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Offline AgentSmith630
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#16
08-13-2021, 09:37 PM

08-13-2021, 09:11 PMGeekusoid Wrote: ANGRY AT SFP? WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!

COME ON DOWN TO THE PITCHFORK EMPORIUM!
WE GOT 'EM ALL!
  • Traditional ---E 
  • Left Handed Ǝ---
  • Fancy ---{
  
WE EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!

33% off! 66% off! Manufacturer's Defect!
  • ---F 
  • ---L 
  • ---e (geck edition)

NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!
  • The Euro ---€ 
  • The Pound ---£
  • The Lira ---₤
HAPPY LYNCHING!
* some assembly required
All missing contracts have now been deposited, so let's calm the mob and spare Henrik and me from lynching.

I truly apologize to those that I missed. Aside from S57, I've been the one to submit all of SFP's contracts. I'm going to assume that I missed mostly IA players because I submitted the main contracts before we solidified our IA roster-filler players, then forgot to get them their money.

I would like to apologize directly to @Rancidbudgie as the only currently active player that was missed. Please know that this was just a stupid mistake and not intended to be malicious in any way.

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#17
08-13-2021, 09:41 PM

08-13-2021, 09:37 PMAgentSmith630 Wrote:
08-13-2021, 09:11 PMGeekusoid Wrote: ANGRY AT SFP? WANT TO JOIN THE MOB? WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!

COME ON DOWN TO THE PITCHFORK EMPORIUM!
WE GOT 'EM ALL!
  • Traditional ---E 
  • Left Handed Ǝ---
  • Fancy ---{
  
WE EVEN HAVE DISCOUNTED CLEARANCE FORKS!

33% off! 66% off! Manufacturer's Defect!
  • ---F 
  • ---L 
  • ---e (geck edition)

NEW IN STOCK. DIRECTLY FROM LIECHTENSTEIN. EUROPEAN MODELS!
  • The Euro ---€ 
  • The Pound ---£
  • The Lira ---₤
HAPPY LYNCHING!
* some assembly required
All missing contracts have now been deposited, so let's calm the mob and spare Henrik and me from lynching.

I truly apologize to those that I missed. Aside from S57, I've been the one to submit all of SFP's contracts. I'm going to assume that I missed mostly IA players because I submitted the main contracts before we solidified our IA roster-filler players, then forgot to get them their money.

I would like to apologize directly to @Rancidbudgie as the only currently active player that was missed. Please know that this was just a stupid mistake and not intended to be malicious in any way.


The implied lynching by the copypasta is only as serious as Agent Smith telling someone to "trust" him :D

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#18
08-13-2021, 09:55 PM

Remember when Wally got sacked for proposing not paying 1/6th of a couple rookie contracts

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08-13-2021, 09:56 PM

and the team wound up relocating

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#20
08-13-2021, 10:00 PM

lmao

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#21
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Now we know who was behind AMC and Gamestop!

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#22
08-13-2021, 10:25 PM

Lmao cheaters

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#23
08-13-2021, 10:49 PM

Applied

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08-13-2021, 11:19 PM (This post was last modified: 08-13-2021, 11:19 PM by SlashACM.)

yawn three joke teams anyway check out my thirsty pfp

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#25
08-13-2021, 11:29 PM

08-13-2021, 08:42 PMJustice Wrote: yawn three joke teams anyway

Chill

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#26
08-13-2021, 11:49 PM

08-13-2021, 11:19 PMSlashACM Wrote: yawn three joke teams anyway check out my thirsty pfp
didnt you call another player the F word in a private discord group

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#27
08-14-2021, 12:59 AM

08-13-2021, 11:49 PMJustice Wrote:
08-13-2021, 11:19 PMSlashACM Wrote: yawn three joke teams anyway check out my thirsty pfp
didnt you call another player the F word in a private discord group

didn't you?

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#28
08-14-2021, 01:27 AM

Quote:All missing contracts have now been deposited, so let's calm the mob and spare Henrik and me from lynching.

I truly apologize to those that I missed. Aside from S57, I've been the one to submit all of SFP's contracts. I'm going to assume that I missed mostly IA players because I submitted the main contracts before we solidified our IA roster-filler players, then forgot to get them their money.

I would like to apologize directly to @Rancidbudgie as the only currently active player that was missed. Please know that this was just a stupid mistake and not intended to be malicious in any way.

I appreciate the apology Smith, and all is forgiven! I legitimately had not noticed my bank account transactions, and if I had been more observant this snafu might have been averted altogether. I would play for the Pride for free if the rules had allowed it anyways, so it is only onwards from here!

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08-14-2021, 07:45 AM


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#30
08-14-2021, 09:02 AM

If I'm understanding this correctly, SFP submitted their budget properly and then forgot to include a number of players when depositing contracts into the bank? BIg big oof, and the punishment fits, but some people in this thread look pretty stupid lmao

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