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ibuprofenaddict · 11-29-2023, 11:11 AM

Option 2

In the chaos of the arena, covered by the hubbub surrounding this crucial elimination game, I use the cover of the morning skate to sneak in and sabotage the Scarecrow's skate sharpener and accessories. Knowing that the team likes a fresh cut before each game, I swap out the grinding wheel to a 1" radius. Not only that, but i replace all of their rings with 1" rings, but with a proper assortment of labels to trick the equipment manager into thinking he's delivering each player's preferred cut. When the game warmups begin, some of the players, specifically the more agile or smaller player, notice something is wrong and request a re-grind before the game - but it is too late. Paralyzed by their inability to accelerate and make quick-cut turns or dekes, St. Louis is limited to skating mostly in straight lines. While the 1" radius gives them a lot of glide and top end speed, today's game is all about quickness and agility. Our team plays coast to cost, with a lot of crossing and moves, and the opposition cant keep up, resulting in the big W.

With nobody smart enough to measure the rings and realize that they've been sabotaged, the Scarecrows simply order a new set of grinding rings (after firing the equipment manager) and new skates for every player for next season.

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AK41 · 11-29-2023, 11:28 AM

I mean, lets start the conversation here with the essential fact, I play for Maine, the reigning champion. Naturally, this should be a pretty simple turnaround from season to season having also made it to the championship series the year before. As long as we do not have too many call-ups, we should still be a competitive favorite to take home the cup this season. I am excited to see how my player will progress this season as I am going to be able to upgrade for the first time in about a season and a half. I think with the attitude in the locker room, and a strong rookie class coming in, we have a chance to repat lifting the cup once again. If all of our team manages to keep progressing positively, and put in the maximal amounts of effort, we should be able to mesh together and play to strengths in order to bring home the trophy!

You know what’s better than a great hockey joke… one that breaks the ice.

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**PapaSorin** · 11-29-2023, 11:36 AM

ValorX77 · 11-29-2023, 11:39 AM

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Wheels · 11-29-2023, 11:49 AM

In the dim glow of a meeting room, I huddled with my fellow Platoon conspirators, plotting to ensure victory over our arch rivals, the Atlanta Inferno. The stakes were high - a playoff spot for the winner, and a season-ending golf retreat for the loser. To sabotage Atlanta, I hatched a plan that danced on the edge of devious brilliance. I targeted Shoyo Hinata's pre-game ritual, an espresso from a specific coffee shop. Disguised as a barista-in-training, I infiltrated the shop and subtly swapped their signature beans with a decaf blend. Unbeknownst to the Inferno, their powerhouse player would be sipping harmless brew while battling our energized Platoon. To escalate the chaos, I arranged for their team bus to mysteriously break down on the way to the stadium. A fake memo diverted their usual mechanics, leaving the Inferno stranded in a traffic jam of their own making. As the Platoon seized a playoff berth, I reveled in the sneakiness of our triumph, knowing that victory was sweetest when wrapped in the cloak of undetected sabotage.

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Fluw · 11-29-2023, 12:13 PM

PT pass

***KaleSalad*** · 11-29-2023, 12:24 PM

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soevil · 11-29-2023, 12:34 PM

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CaptainCamel · 11-29-2023, 12:42 PM

Kelowna has an absolute mountain to climb to winning the cup this year, but never say never! The locker room is already abuzz with hype and talk of the upcoming season. While we're all remaining realistic, we are heavily optimistic to a better season ahead. We had a very successful draft and also managed to sign Mauga, a center we're hoping to lead the team in the future, to make up for our lack of first round draft pick. Of course, hiring a bunch of rookies doesn't mean that we're going to immediately see success, but with the rookies from last season growing and this revitalized locker room, we're sure to see at least some improvement. We'll still have our leading center, Activity Check, who will be with us and coming back even better and stronger. The cup is a bit of a dream at the moment, but give us another couple of years and Kelowna may be making a heavy push.

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