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S72 PT #4: They're Going Somewhere With This, Aren't They

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This past season we found ourselves in a tight race against Anchorage in the standings, fighting for 9th place and a weaker first round opponent. In the end, we unfortunately lost the battle by a singular point. The gap between the teams we are playing is marginal, but still upset we lost we decided to play a little prank. Anchorage earned the chance to play Yukon instead of Regina with their 9th place finish, so we made a fake twitter (x?) account impersonating the Yukon twitter account, got twitter blue on it to make it look legit, and announced that we (Yukon) had signed Ivan Lacksamus from the SHL, who decided to take his talents back to the SMJHL. With replies on twitter such as "I'm so glad we sucked lmao" or "10th place has never been sweeter" on our main accounts, Anchorage and their fans were in disarray. The jig was up within hours, but it was a funny situation regardless. (163 words)



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Player Prompt – All for One - Written Task - 160 Words
Oh, nice. The stinky Syndicate have found themselves right in the center of our crosshairs here in Winnipeg. We’ve planned an elaborate heist to steal the Declaration of Chicago-pendence from their deep underground vault underneath the Chicago Syndicate arena. Marcel Beck, with his leadership abilities, leads the strike team. First, using sedative blow gun darts, the security at the arena are dispatched in non-lethal fashion. Then, Lord Farquaads, Lias Ekholm-Gunnarsson and Jay O’Neil, who are all very well disguised, sneak through into the bowels of the arena. They come upon a chrome and gold elevator which brings the Syndicate staff deep underground. O’Neil drags an incapacitated guard onto the elevator and brings his face up to the scanner so he can have his eye scanned to gain access into the bunker. After a successful ocular scan, the elevator descends, bringing the Aurora strike force deep down into Chicago territory…. Nic Cage is there too, also trying to steal it simultaneously.

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RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother

to prank a big rival we are going back to a classic the trojan horse perhaps the best-known prank of all time throughout the history of the world and its prangs. we do our own version with a trojan angus mcfive. we have a smaller player (philippe eko eel can easily be crammed into small spaces) crawl inside the uniform of micool 132 angus mcfife @micool132 so for a second the other team is confused because they see only 4 atlanta inferno players on the ice and they're like oh shit they fucked up a line change let's get their asses. but then philippe eko eel sneaks out through angus's uniform sleeve or pant leg and springs a breakaway for an easy goal. Somehow this keeps happening and teams keep falling for it throughout the season hehe. as i've written this i realize it's more of a trick than a prank but i think it still counts

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PLAYER PROMPT - All for one...

Written Task: Now, you and your team all need to get together to prank the daylights out of your biggest rival. What do you do? Who do you do it to? Who specifically do you target and why?

Well, the only real logical choice is not an actual rival, it is a former player here in Seattle. And by player, I mean the one and only GM of the team for its first bunch of seasons. Time to prank the hell out of the one and only Tig. The question is, do we prank him by doing something to him, OR do we shock the entire league, trade him and start our rebuild and then continue to go on and win the Challenge Cup. You want to talk about how that would make him feel? I think that would be a more effective way to prank him than stuffing a snake in his locker or putting clear tape on his skate blades so he eats it the second he goes flying on to the ice. Although both of those are also very good ideas. Hell, maybe let’s just do both. Watch your back Tig, and here come the Argos again!




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While our timelines haven't exactly lined up as of late, I would have to say that Calgary is our biggest rival, geographically speaking. And while just reminding those dweebs that they're in Calgary is a big enough prank in and of itself, we felt that we needed to kick things up another notch.

In my defence, I didn't know that they were doing a ceremony for their 500th home game - and if I did things probably would have played out a but differently. But there's no use dwelling on the past, right?

Before their last home game Egli snuck into their arena and replaced the firing mechanism in their mascots tshirt cannon with a flame thrower. Dragons, flame thrower, you get it.... What Egli didn't account for in his plan was the few hundred pounds of tissue paper confetti being dropped from the ceiling at the exact same time that the ol' Calgary Dragon let loose his tshirt cannon. The  entire area above the ice went up in flames, luckily nobody was hurt, other than the Dragon being a little bit singed, but their 500th game has to be postponed due to the top three inches of the ice becoming an unskatable slush.

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Maine ''Timber'' has been pretty big rivals for us this season. So before our last regular season home game against them we decided to prank them. We had a pretty unique idea. We messaged their manager and made him think that our game will start two hours later than it should. He believed it and team came to our arena two hours late. It was pretty funny until they went crazy. They were mad and made an appeala, because of their lateness, they had a technical loss. It was a good ass joke, but I'm pretty sure that they won't believe us anymore any time soon. It was a nice prank, but we should be worried that they could do a pretty similar thing against us. I think it was an original idea, but I'm pretty shocked that it worked. Hope we won't get a fine and they won't pay back us in these play-offs, right?

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Well with the season coming to an end, and playoffs just around the corner I would have to say our main rival is Chicago. This is an interesting one for me, as I was orignally drafted by Texas, and Chicago was our rival during that time. After a couple of seasons I would then join Chicago for a couple of seasons before returning back to Texas and what do you know chicago is our rival again. Since I've played with chicago I will leak all the team secrets that I learned during my time there. This season we had a quite good record against Chicago, specially in comparison to other teams. We played Chicago quite close, and we are definitely the under dogs going into round 1. I will hope that we can continue to use some of the secrets that i learned during my time there to benefit texas and hopefully help us make it past the first round.

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Well, it's time. This thing has really been heating up, but its time to do the two things Bellamy Blake does best - play hockey and save the world! A game against some robots shouldn't be too much trouble if we really think about it, and I trust my alien companions to be ready to suit up as well. While we were informed there's no lethal force, we still must be wary of what we believe, and always keep our guards up and our heads on swivel, both on and off the ice. This game will be a true test of grit and steely determination. Where there is a will there is a way, and I know that Bellamy Blake is ready for the challenge. It is time to put the nose to the grindstone and be at our best, fastest and sharpest. This will not be easy, but together, aliens and myself as one, we *can* do it, and more importantly, we *will* do it!

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Written Task: Now, you and your team all need to get together to prank the daylights out of your biggest rival. What do you do? Who do you do it to? Who specifically do you target and why?

So my team wants to go out there and prank the Manhattan Rage of all teams? I bet they will not even see it coming with the rebuild and other issues they are in, but we have an amazing idea. We have to pretend to be a giant investment team that is looking to help overhaul and take over the team and management. We talk about the fact that we have exclusive trading rights to some of the biggest names in the game and that we have spent extensive resources to collect these individuals to bring them back to new york to make Manhattan great again. In the meantime, we string them along and we keep talking up our people. We reach out to all these contacts of course to get them in on the play, and then just as trade deadline and season contract negotiations are coming around. We pull the rug out on them! It will be hilarious! And then the rage just continue with their rebuild no harm no foul, and in the meantime maybe they actually convince some big names to come play.

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Oh, great the rest of the team thinks it will be fun to prank someone for some unknown reason and now I am tasked with find the poor soul to pull this prank on. Great. Well considering it is supposed to be our greatest rival and I am not exactly sure who that is but for the sake of this. I will say it is the Winnipeg Aurora, so who will be the victim. After reviewing the roster no one was jumping out to him for the victim of this prank so just went with Miguel Hefeweizen for the simple reason that Hugh is not a big fan of hefeweizens. There are several beers which more preferred by Hugh but faced with this peer pressure to pick some one Hugh had to pick someone and could not find any better reason to prank anyone else. Therefore, Miguel Hefeweizen gets pranked. I am sorry but I had to pick someone.

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