The sim day of Bobby Sharp starts with waking up at a random hour when my energy bar has been completely filled, stepping into the bathroom and having my wiener censored while I address the issue with my bathroom bar, and take a shower after while still being censored to address my hygiene bar. After that, I would make breakfast, with a 40% chance of setting the kitchen on fire and if so, a 10% chance of dying and having my day end. If I live and don't burn the house down, I enjoy my breakfast and address my hunger bar. At that point, so many things open up. I swim laps in my pool to work on my fitness, or I hit the weights to literally work on the same thing but variety is the spice of life. Then inevitably someone comes over for some RANDOM ASS REASON, I answer the door and proceed to have a conversation with them about 115 different things where we either ++ or --, then for some reason they abruptly go take a shit in my bathroom, and leave. By then my hunger bar is empty again so I go risk my life in the kitchen once more. I probably have to address my bathroom bar, and then eventually my energy bar with some more sleep.

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Conner Tanner starts every morning by eating a bowl of Kellogs' Chocolate Churro Crunch cereal, a favourite of his ever since it was released earlier this year. He then proceeds to have a 3 minute cold shower, where he recognizes his genital region is actually just massive pixel blocks. After this he proceeds to train himself to be a master grilled cheese maker, by spending the entirety of his waking hours making grilled cheese, just to either throw them out or have them be eaten by random guests in the house. My ultimate goal is not to become a professional hockey player, but to become the first person in the entire world to cook a grilled cheese while in space. The primary reason this is a difficult challenge is because of the fact that gravity is not in play while in space, this makes it very difficult to keep the sandwich on the grill at all times.

So, if Pepperoni were a sim, I'd need to do my best to cheese him into being the best athlete possible. First, he wakes up after a good sleep (athletes do need their sleep) and he'll walk through his bedroom door to look into his beautiful house. He always starts his day off with a workout so he makes his way down to the dungeo... er workout facilities and starts to lift weights.

As soon as he starts he looks around and swears there was a door in this room, how did he even get in here? He does his workout and feels good. However, no matter how hard he tries he cannot find the exit to this room and has what feels like someone controlling him forcing him to workout more and more!

Food randomly appears in the room as he needs it but still, he is forced all day to workout. He's completely exhausted when all of a sudden he turns around and the door is right where it was before!

He slowly makes his way to bed to begin the cycle tomorrow.

Tony Pepperoni || C || Edmonton Blizzard || 2072 Max TPE
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Regular Season
S45 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 10 || P: 23 || +/-: +13
S46 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 22 || P: 39 || +/-: -6
S47 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 21 || P: 41 || +/-: +8
S48 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 19 || P: 37 || +/-: -6
S49 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 25 || A: 30 || P: 55 || +/-: -1
S50 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 29 || P: 45 || +/-: +3
S51 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 25 || A: 41 || P: 66 || +/-: +23
S52 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 22 || P: 39 || +/-: -5
S53 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 33 || P: 57 || +/-: +24
S54 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 47 || P: 74 || +/-: +8
S55 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 25 || A: 44 || P: 69 || +/-: +30
S56 || EDM || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 32 || P: 50 || +/-: +14
S57 || EDM || GP: 66 || G: 30 || A: 48 || P: 78 || +/-: +36
S58 || EDM || GP: 66 || G: 37 || A: 34 || P: 71 || +/-: +39
S59 || EDM || GP: 66 || G: 27 || A: 33 || P: 60 || +/-: +17
S60 || EDM || GP: 66 || G: 32 || A: 24 || P: 56 || +/-: +13
S61 || EDM || GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 46 || P: 64 || +/-: +8
S62 || EDM || GP: 66 || G: 26 || A: 25 || P: 51 || +/-: -6
S63 || BAP || GP: 66 || G: 09 || A: 29 || P: 38 || +/-: +55
S64 || BAP || GP: 66 || G: 15 || A: 18 || P: 33 || +/-: +33
CAR || GP: 1,128 || G: 439 || A: 607 || P: 1,046 || +/-: +298
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Playoffs:
S45 || EDM || GP: 18 || G: 01 || A: 00 || P: 01 || +/-: 0
S46 || EDM || GP: 04 || G: 02 || A: 00 || P: 02 || +/-: 0
S47 || EDM || GP: 06 || G: 02 || A: 03 || P: 05 || +/-: +2
S48 || EDM || GP: 05 || G: 01 || A: 01 || P: 02 || +/-: -5
S49 || EDM || GP: 23 || G: 06 || A: 14 || P: 20 || +/-: +4
S50 || EDM || GP: 06 || G: 02 || A: 04 || P: 06 || +/-: 0
S51 || EDM || GP: 16 || G: 12 || A: 09 || P: 21 || +/-: +5
S52 || EDM || GP: 06 || G: 00 || A: 02 || P: 02 || +/-: -5
S53 || EDM || GP: 17 || G: 05 || A: 15 || P: 20 || +/-: +4
S54 || EDM || GP: 06 || G: 01 || A: 02 || P: 03 || +/-: 0
S55 || EDM || GP: 11 || G: 00 || A: 09 || P: 09 || +/-: -2
S56 || EDM || GP: 19 || G: 05 || A: 12 || P: 17 || +/-: -2
S57 || EDM || GP: 07 || G: 00 || A: 02 || P: 02 || +/-: -2
S58 || EDM || GP: 12 || G: 03 || A: 06 || P: 09 || +/-: -4
S59 || EDM || GP: 10 || G: 09 || A: 08 || P: 17 || +/-: +10
S60 || EDM || GP: 10 || G: 06 || A: 02 || P: 08 || +/-: -1
S61 || EDM || GP: 14 || G: 03 || A: 06 || P: 09 || +/-: -2
S62 || EDM || GP: 04 || G: 00 || A: 02 || P: 02 || +/-: -2
S63 || BAP || GP: 17 || G: 01 || A: 06 || P: 07 || +/-: +4
S64 || BAP || GP: 11 || G: 02 || A: 06 || P: 08 || +/-: +4
CAR || GP: 222 || G: 61 || A: 109 || P: 170 || +/-: +6
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Transactions:
S43: Drafted 25th Overall by Edmonton Blizzard
S43: Signed to a 3 season $3 million contract
S45: Called up to the SHL
S45: Signed 3 season $9 million extension
S49: Signed 13 season $52 million extension
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Team Awards:
S45: Challenge Cup Champions (EDM)
S49: Challenge Cup Champions (EDM)
S49: IIHF Gold Medal Winner (GER)
S50: IIHF Silver Medal Winner (GER)
S51: Western Conference Champions (EDM)
S53: Western Conference Champions (EDM)
S57: IIHF Bronze Medal Winner (GER)
S58: IIHF Bronze Medal Winner (GER)
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Personal Awards/Nominations:
S49: 1st Team All-Star
S51: 1st Team All-Star (Unanimous)
S51: Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner
S51: Ron Mexico Trophy Winner
S51: Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner
S51: Joe McKeil Trophy Winner
S51: Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S51: Anton Razov Trophy Nominee
S52: IIHF Leading Scorer
S53: 2nd Team All-Star
S53: Anton Razov Trophy Nominee
S54: 1st Team All-Star
S54: Ron Mexico Trophy Nominee
S55: 2nd Team All-Star
S55: Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S55: Joe McKeil Trophy Winner
S57: 3rd Team All-Star
S59: IIHF Top-Forward Finalist



Tony Pepperoni || LW/C || Colorado Raptors || 350 TPE
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SMJHL Stats:
S42 || COL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 17 || P: 32 || +/-: +13
S43 || COL || GP: 50 || G: 10 || A: 19 || P: 29 || +/-: -5
S44 || COL || GP: 38 || G: 11 || A: 21 || P: 32 || +/-: +5
S44 || DET || GP: 12 || G: 08 || A: 03 || P: 11 || +/-: +7
CAR || GP: 150 || G: 44 || A: 60 || P: 104 || +/-: +20
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Playoff Stats:
S42 COL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 1 || P: 1 || +/-: -1
S43 COL || GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -4
S44 DET || GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -2
CAR || GP: 18 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || +/-: -7
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S42: Drafted 33rd overall in S42 SMJHL Draft to Colorado
S42: Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner
S44: Named Captain of Colorado Raptors
S44: Traded from COL to DET

EDM All-Time Leader in Goals, Assists and Points

First thing I do when I wake up is take in a hearty breakfast at any number of Hamilton's fine restaurants. Whether it's crispy bacon and eggs, biscuits and gravy, or just a good ol' fashioned waffle, I have to start the day with a good meal. Then on game days, I always eat two scoops of ice cream right after breakfast to get my mind right. You've gotta get locked in early on game days and there's nothing that gives me focus quite like a couple of scoops of delicious ice cream. After that, it's to the rink for game day prep. I have to go over the final game plan with the coaching staff and get in a nice pre-game skate to get the blood flowing. If it's an off day, I'm typically headed straight from breakfast back to my house for a mid-morning nap and then I can probably be found reading or spending time with my dog the rest of the afternoon. I like to put the REST in rest days and really make sure I get my body right and healed up for the next game. But no matter what day it is or what all I have planned, I try to enjoy each day as it comes and always keep perspective on the important things in life. Like Hamilton hockey!

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Dogwood Maple || C || Toronto North Stars|| Team Sweden || TPE: 1620

Name: Dogwood Maple

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 197

Number: 31

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SHL Regular Season

SEASON      TEAM       GP       G       A         P        +/-       H      SB  

    S60    |    HAM    |   66   |  11  |  29  |  40  |  +34  |  71  |  60   

    S61    |    HAM    |   66   |  11  |  33  |  44  |  +45  |  91  |  50 

    S62    |    HAM    |   66   |  8    |  36  |  44  |  +24  |  96  |  65  

    S63    |    HAM    |   66   |  15  |  32  |  47  |  +43  |  84  |  73 

PBE PT

Cal Juice
Tomas Zadina
Brady McIntyre

Being a sim would be pretty cool, I could shit and piss where I please. This is a major advantage that I think many people would underestimate. I could shit and piss tactically in piles under the goalie so they would always slip in my poop and then be disgusted, thus also being distracted meaning more easy goals for Baltimore platoon. In addition I could push my body to the extremes for training, one of my go-to would be getting into a pool and then removing the ladder. This would allow me to swim much more than I would normally be comfortable with, right up until the point of utter exhaustion and death by drowning. Then I would add the stairs back, meaning I get the maximum stamina training and I still get to live. What a great life. Also not that this changes but I would also never do the dishes, this is true in reality as well but just wanted to clarify that this aspect would stay the same in both realities.

Valentin Kalashnikov || D || Baltimore Platoon || 2106 TPE

6'3'' || 225 lbs || Grozny, Russian Federation

S52 SMJHL Entry Draft 5th Overall (Halifax Raiders)

S53 SHL Draft 12th Overall (Tampa Bay Barracuda)

S52 WJC IIHF Champion (UCORCAL)

S53 WJC IIHF Bronze (UCORCAL)

S55 WJC IIHF Champion (UCORCAL)

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SMJHL Season Stats

Szn || Team || GP ||  G||  A||  P|| +/- || HIT || SHB || TOI ||

S52 || HFX  || 50 ||  4|| 11|| 14 ||  -7 ||  85 ||  47 || 1093|| 

S53 || MET || 50 ||  9|| 14|| 23 ||  -13 ||  166 ||  85 || 23:20 ||

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Playoffs Stats

Szn || Team || GP  || G || A || P || +/- || HIT || SHB || TOI ||

S52 || HFX  || 6/6 || 0 || 4 || 4 ||  +2 ||  12 ||  5 || 127 ||

S53 || MET  || DNQ || 0 || 0 || 0 ||  0 ||  0 ||  0 || 0 ||

        

What I would do if I was in the Sim pretty much just do my normal stuff you know wake up eat breakfast then I would go workout get up head to the facility to go practice practice then I would go to meeting study playbook and meetings player meetings then I go to my second workout do my second workout eat my second meal then I would go to my second meeting this is the position meeting where it's all just defensive players and then after that go home eat some more food maybe drink a beer or two talk to my wife hang out with my kids and then eventually go to bed. I don't have anything crazy that I could really say that would go into this point task The point task was still kind of confusing to me like are you talking Sims like the video game or you talking about the same like the simulation that we play or are you talking about something else It still look confusing

https://probaseballexperience.jcink.net/...ntry356240

Austin Roenick | RW | TPE: 1570
Jersey #58
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 210 lbs
Player Type: Sniper
Birthplace: Ireland
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Accomplishments
S46 SMJHL Draft: 11th overall
S47 SHL Draft: 13th overall

Leafer Rielly | RW | WKP | TPE: 1750 | Retired
Jersey #85
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 190 lbs
Player Type: Playmaker
Birthplace: Ireland
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S31 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:2   | A:0   | P:2  | ±:-1   | PIM: 5
S32 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:10 | A:19 | P:29 | ±:16 | PIM: 12
S33 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:15 | A:15 | P:30 | ±:4 | PIM: 6
S34 | SMJHL | KEL | GP: 50 | G:27 | A:39 | P:65 | ±:20| PIM: 10
Total | GP: 200 | G: 54 | A: 73 | P: 127 | ±: 39
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S31 | SMJHL | KEL | (Win Championship) | GP: 10 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0   | ±: -1| PIM: 0
S32 | SMJHL | KEL | (Win Championship) | GP: 10| G: 3| A: 0 | P: 3 | ±: -3 | PIM: 4
S33 | SMJHL | KEL | (Finals) | GP: 20 | G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| ±: -4| PIM: 8
S33 | SMJHL | KEL | (1st round) | GP: 6 | G: 4| A: 3| P: 7| ±: 5| PIM: 7
Total | GP: 46 | G: 13 | A: 10 | P: 23 | ±: -3
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S35 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | ±: -4 | PIM: 6
S36 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 16 | P: 25 | ±: 2 | PIM: 8
S37 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 14 | A: 1| I P: 30 | ±: 3 | PIM: 8
S38 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 3 | P: 40 | ±: 15 | PIM: 17
S39 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 31 | P: 46 | ±: 5 | PIM: 45
S40 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 28 | P: 47 | ±: 1 | PIM: 40
S41 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM:
S42 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM:
S43 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM:
S44 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM:
S45 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM:
S46 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM:
Total | GP: 300 | G: 74 | A: 127 | P: 201 | ±: +22
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S35 | SHL | WKP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | ±: -1 | PIM: 0
S36 | SHL | WKP | No Playoffs
S37 | SHL | WKP | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | ±: -1 | PIM: 4
S38 | SHL | WKP | No Playoffs
S39 | SHL | WKP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | ±: -5 | PIM: 0
S40 | SHL | WKP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | ±: -3 | PIM: 6
S41 | SHL | WKP | GP:  | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM:
S42 | SHL | WKP | GP:  | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM:
S43 | SHL | WKP | GP:  | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM:
S44 | SHL | WKP | GP:  | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM:
S45 | SHL | WKP | GP:  | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM:
S46 | SHL | WKP | GP:  | G:  | A:  | P:  | ±:  | PIM:
Total | GP: 27 | G: 6 | A: 7 | P: 13 | ±: -10
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Accomplishments:
WINNINGEST PLAYER IN SHL HISTORY
x3 Challenge Cup Champion
x2 Four-Star Cup Champion
x4 IIHF Gold
Silver Medal
x2 Bronze Medal
x3 SMJHLFS Champion

Kaapo Kampainen wakes up on gameday and he really has to go to the bathroom. Instead of going to the toilet adjacent to his bedroom, he goes all the way down to the basement. He nearly has an accident in the middle of the living room, but shaking his hands up in the air does the trick. After he finally went to the bathroom, he hops on his threadmill because you have to pump up your physical attributes if you want to be the Blizzard captain one day. Then, he goes to the fridge and starts cooking an omelet. Once he's done, instead of eating at the dinner table, he goes to eat on the bathroom counter you know, like everyone does. When he's done, he puts his plate on the floor in the middle of the living room, because the maid will take care of that anyway. After that he drives his car to the arena where he does a quick 360 to change into his hockey gear and he's now ready to play hockey all day!

Kaapo Kampainen | C | S57 | Peak TPE: 2026 | Winnipeg Aurora | Finland

----------SHL Stats----------

---Regular Season---

S60 | EDM | | 66 GP | 8G | 23A | 31PTS | -12 | 27PIM | 115 SOG | 28 GvA | 18 TkA | 83 SB | 18:09 TOI

S61 | EDM | | 66 GP | 14G | 24A | 38PTS | -8 | 41PIM | 167 SOG | 38 GvA | 17 TkA | 80 SB | 18:50 TOI

S62 | EDM | | 66 GP | 12G | 37A | 49PTS | -15 | 28PIM | 162 SOG | 33 GvA | 16 TkA | 86 SB | 20:57 TOI

S63 | EDM | | 66 GP | 13G | 38A | 51PTS | -17 | 16PIM | 169 SOG | 44 GvA | 35 TkA | 90 SB | 21:32 TOI

S64 | EDM | | 66 GP | 17G | 36A | 53PTS | -10 | 10PIM | 191 SOG | 40 GvA | 32 TkA | 66 SB | 21:37 TOI

S65 | EDM | | 66 GP | 14G | 48A | 62PTS | -18 | 10PIM | 206 SOG | 31 GvA | 42 TkA | 89 SB | 22:01 TOI

S66 | WPG | | 66 GP | 27G | 44A | 71PTS | +23 | 36PIM | 212 SOG | 65 GvA | 40 TkA | 48 SB | 20:58 TOI

S67 | WPG | | 66 GP | 25G | 54A | 79PTS | +33 | 37PIM | 235 SOG | 40 GvA | 38 TkA | 28 SB | 21:31 TOI

S68 | WPG | | 66 GP | 29G | 29A | 58PTS | +40 | 12PIM | 214 SOG | 59 GvA | 30 TkA | 31 SB | 18:39 TOI

S69 | WPG | | 66 GP | 19G | 40A | 59PTS | +44 | 8PIM | 124 SOG | 36 GvA | 39 TkA | 29 SB | 18:04 TOI

S70 | WPG | | 66 GP | 38G | 30A | 68PTS | +54 | 38PIM | 223 SOG | 41 GvA | 34 TkA | 36 SB | 17:16 TOI

Career | 726 GP | 216G | 403A | 619PTS | +114 | 263 PIM | 2018 SOG | 455 GvA | 344 TkA | 666 SB

---Playoffs---

S60 | EDM | | 10 GP | 3G | 0A | 3PTS | -7 | 6PIM | 15 SOG | 2 GvA | 2TkA | 12SB | 18:51 TOI

S61 | EDM | | 14 GP | 3G | 5A | 8PTS | +6 | 4PIM | 26 SOG | 10 GvA | 3TkA | 13 SB | 20:44 TOI

S62 | EDM | | 4 GP | 1G | 2A | 3PTS | -1 | 0PIM | 8 SOG | 4 GvA | 5TkA | 9 SB | 22:13 TOI

S63 | EDM | | 4 GP | 0G | 1A | 1PT | -9 | 0PIM | 5 SOG | 2 GvA | 0TkA | 11 SB | 20:59 TOI

S64 | EDM | | 6 GP | 1G | 1A | 2PTS | +2 | 2PIM | 11 SOG | 6 GvA | 2TkA | 8 SB | 22:58 TOI

S65 | EDM | | 4 GP | 1G | 1A | 2PTS | -6 | 0PIM | 9 SOG | 6 GvA | 0TkA | 5 SB | 21:55 TOI

S66 | WPG | | 5 GP | 0G | 3A | 3PTS | -4 | 0PIM | 8 SOG | 4 GvA | 3TkA | 2 SB | 22:27 TOI

S67 | WPG | | 15 GP | 7G | 11A | 18PTS | +6 | 2PIM | 38 SOG | 13 GvA | 11 TkA | 9 SB | 20:52 TOI

S68 | WPG | | 10 GP | 3G | 4A | 7PTS | +1 | 8PIM | 34 SOG | 5 GvA | 6 TkA | 4 SB | 20:25 TOI

S69 | WPG | | 24 GP | 3G | 11A | 14PTS | -3 | 8PIM | 30 SOG | 15 GvA | 12 TkA | 20 SB | 19:23 TOI

S70 | WPG | | 22 GP | 6G | 9A | 15PTS | +1 | 12PIM | 83 SOG | 20 GvA | 8 TkA | 14 SB | 17:34 TOI

Career | 118 GP | 28G | 48A | 76PTS | -14 | 42 PIM | 267 SOG | 87 GvA | 52 TkA | 107 SB

----------SMJHL Stats----------

---Regular Season---

S56 | ANA | | 28 GP | 2G | 1A | 3PTS | -9 | 4PIM | 21SOG | 10 GvA | 8TkA | 25SB | 11:11 TOI

S57 | ANA | | 66 GP | 13G | 21A | 34PTS | -11 | 31PIM | 115SOG | 32GvA | 33TkA | 79SB | 17:08 TOI

S58 | ANA | | 66 GP | 11G | 24A | 35PTS | -17 | 10PIM | 127SOG | 12GvA | 48TkA | 76SB | 18:43 TOI

S59 | ANA | | 66 GP | 20G | 23A | 43PTS | -14 | 46PIM | 136SOG | 22GvA | 17TkA | 91SB | 19:41 TOI

Career | 226 GP | 46G | 69A | 115PTS | -51 | 91PIM | 399SOG | 76GvA | 106TkA | 271SB

---Playoffs---

S56 | ANA | | 7 GP | 1G | 1A | 2PTS | -1 | 2PIM | 9SOG | 1 GvA | 4TkA | 3SB | 13:18 TOI

S57 | ANA | | 21 GP | 2G | 4A | 6PTS | +8 | 4PIM | 26SOG | 9GvA | 14TkA | 19SB | 16:42 TOI

S58 | ANA | | 7 GP | 2G | 2A | 4PTS | +1 | 2PIM | 13SOG | 1GvA | 5TkA | 3SB | 18:23 TOI

S59 | ANA | | 4 GP | 0G | 1A | 1PT | -4 | 0PIM | 9SOG | 0GvA | 2TkA | 5SB | 18:50 TOI

Career | 39 GP | 5G | 8A | 13PTS | +4 | 8PIM | 57SOG | 11GvA | 25TkA | 30SB

----------IIHF Stats----------

S61 | 14 GP | 5G | 3A | 8PTS |+2 | 2PIM | 22SOG | 3GvA | 5TkA | 15SB | 12:55 TOI

S62 | 15 GP | 2G | 3A | 5PTS |+4 | 4PIM | 21SOG | 4GvA | 6TkA | 10SB | 12:45 TOI

S63 | 13 GP | 5G | 5A | 10PTS |+6 | 0PIM | 37SOG | 1GvA | 2TkA | 4SB | 14:37 TOI

S64 | 15 GP | 5G | 4A | 9PTS |+1 | 12PIM | 42SOG | 4GvA | 5TkA | 18SB | 18:32 TOI

S65 | 13 GP | 6G | 10A | 16PTS |+7 | 4PIM | 49SOG | 8GvA | 3TkA | 13SB | 18:41 TOI

S66 | 15 GP | 4G | 9A | 13PTS |+1 | 8PIM | 36SOG | 19GvA | 9TkA | 6SB | 17:50 TOI

S67 | 15 GP | 9G | 7A | 16PTS |+5 | 4PIM | 39SOG | 17GvA | 13TkA | 7SB | 19:18 TOI

S68 | 15 GP | 8G | 8A | 16PTS |+4 | 6PIM | 45SOG | 11GvA | 11TkA | 3SB | 18:24 TOI

S69 | 15 GP | 5G | 3A | 8PTS |-5 | 2PIM | 38SOG | 13GvA | 9TkA | 3SB | 17:31 TOI

S70 | 13 GP | 0G | 6A | 6PTS |+3 | 2PIM | 16SOG | 12GvA | 7TkA | 7SB | 15:42 TOI

Career | 143 GP | 49G | 58A | 107PTS | +28 | 44PIM | 345SOG | 82GvA | 70TkA | 86SB

----------WJC Stats----------

S56 | 13 GP | 0G | 0A | 0PTS | -1 | 0PIM | 1SOG | 3GvA | 0TkA | 2SB | 1:45 TOI

S57 | 15 GP | 6G | 5A | 11PTS | +9 | 14PIM | 29SOG | 9GvA | 7TkA | 7SB | 15:46 TOI

S58 | 15 GP | 6G | 8A | 14PTS | +14 | 6PIM | 25SOG | 10GvA | 12TkA | 9SB | 20:45 TOI

S59 | 15 GP | 3G | 10A | 13PTS | +9 | 14PIM | 36SOG | 11GvA | 12TkA | 18SB | 22:13 TOI

Career | 58 GP | 15G | 23A | 38PTS | +31 | 34PIM | 91SOG | 33GvA | 31TkA | 36SB

----------Transactions----------

S56 - Signed as a free agent by the Anaheim Outlaws

S57 - Drafted 27th overall by the New England Wolfpack

S58 - Signed a 2 season / 6.5M extension with the New England Wolfpack

S58 - Traded to the Edmonton Blizzard

S59 - Signed a 3 season / 9M extension with the Edmonton Blizzard

S62 - Signed a 3 season / 15M extension with the Edmonton Blizzard

S65 - Traded to the Winnipeg Aurora. Signed a 4 season / 24M extension

S69 - Signed a 2 season / 10M extension with the Winnipeg Aurora.

----------Awards and Achievements----------

Edmonton Blizzard Assistant Captain (S62-S65)

Anaheim Outlaws Captain (S59)

Anaheim Outlaws Assistant Captain (S58)

3X IIHF Gold Medalist (S62, S64, S66)

1X IIHF Silver Medalist (S68)
2X IIHF Bronze Medalist (S61, S67)

2X WJC Gold Medalist (S57, S58)

1X WJC Silver Medalist (S59)

2X SMJHL All-Star (S58, S59)

1X Elias Armia Award Nominee - The Commisioners' Award of Excellence (S59)

1X DeMaricus Smith Award Winner - Best WJC Forward (S58) 

Oh baby it’s game day and we’re up and ready to go at 8 am. Start the day off with some bagels imported from Montreal, slap some cream cheese on it and get some fruit going on the side. Then it’s time for the morning skate and I hit the rink, snipe on Suzuki a couple times (gotta keep Mat’s confidence in tact) then it’s off to the sauna. Get a quick workout in and then it’s home for a lil nap time. Squeeze in some netflix because god forbid I get even further behind on watching Schitts Creek. Get up, hoover down some pasta that my personal chef made me then it’s off to the rink for the game. Walk in, Corey’s in there - Ew, David. Get on the ice, get a couple tucks, call my mom after and then it’s goodnight jim kite we run it back again tomorrow. Just another day in the life of Martijn Westbroek.

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One day I was living peacefully in a mansion in the Newfoundland Sims world, and then the next day, I got punted over to Edmonton's Sims world and my life got turned upside down.

I guess the move was a bit of a hasty one, as I got one of the three smallest houses in the neighborhood alongside Gabriel Johnson and Andrei Kostitsyn, fellow recent acquisitions by the Blizzard. All we really had in our houses was a bed, a bathtub, a sink, a toilet, a fridge and a table and chair. Guess the team didn't have much money to spend on our new houses, but Andrei hasn't allowed us to visit his house yet. Maybe he's hiding a decked out pad inside. 

Anyways, Gabe and I usually carpool to the rink, aka he picks me up since I'm too poor to have a car. The time usually depends on if it's for practice or for a game, but oddly that's really all I can remember doing in a day. Is there more to life than taking care of basic needs and playing hockey? Maybe one day I'll become a main character in this world instead of a side character.

[S72] - D - Cheeks Klapanen

Klapanen Update Thread

Sims? I dont play sims? I play real games like Europa Universalis 4 where you CONQUER THE WORLD! but whatever I will give this PT a try

If I was a sim, id probably be the sim that just walks into people's houses, lights them on fire, and takes their stuff. I dont know, I'm a bit of a psychopath like that. You cant blame me, the most sim videos ive ever watched is from Call Me Kevin and Gray Still Plays, the only way I know how to play this game is to be a murderous lunatic. Plus I dont know, it would just be fun. living life with no rules, kind of just walking into people's houses and eating their food. wrecking things and then just leaving. I dont know, does that count as sim related? Much like my life on the ice, in the sims world, I would fuck shit up. there, I made it tie in somehow

Xavier Doom is quite overachiever in his sim environment. He wakes up quite early to go for a jog, to get the blood flowing. When he comes home, he takes a shower and makes his bed. After that, he cooks himself some breakfast. After eating, he plays with his dog for a short time before having to go to the rink for practice. When he gets home, he’s usually working out yet again in his workout gym at home. Doom feels like he needs to do as much work as he can to make it to the next level. After another shower, he’ll read the newspaper in the evening. Doom will then proceed to do 2 chores a night before he goes to bed. Sometimes it’s laundry. Sometimes he cleans the kitchen, others he chooses the bathroom. He vacuums himself because he doesn’t trust a Roomba. He then will read a couple chapters in his book before allowing himself to watch some tv or dance to music. He’ll proceed to go bed after this to repeat it tomorrow. (178)

Joe Kurczewski ll New Orleans Specters GM ll 1679 TPE

Drafted 12th overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S31 SHL Entry Draft
Drafted 22nd Overall to STL in the SMJHL S30 Entry Draft
Named Assistant Captain of the Scarecrows for S30
Named Captain of the Scarecrows for S31 and S32
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S31
Traded to Montreal at the S32 Trade Deadline
Named STL Scarecrows Co-GM
Won the S32 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S34
Won the S39 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Won the S40 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S40 Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP as voted by the awards committee)
Won the S40 Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP as voted by the players)
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S40.
Won the S42 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S42 Jeff Dar Trophy for Best Two-Way Forward
Won the S42 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
Won the S44 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Traded in the S44/S45 offseason to the Edmonton Blizzard for an S46 1st Round Pick
Won the S45 Challenge Cup with the Edmonton Blizzard
Won the S45 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarerows
Was awarded one of the two expansion franchises for S46 (New Orleans Specters)
 SHL STATS

Regular Season
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S33: 50 GP - 6 G - 9 A - 15 PTS
S34: 50 GP - 14 G - 14 A - 28 PTS
S35: 50 GP - 14 G - 12 A - 26 PTS
S36: 50 GP - 23 G - 29 A - 52 PTS
S37: 50 GP - 28 G - 29 A - 57 PTS
S38: 50 GP - 25 G - 21 A - 46 PTS
S39: 50 GP - 17 G - 30 A - 47 PTS
S40: 50 GP - 29 G - 37 A - 66 PTS
S41: 50 GP - 25 G - 38 A - 63 PTS
S42: 50 GP - 18 G - 35 A - 53 PTS
S43: 50 GP - 17 G - 35 A - 52 PTS
S44: 50 GP - 21 G - 24 A - 45 PTS
S45: 50 GP - 22 G - 37 A - 59 PTS
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Career: 650 GP - 259 G - 350 A - 609 PTS

Playoffs:
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S32: 2 GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S33: 16 GP - 6 G - 3 A - 9 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to NEW 4-2)

S34: Did Not Qualify
S35: 13 GP - 7 G - 4 A - 11 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to POR 4-3)
S36: 11 GP - 5 G - 7 A - 12 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to TEX 4-0)
S37: 7 GP - 5 G - 8 A - 13 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to SEA 4-3)
S38: 17 GP - 10 G - 11 A - 21 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to MAN 4-2)
S39: 4 GP - 1 G  - 1 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to LAP 4-0)
S40: 19 GP - 6 G - 18 A - 24 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S41: 6 GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S42: 16 GP - 10 G - 15 A - 25 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S43: 6 GP - 5 G - 3 A - 8 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S44: 5 GP - 0 G - 2 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to EDM 4-1)
S45: 18 GP - 9 G - 10 A - 19 PTS(Won Challenge Cup)
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Totals: 138 GP - 68 G - 84 A - 152 PTS

SMJHL STATS
Regular Season:

S30: 50 GP - 13 G - 13 A - 26 PTS 
S31: 50 GP - 17 G - 21 A - 38 PTS
S32: STL: 42 GP - 14 G - 7 A - 21 PTS
S32: MTL: 8 GP - 2 G - 2 A - 4 PTS 
S32: TOT: 50 GP - 16 G - 9 A - 25 PTS
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Playoffs: 
 
S30: 7GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS
S31: 4GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS
S32: 4GP - 3 G - 1 A - 4 PTS


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Grapefruit Lizard || Center || 260 TPE || St. Louis Scarecrows
Height: 6'11"

Weight: 300 Lbs.

Jersey Number: 11

Birthplace: Norway

In an average day of the simulation legend ambacas cuddles is a fuckin sick one if you ask me. First thing i do when i wake up is go out into the woods and have a little picnic with my epic sim girlfriend. We have some berries maybe some bluberries and radpberries amd some strawberries as well. Then we take a shit ton of shrooms out in the woods. So as we’re sitting out here trippin our asses off in the woods and shit out of jowhere michael fitted shows up out of nowhere now i don’t know if that was all in my head but man i couldnt believe it mike fitted the goat is at my picnic. He tood me about how the earth was flat and it all made sense now i truly understood how badly we had been hoodwinked our whole lives so yes the earth is flat you globers are so silly @Fitted2106

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!

Teddy Cuddles  |  RW  | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame
Player Type : Two Way Forward
Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19
Number: 79
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA
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Regular Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4
S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1
S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10
S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18
S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10
S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7
S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4
S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9
S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9
S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9
S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8
S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7
S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1
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Post Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1
S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3
S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7
S38 | EDM | Did not qualify
S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1
S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2
S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1
S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1
S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8
S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5
S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2
S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0
S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2
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Awards and Achievements:
S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP
S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward
S40 | Gold Medal Winner
S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner
S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits
S45 | Challenge Cup Champion
S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S45 | Silver Medal Winner
S46 | 1st Team All Star
S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee
S46 | Jef Darr Nominee
S47 | Jef Darr Nominee
S49 | Challenge Cup Champion
S49 | Anton Razov Nominee
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Draft/Signing/Trade History:
S35 | Signed to STL
S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall
S36 | Traded to Edmonton


Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda

Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM