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S63 mPT #4: Evil Plan

We begin our investigation into the evil genius of Simon Tremblay and Francis H. Manager by finding them inside their ice cold lair. They have heard talk of a Simulation Hockey League and wish to make sure none like them exist ever again.

ST: You see Francis, the first thing we need to do is get sharks. And put laser beams on their heads. Then, we put the sharks under the ice. Once the game begins, we shut off the temperature controls and as the ice melts all the players will be attacked by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.

FHM: Wouldn't it be much easier, old chum, to just go to the Head Office department and force them to insist on rules designating that players can actually become injured. Whatever technology they currently possess that prevents such occurrences is a travesty to the bloody sport of ice hockey.

ST: Can I bring the sharks with laser beams on their heads?

FHM: Yes Simon. Yes you can.

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The evil plan was to get rid of regression and have players live forever. I got in and changed it so you lose 50% of your TPE after 10 seasons, and 50% for each season after that. Players will now barely make it 13 seasons. Your welcome, shl.

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the plan is to force us back to the STHS engine once AWil becomes the new commish of the SHL? How do you stop it? You don't just let it happen and relish the memories this place has given us

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I do not know who any of these people are. I assume the play to destroy the SHL is to destroy the internet and to do that they would just unplug it, I would stop it by plugging it back in

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Simon's plan is whatever the opposite of parity is. Super teams only and if you are not on one of these teams then you will loose all interest in the league and go IA.

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Turn off the internet. Literally, they killed it by making all of us use “snail mail”. It’s never going to be the same again. We’ll chat in 3-7 business days.

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Stop it, Why would I stop them from finally finishing off the SHL. I think most of us who have been around for a while would welcome the sweet release of the 404 error that Simon and Francis would unleash on the league.

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With the help of their minion Patty they’re slowly going to drain TPE from the league until we’re all shriveled up corpses and have to go outside. You don’t stop it - you welcome it. Then explode into ashes in the sunlight.

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There is no such plans, stop being silly. Simon Tremblay is not even real, nothing to worry about. There never has been a conspiracy to make the SHL be french only, that's not even a thing

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The plan is to make us think there is a master plan so we scramble to do something. So I will just sit back and wait for their first move.

I don’t stop it. Simon takes over the SHL and instead of doing anything the owners make him commissioner. Classic SHL…. Always with the drama and unfair punishments.

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This plan is to sow seeds of dissent amongst the SHL GMs so as to completely incentivize them into complaining about the League and thus destroying everything through excessive negativity. However I have no idea how to stop this

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The plan is to ban all of the good players in the league and the trick is that I would not stop them so i become a good player in the SHL.







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Simon's plan is to slowly translate the entire SHL to only french so that Quebec takes over the entire site and all english speakers leave forever. I don't plan on stopping this plan.

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The plan is to make all the GMs say awful things to HO in dms. Once all thr GMs are suspended nobody will be running the teams. I do not stop the plan from happening.


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