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S64 mPT #1: Over the Glass
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Following a few very questionable calls, the Monarchs GM has brought forward the idea to throw the refs over the glass after each game and let the crowd deal with them as they see fit.

 
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#77

This was a hard decision however I came to the conclusion that GK would end up throwing chocolate coins into the stands because who doesn't love a little chocolate in their life?

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#78

There is nothing that kids love more than those bubble popper things. Our GM decided to get some Argonaut branded bubble poppers for us to toss into the stands for the kids!

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#79

Tossing a puck or stick is nice yea but how about the players sign their game worn jerseys before the game starts so afterwards when the game is over the can toss their jerseys to lucky fans who now have a game worn, signed SHL jersey.

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(This post was last modified: 03-22-2022, 09:22 AM by r1c3bowl22.)

The San Francisco Pride will be throwing stuffed lions over the stands in tonight's game. These stuffed lions were handmade by the players themselves so they must have some resell value if the kids think they're not into it. Win-win.

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#81

Whats better than a stuffed animal for a kid. Its soft, its squeezable, and what a better way to make a kid a fan for life than a stuffed Panther in a hockey jersey that he can hold during games when things get tense. These wont be the cheap carnival stuffed animals, these will be the expensive and incredibly plush stuffies. The owner is actually willing to lose a bit of money on these. But of course, lose a bit of money on a child who will inevitably have their parents spend more money on other swag. Spend money to make money

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#82

Trying to stay true to our name and expand the pack, the New England 1st star of each home game will be handing out an actual wolf pup to a lucky child in the crowd!

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#83

Jasper Maximov throws signed headshots of himself to hot chicks in the stands. Platoon management told him to stop and throw pucks to kids like a normal human being but he's having none of it.

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#84

I will be tossing guitar picks because who doesn't love them. They will have my face on them, and they will be neon pink. The only time I won't throw them is when I am on the bench.

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#85

We throw small soccer and football ball that the kids can use to play. We also throw a bunch of soft pucks that the kids used to play with their small sticks during the intermission.

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#86

The Toronto North Stars, among other SHL teams, came up with the idea to throw IA backup goaltenders under 200 TPE over the boards as a souvenir. After all, they're disposable as hell and theres always more of them.

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#87

Look: it's no secret that teams are hurting for attendance during a pandemic. AND it's no secret that people like free shit! SOOOOO the logical connection to get people into the building is to GIVE THEM FREE SHIT! For the first 3000 children who arrive at the Dragon's home opener, the organization will be providing custom-built dragon masks that shoot real flames!
#88

There is really one answer and one answer only at the Big Parm: A big Chicken Parm sandwich. Sure, the folks in the front row are gonna get some marinara all over their clothes. but that is why you always wear Dragons Red to a game at the big parm. It hides the stains.

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#89

I mean this is pretty easy isn't it? Just before heading off down the tunnel I obviously toss over a custom edition CUP NOODLE Cup Noodle.  Its hockey flavored which is unlike anything these kids have ever tasted, but don't actually open it and taste it kid... this is a collector's item!!

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#90

The Seattle Argonuats would throw fake spears onto the ice at the end of the game. The idea would be to have people on skates on the ice holding shields with people tossing fake spears on the ice. If someone dies, they die.

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