His plan is to simply become the SHL commissioner by gaining our trust, getting access to the back end and destroying the whole database. Our plan to stop it? Just have me be commissioner, trust me bro.

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1. Team Canada , Benjamin Wong 1 (Jay McDonald) at 8:49

first ever Canadian Olympic goal

First step is to lure them into the Hamilton Steelhawks arena and pretend I'm there to help with their plan. Then, I pull out some massive heaters to instantly melt the ice. THEN, I crank the A/C down and freeze the would-be saboteurs permanently in our ice.

Dogwood Maple || C || Toronto North Stars|| Team Sweden || TPE: 1620

Name: Dogwood Maple

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 197

Number: 31

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SHL Regular Season

SEASON      TEAM       GP       G       A         P        +/-       H      SB  

    S60    |    HAM    |   66   |  11  |  29  |  40  |  +34  |  71  |  60   

    S61    |    HAM    |   66   |  11  |  33  |  44  |  +45  |  91  |  50 

    S62    |    HAM    |   66   |  8    |  36  |  44  |  +24  |  96  |  65  

    S63    |    HAM    |   66   |  15  |  32  |  47  |  +43  |  84  |  73 

Simon Tremblay angry at SHL for switching away from his sim engine hacks the shl and gives everyone equal admin powers somehow and the ability to ban anyone they want with no trace being left behind.

Adam Kylrad || LW || Retired
Name:Adam Kylrad
Age: 20
Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian
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Career Statistics
S11 PGF/CHI: GP:38 , G:6 , A:3 , P:9 , +/-:-23 , PIMS:22 , H:70 , SB:10
S12 LAP: GP: 50, G:15, A:14, P:29, +/-:0, PIMS:6 , H:20 , SB:8
S13 LAP: GP: 45, G:14 A:19 p:33 +/-: -29 PIMS: 6, H: 73 SB: 17
S14 LAP: GP:50 G:28 A:27 P:55 +/-:15 PIMS:20 H:64 SB:21
S15 LAP: GP:50 G:17 A:14 P:31 +/-: -2  PIMS:25 H:39 SB:19
S16 LAP: GP:50 G:24 A:37 P:61 +/-: 24 PIMS:0 H:10 SB:8
S17 LAP GP:50 G:12 A:20 P:32 +/-:16 H: 10 PIMS:0 SB:6
S18 LAP/MIN GP:50 :G:18 A:18 P:36 +/-:12 H:35 PIMS:12 SB:6  
S19 TOR GP:50 G:26 A:34 P:60 +/-:8 H:109 PIMS:40 SB:12
S20 TOR GP:50 G:14 G:13 P:27 +/-6 H:108 PIMS:18 SB:6
S21 TOR GP:52 G:25 A:24 P:49 +/-13 H:79 PIMS:32 SB:7
S22 TOR/SEA: GP:52 G:14 A:26 P:40 +/- 4 H:52 PIMS:20 SB:12
S23 SEA: GP:52 G:21 A:20 P:41 +/-: -12 H: 122 PIMS: 44 SB: 15
S24 SEA: GP: 52 G:13 A:23 P:36 +/-2 H:99 PIMS:36 SB:11
S25 SEA: GP: 50 G:22: A:28 P:50 +/-:-7 H:97 PIMS:28 SB:18
S26 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:30 P:50 +/-:25 H:7 PIMS:0 SB:5
S27 SEA/TOR GP:50 G:17 A:17 P:34 +/-:-3 H:10 PIMS:2 SB:6
S28 TOR: GP50 G:16: A:17 P:33 +/-9 H:65 PIMS 26 SB:6
S29 TOR: GP 50 G:15 A 13 P 28 +/- -3 H 44 PIMS 27 SB 8
S30 TOR: GP 50 G 10 A 17 P 27 +/- -12 H 26 PIMS 8 SB 8
S31 TOR GP 50 G 13 A 11 P 24 +/- 9 H 10 PIM S9 SB 4
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SHL Career Totals: GP:1003 G:354 A:422 P:776 +/-:75 PIMS:359 H:1079: SB:198
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Playoff Statistics
S11 CHI: GP:6 , G:2 , A:2 , P:4 , +/-:0 , PIMS:4 , H:14 , SB:1
S14 LAP: GP:6 , G:3 , A:1 P:4, +/-:0  PIMS:0, H:5, SB:4
S16 LAP: GP:6 , G:1 , A:1 P:2 +/-:0 PIMS:0 H:0 SB:1
S17 LAP: GP:20 G:8 A:3 P:11 +/-:5 PIMS:4 H:25 SB:4
S18 MIN: GP:20 G:8 A:6 P:14 +/-: -3 PIMS:4 H:17 SB:0
S19 TOR: GP:6 G:2 A:1 P:3 +/- -3 PIMS:6 H:18 SB:1
S20 TOR: GP:6 G:4 A:1 P:5 +/-:4 PIMS:13 H:17 SB:0
S21 TOR: GP:7 G:1 A:2 P:3 +/- -4 PIMS: 2 H:8 SB:1
S22 SEA: GP:4 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-:0 PIMS 4 H:7 SB:1
S23 SEA: GP:14 G:4 A:9 P:13 +/-:3 PIMS:6 H:28 SB:0
S25 SEA: GP:11 G:4 A:2 P:6 +/-: -5 PIMS:4 H:27 SB:2
S26:SEA: GP:16 G:4 A:5 P:9 +/-:-6 PIMS 0 H:4 SB:0
S27 TOR: GP:9 G:2 A:5 P:7+/-:2 PIMS 8 H:9 SB: 0
S28: TOR: GP:5 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/- -2 PIMS 2 H:5 SB:0
S29 TOR GP: 11 G 5 A 2 P 7 +/- -1 PIMS 2 H18 SB 2
S31 TOR GP 12 G 2 A 5 P 12 +/-4 PIMS 0 H 1 SB 0
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SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP:153 G:48 A:51 P:99 +/-:-14 PIMS:55 H:189: SB:16
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Transactions:
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Signed 1-yr/$2mil deal with Prince George
Traded to Chicago
Drafted 12th Overall to LAP, Signed 3-yr/$10mil deal with LAP
Extended 2-yr/$6mill deal with LAP
Extended 2-yr/$6mil deal with LAP
Extended 1-yr/1.5mil deal with LAP
Traded to Minnesota Chiefs
Extended 3-yr/$65mil deal with MIN
Traded to Toronto North Stars
Signed 4 years/20mil deal with Tor
Traded to Seattle Riot
Signed 2-yr/$16mil deal with SEA
Extended like 50 times with sea, traded to TOR
Extended like 50 times with TOR
Robbed a bank
Retired after S31
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Awards:
S11 Named Prince George Firebirds Assistant Captain
S11 Named to Team Canada WJC (BRONZE)
GP:14, G:11, A:6, P:17, +/-: -4, PIMS:12, H:28, SB:5,
S11 Named to NWJHL All Star Game
S12 Named Los Angeles Panthers Assistant Captain  
S12 Named to IHF Team Canada as Water Boy
S12 Named to IHF Team World left team Canada as Water Boy
S13 Named Los Angeles Panthers Captain
S13 Named Vancouver Whalers Co Gm
S14 Named Kelowna Knights GM
S14 Names to IHF Team Canada (WON GOLD)
S14 Winner of the Jeff Dar Trophy
S14 Winner of the Jay Mcdonald Trophy
S14 MVP Nominee
S14 All Star Team
S15 All Star Team
S15 Named to IHF Team Canada (5th)
S17 Won the Challenge Cup
S18 Won gold medal with team Canada
S21 Won gold medal with team Canada
Won like 500 more medals with canada, gmed Canada
Probably did a bunch more legendary stuff
Inducted into the Hall of Fame
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Kyle Kylrad || LW || Winnipeg Jets
Name:Kyle Kylrad
Age: 18
Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian
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Career Statistics
S31 DET: GP:50 , G:15 , A:12 , P:27 , +/-:2 , PIMS:12 , H:40 , SB:12
S32 DET/HFX: GP:49 , G:16 , A:15 , P:31 , +/-:1 , PIMS:14 , H:25 , SB:12
S33 HAM: GP: 50, G:12, A:15, P:27, +/-:3, PIMS:20 , H:84 , SB:5
S34 HAM: GP: 50, G:16 A:14 p:30 +/-: 1 PIMS: 40, H:132 SB: 6
S35 HAM: GP:50 G:17 A:19 P:36 +/-:-7 PIMS:20 H:134 SB:15
S36 SEA: GP:50 G:26 A:31 P:57 +/-:25 PIMS:34 H:122 SB:16
S37 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:22 P:42 +/-:16 PIMS:40 H:160 SB:3
S38 SEA: GP:50 G:23 A:23 P:46 +/-:-8 PIMS:32 H:124 SB:12
S39 WPG: GP:50 G:22 A:18 P:40 +/-:10 PIMS:14 H:97 SB:14
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Daniel Smeb || C || Chicago Syndicate                               
Name: Daniel Smeb
Age: 18
Height: 6'1" Weight:190 lbs Number: 7 Nationality:Korean
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Career Statistics
S45 COL: GP: 50 G:8 A:15 P:23 +/-: 3 PIMS:4 H:15 SB:6
S46 CHI: GP: 50 G:2 A:18 P:20 +/-: 6 PIMS:26 H:37 SB:14
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G:7 A:18 P:25 +/-: -9 PIMS:13 H:21 SB:6
S48 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:13 P:22 +/-: -19 PIMS:6 H:26 SB:10
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G:13 A:21 P:34 +/-:-10 PIMS:9 H:19 SB:20
S50 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:29 P:38 +/-:-14 PIMS:7 H:28 SB:11
S51 CHI: GP: 50 G:19 A:26 P:45 +/-:8 PIMS:34 H:104 SB:10
S52 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:34 P:54 +/-:21 PIMS:7 H:12 SB:19
S53 CHI: GP: 50 G:24 A:22 P:46 +/-:-6 PIMS:36 H:54 SB:15
S54 CHI: GP: 50 G:31 A:39 P:70 +/-:26 PIMS:11 H:44 SB:42
S55 CHI: GP: 50 G:26 A:42 P:72 +/-:31 PIMS:10 H:46 SB:46
S56 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:39 P:59 +/-:26 PIMS:18 H:77 SB:36
S57 CHI: GP: 66 G:30 A:53 P:83 +/-:50 PIMS:22 H:98 SB:45
S58 CHI: GP: 66 G:24 A:44 P:68 +/-:14 PIMS:21 H:144 SB:38
S59 CHI: GP: 66 G:23 A:43 P:66 +/-:45 PIMS:2 H:129 SB:43
S60 CHI: GP: 66 G:19 A:45 P:64 +/-:63 PIMS:8 H:96 SB:11
S61 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:35 P:51 +/-:17 PIMS:10 H:28 SB:1
S62 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:30 P:46 +/-:54 PIMS:28 H:29 SB:3
S63 CHI: GP: 66 G:13 A:25 P:38 +/-:18 PIMS:4 H:98 SB:2
S64 CHI: GP: 66 G:15 A:32 P:47 +/-:14 PIMS:12 H:52: SB:4
S65 CHI: GP: 66 G:12 A:23 P:35 +/-:23 PIMS:18 H:51: SB:2
S66 MIN: GP: 66 G:17 A:36 P:53 +/-:-44 PIMS:34 H:88: SB:16
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SHL Career Totals: GP:1210 G:365 A:667 P:1036 +/-: 193 PIMS:284 H:674 SB:383
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Playoff Statistics
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SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP: G: A: P: +/-: PIMS: H: SB:
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Transactions:
Drafted 54th Overall to COL
Signed 1 yr/$3M deal with COL
Drafted 30th Overall to CHI
Signed 1 yr/$1M deal with CHI
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Awards:
S45: Team World WJC Gold Medal
S50: IIHF Top Forward
S52: 2nd all star team
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Simon Tremblays plan would be to leak a way to break STHS for good, force the league to switch to FHM, an engine that is even more broken than STHS and resembles real hockey about as much as the LCS resembles top league of legends gameplay.

Käri Bärköv || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED  
Age: 18
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 93
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Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
>Number: 93
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Regular Season Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 40 G: 29 A: 25 P: 54 +/-: 21 H: 77 PIM: 42
S11 CHI:   GP: 40 G: 16 A: 14 P: 30 +/-: -39 H: 66 PIM: 10
S12 CGY: GP: 50 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -16 H: 57 PIM: 2
S13 CGY: GP: 50 G: 8 A: 13 P: 21 +/-: 20 H: 34 PIM: 24  
S14 CGY: GP: 50 G: 13 A: 13 P: 26 +/-: 5 H: 73 PIM: 32
S15 CGY: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 31 P: 41 +/-: 5 H: 128 PIM: 54
S16 CGY: GP: 50 G: 19 A: 15 P: 34 +/-: 0 H: 97 PIM: 16
S17 CGY: GP: 50 G: 23 A: 25 P: 48 +/-: +6 H: 136 PIM: 17
S18 CGY: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 21 P: 35  +/-: -11 H: 130 PIM: 32
S19 CGY: GP: 50 G: 16 A: 17 P: 33 +/-: +4 H: 143 PIM: 47
S20 CGY: GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26  P: 46 +/-: +14 H: 113 PIM: 32
S21 CGY: GP: 50 G: 12 A: 19 P: 31 +/-: 4 H: 146 PIM: 76
S22 CGY/EDM: GP: 51 G: 10 A: 12 P: 22 +/-: -7 H: 102
PIM: 43

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Playoff Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 12 G: 6 A: 9 P: 15 +/-: 6 H: 28 PIM: 25 FO: 50.00%
S11 CHI:  GP: 6 G: 5 A: 4 P: 9 +/-: 2 H: 12 PIM: 2
S12 CGY: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 3 H: 4 PIM: 0  
S13 CGY: GP: 11 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/-: 4 H: 6 PIM: 4  
S14 CGY: GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 P: 2 +/-: -3 H: 13 PIM: 10
S15 CGY: GP: 14 G: 2 A: 3 P: 5 +/-: -1 H: 28 PIM: 12
S16 CGY: GP: 11 G: 7 A: 7 P: 14 +/-: 5 H: 29 PIM: 2
S17 CGY: GP: 6 : G: 3 A: 3 P: 6 =/-: +0 H: 26
PIM: 0
S18 CGY: GP: 4 G: 3 A: 0 P: 3 +/-: -1 H: 10 PIM: 0
S19 CGY: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/- 0 H: 16 PIM: 8
S22 CGY: GP: 12 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 6 H:19 PIM: 12
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IHF Statistics:
WJC Finland Season 10: GP: 14 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -13 H: 17 PIM: 4
WJC Finland Season 11: GP:9 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -5 PIM: 2
IHF Finland (career totals): GP: 35 G: 13 A: 19 P: 32 +/-: +4 H: 64  PIM: 8
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[pbl]Transactions:
Signed with Vancouver Whalers for 2 Million
Named Assistant Captain of the Vancouver Whalers
Drafted 22nd overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S11 SHL Entry Draft
Signed 3 year 11 million ELC with Calgary Dragons
Named Assistant Captain of the Chicago Hitmen
Named CO-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
Named CO-GM of the Calgary Dragons
Named Head GM of the Calgary Dragons
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Awards:
S10 NWJHL Championship
S10 IHF WJ Bronze Medal
Season 11 Michael Haan trophy winner for most dedicated player
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 13 JJ Krever award for best GM (shared with Kain Webb)
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 14 JJ Krever runner up
Season 14 IHF Silver Medal
Season 15 Aidan Richan winner
Season 17 First All-Star Team
Season 17 Aidan Richan winner
Season 18 IHF Bronze Medal
Season 18 Damian Littleton Nominee

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Parker Smeb || RD || Chicago Syndicate || 1473 TPE
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 P: 27 +/-: 9 H: 68 SB: 5
S46 COL:  GP: 40 G: 22 A: 19 P: 41 +/-: 2 H: 127 SB: 3
SMJHL Play-Off Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 16 G: 6 A: 4 P: 10 +/-: 8 H: 13 SB: 0
S46 COL: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 0 P: 2  +/-: 1 H: 20 SB: 3
SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 18 P: 28 +/-: -12 H: 138 SB: 11
S48 CHI: 50 G: 8 A: 9 P: 17 +/-: -19 H: 119 SB: 8  
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 20 P: 34 +/-: 5 H: 77 SB: 15
SHL Play-Off Statistics
S47 CHI: GP: 9 G: 1 A: 3 P: 4 +/-: -3 H: 9 SB: 0
International Statistics:
S45 WJ WOR GP: 21 G: 4 A: 5 P: 9 +/-: -1 H: 51 SB: 3
S46 WJ WOR GP: 30 G: 11 A: 7 P: 18 +/-: -5 H: 62 SB: 4
S47 JPN GP: 12 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -4 H: 34 SB: 4
S48 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 3 P: 7 +/-: -9 H: 50 SB: 4
S49 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5 +/-:+2 H: 37 SB: 4
CAREER: GP: 87 G: 28 A: 18 P: 46 +/-: -17 H: 234 SB: 19




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"“HA HA! THIS GAME WILL NEVER END! I POSSESS THE SOUL OF EVERY GOALIE ON TEAM B!! CREW 4 LIFE!! SIGN WITH EDMONTON FOR THE CUP!!!” cackled Belial as he placed a Fedora on his head."
SMJHL Commisioner S17-S26
Calgary Dragons GM S14-S23

The plan both Simon and Francis hatched was to allow Hamilton to break both sims, win every championship and go unpunished for it. The solution? I couldn't tell you because we haven't figured out how to stop it.

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Oliver Cleary || Defence || Seattle Argonauts
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Player Name: Oliver Cleary
SHL Team: Seattle Argonauts
SMJHL Team: Detroit Falcons
Position: Defence
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Born: Toronto, Ontario
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S48: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: 12 | -12 | PIM: 38 | H: 84 | SB: 61
S49: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | 7 | PIM: 62 | H: 135 | SB: 68
S50: GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 13 | P: 18 | -3 | PIM: 52 | H: 148 | SB: 81
S51: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | 17 | PIM: 130 | H: 119 | SB: 67
S52: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 12 | P: 13 | -3 | PIM: 89 | H: 157 | SB: 61
S53: GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 20 | P: 36 | 19 | PIM: 22 | H: 58 | SB: 53
S54: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 23 | P: 30 | 14 | PIM: 12 | H: 100 | SB: 64
S55: GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 16 | P: 24 | -14 | PIM: 24 | H: 92 | SB: 96
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48: Did Not Qualify
[pbl]S49: GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | -3 | PIM: 11 | H: 13 | SB: 8
S50: GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | -5 | PIM: 17 | H: 15 | SB: 15
S51: GP: 15 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | 8 | PIM: 33 | H: 40 | SB: 20
S52: GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | -3 | PIM: 26 | H: 25 | SB: 7
S53: GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 19 | SB: 17
S54: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | -1 | PIM: 4 | H: 24 | SB: 20
S55: Did Not Qualify
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S46: Did Not Play
S47: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 48 | H: 81 | SB: 51
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S46: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -2 | PIM: 6 | H: 4 | SB: 0
S47: GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | 7 | PIM: 8 | H: 14 | SB: 4
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Transactions:
S46: Signed as pre-draft free agent with Detroit Falcons
S47: Drafted 14th Overall by Montreal Militia
S47: Traded to Detroit Falcons
S48: Drafted 4th overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Signed 3 years/1M Contract with Los Angeles Panthers
S48: Called up from Detroit to Los Angeles
S51: Re-signed 3 years/3M with Los Angeles Panthers
S54: Re-signed 2 years/6M with Los Angeles Panthers
S56: Traded to Manhattan Rage
S56: Signed 4 years/6M with Manhattan Rage
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Awards
S47: Golden Aardvark Award for a contract holdout with the Montreal Militia  

The plan by the 2 french canadians involved bringing us back to STHS with fancy PBP's and text outputs. Sipmly I would stop them by moving to FHM 8

PROFILE || UPDATE || RAGE.  




Luke Thomason || LW || Manhattan Rage || 2143 Max TPE
Born: 1/10/98
Height: 6'0
Weight 185 Lbs
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Regular season
SMJHL/SHL Stats
S42 | Van | GP: 50| G: 4| A: 8|P: 12|+/-: -10|MP: 457|
S43 | Van | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 19|P: 35|+/-: 3|MP: 951|
S44 | Van | GP: 50| G: 22| A: 31|P: 53|+/-: 9|MP: 1033|
S45 | SFP | GP: 50| G: 18| A: 19|P: 37|+/-: -5|MP: 1041|
S46 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 19| A: 24|P: 43|+/-: -3|MP: 1156|
S47 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 28|P: 44|+/-: -15|MP: 1184|
S48 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 24|P: 40|+/-: -13|MP: 1137|
S49 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 21| A: 28|P: 49| +/-: 13|MP: 1099
S50 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 21| A: 23|P: 44| +/-: 10|MP: 1157
S51 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 17| A: 22|P: 39| +/-: 5|MP: 1232
S52 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 24| A: 29|P: 54| +/-: 17|MP: 1193
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Playoffs
S42 Playoffs | Van| GP: 11 | G: 1| A: 2 |P:3|+/-: +3| MP: 101
S43 Playoffs | Van| GP: 10 | G: 4| A: 1 |P:5|+/-: -3| MP: 206
S44 Playoffs | Van| GP: 14 | G: 7| A:6  |P:13|+/-:-1 | MP:228
S46 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 12 | G: 3 | A:2  |P:5|+/-:-14 | MP:289
S47 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 5 | G: 3 | A:4  |P:7|+/-:2 | MP:119
S49 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 11| G: 6| A: 11|P:16|+/-: 5| MP:248
S50 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 6| G: 5| A: 5|P:10|+/-: 7| MP:137
S51 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 12| G: 7| A: 9|P:16|+/-: 4| MP:293
S52 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 19| G: 9| A: 13|P:22|+/-: 0| MP:438

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Transactions/Awards
S43 Named Assistant Captain for VAN Whalers
Drafted 3rd OA by San Fransisco Pride
S43 4 Star Cup Champion  
S44 Zach Miller Award for Most Dedicated
S44 nominee for the Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S45 WJC Gold Medalist
S45 SHL Rookie All-Star Team
S46 Named Captain for Czechoslovakia
S45 Winner of the Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S46 Nominee for Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S49 Bronze Medal for Czechia
S52 Nominee for Anton Razov Trophy
S52 SHL 3rd Team


Arnost Holub || Vancouver Whalers GM/ Manhattan Rage Co-GM
S44 | W:27 | L:18 | OTL: 5 | P:59 | 3rd in League 
S45 | W:29 | L:17 | OTL: 4 | P:62 | 4th in League 
S46 | W:23 | L:21 | OTL: 6 | P:52 | 8th in League 
S47 | W:30 | L:17 | OTL: 3 | P:63 | 3rd in League 
S48 | W:28 | L:16 | OTL: 6 | P:62 | 4th in League 
Total | W:137 | L: 89 | OTL: 24 

Manhattan Rage  
S49 | W:33 | L:15 | OTL: 2 | P:68 | 3rd in League  
S50 | W:26 | L:20 | OTL: 4 | P:56 | 8th in League  
S51 | W:26 | L:18 | OTL: 6 | P:56 | 5th in League 
S52 | W:28 | L:21 | OTL: 1 | P:57 | 6th in League 
Totals | W:113 | L:74 | OTL: 13 
S49 Lance Uppercut Award
S51 Lance Uppercut Award Nomination
S52 Lance Uppercut Award Nomination

Playoffs
Vancouver Whalers
S44 | W: 7 | L: 7 | CF Round Exit
S45 | W: 6 | L: 6 | CF Round Exit
S46 | W: 1 | L: 4 | 1st Round Exit
S47 | W: 6 | L: 4 | CF Round Exit
S48 | W: 12 | L: 7 | 4 Star Cup Champions
Total| W: 32 | L: 28 | 4 Star Cup Champions

Manhattan Rage
S49 | W: 6 | L: 5 | CF Round Exit
S50 | W: 2 | L: 4 | Wildcard Exit
S51 | W: 5 | L: 7 | CF Exit
S52 | W: 12 | L: 7 | Challenge Cup Champions
Total | W: 25 | L:23 | 1 Challenge Cup

Simon Tremblay and Francis Manager have found a way to make regression automatic. However, they've completely changed the regression scale (again) and all the players go back to 155 TPE. It's now up to the team of SHL computer genuises to reverse that, while I cheer them on eating popcorn.

Alphonse Alakazam | LD | S83 | Ottawa Highlanders | Quebec

Kaapo Kampainen | C | S57 | Peak TPE: 2026 | Winnipeg Aurora | Finland

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---Regular Season---

S60 | EDM | | 66 GP | 8G | 23A | 31PTS | -12 | 27PIM | 115 SOG | 28 GvA | 18 TkA | 83 SB | 18:09 TOI

S61 | EDM | | 66 GP | 14G | 24A | 38PTS | -8 | 41PIM | 167 SOG | 38 GvA | 17 TkA | 80 SB | 18:50 TOI

S62 | EDM | | 66 GP | 12G | 37A | 49PTS | -15 | 28PIM | 162 SOG | 33 GvA | 16 TkA | 86 SB | 20:57 TOI

S63 | EDM | | 66 GP | 13G | 38A | 51PTS | -17 | 16PIM | 169 SOG | 44 GvA | 35 TkA | 90 SB | 21:32 TOI

S64 | EDM | | 66 GP | 17G | 36A | 53PTS | -10 | 10PIM | 191 SOG | 40 GvA | 32 TkA | 66 SB | 21:37 TOI

S65 | EDM | | 66 GP | 14G | 48A | 62PTS | -18 | 10PIM | 206 SOG | 31 GvA | 42 TkA | 89 SB | 22:01 TOI

S66 | WPG | | 66 GP | 27G | 44A | 71PTS | +23 | 36PIM | 212 SOG | 65 GvA | 40 TkA | 48 SB | 20:58 TOI

S67 | WPG | | 66 GP | 25G | 54A | 79PTS | +33 | 37PIM | 235 SOG | 40 GvA | 38 TkA | 28 SB | 21:31 TOI

S68 | WPG | | 66 GP | 29G | 29A | 58PTS | +40 | 12PIM | 214 SOG | 59 GvA | 30 TkA | 31 SB | 18:39 TOI

S69 | WPG | | 66 GP | 19G | 40A | 59PTS | +44 | 8PIM | 124 SOG | 36 GvA | 39 TkA | 29 SB | 18:04 TOI

S70 | WPG | | 66 GP | 38G | 30A | 68PTS | +54 | 38PIM | 223 SOG | 41 GvA | 34 TkA | 36 SB | 17:16 TOI

S71 | WPG | | 66 GP | 9G | 34A | 43PTS | +22 | 36PIM | 200 SOG | 10 GvA | 51 TkA | 128 SB | 20:13 TOI

S72 | WPG | | 66 GP | 10G | 31A | 41PTS | +32 | 28PIM | 169 SOG | 6 GvA | 43 TkA | 107 SB | 18:23 TOI

S73 | TOR | | 66 GP | 2G | 15A | 17PTS | -26 | 28PIM | 48 SOG | 8 GvA | 42 TkA | 164 SB | 18:58 TOI

S74 | TOR | | 66 GP | 2G | 23A | 25PTS | -7 | 26PIM | 78 SOG | 9 GvA | 32 TkA | 123 SB | 18:17 TOI

Career | 990 GP | 239G | 506A | 745PTS | +135 | 381 PIM | 2513 SOG | 488 GvA | 509 TkA | 1188 SB

---Playoffs---

S60 | EDM | | 10 GP | 3G | 0A | 3PTS | -7 | 6PIM | 15 SOG | 2 GvA | 2TkA | 12SB | 18:51 TOI

S61 | EDM | | 14 GP | 3G | 5A | 8PTS | +6 | 4PIM | 26 SOG | 10 GvA | 3TkA | 13 SB | 20:44 TOI

S62 | EDM | | 4 GP | 1G | 2A | 3PTS | -1 | 0PIM | 8 SOG | 4 GvA | 5TkA | 9 SB | 22:13 TOI

S63 | EDM | | 4 GP | 0G | 1A | 1PT | -9 | 0PIM | 5 SOG | 2 GvA | 0TkA | 11 SB | 20:59 TOI

S64 | EDM | | 6 GP | 1G | 1A | 2PTS | +2 | 2PIM | 11 SOG | 6 GvA | 2TkA | 8 SB | 22:58 TOI

S65 | EDM | | 4 GP | 1G | 1A | 2PTS | -6 | 0PIM | 9 SOG | 6 GvA | 0TkA | 5 SB | 21:55 TOI

S66 | WPG | | 5 GP | 0G | 3A | 3PTS | -4 | 0PIM | 8 SOG | 4 GvA | 3TkA | 2 SB | 22:27 TOI

S67 | WPG | | 15 GP | 7G | 11A | 18PTS | +6 | 2PIM | 38 SOG | 13 GvA | 11 TkA | 9 SB | 20:52 TOI

S68 | WPG | | 10 GP | 3G | 4A | 7PTS | +1 | 8PIM | 34 SOG | 5 GvA | 6 TkA | 4 SB | 20:25 TOI

S69 | WPG | | 24 GP | 3G | 11A | 14PTS | -3 | 8PIM | 30 SOG | 15 GvA | 12 TkA | 20 SB | 19:23 TOI

S70 | WPG | | 22 GP | 6G | 9A | 15PTS | +1 | 12PIM | 83 SOG | 20 GvA | 8 TkA | 14 SB | 17:34 TOI

S71 | WPG | | 22 GP | 2G | 11A | 13PTS | +20 | 8PIM | 48 SOG | 2 GvA | 9 TkA | 37 SB | 21:13 TOI

S72 | WPG | | 19 GP | 0G | 4A | 4PTS | +6 | 8PIM | 36 SOG | 3 GvA | 22 TkA | 35 SB | 18:00 TOI

S73 | TOR | | 5 GP | 0G | 0A | 0PTS | -4 | 0PIM | 2 SOG | 1 GvA | 2 TkA | 19 SB | 20:41 TOI

S73 | TOR | | 4 GP | 0G | 1A | 1PTS | -4 | 0PIM | 7 SOG | 1 GvA | 1 TkA | 10 SB | 18:14 TOI

Career | 168 GP | 30G | 64A | 94PTS | +4 | 58 PIM | 360 SOG | 94 GvA | 86 TkA | 208 SB

----------SMJHL Stats----------

---Regular Season---

S56 | ANA | | 28 GP | 2G | 1A | 3PTS | -9 | 4PIM | 21SOG | 10 GvA | 8TkA | 25SB | 11:11 TOI

S57 | ANA | | 66 GP | 13G | 21A | 34PTS | -11 | 31PIM | 115SOG | 32GvA | 33TkA | 79SB | 17:08 TOI

S58 | ANA | | 66 GP | 11G | 24A | 35PTS | -17 | 10PIM | 127SOG | 12GvA | 48TkA | 76SB | 18:43 TOI

S59 | ANA | | 66 GP | 20G | 23A | 43PTS | -14 | 46PIM | 136SOG | 22GvA | 17TkA | 91SB | 19:41 TOI

Career | 226 GP | 46G | 69A | 115PTS | -51 | 91PIM | 399SOG | 76GvA | 106TkA | 271SB

---Playoffs---

S56 | ANA | | 7 GP | 1G | 1A | 2PTS | -1 | 2PIM | 9SOG | 1 GvA | 4TkA | 3SB | 13:18 TOI

S57 | ANA | | 21 GP | 2G | 4A | 6PTS | +8 | 4PIM | 26SOG | 9GvA | 14TkA | 19SB | 16:42 TOI

S58 | ANA | | 7 GP | 2G | 2A | 4PTS | +1 | 2PIM | 13SOG | 1GvA | 5TkA | 3SB | 18:23 TOI

S59 | ANA | | 4 GP | 0G | 1A | 1PT | -4 | 0PIM | 9SOG | 0GvA | 2TkA | 5SB | 18:50 TOI

Career | 39 GP | 5G | 8A | 13PTS | +4 | 8PIM | 57SOG | 11GvA | 25TkA | 30SB

----------IIHF Stats----------

S61 | 14 GP | 5G | 3A | 8PTS |+2 | 2PIM | 22SOG | 3GvA | 5TkA | 15SB | 12:55 TOI

S62 | 15 GP | 2G | 3A | 5PTS |+4 | 4PIM | 21SOG | 4GvA | 6TkA | 10SB | 12:45 TOI

S63 | 13 GP | 5G | 5A | 10PTS |+6 | 0PIM | 37SOG | 1GvA | 2TkA | 4SB | 14:37 TOI

S64 | 15 GP | 5G | 4A | 9PTS |+1 | 12PIM | 42SOG | 4GvA | 5TkA | 18SB | 18:32 TOI

S65 | 13 GP | 6G | 10A | 16PTS |+7 | 4PIM | 49SOG | 8GvA | 3TkA | 13SB | 18:41 TOI

S66 | 15 GP | 4G | 9A | 13PTS |+1 | 8PIM | 36SOG | 19GvA | 9TkA | 6SB | 17:50 TOI

S67 | 15 GP | 9G | 7A | 16PTS |+5 | 4PIM | 39SOG | 17GvA | 13TkA | 7SB | 19:18 TOI

S68 | 15 GP | 8G | 8A | 16PTS |+4 | 6PIM | 45SOG | 11GvA | 11TkA | 3SB | 18:24 TOI

S69 | 15 GP | 5G | 3A | 8PTS |-5 | 2PIM | 38SOG | 13GvA | 9TkA | 3SB | 17:31 TOI

S70 | 12 GP | 0G | 6A | 6PTS |+3 | 2PIM | 16SOG | 12GvA | 7TkA | 7SB | 15:42 TOI

S71 | 12 GP | 1G | 4A | 5PTS |+7 | 6PIM | 19SOG | 11GvA | 5TkA | 7SB | 20:42 TOI

Career | 155 GP | 50G | 62A | 112PTS | +35 | 50PIM | 364SOG | 93GvA | 75TkA | 93SB

----------WJC Stats----------

S56 | 13 GP | 0G | 0A | 0PTS | -1 | 0PIM | 1SOG | 3GvA | 0TkA | 2SB | 1:45 TOI

S57 | 15 GP | 6G | 5A | 11PTS | +9 | 14PIM | 29SOG | 9GvA | 7TkA | 7SB | 15:46 TOI

S58 | 15 GP | 6G | 8A | 14PTS | +14 | 6PIM | 25SOG | 10GvA | 12TkA | 9SB | 20:45 TOI

S59 | 15 GP | 3G | 10A | 13PTS | +9 | 14PIM | 36SOG | 11GvA | 12TkA | 18SB | 22:13 TOI

Career | 58 GP | 15G | 23A | 38PTS | +31 | 34PIM | 91SOG | 33GvA | 31TkA | 36SB

----------Transactions----------

S56 - Signed as a free agent by the Anaheim Outlaws

S57 - Drafted 27th overall by the New England Wolfpack

S58 - Signed a 2 season / 6.5M extension with the New England Wolfpack

S58 - Traded to the Edmonton Blizzard

S59 - Signed a 3 season / 9M extension with the Edmonton Blizzard

S62 - Signed a 3 season / 15M extension with the Edmonton Blizzard

S65 - Traded to the Winnipeg Aurora. Signed a 4 season / 24M extension

S69 - Signed a 2 season / 10M extension with the Winnipeg Aurora

S71 - Signed a 1 year / 5 M$ extension with the Winnipeg Aurora

S72 - Signed a 1 season / 4 M$ extension with the Winnipeg Aurora

S73 - Signed a 1 season / 3 M$ extension with the Winnipeg Aurora

S74 - Signed a 1 season / 4M contract with the Toronto North Stars

----------Awards and Achievements----------

Edmonton Blizzard Assistant Captain (S62-S65)

Anaheim Outlaws Captain (S59)

Anaheim Outlaws Assistant Captain (S58)

1X Challenge Cup Champion (S72)

3X IIHF Gold Medalist (S62, S64, S66)

1X IIHF Silver Medalist (S68)
2X IIHF Bronze Medalist (S61, S67)

2X WJC Gold Medalist (S57, S58)

1X WJC Silver Medalist (S59)

2X SMJHL All-Star (S58, S59)

1X Elias Armia Award Nominee - The Commisioners' Award of Excellence (S59)

1X DeMaricus Smith Award Winner - Best WJC Forward (S58) 

I think the first thing I would do is something to stifle league activity by giving players the ability to get a lot of money upfront very quickly. Less people would do things for money as a result. The next thing I would do is ensure that it was always obvious who was going to be in the final four every season leading to eventual apathy concerning the league.

Ethan Duncan | #11 | D | Winnipeg Aurora | 2407 Peak TPE
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 192 lbs
Birthplace: United States
S52 SMJHL Draft: 46th Overall by the Kelowna Knights
S53 SHL Draft: 6th Overall by the West Kendall Platoon

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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S56 | BAP | GP: 50 | G: 09 | A: 08 | P: 17 | +/-: -31 | PIM: 24 | HIT: 12 | SB: 35 | FO%: 53.2
S57 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 06 | A: 29 | P: 35 | +/-: -27 | PIM: 56 | HIT: 20 | SB: 58 | FO%: 54.6
S58 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 37 | P: 58 | +/-: +18 | PIM: 12 | HIT: 71 | SB: 62 | FO%: 54.9
S59 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 35 | P: 53 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 29 | HIT: 103 | SB: 52 | FO%: 51.7
S60 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 40 | P: 64 | +/-: +25 | PIM: 30 | HIT: 106 | SB: 11 | FO%: 49.3
S61 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 26 | A: 49 | P: 75 | +/-: +42 | PIM: 10 | HIT: 123 | SB: 35 | FO%: 50.9
S62 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 47 | P: 83 | +/-: +26 | PIM: 22 | HIT: 120 | SB: 17 | FO%: 51.4
S63 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 40 | A: 50 | P: 90 | +/-: +51 | PIM: 10 | HIT: 88 | SB: 1
S64 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 38 | P: 69 | +/-: +31 | PIM: 12 | HIT: 74 | SB: 6
S65 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 36 | P: 71 | +/-: +19 | PIM: 30 | HIT: 103 | SB: 3
S66 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 36 | P: 50 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 36 | HIT: 73 | SB: 99
S67 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 32 | P: 55 | +/-: +36 | PIM: 36 | HIT: 63 | SB: 106
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Total | GP: 776 | G: 283 | A: 437 | P: 720 | +/-: +192 | PIM: 307 | HIT: 956 | SB: 485 | FO%: 52.4
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S58 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 05 | G: 01 | A: 02 | P: 03 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 05 | SB: 04 | FO%: 56.6
S59 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 05 | G: 01 | A: 02 | P: 03 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 06 | SB: 05 | FO%: 53.7
S60 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 12 | G: 01 | A: 05 | P: 06 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 13 | SB: 02 | FO%: 45.7
S61 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 18 | G: 05 | A: 08 | P: 13 | +/-: +05 | PIM: 08 | HIT: 48 | SB: 09 | FO%: 46.4
S62 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 15 | G: 04 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: +05 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 20 | SB: 08 | FO%: 48.0
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Total | GP: 40 | G: 08 | A: 17 | P: 25 | +/-: -01 | PIM: 08 | HIT: 72 | SB: 20 | FO%: 48.6
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Achievements
S53: Occasus Trophy
S53: Colin Schmidt Award (Team Award)
S54-S55: Voted Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S54: Laurifer Trophy
S54: WJC Gold Medalist (GM/Player)
S62: Third Team All-Star
S63: President's Trophy
S63: IIHF Gold Medalist
S63: Lance Uppercut Award
S63: Second Team All-Star
S65: IIHF Top Forward
S67: President's Trophy
S67: Second Team All-Star
S69: President's Trophy
S71: President's Trophy
S72: Challenge Cup Champion

       

Their plan is to hack the PT directors account and make a post asking what the best evil plans would be, and then use the best one. I'm stopping it by not providing an incredible evil plan that would ruin the SHL for good.

Jeff Larsson || RW || Newfoundland Berserkers / Manhattan Rage || 952 TPE
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Name: Jeff Larsson
Playstyle: Setup Man
Career: S62-S71
Height: 6'1
Weight: 205
Number: 15
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S61: Drafted in the SMJHL Draft #28 (2nd round) by the Newfoundland Beserkers
S62: Drafted in the SHL Draft #15 (1st round) by the Manhattan Rage
S66: Traded to the Toronto North Stars
S71: Final Season in the SHL
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S62 Four Star Cup Champion
S63 Four Star Cup Champion
S64 Four Star Cup Champion
S64 WJC Gold
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Jeff Hunziker || C || Quebec City Citadelles || 360 TPE
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Name: Jeff Hunziker
Playstyle: Sniper
Career: S71-Present
Height: 5'7
Weight: 155
Number: 96
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S71: Drafted in the SMJHL Draft #17 (2nd round) by the Quebec City Citadelles
S72: Drafted in the SHL Draft #24 (2nd round) by the Minnesota Monarchs
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I know Simon T. and F.H.M would make me want to leave the league if I actually had to do the weekly training. I not the greatest at keeping up on my exercise routine, so if I had to provide proof of my training, I probably wouldn’t do so well.

sig by @Bruins10 

       

 

Lyle Odelein III || D || New Orleans Specter || Crow Alum || Team Canada
Name: Lyle Odelein III
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 24 

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
 S47 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +13 | H: 25 | SB: 22 | S: 13 PIMS: 26
 S48 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 24 | P: 33 | +/-: +9 | H: 87 | SB: 62| | S: 80 | PIMS: 62

 S49 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 29 | P: 33 | +/-: -1 | H: 26 | SB: 65| | S: 76 | PIMS: 20

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SHL Regular Season Stats
 S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 14 | P: 15 | +/-: +18 | H: 76 | SB: 40 | S: 40 PIMS: 26

 S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 11 | P: 14 | +/-: +8 | H: 54 | SB: 30 | S: 28 PIMS: 30 

 S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 20 | P: 25 | +/-: +11 | H: 70 | SB: 55 | S: 95 PIMS: 32 

 S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | +/-: +4 | H: 91 | SB: 52 | S: 100 PIMS: 28 

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WJC Tournament

 S47 | CAN | GP: 26 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +8 | H: 13 | SB: 21 | S: 13 PIMS: 10

 S48 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 14 | P: 16 | +/-: +11 | H: 22 | SB: 24 | S: 13 PIMS: 14 

 S49 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: +5 | H: 24 | SB: 12 | S: 12 PIMS: 8 

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IIHF Tournament
 S49 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 - | H: 0 | SB: 2 | S: 2 PIMS: 0

 S50 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 - | H: 3 | SB: 10 | S: 3 PIMS: 0

 S51 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 - | H: 7 | SB: 10 | S: 10 PIMS: 2
 S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 - | H: 9 | SB: 12 | S: 28 PIMS: 6

 S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 12 - | H: 17 | SB: 13 | S: 25 PIMS: 14

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Career achievements

S47 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada

S48 - SMJHL - Named Alternate Captain for St. Louis Scarecrows 

S48 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada 

S48 - WJC - Won Harvey Danger award w/ Team Canada - best defender at WJC 

S50 - SHL - Called up to play for NOLA 

S50 - IIHF - Won bronze medal w/ Team Canada 

S52 - Named Alternate Captain for New Orleans Specters

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The evil plan is to make the SHL reliant on the whims of adverts. The best way to prevent this is to praise Cthulu and let the eldritch deities take command.

Sig Credit: Flappy (EVO) and Skolpaddor (RESO)

EMEKA VALENTINE-OKOLI/PLAYER

First SMJHL Goal: Colorado Raptors, Emeka Valentine-Okoli 1 (Mikelis Ozoliņš 4, Loki Odinsson 3) at 3:12, 2nd Period (GWG) / SMJHL S47 Game 47 Day 12: Colorado Raptors vs Detroit Falcons
First SHL Goal: Texas Renegades, Emeka Valentine-Okoli 1 (Josef Kubinec 5, Ricky Spanish 4) at 16:23, 2nd Period / SHL S51 Game 71 Day 16: Edmonton Blizzard vs Texas Renegades

Eternal , onwards we roll

And Let's Retire at the Pinnacle

The plan first is to seem like the bad guy. And force the league to go to FHM. But then, the league realizes FHM can be exploited just as easily, and there's no parity. And that forces the league to crawl back to STHS and bend the knee to Simon

https://www.twitch.tv/symmetrikal

Katharina Rosenthal || G || Winnipeg Aurora || 946 TPE ||
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 154 lbs

Christian Kinsinger || D || Retired || 2042 Peak TPE ||
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 212 lbs

Luca Veccelli || C || Retired || 1093 Peak TPE ||
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 208 lbs

Chris York || RW || Retired || 1817 Peak TPE || HOF ||
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 184 lbs

Prince George Firebirds GM (S34-S36)
Toronto North Stars GM (S37-S43)

im not sure i guess the plan would be to sign up an account, get expansion team, secretly use copywritten logo and team name for the expansion team, report it to the owner of that copy write and get whole site taken down i guess

Aleksander Kozlov | C | 2027 TPE | Tampa Bay | Russia | S56

Name: Aleksander Kozlov

Born: February 4th, S38

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 208 lbs

Number: 13

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Drafted 5th overall by Carolina Kraken in S55 SMJHL Draft 

Drafted 1st overall by Tampa Bay Barracuda in S56 SHL Draft

Gary Grease | D | 2031 TPE | Winnipeg Jets | Team Canada | S39-S54
Name: Gary Grease
Born: June 24th, S21
Height: 7'7"
Weight: 354 lbs
Number: 99
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History
S38: Drafted 19th overall by Colorado Mammoths
      Signed 1-yr/$3mil deal with Colorado Mammoths
S39: Drafted 12th overall by Winnipeg Jets
      Signed 3 year ELC with WPG
      Named Captain of Colorado Mammoths
      Won WJC Gold with Team Canada
S40: Called up to Winnipeg Jets
S41: Signed Extension With Winnipeg: 2x2million
S43: Won Aiden Richan Trophy (breakout star)
S44: Won challenge cup
S45: Won Turd Ferguson Trophy (most PIMS)

S56 1st Overall

Gary Grease Career Stats: Click Here
Graphics Shop: Click Here

   

Their plan would be to say sths was broken and we needed to switch to fhm to save the league but the reality is fhm is more broken than sths. So I would have saved us by keeping us with sths, we'd have box scores again and hamilton would have less cups and the same 3-4 teams wouldn't be in the finals every season with the other 16 teams having basically no chance to win the cup in fhm until they have 90% of their team over 1600tpe.

---> ParmBorg Highlights <---



Esa Parmborg || Center || Calgary Dragons || S47 || TPE: 2000+
Name: Esa Parmborg
Age: 18
Height: 7'0"
Weight: 350 lbs
Number: 77
Born: Hella, Iceland
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Transactions:
Drafted #1 Overall - Halifax Raiders - S46 SMJHL
Auto Drafted GM - Calgary Dragons - S47 SHL
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Awards & Achievements:
S50 Challenge Cup Champion - Calgary Dragons
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SHL Statistics:
S50: GP:50 | G:9 | A:8 | P:17 | -3 | PIM:13 | H:34 | PP:0 | SOG:70
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SMJHL Statistics:
S46: GP:50 | G:6 | A:9 | P:15 | -8 | PIM:20 | H:44 | PP:0 | SOG:76
S47: GP:50 | G:12 | A:19 | P:31 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:71 | PP:6 | SOG:111
S48: GP:50 | G:21 | A:27 | P:48 | +10 | PIM:20 | H:19 | PP:13 | SOG:147
S49: GP:50 | G:19 | A:29 | P:48 | +18 | PIM:26 | H:48 | PP:13 | SOG:116
TOT: GP:200 | G:58 | A:84 | P:142 | +20 | PIM:86 | H:182 | PP:32 | SOG:450



[pbl]Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE
Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE
Age: 40
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 255 lbs
Number: 10
Born: Helsinki, Finland
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SHL Career Statistics:
S46: GP:50 | G:14 | A:10 | P:24 | -14 | PIM:21 | H:23 | PP:5 | SOG:126
S45: GP:50 | G:11 | A:13 | P:24 | -10 | PIM:10 | H:28 | PP:7 | SOG:162
S44: GP:50 | G:11 | A:10 | P:21 | -1 | PIM:10 | H:22 | PP:7 | SOG:115
S43: GP:50 | G:15 | A:17 | P:32 | -7 | PIM:2 | H:9 | PP:11 | SOG:137
S42: GP:50 | G:10 | A:20 | P:30 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:128
S41: GP:50 | G:22 | A:16 | P:38 | +28 | PIM:7 | H:2 | PP:4 | SOG:123
S40: GP:50 | G:16 | A:12 | P:28 | -6 | PIM:18 | H:45 | PP:8 | SOG:118
S39: GP:50 | G:18 | A:14 | P:32 | +12 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:187
S38: GP:50 | G:16 | A:11 | P:27 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:8 | SOG:143
S37: GP:50 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +6 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:12 | SOG:224
S36: GP:50 | G:22 | A:21 | P:43 | +15 | PIM:4 | H:18 | PP:8 | SOG:201
S35: GP:50 | G:28 | A:26 | P:54 | +25 | PIM:0 | H:13 | PP:14 | SOG:205
S34: GP:50 | G:24 | A:22 | P:46 | +6 | PIM:52 | H:128 | PP:13 | SOG:208
S33: GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | -2 | PIM:28 | H:78 | PP:13 | SOG:207
S32: GP:50 | G:18 | A:16 | P:34 | -10 | PIM:27 | H:15 | PP:9 | SOG:164
S31: GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | +11 | PIM:48 | H:92 | PP:9 | SOG:198
S30: GP:50 | G:22 | A:33 | P:55 | +17 | PIM:64 | H:134 | PP:18 | SOG:232
S29: GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | +14 | PIM:75 | H:212 | PP:15 | SOG:239
S28: GP:50 | G:23 | A:25 | P:48 | +25 | PIM:60 | H:179 | PP:7 | SOG:205
S27: GP:50 | G:19 | A:18 | P:37 | +1 | PIM:68 | H:94 | PP:8 | SOG:135
S26: GP:50 | G:21 | A:21 | P:42 | +9 | PIM:54 | H:82 | PP:15 | SOG:200
S25: GP:50 | G:18 | A:27 | P:45 | +27 | PIM:42 | H:139 | PP:6 | SOG:154
S24: GP:52 | G:16 | A:18 | P:34 | -13 | PIM:48 | H:156 | PP:16 | SOG:153
S23: GP:52 | G:19 | A:30 | P:49 | +19 | PIM:104 | H:193 | PP:6 | SOG:162
S22: GP:52 | G:17 | A:25 | P:42 | -9 | PIM:26 | H:116 | PP:18 | SOG:156
S21: GP:52 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +5| PIM:14 | H:51 | PP:12 | SOG:168
S20: GP:50 | G:17 | A:16 | P:33 | +10 | PIM:30 | H:71 | PP:8 | SOG:155
S19: GP:50 | G:10 | A:3 | P:13 | +10 | PIM:18 | H:88 | PP:1 | SOG:68
S18: GP:50 | G:7 | A:8 | P:15 | +20 | PIM:24 | H:44 | PP:4 | SOG:73
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Totals: GP:1358 | G:514 | A:549 | P:1063 | +186| PIM:868 | H:2054 | PP:277| SOG:4750
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Transactions:
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Awards & Accomplishments:
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Lost my sig, Work in progress.....

#1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer 
- First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History - 
- First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45



Esa Anrikkanen || HOF GM || Calgary Dragons || S24 || Cups: 6
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Seasons: 27
Playoffs: 25
Challenge Cup Championships: 5 (S27, S29, S32, S40, S42, S50)
Cole Reinhart Trophy: 8 (S27, S29, S32, S33, S38, S40, S42, S47, S50)
President's Trophy: 3 (S30, S35, S36, S49)
Division Titles: 6 (S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S39, S49)
Lance Uppercut Award: S36
Joe McKeil Award: S26
Joe McKeil Award: S30
Joe McKeil Award: S33
Joe McKeil Award: S39
1st GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups!
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Reg.Season Record: 774 - 448 - 113 (+543)
S50: 27 W - 20 L - 3 OTL  (+7)
S49: 34 W - 13 L - 3 OTL  (+31)
S48: 24 W - 19 L - 7 OTL (+0)
S47: 28 W - 16 L - 6 OTL (+12)
S46: 24 W - 22 L - 5 OTL (-14)
S45: 22 W - 26 L - 2 OTL (-13)
S44: 28 W - 18 L - 4 OTL (+23)
S43: 27 W - 21 L - 2 OTL (+17)
S42: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+24)
S41: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+24)
S40: 31 W - 13 L - 6 OTL (+29)
S39: 33 W - 14 L - 3 OTL (+30)
S38: 25 W - 21 L - 4 OTL (+9)
S37: 25 W - 19 L - 6 OTL (+18)
S36: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+43)
S35: 36 W - 12 L - 2 OTL (+47)
S34: 26 W - 19 L - 5 OTL (+14)
S33: 30 W - 14 L - 6 OTL (+34)
S32: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+4)
S31: 32 W - 16 L - 2 OTL (+30)
S30: 35 W - 13 L - 2 OTL  (+55)
S29: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL  (+44)
S28: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL  (+28)
S27: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+13)
S26: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL  (+16)
S25: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL  (+14)
S24: 26 W - 20 L - 6 OTL  (-7)
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Detroit Falcons GM - S20-S23
Seasons: 4
Four Star Cup Championships: 1 (S23)
President's Trophy: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
Eastern Conference Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
Division Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
GM of The Year: S23
more to follow.....

The plan is to keep running it as is and it will eventually destroy itself. All jokes aside i'm sure the destruction of this league will start and end with another regression change.

Jaeger Jones| D| Winnipeg Aurora| 881 TPE|
6'3"| 210lbs.| Berlin, Germany| #39
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
S65| WPG| TBD|
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S61| REG| C| GP:66| G:14| A:25| P:39| -17| PIM:99| H:154| SB:77
S62| REG| C| GP:66| G:10| A:30| P:40| -33| PIM:48| H:96| SB:83|
S63| REG| C| GP:66| G:17| A:33| P:50| +2| PIM:60| H:108| SB:72|
S64| REG| C| GP:66| G:25| A:40| P:65| +19| PIM:142| H:131| SB:79|
Career| REG| GP:264| G:66| A:129| P:194| -29| PIM:349| H:489| SB:311|
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S60| DET| LD| GP:4| G:0| A:0| P:0| -2| H:2| SB:1|
S61| REG| C| GP:4| G:2| A:2| P:4| -2| PIM:4| H:9| SB:6|
S62| Did Not Qualify
S63| REG| C| GP:4| G:0| A:2| P:2| -3| PIM:0| H:1| SB:4|
S64| REG| C| GP:7| G:1| A:5| P:6| -2| PIM:5| H:15| SB:17|
Career| DET/REG| GP:19| G:3| A:9| P:12| -9| PIM:11| H:27| SB:28|
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WJC Stats:
S60| UCORCAL| C| GP:12| G:2| A:1| P:3| -1| H:19| SB:3
S61| DACH| RW| GP:12| G:2| A:0| P:2| -1| H:19| SB:8
S62| DACH| RW| GP:12| G:1| A: 3| P:4| -1| H:18| SB:10|
S63| DACH| RW| GP:12| G:4| A:3| P:7| +5| H:13| SB:7|
S64| DACH| RW| GP:12| G:3| A:3| P:6| 0| H:19| SB:2|
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Career Timeline
S60
Signed DFA Contract with Detroit Falcons
S61
Drafted 7th Overall in the S61 SMJHL Draft by Regina Elk
Named Assistant Captain for S61
S62
Drafted 11th Overall by The Winnipeg Aurora
S64
Completed Junior Career with Regina
Called up to Winnipeg
Transitioned to defense
S65
Made SHL debut with The Winnipeg Aurora
S66
Made SHL All-Rookie Team
Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Trophy



Pietari Salo| Former Co-GM of the Regina Elk / Kelowna Knights| Four-Star Cups: 3
Seasons: 8
Playoff Appearances: 4
Four Star Cup Championships: 3 (S40,S41,S42)
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All Time Record: 120W - 66L - 14OTL (+109) - .600 W%
S40| KEL| 34W - 16L - 0OTL (+46)
S41| KEL| 25W - 16L - 9OTL (+22)
S42| KEL| 35W - 13L - 2OTL (+37)
S43| KEL| 26W - 21L - 3OTL (+4)
S62| REG| TBD
S63| REG| TBD
S64| REG| TBD
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Awards
Laurifer Trophy Winner - S40
Occasus Trophy Winner - S40, S41, S42
Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner - S40
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Former Roles:
SMJHL HO Intern S38-S39
Finland/Denmark National Junior Team General Manager S39-S40
Co-GM of the Kelowna Knights S40 -43
Co-GM of the Regina Elk S62-S64



Hunter "Thunder" Jones| RW| (Retired)| Cups:2
Age: 27
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 39
Born: Helsinki, Finland
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SHL Career Season Statistics
S40| CGY| GP:50| G:3| A:4| P:7| -7| PIMS:13| H:56| SB:3
S41| CGY| GP:50| G:7| A:19| P:26| -11| PIMS:6| H:25| SB:8
S42| CGY| GP:50| G:7| A:21| P:28|  +6| PIMS:2| H:8  | SB:5
S43| CGY| GP:50| G:13| A:21| P:34| -6| PIMS:2| H:4  | SB:8
S44| CGY| GP:50| G:11| A:17| P:28| +7| PIMS:0| H:1  | SB:8
S45| CGY| GP:50| G:17| A:22| P:39| -3| PIMS:5| H:0  | SB:8
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SHL Career Playoff Statistics
S40| CGY| GP:19| G:3| A:0| P:3| -4| PIMS:4| H:24| SB:4
S41| CGY| GP:6  | G:0| A:3| P:3| +1| PIMS:0| H:0 | SB:2
S42| CGY| GP:16| G:2| A:14| P:16| +9| PIMS:5| H:5| SB:3
S43| CGY| GP:6  | G:2| A:3 | P:5  |   0| PIMS:0| H:0| SB:0
S44| CGY| GP:5  | G:2| A:0 | P:2  |  -1| PIMS:0| H:0| SB:1
S45| CGY| Did Not Qualify
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SMJHL Career Season Statistics
S37| KEL| GP:50| G:13| A:13| P:26| +1| PIMS:8| H:44| SB:3
S38| KEL| GP:50| G:18| A:18| P:36| +5| PIMS:31| H:44| SB:14
S39| KEL| GP:50| G:16| A:15| P:31| -11| PIMS:22| H:60| SB:9
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SMJHL Career Playoff Statistics
S37| KEL| Did Not Qualify
S38| KEL| GP:6| G:0| A:4| P:4|+2| PIMS:2| H:5| SB:0
S39| KEL| GP:4| G:0| A:4| P:4| -2| PIMS:0| H:3| SB:0
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Internatinal Hockey Statistics (IIHF)
S38| FIN| GP:10| G:1| A:1| P:2| -2| PIMS:2| H:9| SB:1
S39| FIN| GP:13| G:0| A:2| P:2|+3| PIMS:0| H:11| SB:1
S40| FIN| GP:11| G:2| A:4| P:6|+1| PIMS:0| H:18| SB:3
S41| FIN| GP:13| G:6| A:4| P:10|-2| PIMS:2| H:16|  SB:2
S42| FIN| GP:10| G:3| A:4| P:7 | +4| PIMS:0| H:15| SB:2
S43| FIN| GP:11| G:2| A:8| P:10| +1| PIMS:2| H:17| SB:3
S44| FIN| GP:13| G:0| A:8| P:8| +4| PIMS:0| H:9| SB:8
S45| FIN| GP:10| G:2| A:4| P:6| 0| PIMS:6| H:11| SB:6
S46| FIN| TBD
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Drafted:
S37 - SMJHL:6th Overall by Kelowna Knights
S38 - SHL:8th Overall by Calgary Dragons
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Contracts:
S37 - Signed 1yr/3M Entry Level Deal with Kelowna
S38 - Signed 2yr/8M Rookie Deal with Calgary
S40 - Signed 1yr/4M Extension with Calgary
S41 - Signed 1yr/4M Extension with Calgary
S42 - Signed 3yr/15M Extension with Calgary
S45 - Signed 3yr/12M Extension with Calgary
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Awards and Honours:
S37
Named Assistant Captain of Kelowna Knights
Awarded Elias Armia Trophy
S38
Named to Team Finland
S39
IIHF Silver Medalist
S40
Western Conference Champion
Challenge Cup Champion
S41
IIHF Silver Medalist
S42
Western Conference Champion
Challenge Cup Champion
S44
IIHF Bronze Medalist
S46
Ranked #93 in SHL Top 100 Players