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***sköldpaddor*** · 02-17-2023, 02:19 PM

my personal assistant will mostly be hired to stress to everyone who interacts with me how important i think communication is, because i am tired of repeating myself. also my assistant will yell at bigots for me because that gets exhausting after a while and sometimes I want to sleep. oh and they will get me snacks. I will pay them 50 dollars an hour for this service.

***Frenchie*** · 02-17-2023, 02:43 PM

From simple things such as cooking french toast to more lavish things like massaging my exhausted legs while whispering ''no eottird'' softly in my ears. Obviously my presence alone shall be their pay.

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Andy · 02-17-2023, 02:51 PM

My personal assistant would be in charge of making sure all the cats that Meowski had were well fed. Meowski is pretty self sufficient but definitely making sure all of the animals were fed during away games especially is important.

***Toast*** · 02-17-2023, 05:11 PM

Aren't these people already called Co-GMs? Caleb is doing a fantastic job and has been obsessing over strategies to get the most out of a terrible roster. He gets paid in love and affection by the team!

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Arkz · 02-17-2023, 05:40 PM

Jon St. Ark's personal assistant has two main jobs. First, that his water bottles are always filled with both ice and the crispest, cleanest water that one can find. Second, that his pads are regularly cleaned and de-funk'd so that he doesn't smell up the entire locker room after a game or practice.

***DrunkenTeddy*** · 02-17-2023, 07:12 PM

- Prepare my meals
- Take my kids to school
- Do my dishes
- Feed my pet Snow Leopard (don't tell anyone I have this)
- Wash my clothes

Basically a maid.. I need a maid.

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vbottas17 · 02-17-2023, 07:30 PM

Alexi Piastri has a full team of personal assistants, each specializing in different tasks. The toughest job is probably maintaining his surf ranch, but he has assistants for simple tasks such as meal prep, appointment scheduling, etc.
There are around 50 people on Piastri's payroll, each of whom receives a great yearly salary. Piastri has been known to give excellent bonuses to people who excel in their tasks.

***goldenglutes*** · 02-17-2023, 07:55 PM

i will pay like $200 an hour and expect them to book all my trainings during offseason and all my flights home or vacations during player breaks and keep me company when i am feeling lonely

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***RAmenAmen*** · 02-17-2023, 08:15 PM

After joining a third sim league, by personal assistant's primary job will be to keep me from joining any more! Keeping track of PTs and other tasks can be overwhelming, and I've gone from updating on Mondays to Fridays if I'm lucky. Justin Time is on a mission to make goalie TPE matter, so he needs to keep earning it!

***aleks*** · 02-17-2023, 10:59 PM

aleksandr iskandrov, unline b jobin, is not bad at the sport and as a result only wants a personal assistant that:
-would be a good friend
-support him in league of legends as aleksandr iskandrov plays ADC
iskandrov will offer exposure on social media for the role

*Ferda* · 02-17-2023, 11:29 PM

Re-stock premier sports medicine from SHL Kush
Provide physical relief in the pelvic region
Send hate to Gabriel Johnson
Be a lord of the locker room

Pickle Juice · 02-18-2023, 12:36 AM

My personal trainer will be more like a personal chef. I am always bulking so I need to be in a constant caloric surplus. 10,000 calories a day baby, ez.

*Festinator* · 02-18-2023, 01:59 AM

My personal assistant would be required to do all the little tasks that I would be required to do on the daily basis (groceries, errands and such) which would leave me free to truly be able to relax on my days off

High Stick King · 02-18-2023, 06:42 AM

Spack Jarrow's personal assistant's entire purpose for existing would be to ensure that the JellyBean jar is always full and has absolutely no black ones because those taste terrible. They would get paid $150k a year but would expected to be on call at all times, regardless of the holiday.

***Aleris*** · 02-18-2023, 09:02 AM

Cold brew, one sugar, one cream in the morning and a sugar free gatorade after the game. Thats basically it. Conner is a simple man. Oh and tie my skates too.

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