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S60 mPT #2: Opposite Day
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(This post was last modified: 06-28-2021, 12:59 PM by SlashACM.)

I believe I heard Borat once say: "....NOT"!

That is the general idea of opposite day. You do or say the opposite intended, for either comedic effect or because you're a god damned piece of shit. In this mPT you will be taking a position you do not particularly agree with.

Your task: Write a statement about the SHL that you believe the opposite to be true. If necessary, defend your "position". Everyone else, get the screenshots ready

25 words minimum!
You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.
This PT will close Sunday, July 4th at 11:59pm CT.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded. Don't be mean to me :(
This PT is for SHL players and send downs only; it is not for SMJHL Rookies.


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#2

The J is not better than the SHL. There's no way that the League that constantly has people wanting to stay in it longer could be better than the SHL. It's not like they devote near every single resource to making everyone's lives better and more welcoming in the J

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#3

The S59 SMJHL draft coming a week after the SHL Draft made it the worst draft ever. Allowing J GMs more time for scouting as SHL free agency and call-ups proceeded was awful, since it totally didn't allow J GMs to have rosters and budgets settled quickly and easily after the draft. This season was way better.

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#4

Goalies are the least important part of a team.  You can practically stick a potato between the pipes and still come across with plenty of wins in your division and conference.
#5

the hamilton steelhawks are the worst franchise in the simulation hockey league and anyone who praises them should be ashamed for supporting such a bad team on the ice

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#6

The SHL GMs largely act in good faith and when they put time into improving their teams it's largely done in reasonable ways like scouting.

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#7

The managers in the SHL have no idea what they are doing. They generally just use dice to make picks, set lineups, or even make trades. That's even when they are trying, most of them just let the cat walk across the keyboard.

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#8

The league communication is better than it has ever been. Everything is clear as day, and because of that, you can really Sense The Excitement as new seasons start.
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06-27-2021, 09:02 PMKraagenskul Wrote: The managers in the SHL have no idea what they are doing. They generally just use dice to make picks, set lineups, or even make trades.  That's even when they are trying, most of them just let the cat walk across the keyboard.
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(This post was last modified: 06-27-2021, 09:19 PM by DeletedAtUserRequest.)

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#11

Goalies are very important like game breaking. You need alot of tpe in your goalies or you won't win anything. The Goalies in the SHL need to be elite to matter.

any other truers in the chat?

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#12

Bro what is with all of these great takes?

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#13

Luke is a very uncorrupt and generous rich person who does not exploit his workers and collect secret money from the league that he manages in a hedge fund

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#14

The scouting process for the majority of SHL teams is just super engaging and fun! I love filling out generic surveys and never speaking to the person after I answer the questions. Honestly it has been the best and most interactive part of my SHL experience.

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#15

Chimkin Wing is going to win the scoring race this year. He is already well over a point per game pace and he isn’t showing any signs of slowing down.

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