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S69 mPT #4: Help Wanted February 19th @ 11:59 PM (PST)
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  • Keep track of workouts and nutrition in multiple applications
  • Brew coffee when requested
  • Go over game film with me, highlight key points
  • Willing to pay in EXPERIENCE - if you do a good job I can be an amazing reference for your future

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#92

Luca's personal assistant needs to be able to do 3 things:

1. Make homemade pizza. This is crucial for Luca's pre-game prep.
2. The ability to juggle 2 pucks and a tennis ball while taking phone calls.
3. See line 1.

Luca will pay no more than experience and exposure for doing a good job.

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#93

Honestly BASE PACK's assistant will have to do pretty much everything for him because BASE PACK is a lazy bastard. They really shouldn't give him an assistant because he will literally make the assistant do everything for him at every waking hour.

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Help wanted: Someone who has an excellent sense of direction and navigating without the use of google maps (the internet is spotty at best up here in Alaska)

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#95

My personal assistant must be a connoisseur in cheese. I want a steady supply of cheeses from various locations around the world to sample as well as to keep my "house cheeses" in stock.

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#96
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  • Keep track of important dates like birthdays and anniversaries
  • Bring fresh coffee to work every day
Thats it, pretty easy job. For compensation, all personal expenses paid.

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#97

My personal assistant will basically be in charge of appearances and scheduling events. I dont really need a lot out of the person but I do need some help for stuff I dont have time for playing 2 sports. I'll pay $55 an hour. I've got plenty of money between the two sports

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#98

My personal assistant feeds me hot dogs on the bench. Pretty simple it goes Gatorade, hot dog, Gatorade Gatorade, hot dog, Gatorade. In that cycle rinse and repeat. I think that’s what Phil kessel has too for his personal assistant. Decent job decent pay.
#99

- Feed me an unlimited amount of coffee (and don't you dare put milk or sugar in it);
- Walk the dog 10 times a day;
- Protect me from rednecks (since I live in Texas); 
- Schedule appointements and remind me of birthday. 

Compensation received in the form of autographs and based on performance

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Honestly I would need a personal assistant that makes me food so they would be more like a personal chef. Marner is not a good cook and needs to keep up an excellent diet.

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My personal assistant's main job would be reminding me to tweet. I seem to forget every week until the end of the week. So, their one and only duty would be calling me and screaming at me to get on twitter and send some tweets!



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  • Must clean and dry pair of lucky underpants for every game
  • Must have a bag of frozen peas ready for icing down any bruises - Lakemore is old school and doesn't believe in ice packs
  • Pay is $20 an hour and Jarrod's eternal gratitude

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Essentially my assistant would be a fluffer for @Zombiewolf for when I am not around to keep him satisfied. I woiuld pay around $200 an hour for the work, and Zomboy can last foreverrrrrr (he's a sex god), so it'll be some big paychecks.

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To succeed in the role as a personal assistant, you will need to pre-taste every food I eat, and especially make sure I never eat pizza with pineapples in it by accident. The pay will be 100 dollars per hour.

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My personal assistant would honestly have to do some of the work of being a GM. With an absolute bum like @Pythonic doing nothing all of the time, the assistant is going to have to pick up the slack.

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