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Season is starting to wind up so it is time for Tibuk annual ritual to prepare for the upcoming season. While not a religious man by any means Tibuk does invoke some Voodoo techniques to bolster himself while also trying to cripple his opponents. All through the season Tibuk attempts to obtain various personal samples or items from his opponents, in this sense he can fashion together some spells from deep within the Voodoo-verse and cripple the opposition. Last season's attempt at completely disassembling the Edmonton team worked wonders and while not all the magic can be revealed in this post there maybe a team or two who may bow down and be humbled out this seasons allowing the great Tampa Bay Barracudas to gain an advantage in the standings. Keep an eye on those teams you would normally expect to see at the top of the standings to struggle this season or even dare I say soil them selves mid game *evil diabolical laugh*

Tibuk Soonika - G - Tampa Bay Barracuda| Portal Page


Tibuk Soonika Career Stats
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Tibuk Soonika SMJHL Career S69 (nice) to S72
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S69 KEL | 29 GP | 1753 MP | 15 W| 11 L | 3 OTL | 722 SHA | 644 SAV | 78 GA | 2.67 GAA | 4 SO | 0.892 SAV% | 67 GR
S69 Playoffs | 2 GP | 121 MP | 1 W| 0 L | 1 OTL | 49 SHA | 45 SAV | 4 GA | 1.98 GAA | 0 SO | 0.918 SAV% | 74 GR
S70 KEL | 32 GP | 1928 MP | 13 W| 14 L | 5 OTL | 843 SHA | 757 SAV | 86 GA | 2.68 GAA | 2 SO | 0.898 SAV% | 69 GR
S70 Playoffs | 7 GP | 417 MP | 3 W| 4 L | 0 OTL | 210 SHA | 191 SAV | 19 GA | 2.73 GAA | 1 SO | 0.910 SAV% | 74 GR
##AWARD## S70 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S71 KEL | 42 GP | 2329 MP | 11 W| 24 L | 4 OTL | 1484 SHA | 1310 SAV | 174 GA | 4.48 GAA | 0 SO | 0.883 SAV% | 68 GR
S71 Playoffs | 0 GP |
S72 KEL | 41 GP | 2302 MP | 11 W| 27 L | 2 OTL | 1487 SHA | 1307 SAV | 180 GA | 4.69 GAA | 0 SO | 0.879 SAV% | 67 GR
S72 Playoffs | 0 GP |
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Tibuk Soonika SHL Career S73 to ???
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S73 TBB | 59 GP | 3211MP | 22 W| 31 L | 1 OTL | 2250 SHA | 2013 SAV | 237 GA | 4.43 GAA | 2 SO | 0.895 SAV% | 73GR
S73 Playoffs | 5 GP | 227 MP | 1 W| 4 L | 0 OTL | 188 SHA | 161 SAV | 27 GA | 7.12 GAA | 0 SO | 0.856 SAV% | 56 GR

WO2

Nash has always enjoyed the spotlight and attention from his fans even though he is kind of a private dog when it comes down to it. He spends the offseason out of the spotlight and trains up north in Finland where he self proclaims to be from. The summer off there are warm enough without being as cold as it can get in winter and allows him to train in a healthy and secluded environment. Its easy for Nash to get overstimulated as he can hear and smell on a totally different level. He does make a trip to both Detroit and Buffalo to do some volunteer work for the Falcons and the Stampede organizations. Getting back in touch with fans and the league is important but Nash's social meter can only take so much before he is overloaded. Nash always make sure that everyone that asks is able to get a picture and an autograph from him, even if it takes up the majority of his day.

 

Offseason is all about vacation. We are pretty restricted throughout the season with breaks, and most of the time it's nice during those mid season breaks to just take it a little easy, have some lighter skates to keep the muscles moving, but a chance to heal and recover. The offseason is where you can take off and go anywhere, after all they are quite long. You can go jet setting, a lot of the players who have kids also have the kids off school, so they like to head out to their cabin and just unwind / relax with the family. I like to travel, spend a month in a different country and just experience that stark difference.
This year the plan was to hit up Peru, but we ended up cancelling that one kindof last minute and decided on Portugal instead - we found a nice rental on one of their islands that was pretty isolated and a great chance to really unwind.

RD | Nathaniel Barca | S68 | 2095 TPE
S67 - MET - 66 GP | 8 G | 19 A | +32 | 111 S | 55 SB | 85 H
S68 - MET - 66 GP | 9 G | 20 A | + 6 | 157 S | 84 SB | 126 H
S69 - MET - 66 GP | 8 G | 27 A | + 22 | 183 S | 67 SB | 95 H
S70 - PHI - 66 GP | 5 G | 25 A | + 49 | 95 S | 47 SB | 65 H
S71 - PHI - 66 GP | 5 G | 28 A | + 35 | 109 S | 47 SB | 63 H
S72 - PHI - 66 GP | 4 G | 20 A | + 39 | 119 S | 47 SB | 67 H
S73 - PHI - 66 GP | 12 G | 24 A | + 40 | 120 S | 65 SB | 68 H
S74 - PHI - 66 GP | 3 G | 27 A | + 31 | 138 S | 60 SB | 61 H
S75 - PHI - 66 GP | 13 G | 46 A | + 59 | 213 S | 115 SB | 61 H
S76 - PHI - 66 GP | 12 G | 29 A | + 9 | 201 S | 103 SB | 56 H
Career Total - 462 GP | 53 G | 199 A | + 262 | 995 S | 484 SB | 441 H



RW | Karl Krashwagen (A) | S50 | 2074 TPE *Retired
Career: 976 GP | 346 G | 431 A | -25 | 2108 H | 1038 SB
S49 - S51 HFX - 150 GP| 47G | 49A | -6 | 309H
S52 WKP - 50 GP| 7G | 17A | -9 | 105H
S53 WKP - 50 GP| 13G | 13A | -16 | 200H
S54 BAP - 50 GP| 12G | 14A | -30 | 112H
S55 BAP - 50 GP| 16G | 14A | -27 | 149H
S56 BAP - 50 GP| 11G | 8A | -25 | 125H
S57 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | -35 | 144H
S58 BAP - 66 GP| 42G | 29A | +18 | 181H
S59 BAP - 66 GP| 22G | 33A | -12 | 169H
S60 BAP - 66 GP| 37G | 35A | +6 | 156H
S61 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 50A | +29 | 127H
S62 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 42A | +45 | 142H
S63 BAP - 66 GP| 29G | 32A | +58 | 91H
S64 BAP - 66 GP| 18G | 41A | +41 | 88H
S65 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | +9 | 108H
S66 BAP - 66 GP| 24G | 21A | -23 | 91H
S67 BAP - 66 GP| 21G | 38A | -54 | 120H
Career Totals - 976 GP| 346G | 431A | -25 | 2108H
S51 Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated Player (SMJHL)
S58 Ron Mexico Trophy - Most Valuable Player (SHL)
S58 Aidan Richan Trophy - Most Improved Player (SHL)
S58 Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (SHL)
S61 - Nominated Ron Mexico



Management | Hans Hammersmith * Retired
S49 WJC DACH Co-GM | Gold
S50 WJC Germany GM | Quarter Finals
S51 WJC Sweden GM | Silver
S52-S59 HFX/MET Co-GM | 184-236-28 |
S65-S68 MET Co-GM | 143-104-17 | *S67 4 Star Championship

Julian Flörsch has always been a  fan of, and very active on, social media. From Instagram, to Facebook, LinkedIN and Tiktok; Julian Flörsch waves his Swiss flag and heritage on all of them and uses social media all the time to draw attention to the Minnesota Monarchs. He's great at using his popularity and creativity to entertain and attract followers, and therefore it's not very surprising that he was asked to take over one of the Simulation Hockey league's social media accounts for a week. Unfortunately for Julian, he didn't read the fine print; so he is now stuck with posting on the Simulation Hockey League's Truth Social account for a full seven days. Not the crowd Julian is usually looking to attract, since he's not a big fan of carrots or the American flag. However, he's decided to try and make the best of it, stocked up on rolls and rolls of tinfoil and will be livestreaming the best ways to make tinfoil origami hats from his mother's basement for a week.

 

Cal Labovitch |'| RW #12 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland

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Personal details

Hometown: Lausanne, Switzerland

Height: 6'1" |'| Weight: 202 lbs

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SHL STATISTICS

Regular season
S55 REG |'| Minnesota Chiefs      |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   12 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 27

S56 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 50 |'| G:   21 |'| A: 12 |'| P: 33

S57 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   31 |'| A: 20 |'| P: 51

S58 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   19 |'| A: 34 |'| P: 53

S59 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 39 |'| P: 62

S60 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   24 |'| A: 31 |'| P: 55

S61 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   42 |'| A: 30 |'| P: 72

S62 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   27 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 60

S63 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   18 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 53

S64 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   28 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 53

S65 REG |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 33 |'| P: 56

Post Season
S55 PO |'| Minnesota Chiefs      |'| Did not make playoffs                 

S56 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S57 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S58 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                 

S59 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs                

S60 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  03 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 03

S61 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  01 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 03

S62 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  02 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 04

S63 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs

S64 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Did not make playoffs

S65 PO |'| Baltimore Platoon |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  02 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 03

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SMJHL STATISTICS

Regular season

S51 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G:  07 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 31

S52 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 19 |'| A: 35 |'| P: 54

S53 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 41

S54 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 50 |'| G:  09 |'| A: 14 |'| P: 23

Post Season

S51 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:  07 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 05
S52 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 06

S53 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05

S54 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP:  07 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 04

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WJC STATISTICS

S50 WJC |'| Team Alpine |'| GP: 19 |'| G: 00 |'| A:  02   |'| P:  02

S51 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 21 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 10   |'| P: 14

S52 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 02 |'| A:  06   |'| P:  08

S53 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 12   |'| P: 13

S54 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A:  02   |'| P:  03

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IIHF STATISTICS

S51 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00

S52 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00

S53 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05

S54 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 07

S55 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 06

S56 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 05

S57 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 08

S58 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 07 |'| P: 11

S59 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 06 |'| A: 07 |'| P: 13

S60 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 04 |'| P: 07

S61 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 03 |'| A:12 |'| P: 15

S62 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 03 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 06

S63 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 10

S64 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 06 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 11

S65 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 09 |'| A: 06 |'| P: 15

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Awards, Cups and Medals

S51 |'| Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' award of excellence)

S51 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S51 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Bronze medal

S52 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy  

S52 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer Trophy 

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Oriens Trophy 

S53 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup

S54 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Co-GM

S55 |'| Minnesota Chiefs |'| Called up to SHL

S55 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)

S56 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Co-GM

S59 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GM

S61 |'| Jay McDonald Trophy

S61 |'| Ron Mexico Trophy (nominee)

S62 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GM

S63 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

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Draft position
SHL     |'| Draft S52 |'| Round 1 |'|   2OA
SMJHL |'| Draft S51 |'| Round 3 |'| 25OA

 

  

Julian Flörsch |'| LD #42 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Switzerland

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Personal details

Hometown: Geneva, Switzerland

Height: 6'0" |'| Weight: 200 lbs

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SHL STATISTICS

Regular season[/pbl]

S69 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   08 |'| A: 23 |'| P: 31

S70 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   11 |'| A: 24 |'| P: 35

S71 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   10 |'| A: 18 |'| P: 28

S72 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   09 |'| A: 27 |'| P: 36

S73 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   08 |'| A: 25 |'| P: 33

S74 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   06 |'| A: 27 |'| P: 33

S75 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   23 |'| A: 39 |'| P: 62

S76 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   28 |'| A: 31 |'| P: 59

S77 REG |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 66 |'| G:   35 |'| A: 50 |'| P: 85

Post Season
S69 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 02
S70 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S73 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 05 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 01 |'| P: 01
S74 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 04 |'| G:  00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S75 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 06 |'| G:  06 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 08
S76 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 07 |'| G:  02 |'| A: 05 |'| P: 07
S77 PO |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| GP: 12 |'| G:  06 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 09
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SMJHL STATISTICS
Regular season
S65 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G:  07 |'| A: 15 |'| P: 22
S66 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 11 |'| A: 19 |'| P: 30
S67 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 16 |'| A: 36 |'| P: 52
S68 REG |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 66 |'| G: 13 |'| A: 40 |'| P: 53
Post Season
S65 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 17 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 03 |'| P: 03
S66 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 00 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P: 00
S67 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 10 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 02 |'| P: 04

S68 PO |'| Detroit Falcons |'| GP: 18 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 08 |'| P:13
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WJC STATISTICS
S64 WJC |'| Team SWEDEN |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A:   01   |'| P:   02
S65 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A:  05   |'| P:  06
S66 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A:   06   |'| P:   07
S67 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 03 |'| A:   01   |'| P:   04
S68 WJC |'| Team DACH |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A:  04   |'| P:  05
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IIHF STATISTICS
S66 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 03 |'| P:  04
S67 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  01
S68 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 13 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  01
S69 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 00 |'| P:  00
S70 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  01
S71 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 03 |'| P:  05
S72 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 00 |'| A: 03 |'| P:  03
S73 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 02 |'| P:  03
S74 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 01 |'| A: 11 |'| P:  12
S75 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 02 |'| A: 01 |'| P:  03
S76 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 15 |'| G: 05 |'| A: 06 |'| P:  11
S77 IIHF |'| Switzerland NT |'| GP: 12 |'| G: 04 |'| A: 05 |'| P:  09

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Awards, Cups and Medals

S65 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Gold medal

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy

S65 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S65 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S66 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S67 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S67 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy
S68 |'| WJC (Team DACH) |'| Gold medal
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Laurifer trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Linna-Landvik trophy
S68 |'| Detroit Falcons |'| Four Star Cup
S68 |'| Quilha Agante Trophy (nominee)

S69 |'| Minnesota Monarchs |'| Called up to SHL
S69 |'| Ryan Jesster Trophy (nominee)
S69 |'| Rookie All Star Team
S74 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal
S76 |'| IIHF (Switzerland NT) |'| Silver medal

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Draft position
SHL|'| Draft S66 |'| Autodrafted

SMJHL|'| Draft S65 |'| Round 1 |'|   11OA

 

  

 
Credit for the images goes to @Carpy48, @soulja, @fever95 and @Wasty

Written Option 2

Agent Tesla: Dave you don't really get to interact much with the public at large given I have staff handle all of your day to day necessities. That said how do you think you would handle such an encounter if you were to run into fans when out and about?

Dave Heinrich: Well I also don't really get vacation time because of the eldritch abomination that holds the contractual rights to my soul and so I do have to spend a lot of time with fans. Kids are my favorite; I always love signing whatever collectible they put in front of me, and I am happy to take as many photos as they want. Polite adult fans I am happy to oblige as well and in either case I am also willing to talk shop if they have an interest in the deeper game. The occasional bad apple pops up every now and then, but in that regard I can always rely on my agent who has a fondness for making them disappear before they can cause too much trouble. What do you do to them anyway?

Agent Tesla: This response redacted by legal. Note from legal: We need a bigger therapy budget.

Dave Heinrich: Oh.

Agent Tesla: Well I am glad to know that you treat the innocent children right. Of course I would have known if you hadn't and made sure you suffered appropriately, but it is nice to know I chose well when I picked you to be the player I would parade around.

Dave Heinrich: Thanks...I think?

Agent Tesla: You're welcome!

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As MattyJ, I refuse to let negativity overshadow our team's efforts. Teaming up with my loyal teammates, including cake307, our team's social media manager and star rookie, and HFFO, the team's general manager, we set our sights on platforms like Instagram and TikTok, where negativity is shown everywhere.

Together, we launch "Edmonton Emits Excitement," flooding our social feeds with joyous content and positivity. I take the lead, sharing daily videos of our team's training antics, fan interactions, and blooper reels. Our goal is to spread laughter to Blizzard fans far and wide.

Encouraging fans to join our movement with hashtags like #EEE and #EdmontonIsGoodatHockey, we spread positivity across social media. With every post, we remind our fans that together, we're unstoppable. The result is a community filled with happiness, where there was once a tsunami of negativity. With the Edmonton Emits Excitement campaign leading the charge, we prove that hockey is a happy sport.

Option 1:

Obviously Shadow Fenix would conduct his media takeover alone. In order to build a media empire spanning multiple brands, you can't have people realize that the different brands are connected. Normally you would think that it would then make sense to have multiple people so that the voices between accounts are different, however, this doesn't work because the more people that know, the more people who are likely to let the beans slip. Fenix will be targeting Chirper, since it's the best platform for easily accessible posts. People will see the 80 character monologue, and no matter what it says, they will get irrationally riled up by it. Fenix will post in support of the naysayers, but combine it with his stupid-posting prowess, and then people will begin to associate those bad posts with the posts of the naysayers. Once all is said and done, those beaned lobsters are as good as spoiled.

option 2

Leonard Wood likes to prepare for the season quietly in his home state of Wisconsin. He doesn't party or make a lot of noise, he just does his thing. If a fan were to run into him, it would probably be at a brat fry outside of a grocery store. For the most part, fans do not recognize Leonard Wood when he's out and about. In the United States, hockey players do not have the same power as they do in Canada so they can kind of slip into the shadows unless they are a superstar. But since Wood is just a junior hockey player and a prospect for a SHL team, he does not get recognized very often, even in Colorado where he just recently won a cup. When he does get recognized, he's flattered and happy to sign anything they wish. Despite what the media says about him, he knows he's not a star yet.

Written Option 2:

Antonio Flusso's primary desire to become a professional athlete was driven from a place of wanting to be recognized and beloved by fans, and hated by many others. So going on a vacation is a must during the offseason. Somewhere warm, tarps off, looking good. When he runs into a group of people that know him, he loves it. He's gracious to some, standoffish to others, just depends on how he feels in any given moment. But it's all driven by the massive ego of a celebrity. He wouldn't dare attempt to be unrecognizable, but he does employ the odd security guy to feel like even more of a big shot. Taking pictures with fans is a must, because he wants to be immortalized and give a breath of life into the bleak lives of the unexceptional. Getting out of tickets in Philly is also a pretty big plus. Being from Switzerland and going home is great too because of the nice hockey fanbase there and their relaxed punishment on his diva-like behavior.

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Delver Fudgeson | D | NEW/BAL/TOR/HAM| Retired

Name: Delver Fudgeson
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 22
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Drafted 2nd round, 13th overall in S48 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 22nd overall in S49 SHL Entry Draft
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S48 | 50 GP | 8 G | 18 A | 26 P | -4 | 5 PPP | 24 PIM | 62 SB (STHS)
S49 | 50 GP | 15 G | 23 A | 38 P | +5 | 13 PPP | 26 PIM | 70 SB (STHS)
S50 | 50 GP | 4 G | 24 A | 28 P | -11 | 4 PPP | 25 PIM | 62 SB (STHS)
S51 | 50 GP | 12 G | 33 A | 45 P | +3 | 17 PPP | 16 PIM | 55 SB (STHS)
SHL Regular Season:
S52 | 50 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 P | +3 | 20 PIM | 43 SB (STHS)
S53 | 50 GP | 8 G | 11 A | 19 P | -11 | 14 PIM | 68 DGR
S54 | 50 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | -17 | 30 PIM | 60 DGR
S55 | 53 GP | 5 G | 11 A | 16 P | -31 | 22 PIM | 66 DGR
S56 | 50 GP | 11 G | 12 A | 23 P | -14 | 12 PIM | 79 DGR
S57 | 66 GP | 13 G | 24 A | 37 P | +7 | 8 PIM | 77 DGR
S58 | 66 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +23 | 18 PIM | 72 DGR
S59 | 66 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | +7 | 22 PIM | 67 DGR
S60 | 66 GP | 4 G | 20 A | 24 P | +24 | 10 PIM | 70 DGR
S61 | 66 GP | 8 G | 22 A | 30 P | +35 | 10 PIM | 72 DGR
S62 | 66 GP | 9 G | 15 A | 24 P | +26 | 30 PIM | 72 DGR
S63 | 66 GP | 7 G | 22 A | 29 P | +21 | 18 PIM | 79 DGR
SHL Playoffs:
S58 | 19 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +2 | 2 PIM | 78 DGR
S60 | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 57 DGR
S61 | 19 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | +11 | 4 PIM | 75 DGR
S62 | 22 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 81 DGR
S63 | 25 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +3 | 0 PIM | 79 DGR
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S51 WJC Gold Medal
S61 Challenge Cup
S63 Challenge Cup

Tony Flow| RW | WKP| Retired

Name: Tony Flow
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 17
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Drafted 8th round, 46th overall in S24 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 3rd round, 31st overall in S25 SHL Entry Draft
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S25 | 50 GP | 12 G | 15 A | 27 P | +11 | 54 PIM | 29 HIT
S26 | 50 GP | 22 G | 30 A | 52 P | +14 | 67 PIM |73 HIT
S27 | 50 GP | 21 G | 29 A | 50 P | +20 | 55 PIM | 68 HIT
SHL Regular Season:
S28 | 50 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT
S29 | 50 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -4 | 5 PIM | 4 HIT | 79 MP
S30 | 50 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | +16 | 4 PIM | 4 HIT
S31 | 50 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | +5 | 11 PIM | 13 HIT
S32 | 50 GP | 15 G | 11 A | 26 P | +0 | 0 PIM | 10 HIT
S33 | 50 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10 P | +0 | 0 PIM | 24 HIT
S34 | 50 GP | 9 G | 8 A | 17 P | -11 | 7 PIM | 8 HIT
S35 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +6 | 2 PIM | 13 HIT
S36 | 50 GP | 7 G | 11 A | 18 P | -4 | 2 PIM | 17 HIT
S37 | 50 GP | 15 G | 16 A | 31 P | -23 | 10 PIM | 50 HIT
S38 | 50 GP | 9 G | 12 A | 21 P | +0 | 6 PIM | 31 HIT
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S25 Four Star Cup
S26 Raymond Lindsay
S26 Ideen Fallah
S26 Jared Hansen

Option 1
If I were to take over the social media duties for a day, I would probably enlist the help of Painter and Frenchie to help me bring some chaos to our team's online platforms. We would probably stay away from the zoomers platforms, even if it hurts us not to reach them, but as we are not social media coordinators, none of us know how to us TikTok or Snapchat or whatever else kids use these days. We'd keep it simple with Facebook to reach the boomers and Twitter to confuse the russian bots. I think our whole strategy would revolve around posting as many Eottirds as we can in our alloted time, as we know it's a mascot dear to our hearts and our fans' hearts. Eottird is everything to the Ottawa Highlanders, so much so that we kidnapped the original creator, Painter. Eottird is a way of life, and we would do our best to share this knowledge with the world to gain new fans to support us.

DEMIR BELLONA | RD | MONTREAL PATRIOTES
Name: Demir Bellona
Height: 5' 11''
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 21

MATT KHOLIN | C | BUFFALO STAMPEDE | RETIRED 
Name: Matt Kholin
Height: 6' 1''
Weight: 205 lbs
Number: 15
Peak TPE: 2069
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Achievements
Round 4 #35 overall S45 SMJHL by Halifax Raiders
Round 1 #14 overall S46 SMHL by Tampa Bay Barracuda
S45 WJC Team Canada Silver Medal Winner
S45 Nominated for the Esa Anrikkanen Award (Rookie of the Year)
S46 WJC Team Canada Bronze Medal Winner
S47 WJC Team Canada Gold Medal Winner
S47 Jared Hanson Award Winner (Most Points)
S47 Roberto Martucci Award Winner (Most Goals)
S47 Ideen Fallah Award Winner (Regular Season MVP)
S47 Brandon Holmes Award Winner (Top Defensive Forward)
S47 Ron Bolt Award Winner (Most Sportsmanlike Player)
S48 All Rookie Team
S50 IIHF Team Canada Bronze Medal Winner
S53 Damian Littleton Award Nominated (Most Dedicated)
S53 Elias Armia Award Winner
(The Commissioner's Award of Excellence)
S54 Traded at the Trade Deadline to Buffalo Stampede
S54 Damian Littleton Award Winner (Most Dedicated)
S54 Jeff Dar Award Nominated (Best Two-Way Forward)
S54 Aidan Richan Award Nominated (Most improved)
S54 All-Star 2nd Team
S54 IIHF Team Canada Gold Medal Winner
S55 IIHF Team Canada Bronze Medal Winner
S56 IIHF Team Canada Gold Medal Winner
S57 IIHF Team Canada Gold Medal Winner
S57 Damian Littleton Award Nominated (Most Dedicated)
S59 Damian Littleton Award Nominated (Most Dedicated)
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SHL Statistics
S48 TBB: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 19 P: 33
S49 TBB: GP: 50 G: 9 A: 20 P: 29
S50 TBB: GP: 50 G: 11 A: 22 P: 33
S51 TBB: GP: 50 G: 13 A: 16 P: 29
S52 TBB: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 28 P: 42
S53 TBB: GP: 50 G: 15 A: 24 P: 39
S54 BUF: GP: 50 G: 32 A: 40 P: 72
S55 BUF: GP: 50 G: 19 A: 35 P: 54
S56 BUF: GP: 50 G: 20 A: 33 P: 53
S57 BUF: GP: 66 G: 23 A: 46 P: 69
S58 BUF: GP: 66 G: 24 A: 43 P: 67
S59 BUF: GP: 66 G: 36 A: 45 P: 81
S60 BUF: GP: 66 G: 32 A: 51 P: 83
S61 BUF: GP: 66 G: 40 A: 28 P: 68
S62 BUF: GP: 66 G: 20 A: 36 P: 56
Career: GP: 846 G: 322 A: 486 P: 808
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SHL Playoffs Statistics
S48 TBB: GP: 7 G: 1 A: 2 P: 3
S49 TBB: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 8 P: 10
S50 TBB: GP: 19 G: 4 A: 8 P: 12
S51 TBB: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2
S52 TBB: Eliminated
S53 TBB: Eliminated
S54 BUF: GP: 13 G: 2 A: 8 P: 10
S55 BUF: GP: 17 G: 4 A: 11 P: 15
S56 BUF: GP: 23 G: 6 A: 11 P: 17
S57 BUF: GP: 17 G: 7 A: 9 P: 16
S58 BUF: GP: 21 G: 9 A: 4 P: 13
S59 BUF: GP: 19 G: 12 A: 9 P: 21
S60 BUF: GP: 22 G: 5 A: 15 P: 20
S61 BUF: GP: 9 G: 5 A: 0 P: 5
S62 BUF: GP: 9 G: 1 A: 5 P: 6
Career: GP: 192 G: 58 A: 92 P: 150
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International Statistics
S45 WJC CAN: GP: 22 G: 2 A: 5 P: 7
S46 WJC CAN: GP: 29 G: 7 A: 23 P: 30
S47 WJC CAN: GP: 28 G: 7 A: 21 P: 28
S47 IIHF CAN: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 2 P: 4
S48 IIHF CAN: GP: 13 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2
S49 IIHF CAN: GP: 13 G: 1 A: 4 P: 5
S50 IIHF CAN: GP 14: G: 0 A: 3 P: 3
S51 IIHF CAN: GP 13: G: 1 A: 4 P: 5
S52 IIHF CAN: GP 12: G: 7 A: 3 P: 10
S53 IIHF CAN: GP 14: G: 9 A: 9 P: 18
S54 IIHF CAN: GP 17: G: 10 A: 9 P: 19
S55 IIHF CAN: GP 14: G: 6 A: 8 P: 14
S56 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 3 A: 13 P: 16
S57 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 7 A: 5 P: 12
S58 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 3 A: 7 P: 10
S59 IIHF CAN: GP 12: G: 1 A: 5 P: 6
S60 IIHF CAN: GP 13: G: 3 A: 8 P: 11
S61 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 3 A: 6 P: 9
S62 IIHF CAN: GP 15: G: 1 A: 4 P: 5
Career: GP: 302 G: 70 A: 138 P: 208
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SMJHL Regular Season
S45 HAL: GP: 50 G: 15 A: 17 P: 32
S46 HAL: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 17 P: 27
S47 HAL: GP: 50 G: 24 A: 24 P: 48
Career: GP: 150 G: 49 A: 58 P: 107
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SMJHL Playoffs Statistics
S45 HAL: GP: 11 G: 4 A: 6 P: 10
S46 HAL: GP: 13 G: 3 A: 5 P: 8
S47 HAL: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2
Career: GP: 28 G: 7 A: 13 P: 20
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Option 2: Early in Jarrod Lakemore's career, he was relatively unknown and very rarely accosted in public. Sure, some of the most diehard hockey fans might recognize him, but his relatively non-descript looks and limited third line minutes made him easy to forget. Even as he moved his way up the depth chart, he was never one of stars of Buffalo, nowhere near as recognizable as Konstantin Selich or Casey Fantobens. After a breakout season where he led the league in goals however, he is now regularly recognized in public. But it's been a relatively new experience for Jarrod who still finds it somewhat odd that random strangers recognize him due to his ability to shoot a puck into a net. So during the offseason he doesn't mind going out in public even if it makes getting his grocery shopping or other errands take a little longer because he enjoys interacting with fans. Perhaps one day he'll grow tired of it but for now Lakemore is enjoying being more in the limelight. (175 words)

 S68 - Jarrod Lakemore - C

ISFL Affiliate

Meo Vanbiesbrouck | G | Tampa Bay | Class of 74 | 1005 TPE
The Greatest Name Of All

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Evil AllBran - C - Philadeplia Forge - Peak TPE: 2194 #5th All time TPE leaderboard
S71 Jay McDonald Trophy

S71 Ron Mexico Award

S71 Sarmad Kahn Nomination

S69 Challenge Cup Champion
S69 Jay McDonald Trophy
S69 Anton Razov Award Nomination
S69 Sarmad Khan Award Nomination
S63 Damian Littleton Award Nomination
S61 WJC Gold - United States
S61 WJC Best Goal Scorer Award
S60 Vyacheslav Onopprienko Trophy

Special thanks to Carpy48, Ragnar, Merica, High Stick King, Sulovilen, sothfacekilla, enigmatic and LeSizz for the signatures!

Option 2 

My players vacation is heading back home to Newfoundland, and for those of you that know the province well, there are not too many celebrities. Everywhere Patey V2 goes, he always has to have security, even though he does not have the big league money yet and still the minor league money. This is because he would be bombarded with inquiries for pictures and autographs, even if he was just out for a walk. Since this happens so often to Patey V2, he usually only spends a week back in his hometown. For the remainder of his vacation, it is spent away on holiday, this is because no one down south or in Europe knows Patey V2. Patey V2 is not one for attention, at least not yet, so getting some time away in a place where he is unrecognizable to relax will recharge his battery for the start of the new league year.