Must have something to do with Christ being reborn

Have a big exam in 5 hours, but chirping comes first

Shoutout TheOPSquid for the Sig

Langston Hardison-Laurent | | C | | Winnipeg Aurora Name: Langston Hardison-Laurent Birthplace: Gainesville, USA Height: 6'3" Weight: 202 Number: 7] Current Team: Winnipeg Aurora Winnipeg Captain S80- Winnipeg Alternate Captain S78-S79 Former Team: Yukon Malamutes (SMJHL) IIHF Nation: Switzerland Yukon Captain S76 Yukon Alternate Captain S74-S75 ----------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: 198 GP | 78 G | 110 A | 188 P | -105 | 535 S | 152 PIM | 202 H | 90 SB SHL Post Season Stats: 13 GP | 7 G | 5 A | 12 P | -11 | 33 S | 2 PIM | 9 H | 11 SB SMJHL Regular Season Stats: 264 GP | 129 G | 137 A | 266 P | +3 | 902 S | 134 PIM | 527 H | 60 SB SMJHL Post Season Stats: 36 GP | 15 G | 12 A | 27 P | -1 | 129 S | 4 PIM | 64 H | 7 SB ----------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted 55 OA by the Yukon Malamutes in the S73 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 17 OA by the Winnipeg Aurora in the S74 SHL Entry Draft ----------------------------------------------- Achievements: S79 IIHF Bronze Medal S76 IIHF Silver Medal ----------------------------------------------- Awards: S79 SHL All Star S76 IIHF Silver Medal S76 Zach Miller Award S74 Ideen Fallah Trophy S74 Raymond Lindsay Trophy S74 Roberto Martucci Trophy - 55 Goals S74 Jared Hanson Trophy - 95 Points S74 Alex Light Trophy S75 SMJHL All-Star S75 SMJHL All Star Game First Star S74 SMJHL First Team All-Star S74 SMJHL All Star Game First Star Team Awards: S76 Struck Gold Award S75 Musher Award S75 Swing Dog Award S75 Gold Rush Award S75 Team Dog Award S74 Musher Award S74 Struck Gold Award S74 Gold Rush Award S74 Klondike Award S74 Team Dog Award

My string of bad international play luck continues

Shoutout TheOPSquid for the Sig

Langston Hardison-Laurent | | C | | Winnipeg Aurora Name: Langston Hardison-Laurent Birthplace: Gainesville, USA Height: 6'3" Weight: 202 Number: 7] Current Team: Winnipeg Aurora Winnipeg Captain S80- Winnipeg Alternate Captain S78-S79 Former Team: Yukon Malamutes (SMJHL) IIHF Nation: Switzerland Yukon Captain S76 Yukon Alternate Captain S74-S75 ----------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: 198 GP | 78 G | 110 A | 188 P | -105 | 535 S | 152 PIM | 202 H | 90 SB SHL Post Season Stats: 13 GP | 7 G | 5 A | 12 P | -11 | 33 S | 2 PIM | 9 H | 11 SB SMJHL Regular Season Stats: 264 GP | 129 G | 137 A | 266 P | +3 | 902 S | 134 PIM | 527 H | 60 SB SMJHL Post Season Stats: 36 GP | 15 G | 12 A | 27 P | -1 | 129 S | 4 PIM | 64 H | 7 SB ----------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted 55 OA by the Yukon Malamutes in the S73 SMJHL Entry Draft Drafted 17 OA by the Winnipeg Aurora in the S74 SHL Entry Draft ----------------------------------------------- Achievements: S79 IIHF Bronze Medal S76 IIHF Silver Medal ----------------------------------------------- Awards: S79 SHL All Star S76 IIHF Silver Medal S76 Zach Miller Award S74 Ideen Fallah Trophy S74 Raymond Lindsay Trophy S74 Roberto Martucci Trophy - 55 Goals S74 Jared Hanson Trophy - 95 Points S74 Alex Light Trophy S75 SMJHL All-Star S75 SMJHL All Star Game First Star S74 SMJHL First Team All-Star S74 SMJHL All Star Game First Star Team Awards: S76 Struck Gold Award S75 Musher Award S75 Swing Dog Award S75 Gold Rush Award S75 Team Dog Award S74 Musher Award S74 Struck Gold Award S74 Gold Rush Award S74 Klondike Award S74 Team Dog Award

Worcestershire Sauce

Have the SHL Last Players In been released yet?

AS Week done!

I am anxiously awaiting....

Who has the inside info on the best new up and coming fantasy player?

SYNDROME (as the flashback ends): It tore me apart, but I learned an important lesson: You can’t count on anyone, especially your heroes.

MR. INCREDIBLE: [sadly] I was wrong to treat you that way. I’m sorry.

Hodor || D || Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Hodor Age: 30 Height: 7' 2" Weight: 400 Number: 1 TPE: 1732 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: DFA S65: Newfoundland Berserkers - $1M x 1 yr + $2M bonus Rookie S66: Regina Elk - $2M x 3 yr + $2M HO Bonus Awards: SMJHL S65: King-Kurczewksi Gauntlet (East Champions) (NL) SMJHL S67: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG) SMJHL S67: All-Defensive Team (REG) WJC S67: Gold Medal (DACH) SMJHL S68: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG) SMJHL S68: Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence) nominee SMJHL S68: 2nd All-Star Team (REG) SMJHL S68: All-Defensive Team (REG) WJC S68: Gold Medal (DACH) SMJHL S69 (nice): Linna-Landvik Trophy (Western Champions) (DET) SMJHL S69 (nice): Laurifer Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) (DET) SMJHL S69 (nice): Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated User) IIHF S70: Gold Medal (Germany) SHL S72: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX) IIHF S72: Gold Medal (Germany) SHL S73: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX) SHL S73: 3rd All-Star Team (TEX) IIHF S74: Gold Medal (Germany) SHL S75: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX) SHL S75: Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated user) nominee SHL S75: All-Star Team (TEX) SHL S76: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX) SHL S77: Cole Reinhart Trophy (Western Champions) (TEX) SHL S77: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX) SHL S77: All-Star Team (TEX) SHL S78: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX) Player Movement: SMJHL S65: Signed Draftable Free Agent with Newfoundland Berserkers SMJHL S66: Drafted 9th by Regina Elk SHL S67: Drafted 6th by Texas Renegades SMJHL S69 (nice): Traded to Detroit Falcons
SMJHL Stats || SHL Stats
PORTAL

Retired - Slap McShotty || C || New England Wolfpack ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Slap McShotty Age: 38 (18 @ S46 SMJHL Draft) Height: 6' 4" Weight: 220 Number: 84 Peak TPE: 2041 Retired: End of S65 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: SMJHL S46: Anaheim Outlaws - $3M x 1 yr SHL S47: New England Wolfpack - $2M x 2 yrs SHL S49: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 2 yrs SHL S51: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs SHL S54: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 3 yrs (HTD) SHL S57: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD) SHL S60: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD) SHL S63: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr (HTD) SHL S64: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 1 yr (HTD) SHL S65: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr Awards: SMJHL S47: Four Star Cup - Anaheim Outlaws IIHF S49: Named Alternate Captain - Switzerland SHL S49: Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champion) - New England Wolfpack SHL S52: Away Alternate Captain - New England Wolfpack SHL S53: President's Trophy - New England Wolfpack SHL S53: All-Star Team SHL S53: Richan Trophy Nominee SHL S55: Captain - New England Wolfpack SHL S60: Jeff Dar Trophy SHL: 89th OA All-time TPE Pre S63 Regression Changes IIHF: HOF Player Movement: SMJHL S46: Drafted 43rd (5th round) - Anaheim Outlaws WJC S46: Team USA SHL S47: Drafted 16th (1st round) - New England Wolfpack WJC S47: Transferred to DACH IIHF S47: Transferred to Switzerland SHL S48: Called up to SHL Jobs: S47: Hired as SMJHL Intern (through S48) S47: Hired as Updater/Auditor (through S49) S48: Hired as SMJHL Pick Tracker (current) S50: Hired as Fantasy Manager (current) S51: Hired to SHL PT team as contractor (current) S56: Appointed Co-GM of NEW (through S56) S57: Hired as Historian (current)
Stats Pre-S53 || Stats S53+

S53 All-Star and Richan Trophy Nominee
S60 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
Never forget

SYNDROME: See? Now you respect me, because I’m a threat. That’s the way it works! Turns out there’s a lot of people, whole countries who want respect. And they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons. And now I have a weapon only I can defeat. And when I unleash it, I’ll get--

Hodor || D || Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Hodor Age: 30 Height: 7' 2" Weight: 400 Number: 1 TPE: 1732 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: DFA S65: Newfoundland Berserkers - $1M x 1 yr + $2M bonus Rookie S66: Regina Elk - $2M x 3 yr + $2M HO Bonus Awards: SMJHL S65: King-Kurczewksi Gauntlet (East Champions) (NL) SMJHL S67: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG) SMJHL S67: All-Defensive Team (REG) WJC S67: Gold Medal (DACH) SMJHL S68: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG) SMJHL S68: Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence) nominee SMJHL S68: 2nd All-Star Team (REG) SMJHL S68: All-Defensive Team (REG) WJC S68: Gold Medal (DACH) SMJHL S69 (nice): Linna-Landvik Trophy (Western Champions) (DET) SMJHL S69 (nice): Laurifer Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) (DET) SMJHL S69 (nice): Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated User) IIHF S70: Gold Medal (Germany) SHL S72: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX) IIHF S72: Gold Medal (Germany) SHL S73: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX) SHL S73: 3rd All-Star Team (TEX) IIHF S74: Gold Medal (Germany) SHL S75: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX) SHL S75: Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated user) nominee SHL S75: All-Star Team (TEX) SHL S76: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX) SHL S77: Cole Reinhart Trophy (Western Champions) (TEX) SHL S77: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX) SHL S77: All-Star Team (TEX) SHL S78: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX) Player Movement: SMJHL S65: Signed Draftable Free Agent with Newfoundland Berserkers SMJHL S66: Drafted 9th by Regina Elk SHL S67: Drafted 6th by Texas Renegades SMJHL S69 (nice): Traded to Detroit Falcons
SMJHL Stats || SHL Stats
PORTAL

Retired - Slap McShotty || C || New England Wolfpack ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Slap McShotty Age: 38 (18 @ S46 SMJHL Draft) Height: 6' 4" Weight: 220 Number: 84 Peak TPE: 2041 Retired: End of S65 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: SMJHL S46: Anaheim Outlaws - $3M x 1 yr SHL S47: New England Wolfpack - $2M x 2 yrs SHL S49: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 2 yrs SHL S51: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs SHL S54: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 3 yrs (HTD) SHL S57: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD) SHL S60: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD) SHL S63: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr (HTD) SHL S64: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 1 yr (HTD) SHL S65: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr Awards: SMJHL S47: Four Star Cup - Anaheim Outlaws IIHF S49: Named Alternate Captain - Switzerland SHL S49: Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champion) - New England Wolfpack SHL S52: Away Alternate Captain - New England Wolfpack SHL S53: President's Trophy - New England Wolfpack SHL S53: All-Star Team SHL S53: Richan Trophy Nominee SHL S55: Captain - New England Wolfpack SHL S60: Jeff Dar Trophy SHL: 89th OA All-time TPE Pre S63 Regression Changes IIHF: HOF Player Movement: SMJHL S46: Drafted 43rd (5th round) - Anaheim Outlaws WJC S46: Team USA SHL S47: Drafted 16th (1st round) - New England Wolfpack WJC S47: Transferred to DACH IIHF S47: Transferred to Switzerland SHL S48: Called up to SHL Jobs: S47: Hired as SMJHL Intern (through S48) S47: Hired as Updater/Auditor (through S49) S48: Hired as SMJHL Pick Tracker (current) S50: Hired as Fantasy Manager (current) S51: Hired to SHL PT team as contractor (current) S56: Appointed Co-GM of NEW (through S56) S57: Hired as Historian (current)
Stats Pre-S53 || Stats S53+

S53 All-Star and Richan Trophy Nominee
S60 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
Never forget

Now, I can't really wait for today's SMJHL Expansion draft.

Thank you to Jove for this wonderful sig! :D

C | S77 | Sam Volta | CHI | Canada ----------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'11" Weight: 165 lbs Number: 3 Birthplace: Montreal, Canada S76 J Draft: San Diego Tidal (Round 1, 18th Overall) S77 SHL Draft: Chicago Syndicate (Round 1, 3rd Overall) ---------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics SMJHL Regular Season S76 - SDT (A) | 66 GP | 27 G | 44 A | 71 PTS S77 - SDT (A) | 66 GP | 19 G | 34 A | 53 PTS S78 - SDT (A) /NBB | 64 GP | 25 G | 41 A | 66 PTS S79 - COL (A) | 66 GP | 27 G | 41 A | 68 PTS Total | 262 GP | 98 G | 160 A | 258 PTS ----------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs S76 SDT (A) | 5 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 PTS S77 SDT (A) | 5 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 PTS S78 NBB | 6 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS S79 COL (A) | 21 GP | 11 G | 11 A | 22 PTS Total | 37 GP | 22 G | 19 A | 41 PTS ---------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season S80 - CHI | 66 GP | 19 G | 21 A | 40 PTS S81 - CHI (A) | 66 GP | 19 G | 35 A | 54 PTS Total | 132 GP | 38 G | 56 A | 94 PTS ----------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs S80 - CHI | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS S81 - CHI (A) | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS Total | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS

It's deffenitively going to spice the juniors! 18 teams instead of 16. Looks like the QMJHL now lol!

Thank you to Jove for this wonderful sig! :D

C | S77 | Sam Volta | CHI | Canada ----------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'11" Weight: 165 lbs Number: 3 Birthplace: Montreal, Canada S76 J Draft: San Diego Tidal (Round 1, 18th Overall) S77 SHL Draft: Chicago Syndicate (Round 1, 3rd Overall) ---------------------------------------------------------------- Career Statistics SMJHL Regular Season S76 - SDT (A) | 66 GP | 27 G | 44 A | 71 PTS S77 - SDT (A) | 66 GP | 19 G | 34 A | 53 PTS S78 - SDT (A) /NBB | 64 GP | 25 G | 41 A | 66 PTS S79 - COL (A) | 66 GP | 27 G | 41 A | 68 PTS Total | 262 GP | 98 G | 160 A | 258 PTS ----------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs S76 SDT (A) | 5 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 PTS S77 SDT (A) | 5 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 PTS S78 NBB | 6 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS S79 COL (A) | 21 GP | 11 G | 11 A | 22 PTS Total | 37 GP | 22 G | 19 A | 41 PTS ---------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season S80 - CHI | 66 GP | 19 G | 21 A | 40 PTS S81 - CHI (A) | 66 GP | 19 G | 35 A | 54 PTS Total | 132 GP | 38 G | 56 A | 94 PTS ----------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs S80 - CHI | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS S81 - CHI (A) | 0 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 PTS Total | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 PTS

expansion day!

James who should I take in fantasy?

How many hump day chirps are we getting this week? +1 here

Credit to Amidships, sulovilen, & enigmatic