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S61 mPT #2- Simulation Heist League 2: Electric Boogaluke
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#76
08-30-2021, 03:10 PM

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Your task: Describe how you will defend your cash from these thieves that want to take your glorious money. Hire guards, lay traps? It's time to go full evil mastermind. The more convoluted the better!

The only issue I see is keeping the Calgary Charge card away from @Katth who takes the locker room night shift and likes to substitute fresh and #delicious juice with lots of beer. This liquor intake may or may not be good for the well being of our franchise.

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#77
08-30-2021, 03:12 PM

08-30-2021, 01:49 PMDrunkenTeddy Wrote: I have a bit of an advantage here, since I manage the server and can make changes to the bank code if I had to... So I would edit the bank code and make it so withdraws from my account were blocked to all users but me. EZ PZ, suck it thiefs!

Why you don't go all Office Space and embezzle a fraction of a penny from every transaction I'll never know...











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#78
08-30-2021, 03:17 PM

Jokes on you, I am one of the robbers.

Your funds will be seized as part of the glorious Czech struggle, your property is now forfeit and if you attempt to stop us we will have no mercy.
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#79
08-30-2021, 03:30 PM

I will hire so many guards, it will not even be funny. Who should I hire? I will hire the biggest and baddest people that the SHL has to offer. Who is going to take my money now?

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#80
08-30-2021, 03:53 PM

Jonny Tsunami is rich? Jonny Tsunami will give this money to the poor. He does not need $400million. He probably needs like what? $100 million at most to pay for the rest of his trainings and equipment to see the rest of his career? if this is the case, Jonny Tsunami will give that heist crew $200 million of his riches, and give another $100 million to his team for them to distribute as necessary.

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#81
08-30-2021, 03:53 PM

I would message SHL Head Office and tell them of their plan, so they don't think I'm involved. I would win in this situation for sure. They wouldn't think of anything other, right? Traps are pretty nice option aswell, I think. I would tell them that these PT's are weird and I feel in some kind of GTA 5 roleplay not hockey simleague...

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#82
08-30-2021, 03:59 PM

Just take enough money to be rich for the rest of your life then run away, severing all ties with HO. Can't steal from you if you don't exist in their eyes.



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#83
08-30-2021, 04:28 PM

The problem with defending your stash during a heist is that you've got to have a stash to defend. Dobby simply does not. Therefore, Dobby will go about his normal life and not worry about all this. In fact, Dobby might try to join in on some of the heist-ing. Is that a word?
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#84
08-30-2021, 04:43 PM

It is so easy to defend my money on a situation like this. By the league standards, i am poor as f*ck, so i would simply redirect the robbers to greener pastures bank wise.
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#85
08-30-2021, 05:09 PM

Obviously select a place that has high ground. Set up sensors to detect people well before they reach the castle, allowing time to snipe these silly invaders before they can even reach the door. If they do reach the door, well, 10,000 rats willl be unleashed on them.

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#86
08-30-2021, 05:37 PM

I would tell them that I am very sad and need someone to talk to and begin telling them about th sadness life style and embodying pepe the frog. This will robbers preoccupied. If that doesn't work just put explosives on the safes like Mr.Krabs did to plankton .

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#87
08-30-2021, 06:15 PM

I'll just hire @Titan. If you don't recall, Titan is old. Old people get cranky real quick. Once they get cranky, I'd like to see you get past them! No heist crew will be able to get to my money as long as Titan is guarding it. There IS the possibility that he just gives my money away tho Undecided

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#88
08-30-2021, 06:24 PM

My plan will be to stand still and blink slowly. Because I got no money baby. If anything, these users doing the heist will be giving me money after they rob Luke and Rich.

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#89
08-30-2021, 06:32 PM

In solidarity with my working class comrades, I will buy several blocks of medium-cost apartment buildings and furnish them using my vast, delicious wealth. I will then allow citizens to move in, and form their own tenant commonwealth, and ensure they pay for nothing besides the upkeep of the building.

Then, I will buy whatever land is next door to that, destroy whatever is standing there, and create an urban garden for my citizens commune.
I will ensure the local hospitals and schools are well-funded, and build more of whatever is required.

My wealth will be carefully hidden in the steadily rising GDP of the city, and no one will ever be able to find it! It's the perfect plan!

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#90
08-30-2021, 07:57 PM

The answer is simple: I would look in the S61 and S62 rookie discords to find the biggest TPE whores I can find, desperate to make a few bucks. Starting with @"jay2233", I would hire them as guards for my cash. Nothing is more dangerous than a desperate and focused rookie trying to build their own bank. Dropping 10 million each is nothing to me, but that's a huge chunk of change for these new people. I consider it an investment in protecting my enormous wealth (in this scenario I'm rich rich instead of my current SHL rich)

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