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S74 mPT#0: Your Mom
Offline Leafs4ever
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#166
12-02-2023, 12:45 AM

I would confront the player and ask point blank whether the rumour was true. If it wasn't, great, we move on. If it was true, I would sucker punch them right then and there and beat the daylights out of them and leave them on the ground in a heap for the team to find.

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#167
12-02-2023, 01:38 AM

Mads wouldn't be too upset at the idea of a teammate sleeping with his mother; the joke would be on the player, because the McBride is grossly overweight.

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Offline jsteele14
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#168
12-02-2023, 02:37 AM

I would immediately question what was just told to me and think that the whole thing is a joke because something of that nature is just nasty and I would not want to hear any part of it. Gross.

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#169
12-02-2023, 03:08 AM

The only way to react would be not to react. The reaction is what the media and fans are craving. If you start throwing punches and starting fires the focus on the event is just going to get even more intense.

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#170
12-02-2023, 03:12 AM

Crazy Tomato does not have a mother as he is just a Tomato so his mother would be a seed I guess and it would be weird to do that with a seed

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Offline By-Tor
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#171
12-02-2023, 11:09 AM

Hockey is life. Hockey is the one. Go to the rink and shoot pucks until good enough to play both positions and bench the teammate. Be victorious.

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#172
12-02-2023, 12:08 PM

Given that Grogu's adopted mom is Bo-Katan, I guess I would totally understand that most of my teammates wanted to bang her. Keep the helmet on, baby!

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#173
12-02-2023, 12:14 PM

My player would ignore it. I do not have a mother. I was born from ice and stone. A son of the earth. Have fun bonking the earth Mr Perry
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#174
12-02-2023, 12:27 PM

There would be no reaction from myself as that is an impossible task no one could achieve. If someone was able to achieve that, I would have no comment as it would not even be plausible, I would believe they are lying.
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#175
12-02-2023, 02:08 PM

Levin would confront said teammate, ask them how they were able to teleport to Pratteln during the season and have a session of horizontal gymnastics with his mom and return back to North America to play hockey soon thereafter, because honestly, he wouldn't even be mad, that's impressive.

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#176
12-02-2023, 02:47 PM

No. I don't want to engage with a bunch of weirdos gleefully hoping for their creepy fantasy to come true. This whole thing has been so bizarre, I don't get it.

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#177
12-02-2023, 02:59 PM

Dusty Rhodes would beat the other player into oblivion. You don't mess with the American Dream's mom, team be damned. One of us would have to go for sure.

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#178
12-02-2023, 03:05 PM

Ricky Koivu would be devastated upon finding out teammate Red Kirkby made love to his mother (it would definitely be him) but unfortunately since he is a favourite of GM Max Brannagan, he would have no recourse to be mad about it and jeopardize his place in the team. (49 words)

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#179
12-02-2023, 03:06 PM

Ally would be glad that a teammate of hers shared the same passion for chess as her mother and would be happy that they were able to become friends over their love of chess

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#180
12-02-2023, 03:31 PM

I could not care less what my teammates do in their free time. Props to them if everyone is consenting adults and no one is getting hurt. Either way though it's just noise distracting me from my work for the season.

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