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The rumor would likely never make it to Westley's ears as he spends a lot of time in the Carolina Dungeon. However, even if he did hear about it, he is a baby and likely does not understand a single word the others are saying.
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Westley Kirkpatrick || LD || Carolina Kraken || TPE: 348 Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: S71 | CAR | 66 GP | 17 G | 35 A | 52 PTS | 75 TA | 15 GA SMJHL Playoffs: S71 | CAR | 9 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | 8 TA | 2 GA
JR95
I would want to make sure that my mother was well taken care of. Did he tend to her needs? Did he take her out on a nice date before hand? As long as thats met and i don't have to call him daddy, we good.
Mom needs love. Mom needs man to take care of her. Mom need hairy man. Like bear. That is what Russian man must look like. Rich American hairy man. Not for opera. Mom hairy too.
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Well if its my real life mom I mean good for her to land such a young stud since my parents are split - if it was Mikkels mom - he would corner the entire team in the room and ask who has the audacity to have no respect for personal boundaries and then target their shins every practice until they said they were sorry.
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Zerg Love that you made this a PT, made props to the SHL squad for some good fun. Anyways, I think I would just wonder what the deal is, do you not like dad anymore? Do i get a second christmas gift this year -- yeah thats truly the issue here
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There would definitely be problems, and some confrontation. I would not be very happy, and I would definitely throw some punches to my teammate. Then I would have to have a serious talking to with my mom as well, because this isn't a one person issue. And if that doesn't resolve anything, you can bet I'm asking out of that team to not play with that player.
Axel Kirby || RW || 22 || Los Angeles Panthers Name: Axel Kirby Age: 19 Height: 6'0" Weight: 180 lbs Number: 22 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 21 | P: 34 | +/-: -27 | SOG: 112 | HIT: 127 | SB: 12 | PIM: 20 | S67: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 34 | P: 49 | +/-: -43 | SOG: 116 | HIT: 131 | SB: 10 | PIM: 30 | S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 49 | P: 64 | +/-: 11 | SOG: 160 | HIT: 173 | SB: 23 | PIM: 32 | S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 37 | P: 49 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 105 | HIT: 131 | SB: 15 | PIM: 20 | S70: SHL CGY | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 31 | P: 44 | +/-: 13 | SOG: 140 | HIT: 90 | SB: 5 | PIM: 16 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 6 | HIT: 8 | SB: 2 | PIM: 0 | S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 25 | HIT: 40 | SB: 4 | PIM: 2 | S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 19 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: 9 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 40 | SB: 5 | PIM: 0 | S70: SHL CGY | GP: 9 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 17 | HIT: 6 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Accomplishments ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions S66 - Drafted 19th Overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Carolina Kraken S66 - Signed 1 year/$4 million contract with the Carolina Kraken S67 - Drafted 7th Overall in the SHL Draft by the Calgary Dragons S67 - Signed 1 year/$3 million contract with the Calgary Dragons S68 - Signed 2 year/$6 million contract with the Calgary Dragons S70 - Signed 3 year/$11 million contract with the Calgary Dragons S71 - Traded from the Calgary Dragons to the Los Angeles Panthers Theo Morgan || RW || 96 || Retired (S46 - S65) Name: Theo Morgan Age: 22 Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 96 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 66 | HIT: 22 | SB: 0 | PIM: 10 | S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 12 | P: 27 | +/-: -2 | SOG: 136 | HIT: 44 | SB: 4 | PIM: 14 | S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 20 | P: 43 | +/-: 23 | SOG: 119 | HIT: 49 | SB: 0 | PIM: 14 | S49: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 12 | P: 24 | +/-: -17 | SOG: 162 | HIT: 20 | SB: 7 | PIM: 8 | S50: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 14 | P: 27 | +/-: -14 | SOG: 139 | HIT: 29 | SB: 8 | PIM: 10 | S51: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 12 | P: 32 | +/-: 7 | SOG: 122 | HIT: 4 | SB: 19 | PIM: 0 | S52: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 15 | P: 30 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 196 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 | S53: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 19 | P: 40 | +/-: 18 | SOG: 135 | HIT: 51 | SB: 18 | PIM: 22 | S54: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 26 | A: 25 | P: 51 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 61 | SB: 3 | PIM: 8 | S55: SHL EDM | GP: 50 | G: 37 | A: 32 | P: 69 | +/-: 40 | SOG: 229 | HIT: 60 | SB: 4 | PIM: 20 | S56: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 43* | A: 39 | P: 82 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 269 | HIT: 71 | SB: 11 | PIM: 16 | S57: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 39 | P: 72 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 270 | HIT: 94 | SB: 10 | PIM: 10 | S58: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 45 | P: 79 | +/-: 36 | SOG: 305 | HIT: 128 | SB: 20 | PIM: 12 | S59: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 54 | P: 102 | +/-: 49 | SOG: 306 | HIT: 126 | SB: 22 | PIM: 12 | S60: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 41 | A: 44 | P: 85 | +/-: 33 | SOG: 282 | HIT: 113 | SB: 16 | PIM: 14 | S61: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 45 | P: 84 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 304 | HIT: 75 | SB: 4 | PIM: 24 | S62: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 54 | P: 87 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 250 | HIT: 73 | SB: 12 | PIM: 10 | S63: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 39 | P: 58 | +/-: 51 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 89 | SB: 15 | PIM: 18 | S64: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 176 | HIT: 88 | SB: 21 | PIM: 16 | S65: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 22 | P: 45 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 142 | HIT: 99 | SB: 34 | PIM: 26 | SHL Career Totals | GP: 994 | G: 479 | A: 532 | P: 1011 | +/-: 378 | SOG: 3673 | HIT: 1190 | SB: 231 | PIM: 222 | * denotes current SHL records ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 5 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 16 | HIT: 3 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 | S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 9 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 | S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 19 | G: 5 | A: 7 | P: 12 | +/-: 6 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 17 | SB: 1 | PIM: 6 | S53: SHL LAP | GP: 11 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 36 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 | S54: SHL LAP | GP: 12 | G: 9 | A: 3 | P: 12 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 16 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 | S55: SHL EDM | GP: 11 | G: 7 | A: 8 | P: 15 | +/-: 10 | SOG: 46 | HIT: 21 | SB: 1 | PIM: 0 | S56: SHL HAM | GP: 18 | G: 14 | A: 9 | P: 23 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 84 | HIT: 20 | SB: 11 | PIM: 4 | S57: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 28 | SB: 17 | PIM: 0 | S58: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 8 | P: 19 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 80 | HIT: 31 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 | S59: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 40 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 | S60: SHL HAM | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 19 | SB: 5 | PIM: 5 | S61: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 15 | P: 26 | +/-: 14 | SOG: 77 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 | S62: SHL HAM | GP: 22 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 67 | HIT: 29 | SB: 3 | PIM: 6 | S63: SHL HAM | GP: 25 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 74 | HIT: 30 | SB: 13 | PIM: 6 | S64: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 55 | HIT: 34 | SB: 3 | PIM: 2 | S65: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 27 | HIT: 17 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 | SHL Career Totals | GP: 200 | G: 85 | A: 94 | P: 179 | +/-: 34 | SOG: 694 | HIT: 300 | SB: 83 | PIM: 41 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Achievements S47 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada S48 - Four Star Cup Champion with the Vancouver Whalers S48 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada S48 - Won DeMaricus Smyth Trophy as the WJC's Top Forward S48 - Won Brady McIntyre Trophy as the WJC's Tournament MVP S54 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S55 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (37) S55 - Named an SHL 2nd All-Star Team S55 - Won IIHF Bronze Medal with Team Canada S56 - Broke FHM 50 Game Single Season Goal Record (43 Goals) S56 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks S56 - Joins the Quad Gold Club S56 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (82) S56 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (43) S56 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players S56 - Won Anton Razov Trophy as Playoff MVP S56 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP S56 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star S56 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S57 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S58 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks S58 - Named an SHL 3rd Team All-Star S58 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S58 - Named IIHF Top Forward of the Tournament S59 - First Player in SHL History to record 100+ points in a single season S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Points Record (102 Points) S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Goal Record (48 Goals) S59 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (102) S59 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (48) S59 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star S59 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players S59 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP S61 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks S63 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks Transactions S46 - Signed a 1 Year/$3 Million contract with the Vancouver Whalers S46 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster S47 - Drafted 15th overall by the Los Angeles Panthers S47 - Signed a 2 year/$4 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S47 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster S49 - Signed a 3 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S52 - Signed a 2 year/$8 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S53 - Named to Team Canada IIHF Roster S54 - Signed a 2 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S55 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Edmonton Blizzard S56 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S58 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S60 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S62 - Signed a 1 year/$6 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S63 - Signed a 1 year/$5 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S64 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S65 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks Chuck Winnfield || D || 76 || Retired (S13 - S23) Name: Chuck Winnfield Age: 19 Height: 6'1" Weight: 206 lbs Number: 76 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 69 | SB: 54 | PIM: 26 | S14: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 17 | P: 22 | +/-: 16 | HIT: 72 | SB: 55 | PIM: 31 | S15: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 15 | P: 15 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 107 | SB: 62 | PIM: 48 | S16: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 30 | P: 34 | +/-: 34 | HIT: 109 | SB: 49 | PIM: 57 | S17: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 25 | P: 27 | +/-: 7 | HIT: 102 | SB: 54 | PIM: 58 | S18: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 32 | P: 38 | +/-: 6 | HIT: 133 | SB: 47 | PIM: 69 | S19: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 20 | P: 23 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 101 | SB: 49 | PIM: 47 | S20: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | +/-: 14 | HIT: 109 | SB: 54 | PIM: 71 | S21: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 10 | A: 42 | P: 52 | +/-: 19 | HIT: 126 | SB: 54 | PIM: 69 | S22: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 123 | SB: 71 | PIM: 86 | S23: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 34 | P: 42 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 113 | SB: 63 | PIM: 81 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | HIT: 9 | SB: 12 | PIM: 21 | S14: SHL NEW | GP: 19 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | HIT: 30 | SB: 27 | PIM: 15 | S15: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 | S16: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 10 | SB: 8 | PIM: 2 | S17: SHL NEW | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -3 | HIT: 8 | SB: 5 | PIM: 2 | S19: SHL LAP | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2| +/-: 3 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 8 | S20: SHL LAP | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 16 | SB: 2 | PIM: 23 | S21: SHL SEA | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -4 | HIT: 42 | SB: 9 | PIM: 23 | S22: SHL SEA | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 13 | SB: 6 | PIM: 2 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Accomplishments S13 - Winner of the Quilha Agante Trophy as the best SMJHL defenseman S21 - Winner of the Scott Stevens Trophy as the best SHL defenseman ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions S13 NWJHL Draft - Drafted 3rd Overall by the Prince George Firebirds S14 SHL Draft - Selected 1st Overall by the New England Wolfpack S14 - Signed 3year/15Million contract with the New England Wolfpack S15 - Signed 2year/4Million contract with the New England Wolfpack S17 - Traded from the New England Wolfpack to the Los Angeles Panthers S20 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Seattle Riot S20 - Signed 2year/6Million contract with the Seattle Riot Roberto Martucci || RW || 13 || Retired (S3 - S13) || Hall of Fame Name: Roberto Martucci Age: 18 Height: 6'0" Weight: 204 lbs Number: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S3: NWJHL LET | GP: 87 | G: 31 | A: 30 | P: 61 | +/-: -27 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 65 | HIT: 170 | S4: SHL HAM | GP: 40 | G: 9 | A: 8 | P: 17 | +/-: 13 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 34 | HIT: 46 | S5: SHL HAM | GP: 44 | G: 8 | A: 14 | P: 22 | +/-: 7 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 59 | HIT: 55 | S6: SHL HAM | GP: 60 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: -8 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 120 | HIT: 101 | S7: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 26 | P: 44 | +/-: 5 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 33 | HIT: 95 | S8: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 70 | HIT: 73 | S9: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 33 | A: 35 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 85 | S10: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 27 | A: 41 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 82 | S11: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 32 | A: 32 | P: 64 | +/-: 10 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 6 | HIT: 83 | S12: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 26 | P: 43 | +/-: 19 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 4 | HIT: 22 | S13: SHL HAM/TEX | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 23 | P: 41 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 19 | -----S13: SHL HAM | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: 1 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 10 | -----S13: SHL TEX | GP: 34 | G: 16 | A: 19 | P: 35 | +/-: 23 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 9 | Career Totals | GP: 494 | G: 209 | A: 258 | P: 467 | +/-: 122 | GWG: 32 | PIM: 367 | HIT: 661 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S3: NWJHL LET GP: 4 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | +/-: 6 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 5 | HIT: 6 | S4: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 5 | S5: SHL HAM | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 17 | HIT: 17 | S7: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -4 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 29 | S9: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 7 | P: 15 | +/-: 2 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 15 | S10: SHL HAM | GP: 13 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 13 | S11: SHL HAM | GP: 15 | G: 11 | A: 16 | P: 27 | +/-: 11 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 26 | S12: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -3 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 2 | S13: SHL TEX | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 1 | Career Totals | GP: 87 | G: 34 | A: 41 | P: 75 | +/-: 9 | GWG: 9 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 108 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions Jan 13, 2011 - Signed by the Lethbridge Lions Apr 4th, 2011 - Drafted 10th Overall in the S4 SHL Draft by the Hamilton Steelhawks Apr 4th, 2011 - Signed 3yr/7mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks Nov 1st, 2011 - Signed 4yr/8mil contract extension with Hamilton Steelhawks July 1st, 2012 - Signed 4yr/15mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks May 9th, 2013 - Traded from Hamilton to Texas ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Accomplishments S4 - Selected for Team World S4 SHL All Star S5 - Selected for Team World and Assigned Co-GM S5 - Won Bronze with Team World S5 - Jersey Number 13 Retired by Washington Patriots S5 - Patriots name Roberto Martucci Award for Most Dedicated Member S5 SHL All Star S5 All Star Game MVP S6 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain S7 - IHF Team World Bronze Medalist S6 SHL All Star S7 - Nominated for Jeff Dar Trophy S7 - Nominated for JJ Krever Trophy S7 - Named to Team Canada S7 - IHF Team Canada Silver Medalist S7 SHL All Star S8 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain S8 - Nominated for Ron Mexico Trophy S8 SHL All Star S8 - Named to Team Canada S9 - Named Vancouver Whalers GM S10 - Olympic Gold Medalist with Team Canada S11 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks S12 - Named to Team Canada S17 - Inducted into the SHL Hall of Fame
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Obviously I would instantly know who it was, there are only a few suspects. I would probably wish them luck, and find it really strange. But yeah I mean it is in the contract so I can't say anything negative about it
Honestly Denebor would be happy for her. If it was a decision she made and it made her happy then so be it. It would a be little awkward in the locker room, but it is what it is.
Thank you @Ragnar Previously: Patrick Shepherd (S52 - S64)
Z0REM
No one messes with the Irish. If my mom wanted to spend a night with a player its because my dad is either cold and dead or that player will be cold and dead soon.
Phineas Gold || LW || Minnesota Monarchs/Manhattan Rage/Montreal Militia/Carolina Krakens ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S49 SMJHL Draft: 1st Round, Pick #13 OA, Montreal Militia S50 SHL Draft: 1st Round, Pick #14 OA, Manhattan Rage ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Stats
S49 MTL |LW| GP: 50 G: 5 A: 9 +/-: -3 PIM: 23 HIT: 28 SB: 7 SHT: 85 FO%: 33.33%
S49 Four Star Cup Champion
S50 CAR|C| GP: 50 G: 15 A: 26 +/-: +22 PIM: 22 HIT: 28 SB: 8 SHT: 112 FO%: 50.80% S50 Four Star Cup Champion S51 CAR|C| GP: 50 G: 19 A: 24 +/-: +19 PIM: 23 HIT: 63 SB: 11 SHT: 104 FO%: 49.22% #1 SNIPER IN LEAGUE S51 Laurifer Cup ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Stats S52 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 12 A: 13 +/-: 3 PIM: 0 HIT:4 SB:13 SHT: 115 FO%: 17.33% S52 MAN Division Champions; MAN Conference Champions; MAN Challenge Cup Champions S53 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 18 A: 15 +/-: 21 PIM: 8 HIT:58 SB:29 SHT: 121 GR: 58 S54 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 +/-: 9 PIM: 38 HIT:80 SB:22 SHT: 133 GR: 58 S55 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 17 A: 13 +/-: 14 PIM: 12 HIT:61 SB:31 SHT: 106 GR: 61 S56 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 19 A: 18 +/-: 30 PIM: 15 HIT:65 SB:43 SHT: 158 GR: 57 S57 MAN |LW| GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 +/-: 27 PIM: 15 HIT:102 SB:69 SHT: 204 GR: 61 S58 MAN |C| GP: 66 G: 27 A: 38 +/-: -11 PIM: 28 HIT:125 SB:75 SHT: 232 GR: 66 S59 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 34 A: 26 +/-: -4 PIM: 14 HIT:121 SB:75 SHT: 241 GR: 70 S60 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 32 A: 40 +/-: 13 PIM: 34 HIT:111 SB:91 SHT: 201 GR: 67 S61 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 20 A: 38 +/-: 16 PIM: 12 HIT:99 SB:67 SHT: 189 GR: 68 S62 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 19 A: 45 +/-: -11 PIM: 24 HIT:88 SB:79 SHT: 180 GR: 62 S63 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 14 A: 28 +/-: -33 PIM: 34 HIT:32 SB:66 SHT: 122 GR: 60 TOTAL || GP: 712 G: 258 A: 319 +/-: 74 PIM: 234 HIT: 946 SB:660 SHT: 1802
Seamus O'Slapahan || RD|| New England Wolfpack/Nevada Battleborn
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S64 Free Agent - Signed with Nevada Battleborn
S65 SHL Draft: 2nd Round, Pick 27 OA, New England Wolfpack
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SMJHL Stats
S64 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 6 A: 14 +/-: 5 PIM: 14 HIT: 107 SB: 58 SHT: 95 DGR: 52
S65 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 13 A: 29 +/-: 36 PIM: 12 HIT: 123 SB: 99 SHT: 164 DGR: 61
S66 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 12 A: 34 +/-: 35 PIM: 28 HIT: 133 SB: 74 SHT: 191 DGR: 78
S66 Laurifer Trophy, 4-Star Cup
S67 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 9 A: 34 +/-: 13 PIM: 34 HIT: 146 SB: 87 SHT: 197 DGR: 77
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SHL Stats
S68 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 7 A: 21 +/-: 23 PIM: 22 HIT: 50 SB: 114 SHT: 123 DGR: 70
S69 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 7 A: 22 +/-: 27 PIM: 26 HIT: 60 SB: 161 SHT: 132 DGR: 73
S70 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 13 A: 26 +/-: 34 PIM: 43 HIT: 85 SB: 195 SHT: 167 DGR: 75
S70 NEW Challenge Cup Champions
S71 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 5 A: 42 +/-: 61 PIM: 27 HIT: 58 SB: 164 SHT: 179 DGR: 72
S72 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 12 A: 61 +/-: 42 PIM: 57 HIT: 84 SB: 214 SHT: 215 DGR: 82
S73 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 22 A: 56 +/-: 59 PIM: 54 HIT: 80 SB: 232 SHT: 228 DGR: 82
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Honestly, power to them. My mom's a pretty dope lady but she'll probably scare you off before you get anywhere near passionate with her. She's got a... unique personality
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Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Stats S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | | SMJHL Playoff Stats S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Stats
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Kristian Seppanen
"Your task: Tell me how your player would react to widespread rumors that a specific teammate had enjoyed a night of passion with their mother."
Just saying, the pronoun "their" here could be attributed to the teammate, or your player. If Seppanen found out his teammate had enjoyed a night of passion with the teammate's own mother, there'd be a lot of questions and some very big, red alarms going off in Seppanen's head. If Seppanen found out his teammate had enjoyed a night of passion (you know which kind) with Seppanen's mother, he would retaliate by enjoying a night of passion with the teammate's mother, father, siblings, and anybody else close to the teammate.
I would be shocked because I don't think anyone should be sleeping with their own mother no matter the situation (shoutout to Oedipus). Incest even in a sim league seems not good.
C9Van
Honestly I can imagine Isaac forty one would not care and would think this is 1 of those xbox 360 voice kids in call of duty type statements. Just would not take it seriously.
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JURT
A guy invites his mother to meet his teammates and she ends up being banged and you think that's me? No. I am the one who bangs everyone else's mothers.
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