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Rhett "Shaggy" Carpet | G | Winnipeg Aurora | Team Finland Height: 6'4" | Weight: 215 lbs Birthplace: Helsinki, Finland Number: 70 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SHL Career Statistics (Regular Season): S73 | TOR | GP: 51 (18-23-5) | 0.895 SV% | 4.40 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 73 S74 | WPG | GP: 26 (13-8-2) | 0.890 SV% | 3.29 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 65 S75 | WPG | GP: 28 (18-5-0) | 0.917 SV% | 2.24 GAA | SO: 6 | GR: 73 S76 | WPG | GP: 57 (32-20-2) | 0.910 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 77 S77 | WPG | GP: 56 (22-29-3) | 0.901 SV% | 3.78 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 75 S78 | WPG | GP: 56 (24-22-5) | 0.904 SV% | 3.71 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 76 S79 | WPG | GP: 56 (22-32-4) | 0.879 SV% | 4.37 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 66 S80 | WPG | GP: 58 (21-29-3) | 0.895 SV% | 4.25 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 73 S81 | WPG | GP: 57 (21-27-5) | 0.902 SV% | 3.53 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 72 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SHL Career Statistics (Playoffs): S73 | TOR | GP: 5 (1-3-1) | 0.885 SV% | 6.60 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 70 S74 | WPG | GP: 3 (1-0-0) | 0.950 SV% | 1.43 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 56 (backup) S75 | WPG | backup goalie during playoffs, didn't play games S76 | WPG | GP: 15 (9-6-0) | 0.913 SV% | 3.15 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 79 S77 | WPG | GP: 5 (1-4-0) | 0.852 SV% | 6.50 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 57 S78 | WPG | GP: 4 (0-3-1) | 0.864 SV% | 5.73 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 64 S79 | WPG | GP: 4 (0-3-1) | 0.885 SV% | 5.13 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75 S80 | WPG | GP: 4 (0-4-0) | 0.900 SV% | 4.79 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 81 S81 | WPG | GP: 6 (2-4-0) | 0.888 SV% | 4.18 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 73 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SMJHL Career Statistics (Regular Season): S69 | NL | GP: 22 (14-6-2) | 0.897 SV% | 2.15 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 66 S70 | NL | GP: 32 (14-15-1) | 0.883 SV% | 3.69 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 65 S71 | NL | GP: 48 (30-13-2) | 0.903 SV% | 3.20 GAA | SO: 5 | GR: 73 S72 | NL | GP: 51 (26-18-3) | 0.883 SV% | 4.02 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 66 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SMJHL Career Statistics (Playoffs): S69 | NL | backup goalie during playoffs (lost in 3rd round) S70 | NL | GP: 2 (0-0-0) | 0.868 SV% | 4.02 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 57 (won cup) S71 | NL | GP: 16 (8-6-2) | 0.916 SV% | 2.73 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 76 (lost in final) S72 | NL | GP: 12 (6-6-0) | 0.918 SV% | 3.14 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 84 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ International Statistics (with Team Finland): S69 | WJC | GP: 9 (3-5-0) | 0.902 SV% | 3.84 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 74 S70 | WJC | GP: 9 (4-4-0) | 0.907 SV% | 2.91 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 76 S70 | IIHF | GP: 3 (1-1-1) | 0.913 SV% | 2.33 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 76 S71 | WJC | GP: 9 (5-2-1) | 0.919 SV% | 2.29 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 74 S71 | IIHF | GP: 4 (3-1-0) | 0.911 SV% | 2.00 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 70 S72 | WJC | GP: 7 (2-4-1) | 0.902 SV% | 3.69 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 77 S72 | IIHF | GP: 5 (3-1-0) | 0.847 SV% | 4.95 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 54 S73 | IIHF | GP: 5 (1-4-0) | 0.874 SV% | 4.87 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 65 S74 | IIHF | GP: 8 (2-5-0) | 0.890 SV% | 3.96 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 68 S75 | IIHF | GP: 10 (6-1-2) | 0.913 SV% | 2.90 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 76 S76 | IIHF | GP: 9 (7-1-0) | 0.898 SV% | 3.14 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 69 S77 | IIHF | GP: 9 (4-5-0) | 0.892 SV% | 3.78 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 72 S78 | IIHF | GP: 10 (4-5-0) | 0.897 SV% | 3.03 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 67 S79 | IIHF | GP: 8 (2-6-0) | 0.869 SV% | 4.10 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 61 S80 | IIHF | GP: 9 (8-1-0) | 0.929 SV% | 1.89 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 78 S81 | IIHF | GP: 10 (7-3-0) | 0.916 SV% | 2.50 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 78 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ International Statistics Medal Rounds (with Team Finland): S70 | WJC | GP: 2 (1-1-0) | 0.922 SV% | 2.51 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 80 S71 | WJC | GP: 3 (2-1-0) | 0.874 SV% | 3.67 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 62 S73 | IIHF | backup goalie during medal round - won bronze S74 | IIHF | GP: 3 (1-2-0) | 0.893 SV% | 3.72 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 74 S75 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-1-0) | 0.945 SV% | 3.02 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 98 S76 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-1-0) | 0.891 SV% | 5.02 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 81 S77 | IIHF | GP: 3 (2-1-0) | 0.935 SV% | 2.00 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 87 S78 | IIHF | GP: 3 (2-1-0) | 0.899 SV% | 3.35 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 72 S80 | IIHF | GP: 1 (0-1-0) | 0.739 SV% | 8.80 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 27 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Transactions: S69: Drafted #5 overall by Newfoundland (SMJHL) S69: Signed contract with Newfoundland: 1 year/$2M (+$2M bonus) S70: Drafted #23 overall by Toronto (SHL) S70: Signed ELC contract with Toronto: 1 year/$3M S71: Signed extension with Toronto: 3 years/$9M (NTC) S72: Signed extension with Toronto: 3 years/$9M (NTC) S74: Traded to Winnipeg Aurora S76: Signed extension with Winnipeg: 3 years/$18M (NTC) S79: Signed extension with Winnipeg: 2 years/$8M (NTC, HTD) ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Awards/Achievements: SMJHL Zach Miller Award (Most Dedicated User) - Nomination (S69) Won Four Star Cup with Newfoundland (S70) Named Alternate Captain for Newfoundland (S71-S72) Cedric Robinson Trophy (Best Goalie) - Nomination (S71, S72) SMJHL All-Star (1st team): S71 SMJHL All-Star (All Defense team): S71 Won WJC Bronze Medal with Finland (S71) Peter Larson Award (Best WJC Goalie) - Nomination (S71) SHL Won IIHF Bronze Medal with Finland (S73, S77) Won IIHF Silver Medal with Finland (S78) Won Cole Reinhart Trophy with Winnipeg (S74) 2x Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) (nomination S75, S77) Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) Winner (S78) Best IIHF Goalie - Nomination (S75) All-Star Skills Competition (S76) 2nd All-Star Team (S76) John McBride Trophy (Best Goalie) Nomination (S76) Team Captain (Winnipeg Aurora) (S78-79) Assistant Captain (Winnipeg Aurora) (S80-) ~~~ League Jobs/Positions: Graphic Grader (S46-S50) SMJHL Lethbridge/Newfoundland Team Advisor/Coach (since S49) IIHF Finland Co-Fed Head (S50-S60) Graphic Graders Department Head (since S51) IIHF Finland Fed Head (since S61) Trading Card Team Management Advisor (since S68)


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Harry Carpet | Toronto North Stars | Team Finland | Goalie S46-S69 | SHL HOF Height: 6'3" | Weight: 208 lbs Birthplace: Turku, Finland Player Type: Hybrid Goalie Number: 48 Peak TPE: 2138 (first 2k+ goalie in SHL history) ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SHL Career Statistics (Regular Season): S47 | TOR | GP: 1 (1-0-0) | 0.897 SV% | 3.00 GAA | SO: 0 S48 | TOR | GP: 5 (4-1-0) | 0.893 SV% | 3.16 GAA | SO: 0 S49 | TOR | GP: 44 (18-24-2) | 0.904 SV% | 3.34 GAA | SO: 2 S50 | TOR | GP: 44 (23-19-2) | 0.907 SV% | 3.29 GAA | SO: 1 S51 | TOR | GP: 44 (18-23-3) | 0.914 SV% | 3.03 GAA | SO: 3 S52 | TOR | GP: 44 (19-18-7) | 0.915 SV% | 3.08 GAA | SO: 2 ---change from STHS to FHM6--- S53 | TOR | GP: 46 (5-34-3) | 0.906 SV% | 4.84 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 73 S54 | TOR | GP: 46 (10-30-2) | 0.922 SV% | 3.47 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 78 S55 | TOR | GP: 48 (10-33-1) | 0.916 SV% | 3.98 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 77 S56 | TOR | GP: 45 (19-23-2) | 0.917 SV% | 2.95 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 75 S57 | TOR | GP: 50 (26-17-4) | 0.918 SV% | 2.57 GAA | SO: 6 | GR: 73 S58 | TOR | GP: 48 (33-10-5) | 0.918 SV% | 2.38 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 73 S59 | TOR | GP: 54 (38-13-3) | 0.925 SV% | 2.40 GAA | SO: 8 | GR: 79 S60 | TOR | GP: 54 (34-14-6) | 0.919 SV% | 2.60 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 78 S61 | TOR | GP: 58 (30-21-3) | 0.916 SV% | 2.59 GAA | SO: 8 | GR: 71 S62 | TOR | GP: 55 (28-22-5) | 0.928 SV% | 2.49 GAA | SO: 9 | GR: 79 S63 | TOR | GP: 54 (31-19-4) | 0.926 SV% | 2.67 GAA | SO: 5 | GR: 80 S64 | TOR | GP: 56 (18-33-2) | 0.917 SV% | 3.79 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 79 S65 | TOR | GP: 51 (27-21-3) | 0.913 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 75 ---change from FHM6 to FHM8--- S66 | TOR | GP: 52 (29-21-2) | 0.891 SV% | 3.29 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 68 S67 | TOR | GP: 40 (27-11-2) | 0.918 SV% | 2.30 GAA | SO: 4 | GR: 75 S68 | TOR | GP: 31 (22-6-1) | 0.884 SV% | 3.60 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 66 S69 | TOR | GP: 36 (9-24-0) | 0.896 SV% | 4.85 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 73 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SHL Career Statistics (Playoffs): S49 | TOR | did not qualify S50 | TOR | GP: 12 (6-6-0) | 0.912 SV% | 3.34 GAA | SO: 0 S51 | TOR | did not qualify S52 | TOR | GP:   4 (0-4-0) | 0.883 SV% | 5.25 GAA | SO: 0 ---change from STHS to FHM6--- S53 | TOR | did not qualify S54 | TOR | did not qualify S55 | TOR | did not qualify S56 | TOR | did not qualify S57 | TOR | did not qualify S58 | TOR | GP: 19 (11-6-2) | 0.912 SV% | 2.35 GAA | SO: 3 | GR: 70 S59 | TOR | did not qualify S60 | TOR | GP:   4 (0-3-1)  | 0.912 SV% | 4.03 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75 S61 | TOR | GP:   5 (1-2-2)  | 0.939 SV% | 2.33 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 87 S62 | TOR | GP:   4 (0-4-0)  | 0.911 SV% | 4.51 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 84 S63 | TOR | GP:   5 (1-2-2)  | 0.920 SV% | 3.39 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 82 S64 | TOR | GP:   5 (1-4-0)  | 0.916 SV% | 5.11 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 77 S65 | TOR | GP:   6 (2-4-0)  | 0.905 SV% | 4.19 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 73 ---change from FHM6 to FHM8--- S66 | TOR | GP: 10 (4-5-1) | 0.902 SV% | 3.34 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75 S67 | TOR | GP: 11 (6-5-0) | 0.880 SV% | 3.82 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 66 S68 | TOR | GP: 6 (2-3-0) | 0.872 SV% | 5.32 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 62 S69 | TOR | did not qualify ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SMJHL Career Statistics (Regular Season): S46 | LET | GP: 14 (5-6-2)    | 0.891 SV% | 2.59 GAA | SO: 1 S47 | LET | GP: 22 (7-6-3)    | 0.879 SV% | 2.87 GAA | SO: 1 S48 | LET | GP: 44 (22-21-1) | 0.886 SV% | 3.05 GAA | SO: 1 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ SMJHL Career Statistics (Playoffs): S48 | LET | GP: 12 (6-5-1) | 0.880 SV% | 2.66 GAA | SO: 0 ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ International Statistics (with Team Finland): S46 | WJC | GP: 27 (6-19-2) | 0.894 SV% | 3.04 GAA | SO: 1 S46 | IIHF | GP:  2 (1-0-0) | 0.976 SV% | 0.74 GAA | SO: 0 S47 | WJC | GP: 27 (13-13-1) | 0.890 SV% | 2.89 GAA | SO: 2 S48 | WJC | GP: 14 (7-7-0) | 0.905 SV% | 2.36 GAA | SO: 2 S48 | IIHF | GP:  9 (1-6-0) | 0.882 SV% | 3.51 GAA | SO: 0 S49 | IIHF | GP: 12 (6-6-0) | 0.914 SV% | 3.02 GAA | SO: 0 S50 | IIHF | GP: 12 (2-8-2) | 0.889 SV% | 3.62 GAA | SO: 0 S51 | IIHF | GP: 12 (3-7-2) | 0.893 SV% | 3.27 GAA | SO: 0 S52 | IIHF | GP: 12 (5-7-0) | 0.889 SV% | 4.13 GAA | SO: 1 ---change from STHS to FHM6--- S53 | IIHF | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | 0.894 SV% | 4.18 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 69 S54 | IIHF | GP: 12 (4-5-3) | 0.914 SV% | 3.27 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 75    S55 | IIHF | GP: 12 (2-8-2) | 0.894 SV% | 4.51 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 68  S56 | IIHF | GP:   6 (2-3-1) | 0.922 SV% | 3.28 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 80  S57 | IIHF | GP: 10 (4-5-0) | 0.911 SV% | 3.87 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 75  S58 | IIHF | GP:   7 (2-5-0) | 0.900 SV% | 3.82 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 73  S59 | IIHF | GP:   9 (4-4-1) | 0.932 SV% | 2.41 GAA | SO: 2 | GR: 83  S60 | IIHF | GP:   8 (5-3-0) | 0.941 SV% | 2.00 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 87  S61 | IIHF | GP:   8 (6-1-1) | 0.909 SV% | 2.92 GAA | SO: 1 | GR: 70  S62 | IIHF | GP:   9 (5-2-2) | 0.901 SV% | 2.40 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 62  S63 | IIHF | GP:   5 (0-4-0) | 0.875 SV% | 3.90 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 57  S64 | IIHF | GP:   5 (3-1-1) | 0.915 SV% | 2.91 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 74  S65 | IIHF | GP:   7 (7-0-0) | 0.888 SV% | 2.49 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 61  S66 | IIHF | GP:   4 (2-1-1) | 0.880 SV% | 3.67 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 64  S67 | IIHF | GP:   4 (3-1-0) | 0.896 SV% | 2.46 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 67  S68 | IIHF | GP:   4 (4-0-0) | 0.930 SV% | 1.75 GAA | SO: 0 | GR: 77  S69 | IIHF | GP:   3 (2-1-0) | 0.876 SV% | 4.00 GAA | SO: 0| GR: 66   ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ International Statistics Medal Round (with Team Finland): S47 | IIHF | GP:   1 (0-0-0) | 0.889 SV% | 4.18 GAA | SO: 0   S60 | IIHF | GP:   1 (0-1-0) | 0.941 SV% | 8.92 GAA | SO: 0   S61 | IIHF | GP:   2 (1-0-1) | 0.910 SV% | 2.96 GAA | SO: 0   S62 | IIHF | GP:   3 (3-0-0) | 0.974 SV% | 0.67 GAA | SO: 1   S64 | IIHF | GP:   3 (3-0-0) | 0.962 SV% | 1.33 GAA | SO: 0   S65 | IIHF | GP:   1 (0-1-0) | 0.852 SV% | 4.05 GAA | SO: 0   S66 | IIHF | backup goalie in medal round (team won gold)  S67 | IIHF | backup goalie in medal round (team won bronze)  S68 | IIHF | backup goalie in medal round (team won silver)  ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Transactions: S46: Drafted #41 overall by Lethbridge (SMJHL) S46: Signed contract with Lethbridge: 1 year/$3M S47: Drafted #28 overall by Toronto (SHL) S47: Signed ELC with Toronto: 2 years/$7M S49: Signed extension with Toronto: 2 years/$9M S51: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$5M S52: Signed extension with Toronto: 6 years/$36M S58: Signed extension with Toronto: 3 years/$12M (HTD) S61: Signed extension with Toronto: 2 years/$8M (HTD) S63: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$4M (HTD) S64: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$3M (HTD) S65: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$3M (HTD) S66: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$2M (HTD) S67: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$2M (HTD) S68: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$2M (HTD) S69: Signed extension with Toronto: 1 year/$1M (HTD) ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Awards/Achievements: SMJHL ~~~ Lethbridge Lions: Top Goalie Award (S48) Monkey D. Luffy Award (Most Dedicated Player) (S48) Newfoundland Berserkers: Founding Member Four Star Cup Winner (as Coach)(S55) SHL ~~~ Toronto North Stars: Team Captain (S50-58, S62-69) Team Alternate Captain (S59-61) Mark Harter Award (Best Goalie) (S53-57) Kristian Eriksson Award (Team MVP) (S53-56) JJ Krever Award (Best Locker Room Presence) (S57) Team Goalie Coach (since S71) ~~~ SHL All-Star (All-Rookie team): S49 3x SHL All-Star (1st team): S59, S63, S67 2x SHL All-Star (2nd team): S54, S62 SHL All-Star (3rd team): S51 SHL All-Star Game - Team East: S59, S63, S67 Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) - Winner (S67) 2x Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated Member) - Nomination (S55, S62) 3x John McBride Trophy (Best Goalie) Winner (S59, S62, S63) 4x John McBride Trophy (Best Goalie) Nomination (S54, S58, S60, S67) SHL Hall of Fame (class of 71) - first ballot IIHF Hall of Fame (class of 75) ~~~ Goalie records: League Record Holder in Shutouts (74) and in GP (1,006) Former League Record Holder in Wins (479) until S72 ~~~ IIHF ~~~ Team Finland: Best Goalie (S60) Bronze Medal (S61, S67) Silver Medal (S68) Gold Medal (S62, S64, S66)


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Matviy Cajabi || RW || SMJHL - Anchorage Armada (22nd overall, S75)                                           SHL -  Edmonton Blizzard (13th overall, S76)  Age: 20 Birthplace: Kramatorsk, Ukraine Height: 6'1" Weight: 200 lbs Number: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: S75 Armada | 66 GP | 15 G | 34 A | 49 P | +17 |   2 PPP | 20 PIM | 119 H S76 Armada | 66 GP | 14 G | 23 A | 37 P |  -21 | 14 PPP | 25 PIM |   94 H S77 Timber  | 66 GP | 43 G | 50 A | 93 P | +46 | 19 PPP | 46 PIM | 143 H  S78  Timber 

If my lips said, "Adios, I don't like you, I think you're gross"
That'd be too bad, I might get mad
Hm, that'd be too bad, you might get mad?
That'd be too bad
Fascinating

If my lips moved to Duluth
Left a mess and took my tooth
That'd be too bad, I'd call my GM
Oh, dear, that'd be too bad, you'd call your GM?
That'd be too bad
Hold it, did you say your Manager?
Fascinating!

So what you're saying is if your lips left you?
That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad
I might get mad, I'd call my GM
That'd be too bad
That'd be too bad?
That'd be too bad
Why?
Because I love my lips
Oh, my! This is more serious than I thought

Jason, what do you see here?
Uhm, that looks like a lip
What about this?
It's a lip
And this?
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip
Lips, lip, lip, lip

Jason, tell me about your childhood
When I was just two years old
I left my lips out in the cold
And they turned blue
What could I do?
Oh, dear, they turned blue
What could you do?
Oh, they turned blue
I see

On the day I got my tooth
I had to kiss my great aunt Ruth
She had a beard and it felt weird
My-my, she had a beard
And it felt weird?
She had a beard
Oh!

Ten days after I turned eight
Got my lips stuck in a gate
My friends all laughed
And I just stood there until the PT department came
And broke the lock with a crosscheck and I had to spend
The next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named @kahri
Who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't
Even talk to each other until the fifth week because both
Our lips were so swollen and when she did start speaking
She just spoke goose and I only knew like three words in goose
Except now, I know four because Kahri taught me the word for lip
HONK
Your friends all laughed, HONK?
How do you spell that?
I don't know
So what you're saying is that when you were young-
They turned blue, what could I do?
She had a beard, and it felt weird
My friends all laughed, HONK
I'm confused
I love my lips!

Uh, Jason, Jason?
Wait Jason, Jason?
That's about enough, thank you
Jason?

This has been Silly Songs with @"jason kranz"
Tune in next week
When we hear Jason say, "Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?"

Oh, look at the time!

please never speak to me again

 

Free money

Proud S67 - S69 Colorado Raptors Captain 
S57 Forward of the Season Award winner 
S79 Goalie of the Season Award winner in WJC

Now I am free <3

Just so i've enough for the final minors career

Proud S67 - S69 Colorado Raptors Captain 
S57 Forward of the Season Award winner 
S79 Goalie of the Season Award winner in WJC

Now I am free <3

the draft balls have entered orbit

Willow Söderberg-Snooks || RD || Los Angeles Panthers || S69- Name: Willow Söderberg-Snooks  Birthplace: Östersund, Sweden Height: 5'7"  Weight: 150 Number: 97 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Stats S69 | REG | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 20 | PTS: 21 | BLK: 198 | +/-: -9  S70 | REG | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 12 | PTS: 16 | BLK: 247 | +/-: -10 S71 | REG | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | PTS: 25 | BLK: 294 | +/-: 15  S72 | REG | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 12 | PTS: 16 | BLK: 247 | +/-: 10 S73 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 10 | A: 32 | PTS: 42 | BLK: 137 | +/-: -24  S74 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 45 | PTS: 63 | BLK: 137 | +/-: 2  S75 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 29 | PTS: 50 | BLK: 105 | +/-: -6 S76 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 53 | PTS: 65 | BLK: 127 | +/-: 52  S77 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 43 | PTS: 57 | BLK: 115 | +/-: 44  ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoffs Stats S69 | REG | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | PTS: 2 | BLK: 11 | +/-: -2 S71 | REG | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 6 | PTS: 7 | BLK: 45 | +/-: 6  S72 | REG | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | PTS: 4 | BLK: 10 | +/-: 0 S73 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 1 | PTS: 2 | BLK: 12 | +/-: -4  S74 | SFP | GP: 17 | G: 3 | A: 5 | PTS: 8 | BLK: 23 | +/-: 0  S74 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | BLK: 9 | +/-: -4 S76 | SFP | GP: 21 | G: 8 | A: 13 | PTS: 21 | BLK: 44 | +/-: 14  S77 | SFP | GP: 18 | G: 6 | A: 10 | PTS: 16 | BLK: 41 | +/-: 5  ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements Drafted 24th OA by Regina Elk Drafted 7th OA by San Francisco Pride Won S76 Challenge Cup with San Francisco Pride Won S73, S75 IIHF Gold Medal with Sweden
Evgeni Petrov || G || Newfoundland Berserkers/Atlanta Inferno || S58-S69 Name: Evgeni Petrov Birthplace: Volgograd, Russia Height: 6'6'' Weight: 200 lbs Number: 97 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Stats S58 | NL | GP: 21 | W: 14 | L: 6 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.15 | SV%: 0.894 | SO: 5 S59 | NL | GP: 22 | W: 12 | L: 6 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.28 | SV%: 0.896 | SO: 3 S60 | NL | GP: 44 | W: 38 | L: 4 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: 0.914 | SO: 3 S61 | NL | GP: 39 | W: 22 | L: 13 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.44 | SV%: 0.914 | SO: 3 S62 | ATL | GP: 22 | W: 9 | L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 3.20 | SV%: 0.908 | SO: 2 S63 | ATL | GP: 28 | W: 15 | L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.83 | SV%: 0.917 | SO: 1 S64 | ATL | GP: 52 | W: 31 | L: 15 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.75 | SV%: 0.915 | SO: 6 S65 | ATL | GP: 49 | W: 27 | L: 17 | OTL: 4 | GAA: 2.96 | SV%: 0.913 | SO: 3 S66 | ATL | GP: 49 | W: 36 | L: 11 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.52 | SV%: 0.905 | SO: 5 S67 | ATL | GP: 48 | W: 34 | L: 12 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.63 | SV%: 0.911 | SO: 6 S68 | ATL | GP: 48 | W: 36 | L: 11 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.51 | SV%: 0.919 | SO: 4 S69 | ATL | GP: 49 | W: 29 | L: 15 | OTL: 4 | GAA: 3.38 | SV%: 0.888 | SO: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoffs Stats S59 | NL | GP: 2 | W: 0 | L: 0 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 4.65 | SV%: 0.889 | SO: S60 | NL | GP: 14 | W: 10 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.71 | SV%: 0.923 | SO: 3 S61 | NL | GP: 14 | W: 8 | L: 5 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.54 | SV%: 0.919 | SO: 0 S63 | ATL | GP: 1 | W: 0 | L: 0 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 3.54 | SV%: 0.875 | SO: 0 S64 | ATL | GP: 21 | W: 13 | L: 7 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.94 | SV%: 0.928 | SO: 0 S65 | ATL | GP: 12 | W: 7 | L: 3 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.87 | SV%: 0.913 | SO: 0 S66 | ATL | GP: 21 | W: 16 | L: 5 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.86 | SV%: 0.889 | SO: 2 S67 | ATL | GP: 11 | W: 7 | L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.95 | SV%: 0.891 | SO: 0 S68 | ATL | GP: 12 | W: 7 | L: 4 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.92 | SV%: 0.889 | SO: 0 S69 | ATL | GP: 14 | W: 7 | L: 7 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 3.58 | SV%: 0.875 | SO: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements Drafted 15th OA by Newfoundland Berserkers Drafted 34th OA by Atlanta Inferno All time Berserker of the Game Leader S60 Cedric Robinson Award Winner S60 Four Star Cup Champion S66 Challenge Cup Champion S67 John McBride Award Winner  S68 John McBride Award Winner

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Kiwi Söderberg-Snooks || RD || NBB/NL || Chicago Syndicate Birthplace: Wellington, New Zealand Height: 6' 6" Weight: 225lbs Number: 38 ------------------------------------------------------------ S78 31OA in SMJHL Entry Draft - Nevada Battleborn S78 WJC Team Czechia Player - Silver Medal S79 6OA in SHL Entry Draft - Chicago Syndicate S80 WJC Team Sweden Player - Silver Medal ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats S78 - NBB || 66 GP || 5 G || 22 A || 27 P || 4 Wins || 81 PIMs S79 - NBB || 66 GP || 6 G || 15 A || 21 P || 5 Wins || 86 PIMs S80 - NBB || 66 GP || 3 G || 11 A || 14 P || 3 Wins || 37 PIMs S80 - NL || 66 GP || 3 G || 11 A || 14 P || 1 Win || 39 PIMs SHL Regular Season Stats

Conner Snooks || LW || PHI/EDM/NOLA/WPG || NBB || Retired Birthplace: Swansea, Wales, UK Height: 5' 10" Weight: 190lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ S60 Undrafted FA - Nevada Battleborn S60 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal S61 13OA in SHL Entry Draft - Philadelphia Forge S61 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player - Finalist S62 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal S64 Ryan Jesster Award - Best Rookie - Winner S68 Made All-SHL 3rd Team S69 Challenge Cup Winner S69 IIHF Great Britain Player - Bronze Medal S73 Challenge Cup Winner ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats S60 - NBB || 66 GP || 11 G || 7 A || 18 P || -46 || 11:56 ATOI S61 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 21 A || 49 P || -6 || 17:10 ATOI S62 - NBB || 66 GP || 21 G || 22 A || 43 P || 1 || 16:58 ATOI S63 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 35 A || 63 P || 26 || 18:12 ATOI SHL Regular Season Stats S64 - PHI || 66 GP || 24 G || 18 A || 42 P || -1 || 18:42 ATOI S65 - PHI || 66 GP || 27 G || 30 A || 57 P || 18 || 20:42 ATOI S66 - PHI || 66 GP || 33 G || 38 A || 71 P || 5 || 19:15 ATOI S67 - PHI || 66 GP || 37 G || 52 A || 89 P || 26 || 21:55 ATOI S68 - PHI || 66 GP || 48 G || 51 A || 99 P || 35 || 21:30 ATOI S69 - PHI || 66 GP || 38 G || 34 A || 72 P || 13 || 20:53 ATOI S70 - EDM || 66 GP || 43 G || 53 A || 96 P || 6 || 21:16 ATOI S71 - EDM || 66 GP || 29 G || 36 A || 65 P || 30 || 18:02 ATOI S72 - EDM || 66 GP || 24 G || 40 A || 64 P || 43 || 16:43 ATOI S73 - EDM || 66 GP || 22 G || 32 A || 54 P || 43 || 16:05 ATOI S74 - NOLA || 66 GP || 31 G || 32 A || 63 P || 28 || 19:53 ATOI S75 - NOLA || 66 GP || 19 G || 36 A || 55 P || 23 || 16:40 ATOI S76 - NOLA || 66 GP || 18 G || 35 A || 53 P || 12 || 16:58 ATOI S77 - WPG || 66 GP || 6 G || 23 A || 29 P || -8 || 18:12 ATOI

:AlerisApple: || co-GM Yukon Malamutes || S82 - present ------------------------------------------------------------ :AlerisApple: || co-GM Nevada Battleborn || S63 - S77 ------------------------------------------------------------ S60 - WJC - Team British Isles Gold Medal S61 - WJC - Team Young Guns Group Stage S66 - WJC - Team British Isles First Round S66 - NBB - SMJHL Regular Season 1st Place Finish S66 - NBB - Nour Harrak Winner (Best GM Duo) S66 - NBB - Four Star Cup Winner S76 - WJC - Team Ice First Round

Sorry it's a chirp not a tweet. Don't sue me Elon

Kiwi Söderberg-Snooks || RD || NBB/NL || Chicago Syndicate Birthplace: Wellington, New Zealand Height: 6' 6" Weight: 225lbs Number: 38 ------------------------------------------------------------ S78 31OA in SMJHL Entry Draft - Nevada Battleborn S78 WJC Team Czechia Player - Silver Medal S79 6OA in SHL Entry Draft - Chicago Syndicate S80 WJC Team Sweden Player - Silver Medal ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats S78 - NBB || 66 GP || 5 G || 22 A || 27 P || 4 Wins || 81 PIMs S79 - NBB || 66 GP || 6 G || 15 A || 21 P || 5 Wins || 86 PIMs S80 - NBB || 66 GP || 3 G || 11 A || 14 P || 3 Wins || 37 PIMs S80 - NL || 66 GP || 3 G || 11 A || 14 P || 1 Win || 39 PIMs SHL Regular Season Stats

Conner Snooks || LW || PHI/EDM/NOLA/WPG || NBB || Retired Birthplace: Swansea, Wales, UK Height: 5' 10" Weight: 190lbs Number: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ S60 Undrafted FA - Nevada Battleborn S60 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal S61 13OA in SHL Entry Draft - Philadelphia Forge S61 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player - Finalist S62 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal S64 Ryan Jesster Award - Best Rookie - Winner S68 Made All-SHL 3rd Team S69 Challenge Cup Winner S69 IIHF Great Britain Player - Bronze Medal S73 Challenge Cup Winner ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats S60 - NBB || 66 GP || 11 G || 7 A || 18 P || -46 || 11:56 ATOI S61 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 21 A || 49 P || -6 || 17:10 ATOI S62 - NBB || 66 GP || 21 G || 22 A || 43 P || 1 || 16:58 ATOI S63 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 35 A || 63 P || 26 || 18:12 ATOI SHL Regular Season Stats S64 - PHI || 66 GP || 24 G || 18 A || 42 P || -1 || 18:42 ATOI S65 - PHI || 66 GP || 27 G || 30 A || 57 P || 18 || 20:42 ATOI S66 - PHI || 66 GP || 33 G || 38 A || 71 P || 5 || 19:15 ATOI S67 - PHI || 66 GP || 37 G || 52 A || 89 P || 26 || 21:55 ATOI S68 - PHI || 66 GP || 48 G || 51 A || 99 P || 35 || 21:30 ATOI S69 - PHI || 66 GP || 38 G || 34 A || 72 P || 13 || 20:53 ATOI S70 - EDM || 66 GP || 43 G || 53 A || 96 P || 6 || 21:16 ATOI S71 - EDM || 66 GP || 29 G || 36 A || 65 P || 30 || 18:02 ATOI S72 - EDM || 66 GP || 24 G || 40 A || 64 P || 43 || 16:43 ATOI S73 - EDM || 66 GP || 22 G || 32 A || 54 P || 43 || 16:05 ATOI S74 - NOLA || 66 GP || 31 G || 32 A || 63 P || 28 || 19:53 ATOI S75 - NOLA || 66 GP || 19 G || 36 A || 55 P || 23 || 16:40 ATOI S76 - NOLA || 66 GP || 18 G || 35 A || 53 P || 12 || 16:58 ATOI S77 - WPG || 66 GP || 6 G || 23 A || 29 P || -8 || 18:12 ATOI

:AlerisApple: || co-GM Yukon Malamutes || S82 - present ------------------------------------------------------------ :AlerisApple: || co-GM Nevada Battleborn || S63 - S77 ------------------------------------------------------------ S60 - WJC - Team British Isles Gold Medal S61 - WJC - Team Young Guns Group Stage S66 - WJC - Team British Isles First Round S66 - NBB - SMJHL Regular Season 1st Place Finish S66 - NBB - Nour Harrak Winner (Best GM Duo) S66 - NBB - Four Star Cup Winner S76 - WJC - Team Ice First Round

Happy Friday!

Furiosa last night was fucking incredible! What a great movie!

This is a once in a lifetime chirp!

Meo Vanbiesbrouck | G | Buffalo | Class of 74 | 1201 TPE The Greatest Name Of All

Ok maybe not this is the twice in a lifetime chirp!

Meo Vanbiesbrouck | G | Buffalo | Class of 74 | 1201 TPE The Greatest Name Of All

rain drop, and additionally... drop top

Avs lost and DAL lost last night lfg