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scudmuffin19 · 05-24-2024, 11:41 AM

05-24-2024, 11:34 AMsköldpaddor Wrote: men are yucky

tru

*Carpy48* · 05-24-2024, 11:53 AM

05-24-2024, 11:34 AMsköldpaddor Wrote: men are yucky

I don't disagree

*bobdigi9* · 05-24-2024, 11:56 AM

I'm not crying, you're crying.
No, wait. I'm definitely crying.

***kahri*** · 05-24-2024, 12:07 PM

05-24-2024, 08:41 AMPyro182 Wrote: If my lips said, "Adios, I don't like you, I think you're gross"
That'd be too bad, I might get mad
Hm, that'd be too bad, you might get mad?
That'd be too bad
Fascinating

If my lips moved to Duluth
Left a mess and took my tooth
That'd be too bad, I'd call my GM
Oh, dear, that'd be too bad, you'd call your GM?
That'd be too bad
Hold it, did you say your Manager?
Fascinating!

So what you're saying is if your lips left you?
That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad
I might get mad, I'd call my GM
That'd be too bad
That'd be too bad?
That'd be too bad
Why?
Because I love my lips
Oh, my! This is more serious than I thought

Jason, what do you see here?
Uhm, that looks like a lip
What about this?
It's a lip
And this?
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip
It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip, lip, lip
Lips, lip, lip, lip

Jason, tell me about your childhood
When I was just two years old
I left my lips out in the cold
And they turned blue
What could I do?
Oh, dear, they turned blue
What could you do?
Oh, they turned blue
I see

On the day I got my tooth
I had to kiss my great aunt Ruth
She had a beard and it felt weird
My-my, she had a beard
And it felt weird?
She had a beard
Oh!

Ten days after I turned eight
Got my lips stuck in a gate
My friends all laughed
And I just stood there until the PT department came
And broke the lock with a crosscheck and I had to spend
The next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named @kahri
Who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn't
Even talk to each other until the fifth week because both
Our lips were so swollen and when she did start speaking
She just spoke goose and I only knew like three words in goose
Except now, I know four because Kahri taught me the word for lip
HONK
Your friends all laughed, HONK?
How do you spell that?
I don't know
So what you're saying is that when you were young-
They turned blue, what could I do?
She had a beard, and it felt weird
My friends all laughed, HONK
I'm confused
I love my lips!

Uh, Jason, Jason?
Wait Jason, Jason?
That's about enough, thank you
Jason?

This has been Silly Songs with @jason kranz
Tune in next week
When we hear Jason say, "Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?"

Oh, look at the time!