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S61 PT#1- A Sim-ple Day
(This post was last modified: 08-29-2021, 07:13 AM by majesiu.)

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First thing I do is wake up in the morning and check my stocks. You can never have enough money. After that, whichever girl I brought home last night gets woken up to make me breakfast. You want a shot at the title? You gotta be a good cook too. I eat, then hit the gym. Once at the gym, I take multiple selfies to post to social media talking about how hard I work out. Do I actually work out? God no. From there I'll hit the rink for a light skate. Once the skates done, I go to the team kitchen snd get a nice light meal of chicken parm. Eat that, go take a nap on Slappys couch. Once I'm able to unstick myself from that, I get up and hit the town. In my old age I let the coach know when I want to be a healthy scratch. And if im not playing, i might as well go out.





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Panda typically wakes up late, as he is not a morning person. So long as he has nothing to do before noon, you bet your ass he is asleep up until then. Game days however, that's when he doesn't get any sleep at all. Frantically pacing around in the room without a door, Panda will flip out on game days. For whatever reason he ends up in a room and a door disappears on him the night before games. Panda has always thought that he was just a little skitz, but he really has no clue what is going on. Thankfully, one day when Tampa was playing their season opener against New Orleans. Panda experienced something incredibly bizarre. The Spectres weren't coming out of their locker room. No one could figure out why, was it because TBB had absolutely stomped on this poor purple and black team? Or was it because something happened inside the locker room and they were trying to solve it? A few of the third and fourth liners decided to go check it out, low and behold, there wasn't a door to the locker room anymore. Panda had seen this before. Now Panda knew that he wasn't skitz, there was some paranormal activity going on. 

My fiancé and I love trapping sims in rooms or random areas if you can't tell by this little story :D

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I can’t lie the only sims I’ve played are sim city wayyyy back in the day & the mobile version for a little while when my gf got me addicted for a month or so lol. Ok so obviously in any “Sims” day it would be on a game day. I’d wake up, make some dope sim related breakfast, who knows maybe Buddy the Elfs pancake m&ms concoction. Then figure out all the lovely ladies in the sim town, that’s probably what I did the most when I played the mobile version anyway. & lastly I would definitely take the time to get promoted in “my career” cause why not? More money=more problems. More problems in a sim game of life sure sounds a lot more enjoyable than the struggle of life some of us go through on the daily. Then..it’s GAMETIME. Can’t recall any sims game having a hockey game mode but you can goddamn guarantee I would buy it if they made one

If Leonids Balzams was a sim, he would spend most of his time at the bar socializing, getting his charisma up. This would allow him to effectively talk to the referees to hopefully get some favourable calls, and avoid some penalties. Another thing he would do is to obviously go to the gym to increase his physical stats. As a Two-Way Defensemen, Leonids physical stats are a huge part of his game. Balzams would definitely spend a ton of time with his teammates, as being friends with his teammates is something that his hugely important for him. Leonids would also spend a significant portion of his day pranking any team that is in town. By pranking them he would hope to distract them, just enough for a slight advantage when the teams hit the ice. Overall, Leonids Balzams would spend most of his time in the Gym, Bar and generally messing with the opposing team.

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I dont know the sims that well but I do know roller coaster tycoon 2 very well and that itself is a simulation. Tom Fiddler wouldve entered the park before a game and immediately thrown up on the ground. His waking thoughts are "The fuckinator 3000 looks too scary for me" and "Where are the bathrooms?" There are of course many roller coasters in the park. Upon entering one is greeted with a spaghetti pile of steel tracks twisting and turning every which way. Tom Fiddler would walk right past these because there are roller coaster cars flying off the tracks every few minutes, as the great hand in the sky places and replaces and modifies coasters on the fly. After an hour of walking, Tom Fiddler is finally ready for his chosen ride: The maze. It is over 5 acres of of a straight path that winds in on itself over the water and takes each customer roughly 3 days to escape. By chance, the ride is deleted while Tom is in it, sending him into the water where he ultimately drowns.

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Alexander Roach wakes up at 6 am sharp every day, eats a quick breakfast, then goes out for a swim. He read that is was great exercise, but was confused when he finished his swim and someone had removed the ladder from the pool. Had he just missed it, or was he going crazy and there was no ladder to begin with? He did find the ladder after a couple minutes of frantic searching, but it wasn't where he remembered it being. There was even more weird things happening throughout the day, like when he walked into his bathroom and the toilet was missing. Someone was clearly playing a prank on Roach, and he was not happy about it. The rest of the day was spent moving things back into place, cursing whatever being had messed with his house. Afterwards, Roach drove down to the rink, and after talking to his teammates before practice that day, had discovered that they too had some weird things happening to them. Someone or something was playing a prank of the Stampede, and Roach was determined to get to the bottom of things...

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youd think, "hey, hes a hockey player, he should be doing well for himself." HA! are you crazy?! do you know how much money we have to spend just to be able to train and be coached by world famous coaches?! its absolutely absurd. how absurd? well if the money im being paid to play the sport cant cover it... that should tell you enough. now obviously there are other ways to make money but... imagine you have two big clouds over your head at all times. *TRAINING* and *COACHING*. alright, enough, you get it. so i had to buy the cheapest plot of land i could and build a little shack on it. started out with the essentials, ya know. bed, toilet, fridge. luckily i can just shower at the rink, you know? recently splurged a little, picked up a microwave. it was either that or a little tv. cant afford cable so fuck it the microwave can double as the tv. as you can imagine my day at home consists of sleeping or waiting around for the car that picks me up for work every day.

Actually, to those who don't know, I used to play Sim City 4 Deluxe quite a lot. Helps that it was probably the last game EA made that was on Steam before the Origin debacle and the price was actually very decent. I reckon I would just import my player into a game of Sim City, watch him enroll into an institution of learning, graduate, get a job, complain about small things, get rich and then probably move to another city whenever we got hit by the traditional and very common meteor showers.

What else can I say? I don't think I ever played the Sims, the game looked kinda wank whenever I took a look at it so I just flew over and didn't bother. Doesn't help that when I actually was in the position to buy games on my own, they started getting a ridiculous amount of DLCs and I was never bothered enough to go grab a copy via "questionable" methods. There is that game, Skateboard Tycoon, sounds pretty fun and I guess it would kinda fit with Anton Harrier in a way.

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Back when Reid was a rookie with the Detroit Falcons, all the s53 rookies such as Magnus, Edward, Fred, Jack, Zoltan, Jobin, and Burlock lived in communal housing - an abandoned meth house in central Detroit. This seems like a classic sim house, where you have 8 adults living together in absolute anarchy. Obviously to have a house big enough for them, there would not be much of a budget left over to furnish the place, so it was rampant with old ripped frat house furniture, dusty and ripped wallpaper, and broken things. When Reid wakes up, he gets a storm cloud over his head as he sees there are no clean dishes, and everything is broken. Instead of eating, he leaves for his job (hockey practice) and comes home dangerously low on hunger, as well as hygiene. The same would be true for all the members of the house; and after practice there would be a long line outside their one bathroom in the place. The sims would all survive barely on ordering pizza and trying to find a new house before that one was condemned.

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On the morning of the game day, I usually treat myself to a good and rich breakfast so that I can start the day well strengthened and have the basis for a successful day. On match days, I come into the hall up to 2.5 or even 3 hours before everyone else and do my usual training that I have always done in recent years. I do some strength training and train according to a program that my former strength and conditioning trainer put together, who is now the strength and conditioning trainer at Red Bull Salzburg. I do strength training at least twice a week so that I can get in better shape and keep my fitness at a high level. I usually do a full program to get really warm. But now I don't do it as intensely because of my age, so I can play a full game with it. Others and players usually take it easy before a game, but I do a lot of other things.

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I have heard about the sims video games but I've never played it and barely know what it is, but anyway, here's what Wilson's game days are like. Aaron used to wake up very early but now he is too old for that and also isn't as nervous before games as he used to be, so usually he doesn't set an alarm and sleeps for as long as he wants, sometimes past afternoon, unless it's an early game. After Wilson wakes up he pours a large mug of coffee, turns on his laptop and opens social media to check the news and what people are talking about. A lot of hockey players don't read social media, especially on a game day, but it doesn't bother Aaron because he tries to use any negative articles and comments as extra motivation. Overall, he just tries to treat every game day as an ordinary day, he feels that helps him to avoid the pressure before important games. Wilson isn't very superstitious but he does have one strange superstition, when he enters the locker room he says Jobin and everyone else has to yell JOBIN or Jobin won't have a good game.

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