A | 80 P | +54 | 208sog | 14.90sh% | 3 ppp | 155 hits | 34 blks | 50 pim
S71 (PHI): 66 GP | 23 G | 48 A | 71 P | +17 | 208sog | 11.06sh% | 22 ppp | 167 hits | 49 blks | 50 pim
S72 (PHI): 66 GP | 39 G | 52 A | 91 P | +42 | 277sog | 14.08sh% | 19 ppp | 71 hits | 64 blks | 65 pim
S73 (PHI): 66 GP | 40 G | 69 A | 109 P | +53 | 272sog | 14.7sh% | 30 ppp | 74 hits | 54 blks | 40 pim
S74 (PHI): 66 GP | 54 G | 53 A | 107 P | +46 | 312sog | 17.3sh% | 25 ppp | 83 hits | 58 blks | 44 pim
S75 (PHI): 66 GP | 55 G | 57 A | 112 P | +51 | 349sog | 15.8sh% | 35 ppp | 63 hits | 62 blks | 52 pim
S76 (PHI): 66 GP | 49 G | 51 A | 100 P | +12 | 309sog | 15.9sh% | 28 ppp | 70 hits | 54 blks | 27 pim
S77 (PHI): 66 GP | 31 G | 62 A | 93 P | +19 | 248sog | 12.5sh% | 32 ppp | 139 hits | 38 blks | 40 pim
Forward Totals: 528 GP | 322 G | 441 A | 763 P | +294 | 2183sog | 14.75sh% | 194 ppp | 822 hits | 413 blks | 368 pim
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Career Totals: 660 GP | 327 G | 506 A | 833 P | +394 | 2448 sog | 13.4sh% | 194 ppp | 920 hits | 659 blks | 436 PIM
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Achievements:
Won Bronze in WJC with Sweden in S65
Made S68 All-Rookie team as Defenseman with Philadelphia Forge[/pbl
[pbl]Won Silver in IIHF with Sweden in S69
S69 Challenge Cup Champion with the Philadelphia Forge
Made S69 All-Star Game as Defenseman with Philadelphia Forge
Won Silver in IIHF with Sweden in S70
Won Bronze in IIHF with Sweden in S72[/b]
[pbl]Won the S72 Jeff Dar Award with the Philadelphia Forge
Won Gold in IIHF with Sweden in S73
Won Gold in IIHF with Sweden in S75
Made S75 All-Star team as Forward with Philadelphia Forge
Made S75 All-Star Game as Forward with Philadelphia Forge
Nominated for S75 Jeff Dar award with Philadelphia Forge
Nominated for S75 Sarmad Khan award with Philadelphia Forge
Made S76 All-Star Game as Forward with Philadelphia Forge
Recorded 4 consecutive 100-point seasons from S73-S76 with Philadelphia Forge
Made S77 All-Star Game as Forward with Philadelphia Forge
SHL Totals: All-Star teams: 2 | All-Star Games: 4+ | Awards: 1 | Award Nominations: 3
IIHF/WJC totals: 2 Gold | 2 Silver | 2 Bronze
Transactions:
S65: Drafted at Round 2, Pick 1 (15oa) by the Kelowna Knights
Signed 1 year, $4,000,000 contract with the Kelowna Knights
S66: Drafted at Round 1, Pick 18 (18oa) by the Philadeplhia Forge
Signed 1 year, $3,000,000 contract with the Philadelphia Forge
Awarded $500,000 for Bronze Medal in S66 WJC
Signed 3 year, $9,000,000 ($3,000,000/yr) extension with the Philadelphia Forge
Signed 2-year, $8,000,000 ($4,000,000/yr) contract with the Philadelphia Forge
Career Earnings: $20,500,000
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Lev's first product endorsement deal was nothing short of a disaster. After getting the call and scheduling a date to shoot the advertisement, Lev was shipped his own version of the product to test and acclimate to. They were a new design of tennis shoes with detachable wheels in the heel; however, this new brand had self spinning wheels as well as other miscellaneous features such as LED lights, speakers for music, and all controlled via Bluetooth capabilities. Lev landed the gig due to his fearsome skating capabilities, or so he thought. What Lev didn't know was that the wiring was cheap and prone to shorting out/causing fire in the cheap fabric of the shoe. After shooting his advertisement of the new product, Lev eagerly awaited it to go viral only to see that the product was recalled before even getting released. His own personal pair, shorted out and caused a small fire in his apartment. Needless to say, Lev learned his lesson and would be more careful with his future endorsements.
Nick Brain's endorsement fiasco came when he got an offer from his agent to endorse a new, special recipe being test marketed by Jack Link's, a beef jerky company. Nick is known for his fascination with the food, due to it being a quick source of protein on the go or during a workout.
Unfortunately, the endorsement went sideways, as consumers of the Pepper Blend No. 83 jerky reported stomach problems. The cause of these stomach problems was determined to be the beef jerky actually tasting great, a rarity of Jack Link's. The typical customer, not being used to good Jack Link's jerky, had their stomachs rebel and refuse to accept the food, and Jack Link's faced lawsuits ranging in the nine figures for making a competent product.
Nick was dropped as a figurehead for Jack Link's, and will now be returning to endorsing local farmer's markets and small shops for his beef jerky habit.
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With the new popularity of Angus Mcfife's Heavy Metal Darklord Thrasher toy replica, comes an upsetting effect from its usage. The glorious hammer must have been cursed by a chaos wizard as it prevents any of it's user to win the cup. McFife's fans all want to win the cup, and having a cursed glory hammer is not ideal. When they use the laser powered goblin smasher, they get an electric shock and that electricity steals their ability to win the cup. The no refund policy is still applied by the toy manufacturer, and when Angus himself was asked about it he replied: I will do anything to Thunder Crash and smash the Wizards but as long as my own ability to win the cup is not hindered, I can't do much, as it would take me away from my main quest. No time for sidequests when you play in the SMJHL, it is very serious business and we can't afford a chaos wizards rising in Colorado. Fans agreed their ability to win the cup was less important than their idol's own ability.
Angus McFife XVIII RD 7th overall pick by Colorado Raptors
S59 17th OA Pick by Atlanta Inferno
Height: 6''4
Weight:222 lb
Number:23
Nationality : Great Britain
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SMJHL Career
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Character Page RD- Quarterback
Retired players:
-Toki Wartooth
-Nathan Explosion btw
-Angus McFife XVIII