I am going to keep all of my money in a room guarded by an entire gang of silverback gorillas. Obviously no one is getting through that to get any of my money.
I stole that money fair and square, screw these wanna be robin hoods my base is loaded with camera ls and traps and no I'm not going into specifics because I know they are reading this.
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no one can steal my money if i lose it all in the casino. for the first and only time, id throw my cash in the casino and promptly lose everything betting the over on manhattan.
I think the best strategy in this situation would be to tell all the people that are planning this heist. A two- letter word called no and hope they get the message of not doing it.
If I was going to protect my money, I would just make a security system that can only be unlocked by doing math problems. no one knows how to do fucking math anymore, y'all dumb
Being Swiss, this almost feel like a freebie for my player. Just stash your load of money in a Swiss bank - they'll hire the security crew, and you have a full insurance policy against robberies. I'd love to see any hockey player go against them.
In order to protect my money I would hire @goldenglutes Guy Zheng to protect my money because nobody in their right mind would want to fight a guy named Guy in hand to hand or ranged combat.
I would put together an anti heist team that would be able to destroy the chances of any would be heisters before they even had a chance. I would convince some of the heisters to join my anti heist team so I would know the heist teams plans and be able to counter them perfectly.
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I pay LukeTD 300 million to get a nice little fire wall to protect my hard earned money, yes it would suck to lose money to spending it on protection, but any money kept from thieves is better than no money after all.
I don’t need the shl bucks but I love chaos so I’d trap the IDIOTS trying to take my money and make them fight to the death tournament style under the premise that the winner gets half of my money. When the winner emerges I will kill him with a super man punch right to the solar plexus.
I would simply keep a container out of sight and out of mind so my forgetful self could not spill the beans on the location of said cash, but the gamble is I will also forget where it is
I would hide my money inside of a safe. But not just any safe.. a safe house that I could live in alongside my money.
You can then assure no one takes it.
Honestly i dont know if anything i would do would help. My player has so many giveaways each season that what ever i did would probably end up helping the robbers get the money rather than hinder them