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r0tzbua · 07-20-2021, 02:20 PM

It's hard to chose the perfect team for a grand heist and not forget about people that could be a great add-on to the team. But you don't want to read about "r0tzbua's 69" like it was a rehashed sequel with George Clooney playing himself for the sixteenth time in a row, so I have to chose wisely like Indiana Jones. A lot of people say they are the brains, but I'm sure not the brains, for my team that would be @Amidships. He has the smarts and the tech knowledge to be the leader of the team. I am for sure also not the looks, to be honest I would probably just stay behind and watch on my screen how much greater people than me grab me some money. I'd recruit @inverted to be my brawler, nothing like a Texan yelling Yee-Haw while punching people in the face, @enigmatic for the very much needed style and french-ness in my team, @Kyamprac is dearly needed to ground the good ol' Amidships and pilot the escape plane and it's pretty straight forward that @sve7en will be the face of the crew distracting everyone with his onlyfans.

GCool · 07-20-2021, 03:07 PM

NDQ Heist Crew

I'd put myself in the "braun/brains liaison" category. I'm not one role outright, though I'd support both very well.

@Faelax - Brains. For sure. He'd have it all mapped out, the expert DM he is.
@sve7en - While the rest of the crew dodges his opinions, he would end up smacking around anyone who comes our way. Braun 100%.
@AgentSmith630 - Wheels. He's got that little car that can't hold all of us, but I'd end up lending him the Mercedes SUV.
@hockeyiscool - WILDCARD BABY HE DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER WAY

**leafsftw1967** · 07-20-2021, 03:29 PM

My heist crew would include: @The__Y-man__100 would be the brawn unleashing the hits beast of Poroshenko and could bring that physicality to other areas, @JNH would be the flash with Westbroek being able to escape pursuit like he has done on the ice evading opponents to score points, @juke would be the brains as while he has not been able to produce on the ice he is one of the smartest people in the SHL being a statistical wizard and can help problem solve

dankoa · 07-20-2021, 04:49 PM

If I had to pull off a heist then I would be the brains because I am really smart and then I would get my good friend @Ragnar to be the brawn because he's really swole

StadiumGambler · 07-20-2021, 05:46 PM

Not sure about the rest of the team, but I'd use Zakkira Diporov and Zayne Rotzbua as: The Distractions. They would use their grit and physicality to fight Luke's guards and draw them away from the back entrance.

***sköldpaddor*** · 07-20-2021, 07:20 PM

If I am reading this assignment correctly, we are doing a heist to steal a lot of money from someone. Okay, easy enough. Here's the crew.

Gunnar (me) is the people person. He makes friends with everyone, especially large dogs that might be guarding the premises.

Johnny Hamilton (@hhh81) is the guy who comes up with the incredibly complex plan we use to get the money. He plots out all the maps and hires the getaway car and tells us all what to do because he's good at that leadership stuff.

Jean-Uhtred Ragnarsson-Tremblay (@lespoils) is the guy who does brainy stuff with numbers to shut down all the security systems, he's good at that shit. Also, he cute.

Harry Carpet (@Carpy48) makes sure we are all caffeinated while we're doing the initial planning.

Corey Kennedy (@SDCore) is the guy who sets up shop at the perimeter of the scene of the crime and hipchecks anybody who tries to follow us.

Melvin Majestik-Moose (@SchwarzNarr), Wing Wang (@platanocat), and Sam Siege (@EsAmYk) are a group of animals/pokemon that we unleash to cause a diversion while we are doing our dastardly deeds. Max Carrigan (@SecondSucks22) is responsible for making sure they all go in the right direction.

Jean-Paul Boivin (@Nokazoa) is responsible for our disguises. With his artistry, we will surely go unnoticed right up until the point we start blowing stuff up.

Speaking of blowing stuff up, rounding out the crew is demolitions expert Jöörgüštrâäd DuBølk (@MCP_). I know he ain't here anymore, but he's real good at blowing things up.

canes2112 · 07-20-2021, 10:00 PM

For the great heist I will recruit the entirety of the SHL to help me. Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Dagumpa · 07-20-2021, 11:13 PM

Me and Billy Brooks (@supertardis101) are already thick as thieves. We could probably steal something together. But it would have to be something small. Like a pillow. Or a chihuahua. Maybe a toothpick.

negs77 · 07-21-2021, 12:27 AM

If I had to pull of a heist I would definitely have a crew. Juni Panda and Gino Lombardo would be the brawn and push through the bank. I would come in and just grab it. Easy money!

C9Van · 07-21-2021, 05:49 AM

Honestly having a crew that divides the money is bad, just have your cult help you or use the cultist specialist for this so you can just get all of the profits for yourself. Jon would happily fuck people up for a few more dollars too. Wait, no-one else is in a cult?

(If you really do want 1 other person then I guess Tony Pepperoni since he would increase the sexiness factor of the group by quite a lot.

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kikish18 · 07-21-2021, 06:18 AM

Lets make a C team!

Brains of the operation - Esa Parmbourg
Pretty face, the actor - Maxime Bouchard
IT guy - Eero Makela
Sociopath - Chris Goodname
Sniper - Micheal "Big Game" Choybuk
The Mountain - Cale Amundsen
The Grey Cardinal - A-Rye Izzy
Double agent - Barry Batsbak

MN_Moosey · 07-21-2021, 08:45 AM

We have quite the squad rollin in here.
Mastermind: @SchwarzNarr we have the best in the biz in charge. Creative and intelligent, we will have only the best plan.
Muscle: @juniped is a creature of pure beef. Will take nothing from anyone and isn't afraid to throw hands.
Crowd Control: @WithTheMoose honestly a small angry penguin is the most terrifying thing so everyone will be compliant.
The Face: @DannyC A master talker and negotiator, no one will say no to this pretty face.
The "Rat": @Dagumpa honestly if anything would go wrong, it would be because of this guy. It would be a total accident knowing this bumbling goofball.

Bfine · 07-21-2021, 09:09 AM

Well if we're looking for money who better to loot from than Ham and Juke. The easy choice is to bring the rest of my S59 NL class. Pasta is of course the wild card, I am the muscle, Gooner is the brains, Grim would be the hacker type, TJ would be on watch, and if you can have two wild cards then Reno would be the other.

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TheCC · 07-21-2021, 09:27 AM

This is an easy one. My heist crew is the Petrov brothers. The brains is me, Igor, of course. The brawn is Slava. The wildcard is Vladmir. Evgeni will be there for moral support. Finally, Teylora will be the decoy.

Keenan · 07-21-2021, 12:15 PM

Crew? My crew? Let me tell you a little something, the bigger the crew, the smaller each person's cut. But if you execute the whole heist by yourself, then you get the whole damn score. Will it be easy? No. But the only real way to do this is to do it solo and take all of the cash for myself. As for roles:

New Luke: @Keenan

People who won't be getting a cut of my newfound wealth: Everyone

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