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*Evil_AllBran* · 10-20-2022, 06:32 PM

Shamelessly stolen straight from the ol' Harry Potter: Golden snitch rule. I'd introduce a little flying drone to each game, first person to catch the drone wins.

Thelastheraclid · 10-20-2022, 11:07 PM

Add a death goal in the benches! A tiny 1 by 1 goal is installed in each bench. Teams are not allowed to actively cover the net. They can only attempt to block the puck when it is heading towards the bench. If the puck enters the death goal the opposing team automatically wins.

***hotdog*** · 10-20-2022, 11:09 PM

during the game there is a bagel on the side of the rink if you are able to get to, hoist, and consume the bagel in one sitting to completion you instantly win the game. other players can try to prevent you from eating the bagel. @micool132 is the league leader in Bagel Wins

Kyamprac · 10-21-2022, 12:42 AM

If a player can score a fancy goal on their tippy toes like Fred Flintstone throws a bowling ball, their team will automatically win the game.

Accka · 10-21-2022, 04:33 AM

The goalies are now allowed to skate the puck past the neutral zone. This'll allow highly skilled goalies to essentially be a 6th skater on the ice at times and y'all know I'm cracked

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Ronniewalker · 10-21-2022, 06:53 AM

New rule says that the game is immediately over once a team surrenders a shorthanded goal. It would of course make powerplays that much more useless as any risktaking could be that much more costly, but hey you didn't ask for a good rule Tongue

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zaynzk · 10-21-2022, 11:31 AM

one thing that i am adding as a rule is now that any one who is a lavian who scores a goal will get 20 points since latvia best country and i think this is cool

**bbjygm** · 10-21-2022, 12:35 PM

I think the only obvious answer is the most Hodor-ish player wins the game for their team, including free 3 extra games at the end of the seasons. It's obvious Hodor would win and Regina would have a perfect 69-0-0 record.

***Fantobens*** · 10-21-2022, 12:37 PM

Three words, last man standing. Under the arena screen at center ice will be a cage. Two men enter. If one man leaves at any point or knocked out they lose automatically. Bring back the goons!

Muerto · 10-21-2022, 12:40 PM

A new rule that should give an Instant win is that if you can use a Jedi mind-trick on the entire opposing team to convince them the game is over and they leave and don't come on the ice, it's not tampering.

JT3 · 10-21-2022, 12:45 PM

There's a miniature sized net at the top of the upper bowl above either teams end. If someone can snipe it, game over. If not, you get the boot from the game. Probably a horrendous idea for fan safety, but it sounds fun.

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CrazyMojito · 10-21-2022, 01:34 PM

If your team finds itself down by 3 goals midway through the 2nd period you can elect to play 3 on 5 for 5 minutes. If your team scores, you win! If you fail to score, you play 3 on 5 for the rest of the game.

Crunk · 10-21-2022, 01:53 PM

If the game is tied in the third period and there is a break in play, a goalie can elect to drop the gloves and fight the other goalie. Winner of the goalie fight wins the game. Expect to see it happen often, overtime and shootouts are unpaid labor.

JSS331 · 10-21-2022, 03:19 PM

The rule for an automatic win that I would propose would be if a player completed a Gordie Howe hat trick their team would win the game. They would need to win the fight though by being the first to draw blood on the opponent.

Mutedfaith · 10-21-2022, 05:04 PM

Time to involve the fans. We'll cut a small, round hole in the backside of the officials bench. If a fan can hit the official scorer with a small, soft and plushy ball their team wins the game. Fans of both teams vcan take turns throwing the ball.

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