ME AND THE BOYS AT THE HAMILTON STEELHAWKS HOCKEY TEAM OF THE SIMULTATION HOCKEY LEAGUE SAY HI TO EACH OTHER EVERY MORNING TO KNOW IF WERE LEGIT OR NOT

FLACKO LAGERFIELD | LW | RETIRED  | S41 FIRST OVERALL PICK ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ BIRTHPLACE: Chicago, IL HEIGHT: 5'10 WEIGHT: 160 lbs NUMBER: 47 PEAK TPE: 1872 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS GP: 650, G: 294, A: 325, P: 619, +/-: 119, PIM: 327, HIT: 1054, SB: 172 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS GP: 105, G: 34, A: 45, P: 79, +/-: 5, PIM: 69, HIT: 212, SB: 40 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS & HONOURS S43: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team S43: Nominated for Ryan Jesster Trophy S45: Won Aidan Richan Trophy S46: Named to SHL 3rd All-Star Team S48: Won Sergei Karpotsev Trophy S48: Named to SHL 1st All-Star Team S48: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy S48: Won Ron Mexico Trophy S49: Named to SHL 2nd All-Star Team S52: Named to SHL 2nd All-Star Team S53: Won Sergei Karpotsev Trophy S53: Won Challenge Cup S53: Named to SHL 1st All-Star Team S53: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy S53: Nominated for Ron Mexico Trophy S54: Won Jay McDonald Trophy S54: Won Sergei Karpotsev Trophy S54: Named to SHL 1st All-Star Team S54: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy S54: Won Ron Mexico Trophy S57: Inducted in the SHL Hall of Fame ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS S40: Drafted 20th Overall by the Detroit Falcons S41: Drafted 1st Overall by the Buffalo Stampede S45: Traded to the Seattle Riot S52: Traded to the Hamilton Steelhawks S56: Announced Retirement from the SHL

We all spit in each others mouths before the games. It's a really cool fun ritual because we know what each other taste like now. Totally cool.

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Who is who ? A scary situation we all had nightmares about at one point. Good thing we prepared , and got to know each other really well. One by one in a private room so the imposters can't hear the real answer we take turns asking and answering the ULTIMATE question. A question we all unanimously agreed upon the same answer. Who was hotter in that 70's show , Eric's sister ... or the annoying Jackie burkhart. The answer we agreed on you ask ? well i can't tell you , maybe you're the imposter!

Ask them what sloth's attribute of the week is. Or what Jimmy Wagner's secret is to playing so great. Either of those should do it probably.

thank you amid, swoosh and eni for sigs! <3

The Tampa Bay team have an inside detail about trellas buttocks that we use to figure out if people are actually on the team. If you don't know about it you ain't with us.

Swedish Chef || RW || Montreal Patriotes || TPE: 700ish
Luc Blouin || RD || Philly Forge || Retired Age: Old Height: 6'5" Weight: 225 lbs Number: 42 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Stats: S56 VAN(Jr) GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0 +/-: +2 PIM: 0 HIT: 3 S57 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 21 P: 27 +/-: -6 PIM: 28 HIT: 37 S58 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 24 P: 30 +/-: +30 PIM: 30 HIT: 16 S59 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 8 A: 25 P: 33 +/-: +19 PIM: 18 HIT: 52 S60 DET/VAN(Jr) GP: 66 G: 9 A: 26 P: 35 +/-: +25 PIM: 14 HIT: 46 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S56: Signed as a Draftee Free Agent by the Vancouver Whalers S57: Drafted 2nd Overall by the Detroit Falcons S58: Drafted 1st Overall by the Tampa Bay Barracuda ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S56: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers) S57: WJC Silver Metal (Team Sweden) S59: Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL) S59: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman SMJHL) S59: WJC Bronze Medal (Team World)
Robert Phelps || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || Retired Age: Old Height: 6'3" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 52 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Stats: S34 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 10 A: 22 P: 32 +/-: -17 PIM: 29 HIT: 63 S35 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 28 P: 39 +/-: 20 PIM: 39 HIT: 76 S36 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 26 P: 37 +/-: -3 PIM: 59 HIT: 85 S37 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 26 P: 44 +/-: -7 PIM: 29 HIT: 36 S38 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 30 P: 44 +/-: 7 PIM: 0 HIT: 17 S39 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: 16 PIM: 40 HIT: 27 S40 HAM GP: 50 G: 10 A: 33 P: 43 +/-: 9 PIM: 10 HIT: 49 S41 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 36 P: 58 +/-: 15 PIM: 19 HIT: 62 S42 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 28 P: 42 +/-: 8 PIM: 34 HIT: 100 S43 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 29 P: 52 +/-: 3 PIM: 50 HIT: 96 S44 HAM GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 P: 46 +/-: -7 PIM: 14 HIT: 73 S45 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 27 P: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 24 HIT: 140 S46 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 32 P: 53 +/-: 16 PIM: 33 HIT: 159 S47 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 21 P: 44 +/-: 2 PIM: 30 HIT: 114 S48 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: -7 PIM: 34 HIT: 159 S49 HAM GP: 50 G: 19 A: 32 P: 51 +/-: -2 PIM: 53 HIT: 155 S50 HAM GP: 50 G: 20 A: 35 P: 55 +/-: 10 PIM: 14 HIT: 88 S51 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 37 P: 60 +/-: 13 PIM: 50 HIT: 86 S52 HAM GP: 50 G: 17 A: 32 P: 49 +/-: 18 PIM: 27 HIT: 56 S53 HAM GP: 50 G: 25 A: 37 P: 62 +/-: 37 PIM: 26 HIT: 47 S54 HAM GP: 50 G: 33 A: 32 P: 65 +/-: 35 PIM: 12 HIT: 60 S55 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 21 P: 43 +/-: 25 PIM: 31 HIT: 26 S56 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 25 P: 39 +/-: 35 PIM: 4 HIT: 36 ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S34: Drafted 1st in the SMJHL Draft by Vancouver Whalers S34: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for VAN S35: Drafted 1st in the SHL Draft by Hamilton Steelhawks S38: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for HAM S39: Awarded the position of Captain for HAM ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S34: Zach Milller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL) S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers) S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers) S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers) S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers) S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers) S37: Ryan Jesster Trophy (SHL Rookie of the Year) S37: Rookie Team All-Star S38: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada) S39: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks) S39: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada) S41: Damien Littleton Award (Most Dedicated SHL) S42: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks) S42: IIHF Silver Medal (Team Canada) S50: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada) S50: 2nd Team All-Star S51: 2nd Team All-Star S51: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks) S51: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks) S53: 2nd Team All-Star S53: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks) S53: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks) S54: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks) S54: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada) S54: 3rd Team All-Star
Teddy Phelps || Former GM || Hamilton / Vancouver / Canada ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S35: Hired as Adviser for the Vancouver Whalers S35: Hired as Federation Head of Team Canada S36: Hired as Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers S37: Hired as GM of the Vancouver Whalers S40: Stepped down as Head of Team Canada S42: Stepped down as GM of the Vancouver Whalers S42: Hired as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks S45: Stepped down as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers) S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers) S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers) S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers) S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers) S36: Bronze Medal (Team Canada) S38: Bronze Medal (Team Canada) S39: Gold Medal (Team Canada) S39: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers) S41: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers) S41: Mathias Chouinard Award (Top SMJHL GM) S42: Lance Uppercut Award (Top SHL GM)
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Your task: Come up with a way to be sure your teammates are who they say they are! Is it a complicated handshake? A secret identifying item you all carry? Do you all have to learn the GM's mother's maiden name? What do you do?

Nice try PT team. I see you are trying to steal our teams secret indentification system to gain entrance into our inner circles, where you no doubt will try and steal all our teams secrets and sell them on.

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Honza Havran || G || Kraken/Wolfpack || 410 TPE || Name: Honza Havran Age: 20 Height: 6'4" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 37 ----------------- Transactions: Drafted 24th overall in S80 SMJHL Draft by the Carolina Kraken Drafted 22th overall in S81 SHL Draft by the New England Wolfpack

Ryuuji Kawashima || C || Edmonton Blizzard || 2034 TPE || Empty Pockets Name: Ryuuji Kawashima Age: 20 Height: 6'4" Weight: 213 lbs Number: 26 ----------------- Transactions: Drafted 4th overall in S58 SMJHL Draft to the Anaheim Outlaws

Rafe Ulrich || LW || Montreal Militia || 1442 TPE || New England Wolfpack Name: Rafe Ulrich Age: 18 Height: 6'7" Weight: 250 lbs Number: 13 ----------------- Transactions: Drafted 3rd overall in S41 SMJHL Draft to the Montreal Militia Drafted 1st overall in S42 SHL Draft to the New England Wolfpack

Raven Silverwang || RW || Wolfpack || 1718 TPE || Triple Gold Champ Name: Raven Silverwing Age: 34 Height: 6'7" Weight: 220 lbs Number: 13 ----------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S26||MTL||GP: 50||G: 4||A: 1||P: 5||+/-: -6||PIM: 8||H: 33||SHT: 15||SB: 2 S27||MTL||GP: 50||G: 33||A: 29||P: 62||+/-: 19||PIM: 38||H: 44||SHT: 212||SB: 12 S28||MTL||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 33||P: 53||+/-: 22||PIM: 16||H: 48||SHT: 185||SB: 9 SMJHL Total Regular Season Stats: S26-28||MTL||GP: 150 || G: 57 || A: 63 || P: 120 || +/-: 35 || PIM: 62 || SHT: 412 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Play Off Statisticals S26||MTL||GP: 5||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 2||H: 3||SHT: 4||SB: 0 S27||MTL||GP: 17||G: 12||A: 9||P: 21||+/-: -2||PIM: 0||H: 19||SHT: 68||SB: 4 S28||MTL||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 6||P: 12||+/-: 5||PIM: 8||H: 27||SHT: 59||SB: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Stats S29||NEW||GP: 50||G: 2||A: 5||P: 7||+/-: -9||PIM: 11||H: 38||SHT: 80||SB: 3||SHT%: 2.50% S30||NEW||GP: 50||G: 13||A: 18||P: 31||+/-: 9||PIM: 0||H: 10||SHT: 176||SB: 13||SHT%: 7.39% S31||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 27||P: 47||+/-: 15||PIM: 0||H: 4||SHT: 182||SB: 11||SHT%: 10.99% S32||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 19||P: 39||+/-: 20||PIM: 7||H: 8||SHT: 190||SB: 2||SHT%: 10.53% S33||NEW||GP: 50||G: 26||A: 24||P: 50||+/-: 14||PIM: 33||H: 16||SHT: 209||SB: 9||SHT%: 12.44% S34||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 25||P: 50||+/-: 17||PIM: 12||H: 10||SHT: 200||SB: 7||SHT%: 12.50% S35||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 21||P: 46||+/-: 11||PIM: 22||H: 25||SHT: 211||SB: 16||SHT%: 11.85% S36||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 28||P: 48||+/-: 12||PIM: 12||H: 70||SHT: 205||SB: 18||SHT%: 9.76%||FO%: 56.79%||FOT: 1141 S37||NEW||GP: 50||G: 21||A: 28||P: 49||+/-: 5||PIM: 19||H: 18||SHT: 198||SB: 16||SHT%: 10.61%||FO%: 55.90%||FOT: 1855 S38||NEW||GP: 50||G: 24||A: 29||P: 53||+/-: 4||PIM: 4||H: 19||SHT: 212||SB: 21||SHT%: 11.32%||FO%: 51.76%||FOT: 1735 <OPTION>SHL Regular Season Stats: S29-38||NEW||GP: 500||G: 196||A: 224||P: 420||+/-: 98||PIM: 110||H: 218||SHT: 1863||SB: 116||SHT%: 9.99%||FO%: 54.82% ||FOT: 4731 SHL Play Off Statisticals S29||NEW||DNQ S30||NEW||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 7||P: 13||+/-: 13||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 47||SB: 4||SHT%: 12.77%  *CUP* S31||NEW||GP: 19||G: 8||A: 11||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM:17||H: 2||SHT: 56||SB: 4||SHT%: 14.29% *CUP* S32||NEW||GP: 11||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 0||PIM: 0||H: 1|| SHT: 54||SB: 3|| SHT%: 3.70% S33||NEW||GP: 18||G: 9||A: 10||P: 19||+/-: 14||PIM: 21||H: 7||SHT: 72||SB: 2||SHT%: 12.50% S34||NEW||GP: 11||G: 5||A: 5||P: 10||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 11||SHT: 40||SB: 1||SHT%: 12.50% S35||NEW||GP: 9||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -8||PIM: 19||H: 3||SHT: 34||SB: 4||SHT%: 2.94% S36||NEW||GP: 18||G: 10||A: 9||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM: 5||H: 17||SHT: 87||SB: 6||SHT%: 11.49%||FO%: 52.77% (578) S37||NEW||DNQ S38||NEW||GP: 7||G: 2||A: 3||P: 5||+/-: 4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 29||SB: 2||SHT%: 6.90%||FO%: 50.20% (249) SHL Total Playoff Stats: S29-38||NEW||GP: 107||G: 43||A: 50||P: 93||+/-: 29||PIM: 62||H: 45||SHT: 419||SB: 26||SHT%: 9.64%||FO%: 51.49% (578) ------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Round Robin Statistics S26||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 7||SHT: 1|| SB: 0 S27||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 7|| SB: 1 S28||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 2||P: 2||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 4|| SB: 2 S29||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: -5||PIM: 2||H: 9||SHT: 14|| SB: 1 S30||UK||GP: 10||G: 3||A: 3||P: 6||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 5||SHT: 30||SB: 3||SHT%: 10.00%||FOT: 208||FO%: 40.38% S31||UK||GP: 10||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -7||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 21||SB: 3||SHT%: 4.76%||FOT: 259||FO%: 43.24% ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Statistics S26||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 0||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 0 S27 - Did not qualify- S28||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 1 S29 - Did not qualify- S30||UK||GP: 3||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 8||SB: 0||SHT%: 25.00%||FOT:51||FO%: 43.14% S31||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 1||SB: 0||SHT%: 0%||FOT: 28||FO%: 35.71% ------------------------------------------------------------ Trophy Case S26 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact S27 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact S27 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player) S27 Ideen Fallah Award - (MVP Voted by Awards Committee) S27 Jared Hanson Trophy - (Top in points) S27 Roberto Martucci - (Most Goals) S28 FOUR STAR CUP WINNER (MONTREAL IMPACT) S28 Damien Littleton Award - (Most dedicated SHLer) S28 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player) S28 Elias Armia - (Commish MVP) S28 Jared Hansen - (Top Point-Scorer) S30 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK) S30 IIHF SILVER MEDAL TEAM UK S31 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK) S33 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 30sth overall in S26 SMJHL Draft by Montreal Impact Drafted 7th overall in S27 SHL Draft by New England Wolfpack ------------------------------------------------------------ Cool Stuff: Assigned Captian of the Montreal Impact S27 Assigned Captian of the Montreal Militia S28 Assigned Alternative Captian of the New England Wolfpack S30 (づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ

The easiest way to pick out an Argonaut is to ask how many eyes a boat has. They will either look at you quizzically and wander off, muttering about what a weird dude that guy is under their breath, say ‘none obviously’, or maybe even say ‘well it’d have 2 if it has any’. But only an Argo would say ‘the best boats have 1 eye!’

Platoon's players are not a very creative bunch. They just go "caw cawwww" to try to sound like what they think eagles sound like but they just end up looking dumb. Spies from other teams have too much pride to do it so they are easy to identify.

Elena Maximova | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine Number: 64 ---------------------------------------------- S78: Won Challenge Cup with the Los Angeles Panthers S76: Traded to the Los Angeles Panthers S72: Won Four Star Cup with the St. Louis Scarecrows S72: Traded to the St. Louis Scarecrows S70: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs S69: Won Quilha Agante Trophy (best SMJHL dman) S69: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles S69: Named ass-captain of the Québec City Citadelles S69: Drafted 3rd overall by the Québec City Citadelles
Jasper Maximov | Defense | New Orleans Specters | Retired Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine Number: 13 ---------------------------------------------- S68: Won gold medal with Sweden S66: Signed with the New Orleans Specters S61: Traded to the Baltimore Platoon S58: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles S57: Won silver WJC medal with Sweden S56: Drafted 9th overall by the Winnipeg Jets S55: Named captain of the Québec City Citadelles S55: Drafted 20th overall by the Québec City Citadelles
Мариа Максимова | Defense | West Kendall Platoon | Retired Birthplace: Saint Petersburg, Russia Number: 9 ---------------------------------------------- Transactions/Achievements: S38: Won gold medal with Russia S37: Named alternate captain for the West Kendall Platoon S32: Won bronze medal with Russia S28: Won silver medal with Russia S26: Named to the All-Rookie team S26: Won gold medal with Russia S26: Named captain of Russia S25: Won Four Star Cup with the Kelowna Knights S25: Won SMJHL Prospects Showcase as co-GM of the Outlaws (/w Lord Pretty Flacko) S25: Drafted 4th overall by the West Kendall Platoon S24: Named alternate captain for the Kelowna Knights S24: Drafted 10th overall by the Kelowna Knights

In Calgary we have two options: First is to just let Grogu use the force and read their minds or something like that. I dunno how the force works. Second, we just let the team tiger #Kitty walk through the locker room before each game and eat whoever she doesn't recognize.

 Winnipeg Aurora 

Duncan Mackenzie || RW || Winnipeg Aurora Height: 6'2" Weight: 225 lbs Number: 29 Born: Vancouver, Canada --------------------------------------- SMJHL Draft: 29OA by Kelowna Knights SHL Draft: 18OA by Calgary Dragons Traded: S71 Trade Dealine to Baltimore for S72 BAP 1st, S74 BAP 2nd, and Tommy Tightpants --------------------------------------- Career Stats ***SMJHL Regular Season*** S60: GP:66 | G:6 | A:11 | P:17 | +\-: -35 | PIM:18 | H:94 S61: GP:66 | G:23 | A:33 | P:56 | +\-: 7 | PIM:20 | H:97 S62: GP:66 | G:17 | A:32 | P:49 | +\-: -5 | PIM:22 | H:94 S63: GP:66 | G:17 | A:30 | P:47 | +\-: 22 | PIM:12 | H:107 Total: GP:264 | G:63 | A:106 | P:169 | +\-: -11 | PIM:72 | H:392 ***SMJHL Playoffs*** S60: GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: -6 | PIM:0 | H:14 S61: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: -1 | PIM:0 | H:15 S62: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 2 | PIM:2 | H:16 S63: GP:18 | G:3 | A:9 | P:12 | +\-: -3 | PIM:5 | H:19 Total: GP:38 | G:9 | A:13 | P:22 | +\-: -8 | PIM:7 | H:64 ***SHL Regular Season*** S64: GP:66| G:17 | A:10 | P:27 | +\-: -28 | PIM:29 | H:124 S65: GP:66| G:22 | A:24 | P:46 | +\-: -49 | PIM:62*(5) | H:161*(T-1) S66: GP:66| G:25 | A:45 | P:70 | +\-: -20 | PIM:28 | H:113 S67: GP:66| G:50* (4) | A:44 | P:94 | +\-: 28 | PIM:20 | H:111 S68: GP:66| G:26 | A:47 | P:73 | +\-: 9 | PIM:36 | H:122 S69: GP66| G:30 | A:49 | P:79 | +\-:8  | PIM:24 | H:124 S70: GP66| G:26 | A:59 | P:85 | +\-:5  | PIM:30 | H:107 S71: GP65| G:26 | A:49 | P:75 | +\-:-35  | PIM:44 | H:124 ***SHL Playoffs*** S66: GP:5| G:2 | A:0 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:2 | H:7 S67: GP:12 | G:11 | A:6 | P:17 | +\-: 7 | PIM:2 | H:24 S68: GP:11 | G:3 | A:4 | P:7 | +\-: 2 | PIM:0 | H:15 S69: GP:4 | G:0 | A:2 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:0 | H:11 S70: GP:9 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:15 ***WJC*** S60: GP:13 | G:5 | A:0 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:23 S61: GP:13 | G:4 | A:4 | P:8 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:19 S62: GP:14 | G:3 | A:0 | P:3 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:29 S63: GP:14 | G:9 | A:4 | P:13 | +\-: 1 | PIM:2 | H:37 Total: GP:54 | G:21| A:8 | P:29 | +\-: 1 | PIM:10 | H:108 ***IIHF*** S62: GP:12 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:7 S63: GP:13 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -1 | PIM:6 | H:25 S64: GP:12 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:6 | H:19 S65: GP:12 | G:1 | A:3 | P:4 | +\-: -5  | PIM:10 | H:20 S66: GP:13 | G:3 | A:6 | P:9 | +\-: 2 | PIM:8 | H:14 S67: GP:12 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:23 S68: GP:14 | G:4 | A:6 | P:10 | +\-: 5 | PIM:0 | H:33 S69: GP:12 | G:5 | A:5 | P:10 | +\-: -6 | PIM:4 | H:21 S70: GP:12 | G:9 | A:6 | P:15 | +\-: 6 | PIM:4 | H:24

The best way to identify a true Dragon is to ask them, "What type of dressing do you want on your salad?" The only correct answer is, "We don't do that here!" because there is no salad allowed in the Dragon diet

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I would just go "hey random question: what do you think, who should've been the rookie of the year last season?". If they don't start pronouncing Tim Allen Jr.'s name before I finish the question, they aren't from our team.

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Jaromir Jagrbomb - RD - Quebec City Citadelles

Walton Stromberg - C - Philadelphia Forge Career highlights: S54 SMJHL Entry Draft - 25th overall pick by Maine Timber S54 - Alex Andani Award (WJC Top Rookie) S55 SHL Entry Draft - 22nd overall pick by San Francisco Pride S57 - WJC Gold Medal as the captain of Team Finland S58 - Selected to SHL All-Rookie Team S60 - Inducted to Maine Timber Hall of Fame S62 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland S64 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland S66 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland S69 - SHL Challenge Cup Champion (Philadelphia Forge)

Our secret handshake would 100% be the macarana dance. We would do it after ever great play on the ice and also just when one of us is feeling down.

I would ask to see multiple forms of identification, ask them several personal questions and maybe do something like a blood test too? Not sure, there's definitely some good options out there and I would be very thorough to make sure I got it right

EMIL KARLSSON | C | MONTREAL PATRIOTES | 1671 TPE NAME: Emil Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 230 lbs NUMBER: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S76 MTL: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 29, P: 47, +/-: -90, H: 71 S77 MTL: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: -73, H: 70 S78 MTL: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 42, P: 68, +/-: -44, H: 78 S79 MTL: GP: 66, G: 29, A: 34, P: 63, +/-: -13, H: 64 S80 MTL: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 36, P: 61, +/-: -37, H: 78 S81 MTL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: , H: TOT: GP: 330, G: 117, A: 172, P: 289, +/-: -257, H: 361 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S76 MTL: DNQ S77 MTL: DNQ S78 MTL: DNQ S79 MTL: DNQ S80 MTL: DNQ S81 MTL: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S72 DET: GP: 8, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -8, H: 9 S73 DET: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 23, P: 41, +/-: -3, H: 73 S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 9, A: 24, P: 33, +/-: -7, H: 59 S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 38, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 90 TOT: GP: 206, G: 44, A: 85, P: 129, +/-: -9, H: 231 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S72 DET: DNQ S73 DET: GP: 9, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -7, H: 9 S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 12 S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -8, H: 15 TOT: GP: 40, G: 7, A: 18, P: 25, +/-: -11, H: 36 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S74: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons) S74: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden) S75: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden) S78: SHL All Star ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S72: Signed as UDFA with Detroit Falcons S73: Drafted 16th overall by Detroit Falcons S74: Drafted 6th overall by Montreal Patriotes ------------------------------------------------------------
ISAK SOGARD | D | RETIRED NAME: Isak Sogard BIRTHPLACE: Bergen, Norway HEIGHT: 6'2" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S68 STL: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16 S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S68 STL: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16 S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S68: Signed as UDFA with St. Louis Scarecrows S69: Drafted 2nd overall by Kelowna Knights ------------------------------------------------------------
KAARLO KEKKONEN | LW | RETIRED NAME: Kaarlo Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Akaa, Finland HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 82 --------------------------------------------------------- SHL CAREER STATS S54 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 13, P: 18, +/-: -5, H: 12 S55 TEX: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 16, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 19 S56 TEX: GP: 50, G: 21, A: 23, P: 44, +/-: 4, H: 23 S57 TEX: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 40, P: 66, +/-: 37, H: 23 S58 TEX: GP: 66, G: 28, A: 47, P: 75, +/-: 37, H: 15 S59 TEX: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 39, P: 70, +/-: 34, H: 27 S60 MTL: GP: 66, G: 29, A: 37, P: 66, +/-: -21, H: 55 S61 MTL: GP: 66, G: 30, A: 30, P: 60, +/-: -13, H: 89 S62 PHI: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 51, P: 91, +/-: 18, H: 47 S63 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 50, P: 71, +/-: 23, H: 58 S64 PHI: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 32, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 51 S65 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 37, P: 58, +/-: 18, H: 57 S66 PHI: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 24, P: 42, +/-: -21, H: 142 S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 20, A: 30, P: 50, +/-: -8, H: 69 S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 17, P: 34, +/-: -4, H: 117 TOT: GP: 942, G: 352, A: 486, P: 838, +/-: 124, H: 804 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S54 TEX: DNQ S55 TEX: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 0, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 2 S56 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -6 , H: 1 S57 TEX: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -3, H: 1 S58 TEX: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 2, H: 6 S59 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 3, H: 10 S60 MTL: DNQ S61 MTL: DNQ S62 PHI: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 5, H: 8 S63 PHI: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 6 S64 PHI: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -7, H: 3 S65 PHI: GP: 7, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: 4, H: 6 S66 PHI: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: 1, H: 10 S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3 S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 9, A: 4, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 34 TOT: GP: 92, G: 29, A: 30, P: 59, +/-: -10, H: 87 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S49 DET: GP:5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 0 S50 DET: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 12, P: 21, +/-: -6, H: 47 S51 DET: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 42 S52 DET: GP: 50, G: 29, A: 33, P: 62, +/-: 19, H: 58 S53 DET: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: 25 H: 5 TOT: GP: 205, G: 73, A: 99, P: 172, +/-: 45, H: 152 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S50 DET: GP: 10, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 1, H: 10 S51 DET: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -4, H: 8 S52 DET: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 3, P: 9, +/-: 6, H: 10 S53 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 0, H: 7 TOT: GP: 44, G: 10, A: 10, P: 27, +/-: 3, H: 35 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS S50 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: -4, H: 1 S51 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 5 S52 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 3 S53 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -8, H: 1 S54 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0 S55 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -5, H: 2 S56 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, H: 0 S57 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: -6, H: 0 S58 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 4 S59 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/-: -3, H: 12 S60 FIN: GP: 12, G: 11, A: 4, P: 15, +/-: 12, H: 12 S61 FIN: GP: 14, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: 10, H: 12 S62 FIN: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: 8, H: 8 S63 FIN: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 4, P: 8, +/-: 6, H: 6 TOT: GP: 174, G: 50, A: 55, P: 105, +/-: -6, H: 66 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S52: 1st Team All SMJHL S52: Jared Hanson Trophy (SMJHL Points Leader) S52: Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goals Leader) S52: Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL Players MVP) S52: Ideen Fallah Trophy (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP) S53: 1st Team All SMJHL S53: Ron Bolt Trophy (SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike) S53: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons) S59: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades) S60: Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S60: All SHL 3rd Team S60: SHL All-Star S61: IIHF Bronze Medal (Finland) S61: SHL All-Star S62: Ron Mexico (MVP) Nominee S62: All SHL 2nd Team S62: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland) S62: SHL All-Star S63: SHL All-Star S64: SHL All-Star S64: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland) ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S50: Drafted 8th overall by Detroit Falcons S51: Drafted 31st overall by Texas Renegades (GM Pick) S51: Signed ELC with Texas, 3 seasons @ 8 mil S54: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 9 mil S57: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 12 mil S60: Signed extension with Montreal, 2 seasons @ 8 mil S62: Signed extension with Montreal, 1 season @ 4 mil S62: Traded to Philadelphia Forge S63: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 6 mil S64: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil S65: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil S66: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 4 mil S67: Signed as Free Agent with Buffalo, 2 seasons @ 8 mil ------------------------------------------------------------
DANIEL KARLSSON | RETIRED NAME: Daniel Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'2" WEIGHT: 210 lbsNUMBER: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S42 TEX: GP: 1, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 S43 TEX: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 22, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 73 S44 TEX: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 24, P: 32, +/-: 4, H: 64 S45 TEX: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 32, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 60 S46 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/-: -9, H: 55 S47 TEX: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 29, P: 38, +/-: -7, H: 117 S48 TEX: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 32, P: 49, +/-: 1, H: 41 S49 TEX: GP: 19, G: 7, A: 8, P: 15, +/-: 0, H: 17 S49 SFP: GP: 31, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 6, H: 93 TOT: GP: 351, G: 62, A: 186, P: 248, +/-: -8, H: 520 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S43 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S40 STL: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 12, P: 15, +/-: 2, H: 58 S41 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 31, P: 35, +/-: 7, H: 53 S42 STL: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 26, P: 27, +/-: -9, H: 59 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S40 STL: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: 0, H: 4 S41 STL: GP: 4 G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 3 S42 STL: DNQ ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS S41 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: 1, H: 0 S42 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 12 S43 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 S44 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: 6, H: 7 S45 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/-: 7, H: 17 S46 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 8, H: 12 S47 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 26 S48 USA: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 1, H: 18 TOT: GP: 86, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/-: 27, H: 92 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S43: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team S44: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S40: Drafted 1st overall by St. Louis Scarecrows S41: Drafted by Texas Renegades (GM Rule) S41: Signed ELC with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 1.5 mil S44: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 9 mil ------------------------------------------------------------
SVEN KARLSSON | C | RETIRED NAME: Sven Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S26 POR: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 16, P: 25, +/-: -1, H: 6 S27 POR: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 15, P: 26, +/-: -20, H: 13 S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 6, H: 43 S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 27, P: 43, +/-: -4, H: 3 S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 20, P: 35, +/-: -12, H: 5 S31 LAP: GP: 49, G: 11, A: 21, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 42 S32 TOR: GP: 51, G: 16, A: 24, P: 40, +/-: 10, H: 32 S33 TOR: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 13, P: 27, +/-: 7, H: 13 S34 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 29, P: 44, +/-: 6, H: 42, S35 TEX: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 29, P: 42, +/-: 9, H: 48, S36 TEX: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 35, P: 46, +/-: 5, H: 28, S37 TEX: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 21, P: 37, +/-: 2, H: 28, S38 TEX: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 25, P: 44, +/-: 13, H: 18, S39 TEX: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 36, P: 51, +/-: 17, H: 36, S40 TEX: GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: 12, H: 13, TOT : GP: 750, G: 210, A: 362, P: 572, +/-: 35, H: 358 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S26 POR: DNQ S27 POR: DNQ S28 LAP: DNQ S29 LAP: DNQ S30 LAP:  DNQ S31 LAP: DNQ S32 TOR: DNQ S33 TOR: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 4, H: 7 S34 TOR: GP: 7, G: 1, A:5, P: 6, +/-: 2, H: 13, S35 TEX: GP: 6, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: -7, H: 2, S36 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: -1, H: 8, S37 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4,: S38 TEX: DNQ S39 TEX: DNQ S40 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT : GP: 44, G: 11, A: 24, P: 35, +/-: -6, H: 34 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S25 DET: GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14 TOT : GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S25 DET: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2 TOT: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S26: Made SHL Debut for Portland Admirals S26: Made IIHF Debut for Team Sweden S27: Named as alternate captain of Portland Admirals S27: Won IIHF Silver Medal S28: Won IIHF Gold Medal S28: Ranked #85 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S29: Named as alternate captain of Los Angeles Panthers S29: Won IIHF Gold Medal S29: Ranked #64 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S30: Ranked #78 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S31: Stripped of LAP alt. captaincy S31: Suspsended for a game for unsportsmanlike conduct S31: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S32: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S33: Ranked #90 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S34: Named as alternate captain of Toronto North Stars S34: Ranked #63 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S35: Won IIHF Silver Medal S35: Ranked #56 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S36: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades) S36: Ranked #60 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S37: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S38: Ranked #52 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S39: Ranked #20 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S40: Named Head GM of Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ GM AWARDS/HONOURS S41: Won Lance Uppercut Award (Best GM) S41: Won Joe McKeil Award (Best Coach) ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S25: Signed by Detroit Falcons as UDFA S26: Drafted 15th overall by Portland Admirals S26: Signed ELC with Portland Admirals, 3 years @ 9 mil S28: Traded from Portland Admirals to Los Angeles Panthers S28: Signed extension with Los Angeles Panthers, 5 years @ 17.5 mil S32: Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to Toronto North Stars S33: Signed extension with Toronto North Stars, 2 years @ 15 mil S35: Traded from Toronto North Stars to Texas Renegades S35: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 15 mil S38: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 18 mil ------------------------------------------------------------

All forge players are involuntarily branded on the inside of their right palm with a hammer and anvil. This way you can always see when you shake hands who is part of the secret cabal

Credit to Ml002, King, Wasty, Carpy, Bruins10, Rum_Ham, Turd Ferguson, Ragnar and Enigmatic for the sigs.

| C | Red Kirkby | Philadelphia | NZ | 1561 |S64- SMJHL career: -Picked 29th by ANC in the 63rd SMJHL draft ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats S63 | GP:66 | G:16 A:15 P:31 | -19 | PIM:16 | H:101 | SB:38 S64 | GP:66 | G:11 A:27 P:38 | -33 | PIM:17 | H:166 | SB:27 S65 | GP:66 | G:15 A:24 P:39 | -20 | PIM:86 | H:118 | SB:23 SMJHL playoff stats S63 | DNQ S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:3 P:4 | -1 | PIM:0 | H:8 | SB:5 S65 | DNQ ---------------------------------------------------- SHL stats S66 | GP:66 | G:15 A:21 P:36 | -11 | PIM:36 | H:48 | SB:47 S67 | GP:66 | G:33 A:26 P:59 | 27 | PIM:22 | H:81 | SB:42 S68 | GP:66 | G:40 A:34 P:74 | 24 | PIM:44 | H:70 | SB:34 S69 | GP:66 | G:36 A:45 P:81 | 34 | PIM:43 | H:66 | SB:50 S69 | GP:66 | G:63 A:69 P:132 | 62 | PIM:58 | H:96 | SB:57 SHL playoff stats S66 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | 2 | PIM:4 | H:4 | SB:2 S67 | GP:7 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -2 | PIM:2 | H:2 | SB:6 S68 | GP:5 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | -3 | PIM: 4 | H:3 | SB:2 S69 | GP:21 | G:16 A:14 P:30 | 15 | PIM:10 | H:15 | SB:13 S69 | GP:18 | G:8 A:19 P:27 | 8 | PIM:18 | H:18 | SB:15
| D | Rex Kirkby | Philadelphia | UK | 2114 TPE peak |S43-S63 SMJHL career: -Picked 42nd by ANC in the 42nd SMJHL draft -Traded to St Louis in S43 SHL career: -Picked 10th by WKP in the 43rd SHL draft -Traded to New England S53  -Traded to New Orleans S55 -Free Agent to Atlanta S57 -Traded to Buffalo S59 -Voted to the all rookie team S44 -Won Challenge Cup [48] -Won Bojo Biscuit Award [49,50,51] -1st team allstar [55] -2nd team allstar [50] -3rd team allstar [51, 58] ---------------------------------------------------- SMJHL stats S42- GP:50 G:4 A:16 P:20 +/-:-13 PIM:36 H:70 SB:39 S43- GP:51 G:7 A:21 P:28 +/-:-9 PIM:44 H:88 SB:61 SMJHL playoff stats S42- GP:9 G1 A:2 P:3 +/-:2 PIM:14 H:11 SB:5 S43- GP:12 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:2 PIM:12 H:16 SB:20 ---------------------------------------------------- SHL stats S44 | GP:50 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | +15 | PIM:16 | H:44 | SB:55 S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:14 P:17 | -1 | PIM:8 | H:26 | SB:55 S46 | GP:50 | G:5 A:20 P:25 | +6 | PIM:12 | H:53 | SB:59 S47 | GP:50 | G:11 A:22 P:33 | +11 | PIM:28 | H:58 | SB:66 S48 | GP:50 | G:11 A:18 P:29 | -1 | PIM:22 | H:50 | SB:67 S49 | GP:50 | G:9 A:32 P:41 | +21 | PIM:48 | H:139 | SB:63 S50 | GP:50 | G:8 A:36 P:44 | +3 | PIM:72 | H:154 | SB:88 S51 | GP:50 | G:10 A:27 P:37 | -10 | PIM:73 | H:152 | SB:93 S52 | GP:50 | G:12 A:23 P:35 | -2 | PIM:48 | H:144 | SB:78 S53 | GP:50 | G:9 A:28 P:37 | +30 | PIM:18 | H:78 | SB:90 S54 | GP:50 | G:7 A:32 P:39 | +23 | PIM:4 | H:78 | SB:120 S55 | GP:50 | G:10 A:34 P:44 | +26 | PIM:28 | H:83 | SB:128 S56 | GP:50 | G:7 A:26 P:33 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:94 | SB:91 S57 | GP:62 | G:8 A:44 P:52 | -5 | PIM:46 | H:116 | SB:143 S58 | GP:66 | G:14 A:40 P:54 | +14 | PIM:26 | H:70 | SB:134 S59 | GP:71 | G:12 A:36 P:48 | +3 | PIM:30 | H:24 | SB:104 S60 | GP:66 | G:7 A:30 P:37 | -23 | PIM:16 | H:84 | SB:119 S61 | GP:66 | G:9 A:29 P:38 | +1 | PIM:6 | H:107 | SB:99 S62 | GP:66 | G:8 A:21 P:29 | +24 | PIM:8 | H:83 | SB:90 S63 | GP:66 | G:7 A:16 P:23 | +2 | PIM:18 | H:63 | SB:71 Total | GP:1112 | G:169 A:544 P:713 | +123 | PIM:543 | H:1700 | SB:1817 SHL playoff stats S44 | GP:18 | G:1 A:6 P:7 | +5 | PIM:12 | H:24 | SB:15 S45 | GP:18 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15 S47 | GP:15 | G:1 A:7 P:8 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15 S48 | GP:10 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H: 16 | SB:17 S49 | GP:7 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:12 | H: 9 | SB:11 S53 | GP:11 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | -5 | PIM:16 | H: 30 | SB:29 S55 | GP:20 | G:5 A:10 P:15 | +6 | PIM:2 | H: 31 | SB:60 S56 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -3 | PIM:0 | H: 3 | SB:13 S57 | GP:10 | G:0 A:8 P:8 | +2 | PIM:2 | H: 18 | SB:18 S57 | GP:11 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | +4 | PIM:6 | H: 21 | SB:9 S59 | GP:19 | G:3 A:7 P:10 | +11 | PIM:0 | H: 31 | SB:16 S60 | GP:6 | G:0 A:5 P:5 | 0 | PIM:2 | H: 11 | SB:6 S61 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | +1 | PIM:0 | H: 10 | SB:11 S62 | GP:6 | G:0 A:2 P:2 | +3 | PIM:2 | H: 7 | SB:10 S63 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -7 | PIM:6 | H: 9 | SB:6
| Max Brannagan | Philadelphia Forge GM | S60- | Anchorage Armada GM (retired)| S44-S56| Forge Regular Season Records: S60: 30-33-3 S61: 30-27-9 S62: 32-25-9 S63: 34-22-10 S64: 38-23-5 pbl]----------------------------------------------------[/pbl] Forge Post Season Records: S60: 2-4 1st round exit vs Baltimore S61: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa S62: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa S63: 2-4 1st round exit vs Hamilton S64: 0-4 1st round exit vs Buffalo ---------------------------------------------------- Armada Regular Season Records: S44: 23-21-6 6th place S45: 30-16-4 2nd place S46: 26-21-3 4th place S47: 25-20-5 6th place S48: 26-22-2 6th place S49: 21-25-4 10th place S50: 29-18-3 2nd place S51: 28-16-6 2nd place S52: 21-23-6 9th place S53: 29-18-3 3rd place S54: 22-23-5 8th place S55: 35-12-3 3rd place S56: 29-17-4 3rd place Total record: 344-252-54  ---------------------------------------------------- Armada Post Season Records: S44: 3-4 1st round exit vs Vancouver S45: 2-4 2nd round exit vs Colorado  S46: 6-5 3rd round exit Vs St. Louis S47: 0-4 2nd round exit Vs Vancouver  S48: 5-5 3rd round exit Vs Vancouver S49: 6-7 2nd round exit Vs Detroit  S50: 7-4 3rd round exit Vs Carolina  S51: 12-8 ★★★★ winners  S52: 2-4 1st round exit vs Newfoundland  S53: 3-4 1st round exit vs Anaheim  S54: 3-4 1st round exit vs Kelowna  S55: 3-4 2nd round exit vs Maine 
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