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SecondSucks22 · 02-19-2023, 07:23 PM

My personal assistant will literally only have 1 job. Make sure my 100lbs cuddle bug of a dog doesnt end up sleeping across my lower back at night with periodical check ins. This shit hurts guys, i need the help. And maybe also turn off the tv once im dead asleep…

***Rangerjase*** · 02-19-2023, 07:35 PM

Nash's personal assistant will need to have well manicured nails, all the better for scritches. Fetching water, and especially treats for me is most important. Payment is a total of $69 per day with a max per-diem of $420.

LampLighter · 02-19-2023, 08:08 PM

My personal assistant would really only need to be able to do one job and that is to chauffeur me from place to place whenever I need it. The pay rate would be anywhere from $25 an hour to $50 an hour.

goilers · 02-19-2023, 08:30 PM

They will need to make sure my fridge is stocked with vitamin water & pickles. Nothing too crazy but if they can keep those two things done they will be making bank

*Tomen* · 02-19-2023, 08:32 PM

My personal assistant would be expected to keep my calendar up to date as well as keep reminding me of the events on it, good communication skills will be needed, pay should be 50 bucks per hour.

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Lazyeye · 02-19-2023, 08:42 PM

My assistance will deal with meal planning, grocery shopping, and hiring a personal chef. I hate dealing with that stuff so to be free of that burden would be great

*AgentSmith630* · 02-19-2023, 08:51 PM

Assist in organizing and scheduling practices, games, and team events
Maintain and organize equipment and uniforms
Communicate effectively with players, coaches, and parents
Attend games and practices to provide support as needed
Assist in player development by providing feedback and support during practices and games
Help with administrative tasks, such as collecting fees and filling out paperwork
Have knowledge of hockey rules and strategies
Be reliable, punctual, and able to work flexible hours as needed
I am willing to pay $20 per hour for this role.

***Evok*** · 02-19-2023, 08:57 PM

my assistant will need to deal with a owl. They will be expected to cater 24/7 to Superb Owl and make sure he's well fed, well rested and ready to prowl on our enemies.

Leoben · 02-19-2023, 09:14 PM

Klaes personal assistant would research the rest of the league so Klaes would know how to accurately fill out season predictions and playoff brackets. He'd also have his assistant remind him to train weekly.

Theseajebus · 02-19-2023, 09:15 PM

My personal assistant would take on the management role of my day to day business and hockey life. To make sure I'm with routine and on time and everything is together. I need a kick in the butt every once and awhile as well as help with important dates for charities, appearances and travel.

Fitted2106 · 02-19-2023, 09:27 PM

Trela is my personal assistant and he is expected to get me blue and cigarettes whenever. Because. If he doesn't he will be fired and let go forever ND ever

Sebster · 02-19-2023, 09:32 PM

My assistant will be responsible for picking up my daily lunch order. 2 chillitos with extreme cheese and oyster crackers. this is my favorite order from skyline.

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Rotti · 02-19-2023, 09:36 PM

My personal assistant will be very busy. They will be really cool, and helpful to me as I am a professional simulation athlete and need lots of assistance from my cool assistant. Their main job will be to make sure all of my bad work is taken care of.

Bonk · 02-19-2023, 09:42 PM

Hugh Minus’s personal assistant will mostly be working in logistics and time budgeting, as he gets very overwhelmed with Day-to-day activities as Maniuses have limited capabilities and those are usually tied up in the game.

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Gooney · 02-19-2023, 10:06 PM

personal assistants are for not me and people who are weaker mindless. i would not have one personally but if i did they would probably file my paperwork.

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