Poll: The Skateful 8! Who's going to win the cup now!? You do not have permission to vote in this poll. |
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Newfoundland Berserkers (1 vote last time) | 2 | 6.45% | |
Detroit Falcons (NO VOTES LAST TIME) | 2 | 6.45% | |
Yukon Malamutes ( NO VOTES LAST TIME ) | 2 | 6.45% | |
Maine TImber ( 4 votes last time ) | 2 | 6.45% | |
Carolina Kraken (1 vote last time ) | 2 | 6.45% | |
Colorado Raptors (5 votes last time ) | 7 | 22.58% | |
Nevada Battleborn (1 vote last time) | 2 | 6.45% | |
Quebec CIty CItadelles )9 votes last time ) | 12 | 38.71% | |
Total | 31 vote(s) | 100% |
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Random ramblings lucky number 12!
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![]() Registered Raptors Captain and Czech Janitor ![]() This is my 12rd weekly random ramblings around the Jr league and SHL. Please feel free to PM me if you have anything to contribute or add.
![]() Starting off with anything replied from last time, about 1sh weeks ago. Feel free to catch up right about....here -The World Junior Classic has all its Gm's and rosters are starting to be finalized. If you have any questions comments or concerns as a GM, Player, or just person watching, feel free to contact anyone in the WJC Head Office. -After hardfought Negotiations, we have decided to give an Extended Warranty to @JR95 on his automobile. The terms will be his entire SHL contact per season. -With the first round of the playoffs over, Alexa Johansen ( @cake307 ) has been proven wrong, as St. Louis got tree'd hard by the Maine Trees. Juraj Slafkovsky ( @micool132 ) still has a chance, as the Mighty Mighty Raptors take on the Mighty Mighty Squids in round 2. We welcome any comment from anyone still in the playoffs. (According to a few Raptors : Butt Kraken!) -Thank you to the 30 people who voted last time. out of those 30, @PapaSorin , @puolivalmiste , @TheOPSquid, @By-Tor , @cake307 , @JohnFranklinKennedy @CloudRobot @ihatereyson and @Troy_McClure03 were wrong. This makes me sad, and they should all be sad too. Mostly because they were homer picks. This next poll will have the 8 teams remaining, feel free to vote and lets see who is right! Whoever gets the most right will get nothing but bragging rights! ![]() -Expansion News!! : @kahri and I have been given an expansion team, the Washington State Wiggling Lobsters, according to the fake Email I sent us. Our primary colors are red and black, with the secondary being blue and red. We will be playing out of Olympic View Arena. With a capacity of 1000 fans, and renovations are starting already. After the 5 million dollar renovation, the capacity will double to 2000, but 1600 of those seats are lobster luxury club boxes, each with private wiggle area and all you can eat jello, the wiggliest food. Our mascot, Clampy the Wiggling lobster, has real working clamps as claws, and will gladly clamp your family or friends for a picture [ 5 dollars a person please]. We will be taking all S74 players we can, as the agreement was made in our locker room, GO LOBSTERS! The other locations and teams have been leaked to us. They include: The Cincinnati Clydesdales, the Albuquerque Albino Alabaster Anteaters (or Asshats...) , the Pittsburgh Porkroll, and Lincoln Continental Cold Cereals. International teams include the Mexico City Marmadukes, the Dublin Dumbbells', the Paris Pears, and the Moscow Mules. The bid by Czechia was already eliminated as all the Czechia players would demand trades, taking most of the talent out of the league. - playoff conspiracies: New Regina GM and all around good person @CloudRobot have formally accused someone on the Battleborn (@Aleris and / or @sköldpaddor ) of TAMPERING with the Piss Ice! According to reports, the yellow ice tinted with Elk Piddle appears to have been changed into Country Time Lemonade. According to @Reno the Regina Elk all get there hockey sense and power from the mystical ice, and the fact that it was changed to lemonade explains why the Elk loss. The Head Office refuses to look into it, as @Reno doesn't want to get another fine. -I can speak first hand that QCC has good security, as they stopped me from applying my gatorade bottles of elk piss all over the ice. Well done Security. - The Great Fall Grizzlies have also announced a conspiracy about the playoffs: The Universe is straight up cheating. According to Gordon-William Gibbles (@SpartanGibbles ) The entire World is just using cheat codes. "How else would you explain it?" Said GWG. "We were doing fine, then we weren't doing fine, then we are out? We aren't in the playoffs? The only thing that makes sense is the entire world is cheating" We asked the world for comment, but ran out of stamps at AARON. We await replies. -Céleste Desjardins of the Quebec City Citadelles also has a conspiracy. According to reports, a shire " to the one they call Net Man ( @Hordle ) " As everyone knows, Net Man is the legendary Goalie who walked away after a strange press conference where it was declared that " Moon's no longer haunted" Read it here if you dare. The Shrine consists of a full sized goalie helmet, a picture of Drog from QCC, a prop moon with a ghostbuster's logo on it, and a post it which says " Do it for Net Man" . This shrine produced the dark magic needed for QCC to get the first round bye. Now they have their eyes on NBB. Hide your piss ice, Owls! - I was going to ask all the teams in the playoffs for some thoughts on the series, but I started with Colorado and they sent me a bunch of "Butt Kraken" banners and Recipes for how to cook squid. I left the locker room as the Colorado House Band , at the direction of Xavier Beausoleil (@Takk806 ) Direction. Take a listen here! Were going to wait until the final 4! ![]() The following are advertisements from other users. Random Ramblings was compensated for these posts. Or we weren't because we are bad at doing business.
-Czechia would like to announce, with the amazing additions of Jesus Murphy ( @notorioustig ) , Valerija Serapin ( @Will3 ) , Ylib Kove ( @Keven ), and James Howlett ( @Schocar ) the additional addition; the crowning Jewel from Ústí nad Labem, Czechia: David Vent! (@ImShiny ). David Vent is, of course, the Son of David Vent. Thanks for believing in our mission, and welcome home! -Card Creator and all around good guy @caltroit_red_flames has made an offer we cannot refuse. According to the image below, all you have to do is Ping Cal in the card serveron discord make a donation for 100 bucks to any Charity, and he will give you a heartfelt thanks. ![]() -Also, @39alaska39 has stated that they will match all donations upto 2 Million Dollars. Well, Alaska didn't verify that, and now that I'm reading the post Cal didn't really verify it as well. So someone should give it a try and see what happens...? -Speaking of @39alaska39 , Alaska would like you to try the Kitten Slippers he is currently selling on its Etsy. Take a look at happy buying! -@ihatereyson - Mary Hollywood has asked to be called Mary Hockey. The reason for this change? She has a limited edition run of her new vape, Mary Hockey. We all assume it is popcorn flavored, but honestly, no one has tried it yet. (Vaping isn't cool kids, stick to popcorn) -@luke Is still going with the SHL75 list. Troy McClure III is in the top 10, spoiler alert. Check it out here. -- Want to Advertise here? DM me!! -- That's all for the updates for now! Feel free to PM on any Rambles. If you want to be anonymous, please say so in the title! Also feel free to send me any rambles!! Go CzechiaUntil next time, Good day, good news, and Go Elks! ![]() Colorado Raptors Capitan S42-Until Forever! Czechia Wants you! Ask about a transfer!! ![]() Head Office Queen of Wiggles
i would like to purchase 1 private wiggling area for myself please!
do i get a discount? and if so then i would like to purchase another 3 more for @MrPresident , @JamesT and @cake307 (and p.s. there is a request for pudding instead of jello iykyk) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ACP Access Jabbin' his Jelly Bean
On second though...I don't think my hunk of junk needs the warranty anymore..
![]() Registered Raptors Captain and Czech Janitor 03-10-2024, 09:22 AMJR95 Wrote: On second though...I don't think my hunk of junk needs the warranty anymore.. Sorry to hear you cancel, final invoice is being sent out with the cancelation invoice and associated fees. Please note that the fees must be paid before the invoice is printer or you will get the "we really had to turn on the printer to send you this bill" fee which is 20% of @luke bank account. Not void even where prohibited I got nothing better to do than to sit in courts. ![]() Colorado Raptors Capitan S42-Until Forever! Czechia Wants you! Ask about a transfer!! ![]() Registered Posting Freak
please hold a wiggling area for me thank you!
also please note that as a result of Celly's shrine being publicized, there will now be additional security at the door to QCC's locker room. to prevent tampering. if you are not qcc, do not touch the net man shrine. ![]() ![]() Registered Posting Freak 03-10-2024, 08:02 AMkahri Wrote: i would like to purchase 1 private wiggling area for myself please! I will only attend if, every time the lobsters score, they flood the ice with lobsters who pinch the opposing teams’ players. I will pay all operations costs out of my contract for the team, as their General of the Lobster Force. Thank you in advance for this change. ![]() SMJHL Commissioner if two of your three members are in the band i dont care if you call it box car racer its still blink-182 03-10-2024, 01:17 PMskyrrhawk Wrote: please hold a wiggling area for me thank you! i have touched the net man shrine ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Registered Posting Freak ![]() WJC Commissioner Senior Member Quote:my 12rd weekly random ramblings"12rd" ![]() Ty to Eni's Sig Shop ![]() ty to ragnar ![]() SMJHL Commissioner if two of your three members are in the band i dont care if you call it box car racer its still blink-182 ![]() Registered Posting Freak ![]() Player Progression Director Senior Member ![]() WJC Commissioner Senior Member |
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