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kikish18 · 07-09-2021, 07:08 AM

Chris Goodname holds a Calgary Dragons franchise record of being the drunkest person in the game 32 games in a row. Last Sunday he surpassed Otis B. Driftwood who held the previous record 31 game. Frankly, he would extend his streak, but his streak wouldn't continue since he is on the medical staff now. Although Otis gives nice tips and coaching for getting rid of a hangover, we could see the 33rd game in a row being enormously drunk.

Rangerjase · 07-09-2021, 08:59 AM

Zoltan topalo holds the SMJHL record for most bubbles on a sheet of bubble wrap popped during a game. Just like the pastafarians wear their strainer to show that there is always a flying spaghetti monster higher than them, Zoltan is always wearing bubble wrap underneath his clothing. He got approval from HO before joining the league of course so this is 100% legal. You may hear a quick pop or a snap when Zoltan gets crunched along the boards or blocks a shot. During the S53 finals games were getting pretty intense and almost the entire roll of bubble wrap Zoltan had put on before the game was popped. This sheet of bubble wrap is still hanging in Zoltans dungeon basement at home.

*CptSquall* · 07-09-2021, 10:50 AM

Fun Fact, no player of mine has ever won the challenge cup. In fact they usually have a notable drop in performance come playoff time.

Thelastheraclid · 07-09-2021, 11:26 AM

Much like Gerry Cheevers, Nat Emerson memorializes each shot block that he makes with a tattoo. After playing most of his career as a defensive stalwart most of his body is covered in different shades of faux bruises much to the chagrin of his wife, kpop superstar, IU.

***Reno*** · 07-09-2021, 11:44 AM

If you want a fun fact about Evgeni Petrov, its that he is legally banned from travelling to South Africa after the great Super Smash Bros incident of 2026. No he will not explain further it’s very traumatic.

Raven · 07-09-2021, 12:01 PM

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Your task: Share a fun fact about a current/previous player of yours, or another player in the SHL. The more obscure and trivial, the better. If you can't think of anything offhand, make one up! No one will fact check these.

Raven silverwing is one of only two players who have won back to back Jared Hanson awards in the SMJHL. He was also the first player to achieve this until S49 when Nicolaj Muller won his second one.

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*thedangazone* · 07-09-2021, 12:12 PM

Fun fact about Roman Augustus is he was over a point per game while splitting his career as both a forward and defenseman. On top of which was able to win the Dar Trophy and still not make first team all star the same season he won it.

Mooty99 · 07-09-2021, 12:58 PM

I hold the league record for eating the most raw herring in 5 minutes. Sure no one else has really tried and most said they felt sick watching it happen I am still very proud. 238, try and beat that! I bet you can't!

canuckles · 07-09-2021, 01:33 PM

It took Elvis 51 freaking games to score 1 goal, so that's pretty fun. But now he's leading the Whalers in..... umm.... oh, even strength assists! There we go, there is something.

Huck24 · 07-09-2021, 01:35 PM

For my player, the best thing he has done yet (aside from winning a Challenge Cup), was that he was very briefly had the highest TPE in the league. He was top in his class for a while, but the draft class a head of him was just fantastic and it wasn't until that class hit regression, that Lyle got to the top, for the briefest of times. I think it only lasted one week, but it did happen, Lyle Odelein III was at one time, the league leader in TPE!

DannyC · 07-09-2021, 02:26 PM

Danny C is always the last one out of the locker room. Most people think it's because of some weird pregame ritual, but in reality he just inevitably needs to fart and holds it until his boys clear the blast zone

Kierkan · 07-09-2021, 02:56 PM

LaFleur once missed practice in Kelowna after he and #A-Rye spent the night out on the town in Anchorage. He showed up way late smelling like fish and bacon. Whether he went ice fishing and hit up a Wendy's or went to the strip clubs has yet to be determined.

arturs33 · 07-09-2021, 03:29 PM

Arturs Tumovs have lost all fights he had in all his career so far. Where fun begins - his dentist was were happy to see his mouth after last fight.

Duff101 · 07-09-2021, 05:29 PM

A little known fact (because I rarely show the bottom part) is that Benjamin Blue had one of the statistically worst performances ever in FHM history, with one of the least shots per game in the FHM era, while still having one of the lowest save percentages in that period as well.

Credit to Geck, Ragnar and Juni for sigs

Asked Madden · 07-09-2021, 05:48 PM

Fun Fact: St Louis Star Darryl Urquhart @Urq660 has the unfortunate stat of largest fine paid for the illegal smuggling of haggis on one's person. Urquhart stopped at o'haire Airport had 70lbs of haggis strapped to various parts of his clothing and body. TSA missed all this, and it was only found when a snigger dog took a chunk out of the pudding on his right leg.

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