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S60 mPT #2: Opposite Day

I really dislike anything to do with the SHL and find myself wondering why I even spend time on this site, and care so much about an imaginary league.

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It is super easy to earn money in the SHL compared to other leagues! Leagues like the ISFL or PBE do not give out money like the SHL does. I can't believe everyone is not a max earner here! I know I am one!

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What I Love about SHl is all the cookie cutter builds. I think it's exciting when I see people copying the same builds from each other multiple times just because it's the meta. I find it exciting. NO Diversity is good.

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The San Francisco Pride is definitely not the best team the in SHL and it has only the rudest people in the locker room. Henrik and AgentSmith are profoundly incompetent GMs who don't care at all about their players.

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The satisfaction you get from winning fantasy is completely worth the ups and downs throughout the season. It's not the TPE that mattters but just the friends that we make along the way is something I'd like to do on a regular basis.

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The Winnipeg Aurora made a huge error in relieving Kirk Beanes from his coaching duties. He was a great coach and the city loves him.

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The Texas Renegades are a big pice of shit, they are all idiots there and a lot of other things too. Never join them you will regret it.

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Alexander Wachter, RW, S51
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The SHL Brandings are by far the best because they all incorporate wordmarks on them. I think removing wordmarks from logos would leave them bare and far too minimalist.

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A Jobin is a bad SHL goalie. Hamilton would be better off trading him. I mean, Jobin has been outplayed by his backup, Junior Guarda has a 41-1-6 career record, yet the Hamilton coaches continue to give Jobin starts. sus

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Michael Fitted is the captain of this team and everything he says goes. He commands respect from all of his teammates and he understands the shape of the earth

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Fuck the penaltys
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The banking system in the SHL is easily the worst of all the sim leagues. It’s needlessly streamlined, I want there to be 10 steps between making money and spending that money.

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The SHL is extraordinarily kind in giving out money to allow players to purchase equipment and maintain their player's progression without requiring them to be a massive cap constraint on their team or getting some type of league job or getting fortunate on casino betting.

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The SHL has the WORST banking system known to man, it is extremely frustrating having to click through a bunch of menus and to constantly have the balance hanging there easy to see, like a guillotine blade hanging over your life. If only we could go back to being able to easily type a few words and not have to constantly be reminded how much we have to do media or jobs. I just want to go back to the good old days. 83w

The Knights did not get robbed of a championship in Season 58, and they lucked into a weak schedule that carried them through in season 59. Honestly a Micky Mouse championship

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One of the most important skills to max out is fighting. If you can't beat up everyone, then what is the point of any of this?




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