Option 1:

This is more of a veiled insult to Langston Hardison-Laurent as the local golf course next to his childhood home near Gainesville, Florida has been renamed the Langston Hardison-Laurent Early April Destination Golf Course. Langston has never had a long playoff run and to be perfectly frank, the locals are getting tired of it. Langston does not even live in Florida anymore after the season as he finds the rabid hockey fans down there (get it cause Florida is a hockey state) too fanatic and that he cannot relax properly down there. But that is a real shame because the LHL EADGC is actually a very fun course that LHL enjoyed playing in his Hawaiian shirts. Still, with Langston more or less run out of town, Langston has still set up a youth golf program through the course to encourage more local kids to play and learn the game that is also a valuable life skill.

Shoutout TheOPSquid for the Sig

Langston Hardison-Laurent | | LW | | Winnipeg Aurora

Name: Langston Hardison-Laurent

Birthplace: Gainesville, USA

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 202

Number: 7]

Current Team: Winnipeg Aurora

Former Team: Yukon Malamutes (SMJHL)

IIHF Nation: Switzerland

Yukon Captain S76

Yukon Alternate Captain S74-S75

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SHL Regular Season Stats:
66 GP | 20 G | 29 A | 49 P | -33 | 145 S | 62 PIM | 76 H | 7 SB
SHL Post Season Stats:

SMJHL Regular Season Stats:

264 GP | 129 G | 137 A | 266 P | +3 | 902 S | 134 PIM | 527 H | 60 SB

SMJHL Post Season Stats:

36 GP | 15 G | 12 A | 27 P | -1 | 129 S | 4 PIM | 64 H | 7 SB

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Transactions:

Drafted 55 OA by the Yukon Malamutes in the S73 SMJHL Entry Draft

Drafted 17 OA by the Winnipeg Aurora in the S74 SHL Entry Draft

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Achievements:
S76 IIHF Silver Medal

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Awards:

S76 IIHF Silver Medal

S76 Zach Miller Award

S74 Ideen Fallah Trophy

S74 Raymond Lindsay Trophy

S74 Roberto Martucci Trophy - 55 Goals

S74 Jared Hanson Trophy - 95 Points

S74 Alex Light Trophy

S75 SMJHL All-Star

S75 SMJHL All Star Game First Star

S74 SMJHL First Team All-Star

S74 SMJHL All Star Game First Star

Team Awards:

S76 Struck Gold Award

S75 Musher Award
S75 Swing Dog Award
S75 Gold Rush Award
S75 Team Dog Award

S74 Musher Award

S74 Struck Gold Award

S74 Gold Rush Award

S74 Klondike Award

S74 Team Dog Award

Written option 2: When Slava Ukraini Heroyam Slava scores back to back goals to help his team come back after being down four to two he celebrates in the biggest way possible. After scoring the game thing goal Slava Ukraini Heroyam Slava ends up getting down on one knee and lifting his stick up to his head mimicking as though his stick is a sniper gun and starts to pretend to shoot at the opposing goalie to signal he is going to continue snipping goals on them. Slava Ukraini Heroyam Slava is known for being a player with a lot of energy and having flashy celebrations. He likes to get the crowd excited with his moves and bring the spirits of his teammates up with his energy. After scoring back to back goals Slava Ukraini Heroyam Slava went on to score the game winner finishing off the hat trick in overtime to help his team win and celebrated with an exuberant bow to the home crowd as the team bench rushed on the ice to congratulate Slava Ukraini Heroyam Slava and celebrate the win.

 

 
Slava-Ukraini Heroyam-Slava || Yukon Malamutes || Toronto North Stars
Name: Slava-Ukraini Heroyam-Slava
Nationality: Kryvyi Rih, Ukraine
Height: 6"4
Weight: 230
Number: 91
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S53 | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 28 | P: 42 | +/-: 12 | PPP: 1 | PIM: 0 | H: 68 | SB: 4 | TA: 31 | GA: 38
SHL Regular Season:
SMJHL Post Season:
S53 | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | PPP: 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 22 | SB: 0 | TA: 4 | GA: 10
SHL Post Season:
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Career Transactions:
S74 Drafted 11th overall to the Yukon Malamutes
S75 Drafted 6th overall to the Toronto North Stars

 

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Nevek Kove  |  RD  | Quebec City Citadelles
Player Type: Stay-at-Home Defenseman
Height: 6'1" | Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 49
Birthplace: Quebec City, Quebec, Canada
Peak TPE: 1811 TPE
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Regular Season Stats :
S66 | QCC | GP:66 | G:07 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | +/-:+12 | SB:061 | HIT:115
S67 | QCC | GP:66 | G:05 | A:17 | P:22 | PIMs:30 | +/-:+16 | SB:157 | HIT:099
S68 | QCC | GP:66 | G:04 | A:23 | P:27 | PIMs:26 | +/-:-23 | SB:203 | HIT:102
S69 | QCC | GP:66 | G:04 | A:22 | P:26 | PIMs:32 | +/-:+16 | SB:171 | HIT:079
S70 | MIN | GP:66 | G:04 | A:22 | P:26 | PIMs:29 | +/-:-08 | SB:268 | HIT:069
S71 | MIN | GP:66 | G:05 | A:07 | P:12 | PIMs:32 | +/-:-05 | SB:260 | HIT:041
S72 | MIN | GP:66 | G:07 | A:20 | P:27 | PIMs:40 | +/-:+05 | SB:292 | HIT:050
S73 | MIN | GP:66 | G:02 | A:28 | P:28 | PIMs:40 | +/-:+04 | SB:187 | HIT:069
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Post Season Stats :
S66 | QCC | GP:17 | G:00 | A:03 | P:03 | PIMs:04 | +/-:+00 | SB:024 | HIT:024
S67 | QCC | GP:21 | G:01 | A:07 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+09 | SB:052 | HIT:028
S68 | QCC | GP:05 | G:00 | A:03 | P:03 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-05 | SB:015 | HIT:003
S69 | QCC | GP:25 | G:00 | A:07 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+20 | SB:072 | HIT:045
S70 | MIN | GP:04 | G:01 | A:00 | P:01 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-07 | SB:019 | HIT:007
S71 | MIN | Did Not Qualify
S72 | MIN | Did Not Qualify
S73 | MIN | GP:05 | G:00 | A:02 | P:02 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-01 | SB:013 | HIT:005
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IIHF/WJC Stats :
S67 | ICE | GP:14 | G:02 | A:04 | P:06 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+10 | SB:018 | HIT:026
S68 | ICE | GP:13 | G:00 | A:00 | P:00 | PIMs:02 | +/-:-03 | SB:022 | HIT:003
S69 | BRI | GP:13 | G:02 | A:05 | P:07 | PIMs:08 | +/-:+02 | SB:014 | HIT:016
S69 | IRL | GP:12 | G:02 | A:03 | P:05 | PIMs:02 | +/-:+08 | SB:036 | HIT:011
S70 | IRL | GP:12 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:04 | +/-:-06 | SB:027 | HIT:010
S71 | IRL | GP:15 | G:00 | A:08 | P:08 | PIMs:12 | +/-:+10 | SB:059 | HIT:017
S72 | IRL | GP:13 | G:01 | A:01 | P:02 | PIMs:10 | +/-:+00 | SB:048 | HIT:014
S73 | IRL | GP:13 | G:01 | A:04 | P:05 | PIMs:06 | +/-:+02 | SB:045 | HIT:011
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Contracts/Transactions:
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SMJHL Awards/Honors:
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British Isles WJC Medals:
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SHL Awards/Honors:
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Ireland IIHF Medals:
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Draft:
S66 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 28th overall by the Quebec City Citadelles
S67 | SHL Draft : Selected 1st overall by the Minnesota Monarchs


Elizabeth Doyle  |  G  | Buffalo Stampede
Player Type: Goalie
Height: 5'9" | Weight: 179 lbs
Number: 27
Birthplace: Galway, Ireland
Peak TPE: 2145 TPE
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Regular Season Stats :
S50 | STL | GP:37 | W:16 | L:16 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.877 | GAA:3.50 | SO:00
S51 | STL | GP:46 | W:22 | L:18 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.890 | GAA:3.09 | SO:02
S52 | STL | GP:41 | W:23 | L:13 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.888 | GAA:2.84 | SO:01
S52 | BUF | GP:05 | W:02 | L:02 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.875 | GAA:3.22 | SO:00
S53 | STL | GP:38 | W:21 | L:15 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.64 | SO:02
S54 | BUF | GP:44 | W:35 | L:07 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:1.91 | SO:08
S55 | BUF | GP:44 | W:34 | L:10 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.916 | GAA:2.01 | SO:05
S56 | BUF | GP:44 | W:28 | L:16 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.919 | GAA:2.28 | SO:09
S57 | BUF | GP:53 | W:40 | L:11 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.19 | SO:06
S58 | BUF | GP:54 | W:33 | L:17 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.924 | GAA:2.08 | SO:13
S59 | BUF | GP:54 | W:41 | L:10 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.903 | GAA:2.62 | SO:01
S60 | BUF | GP:55 | W:40 | L:09 | OTL:05 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:2.64 | SO:02
S61 | BUF | GP:54 | W:36 | L:16 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.38 | SO:04
S62 | BUF | GP:52 | W:38 | L:14 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.99 | SO:03
S63 | BUF | GP:54 | W:30 | L:20 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.917 | GAA:2.78 | SO:04
S64 | BUF | GP:54 | W:36 | L:16 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.58 | SO:03
S65 | BUF | GP:55 | W:34 | L:16 | OTL:04 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.69 | SO:05
S66 | BUF | GP:54 | W:30 | L:22 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.892 | GAA:3.20 | SO:03
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Post Season Stats :
S50 | STL | GP:13 | W:07 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.897 | GAA:3.09 | SO:00
S51 | STL | GP:12 | W:07 | L:03 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.891 | GAA:2.84 | SO:00
S52 | STL | GP:17 | W:09 | L:08 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.882 | GAA:3.18 | SO:02
S53 | STL | GP:14 | W:07 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:2.38 | SO:01
S54 | BUF | GP:13 | W:07 | L:05 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.53 | SO:01
S55 | BUF | GP:17 | W:12 | L:05 | OTL:00 | SV%:.0927 | GAA:1.86 | SO:03
S56 | BUF | GP:23 | W:18 | L:08 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.910 | GAA:2.86 | SO:01
S57 | BUF | GP:17 | W:11 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.25 | SO:01
S58 | BUF | GP:21 | W:13 | L:07 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.905 | GAA:2.49 | SO:01
S59 | BUF | GP:19 | W:13 | L:03 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:2.58 | SO:03
S60 | BUF | GP:22 | W:16 | L:04 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.02 | SO:03
S61 | BUF | GP:09 | W:05 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.923 | GAA:2.45 | SO:01
S62 | BUF | GP:09 | W:05 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:2.90 | SO:01
S63 | BUF | GP:12 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.53 | SO:01
S64 | BUF | GP:11 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.907 | GAA:3.01 | SO:01
S65 | BUF | GP:18 | W:10 | L:07 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.922 | GAA:2.50 | SO:00
S66 | BUF | GP:16 | W:09 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.913 | GAA:2.70 | SO:01
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IIHF/WJC Stats :
S49 | BRI | GP:17 | W:08 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.855 | GAA:3.91 | SO:00
S50 | BRI | GP:08 | W:06 | L:01 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.904 | GAA:2.39 | SO:01
S50 | IRL | GP:02 | W:01 | L:01 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.939 | GAA:1.51 | SO:00
S51 | BRI | GP:11 | W:07 | L:04 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.926 | GAA:2.19 | SO:00
S51 | IRL | GP:04 | W:03 | L:01 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.917 | GAA:2.51 | SO:00
S52 | BRI | GP:09 | W:03 | L:01 | OTL:03 | SV%:0.865 | GAA:2.93 | SO:00
S52 | IRL | GP:07 | W:04 | L:02 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.931 | GAA:2.17 | SO:00
S53 | BRI | GP:04 | W:02 | L:01 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.72 | SO:00
S53 | IRL | GP:05 | W:03 | L:02 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:3.01 | SO:01
S54 | IRL | GP:12 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.909 | GAA:3.32 | SO:00
S55 | IRL | GP:09 | W:02 | L:04 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.915 | GAA:2.97 | SO:01
S56 | IRL | GP:13 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:02 | SV%:0.927 | GAA:2.74 | SO:02
S57 | IRL | GP:10 | W:03 | L:07 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.914 | GAA:2.91 | SO:01
S58 | IRL | GP:09 | W:00 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.892 | GAA:4.41 | SO:00
S59 | IRL | GP:11 | W:02 | L:09 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.914 | GAA:3.84 | SO:00
S60 | IRL | GP:11 | W:03 | L:07 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.920 | GAA:3.33 | SO:00
S61 | IRL | GP:10 | W:04 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.929 | GAA:2.70 | SO:00
S62 | IRL | GP:13 | W:08 | L:05 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.935 | GAA:2.21 | SO:03
S63 | IRL | GP:11 | W:04 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.898 | GAA:3.66 | SO:00
S64 | IRL | GP:12 | W:05 | L:06 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.906 | GAA:3.79 | SO:00
S65 | IRL | GP:12 | W:06 | L:06 | OTL:00 | SV%:0.936 | GAA:2.32 | SO:02
S66 | IRL | GP:15 | W:06 | L:08 | OTL:01 | SV%:0.922 | GAA:2.79 | SO:01
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Contracts/Transactions:
S50 | Signed 1y / $4M contract with St. Louis Scarecrows
S51 | Signed 2y / $5M contract with Buffalo Stampede
S53 | Signed 3y / $6M contract with the Buffalo Stampede
S56 | Signed 2y / $6M contract with the Buffalo Stampede
S57 | Opted out of S57 contract with the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL Awards/Honors:
1x Oriens Trophy (S52(STL))
1x All-SMJHL Second Team (S52)
2x All-Star Team (S52, S53)
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British Isles WJC Medals:
1x Silver Medal (S49)
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SHL Awards/Honors:
1x All Rookie Team (S54)
4x First All Star Team (S54, S55, S57, S58)
1x Ryan Jesster Trophy (S54)
2x Mike Honcho Trophy (S54, S55)
3x John McBride Trophy (S54, S57, S58)
3x President Trophy (S54(BUF), S55(BUF), S60(BUF))
5x Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S55(BUF), S56(BUF), S58(BUF), S59(BUF), S60(BUF))
1x Anton Razov Trophy (S55)
2x Challenge Cup (S55(BUF), S60(BUF))
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Ireland IIHF Medals:
1x Silver Medal (S65)
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Draft:
S50 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 5th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S51 | SHL Draft : Selected 11th overall by the Buffalo Stampede


Oisín Fletcher  |  C/LW  | "C" | New Orleans Specters
Player Type : Sniper
Height: 6'1" | Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 36
Birthplace: Québec City, Québec, Canada
Peak TPE: 2,048
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Regular Season Stats :
S35 | HAL | GP:50 | G:12 | A:17 | P:29 | PIMs:21 | Shots:129 | +/-:-15
S36 | HAL | GP:50 | G:21 | A:26 | P:47 | PIMs:08 | Shots:152 | +/-:+19
S37 | HAL | GP:50 | G:32 | A:32 | P:64 | PIMs:39 | Shots:162 | +/-:+36
S38 | NEW | GP:50 | G:13 | A:15 | P:28 | PIMs:11 | Shots:129 | +/-:+05
S39 | NEW | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:23 | Shots:127 | +/-:+17
S40 | NEW | GP:50 | G:16 | A:17 | P:33 | PIMs:06 | Shots:146 | +/-:+08
S41 | NEW | GP:50 | G:17 | A:21 | P:38 | PIMs:19 | Shots:239 | +/-:-23
S42 | NEW | GP:50 | G:29 | A:35 | P:64 | PIMs:14 | Shots:227 | +/-:+24
S43 | NEW | GP:50 | G:23 | A:24 | P:47 | PIMs:32 | Shots:161 | +/-:+15
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:27 | A:31 | P:58 | PIMs:20 | Shots:210 | +/-:+22
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:20 | P:41 | PIMs:08 | Shots:184 | +/-:+09
S46 | NOS | GP:50 | G:16 | A:23 | P:38 | PIMs:00 | Shots:151 | +/-:+09
S47 | NOS | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:10 | Shots:231 | +/-:+03
S48 | NOS | GP:50 | G:21 | A:24 | P:45 | PIMs:22 | Shots:145 | +/-:+30
S49 | NOS | GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | PIMs:13 | Shots:224 | +/-:+03
S50 | NOS | GP:50 | G:03 | A:32 | P:35 | PIMs:12 | Shots:083 | +/-:+05
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Post Season Stats :
S35 | HAL | Did Not Qualify
S36 | HAL | GP:13 | G:08 | A:05 | P:13 | PIMs:06 | Shots:054 | +/-:+03
S37 | HAL | GP:06 | G:05 | A:03 | P:08 | PIMs:00 | Shots:025 | +/-:00
S38 | NEW | GP:07 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:00 | Shots:012 | +/-:-04
S39 | NEW | GP:12 | G:03 | A:02 | P:05 | PIMs:00 | Shots:034 | +/-:+02
S40 | NEW | GP:05 | G:02 | A:00 | P:02 | PIMs:00 | Shots:017 | +/-:-04
S41 | NEW | Did Not Qualify
S42 | NEW | GP:18 | G:09 | A:07 | P:16 | PIMs:11 | Shots:074 | +/-:+01
S43 | NEW | Did Not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:03 | A:03 | P:06 | PIMs:10 | Shots:029 | +/-:-04
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:07 | A:07 | P:16 | PIMs:10 | Shots:067 | +/-:+07
S46 | NOR | GP:20 | G:08 | A:13 | P:21 | PIMs:14 | Shots:089 | +/-:-02
S47 | NOR | GP:07 | G:08 | A:04 | P:12 | PIMs:07 | Shots:028 | +/-:+04
S48 | NOR | GP:13 | G:07 | A:09 | P:16 | PIMs:04 | Shots:060 | +/-:-01
S49 | NOR | GP:11 | G:01 | A:05 | P:06 | PIMs:02 | Shots:031 | +/-:-02
S50 | NOR | GP:10 | G:02 | A:04 | P:06 | PIMs:00 | Shots:014 | +/-:-05
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IIHF Stats :
S35 | IRE | GP:10 | G:00 | A:02 | P:02 | PIMs:00 | Shots:003 | +/-:+02
S36 | IRE | GP:11 | G:00 | A:01 | P:01 | PIMs:00 | Shots:021 | +/-:-07
S37 | IRE | GP:13 | G:03 | A:00 | P:03 | PIMs:02 | Shots:008 | +/-:+01
S38 | IRE | GP:10 | G:05 | A:03 | P:08 | PIMs:02 | Shots:039 | +/-:+01
S39 | IRE | GP:13 | G:04 | A:05 | P:09 | PIMs:00 | Shots:045 | +/-:+07
S40 | IRE | GP:11 | G:04 | A:02 | P:06 | PIMs:02 | Shots:033 | +/-:00
S41 | IRE | GP:13 | G:05 | A:05 | P:11 | PIMs:00 | Shots:042 | +/-:+06
S42 | IRE | GP:13 | G:07 | A:09 | P:16 | PIMs:04 | Shots:053 | +/-:-02
S43 | IRE | GP:13 | G:03 | A:07 | P:10 | PIMs:06 | Shots:039 | +/-:00
S44 | IRE | GP:13 | G:04 | A:06 | P:10 | PIMs:04 | Shots:050 | +/-:+05
S45 | IRE | GP:13 | G:05 | A:09 | P:14 | PIMs:06 | Shots:044 | +/-:+08
S46 | IRE | GP:15 | G:02 | A:06 | P:08 | PIMs:02 | Shots:051 | +/-:-03
S47 | IRE | GP:15 | G:07 | A:05 | P:12 | PIMs:04 | Shots:042 | +/-:+07
S48 | IRE | GP:15 | G:08 | A:06 | P:14 | PIMs:04 | Shots:064 | +/-:+20
S49 | IRE | GP:12 | G:02 | A:03 | P:05 | PIMs:02 | Shots:050 | +/-:-04
S50 | IRE | GP:13 | G:02 | A:09 | P:11 | PIMs:02 | Shots:026 | +/-:+04
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Contracts/Transactions:
S35 | Signed 1y / $2M contract with Halifax Raiders
S36 | Signed 3y / $1.5M contract with New England Wolfpack
S39 | Signed 2y / $4M contract extension with New England Wolfpack
S41 | Signed 2y / $8M contract extension with New England Wolfpack
S43 | Signed 1y / $5M contract extension with New England Wolfpack
S44 | Free Agent Rights Traded to Edmonton Blizzard
S44 | Signed 2y / $10M contract extension with Edmonton Blizzard
S46 | Free Agent Rights Traded to Winnipeg Jets
S46 | Signed 4y / $20M contract with New Orleans Specters
S50 | Signed 1y / $7M contract with New Orleans Specters
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SMJHL Awards/Honors:
2x Elias Armia Trophy (S35, S36)
1x Ron Bolt Trophy (S36)
1x Jared Hanson Trophy (S37)
1x Roberto Martucci Trophy (S37)
1x Zach Miller Trophy (S37)
1x Ideen Fallah Trophy (S37)
1x Raymond Lindsay Trophy (S37)
1x Laurifer Trophy (S37(HAL))
1x First All-Star Team (S37)
1x Second All-Star Team (S36)
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SHL Awards/Honors:
3x Damian Littleton Trophy (S40, S42, S44)
2x First All Star Team (S42, S44)
1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S42)
2x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S42, S44)
1x Jay Mcdonald Trophy (S44)
2x President Trophy (S44(EDM), S45(EDM))
2x Cole Reinhart Trophy (S45(EDM), S46(NOR))
1x Mathias Chouinard Trophy (S42(NEW))
1x Challenge Cup (S45(EDM))
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Ireland IIHF Medals:
3x Bronze Medal (S39, S41, S48)
2x Silver Medal (S37, S47)
5x Gold Medal (S42, S43, S44, S45, S46)
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Draft:
S35 | SMJHL Draft : Selected 26th Overall by the Halifax Raiders
S36 | SHL Draft : Selected 3rd Overall by the New England Wolfpack

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Squidwardo Tentacles | LW | Seattle Argonauts | 1202 TPE

Name: Squidwardo Tentacles 

Birthplace: Riga, Latvia

Height: 6'4"

Weight: 185

Number: 81]

Current Team: Seattle Argonauts

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SHL Career:

Seattle Argonauts:

Regular Season | 66 GP | 19 G | 42 A | 61 P | -32 | 30 PIM | 109 H

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SMJHL Career:

Yukon Malamutes:

Regular Season | 264 GP | 96 G | 151 A | 247 P | +34 | 212 PIM | 664 H

Playoffs | 36 GP | 10 G | 18 A | 28 P | -9 | 12 PIM | 91 H

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Career Highlights:

S74 Bronze Medal WJC

S74 SMJHL All-Star

S76 SMJHL All-Star

5th All Time in Points for Yukon

5th All Time in Assists for Yukon

1st All Time in Penalty Minutes for Yukon

3rd All Time in Hits for Yukon

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Team Awards:

S73-S76 Dynamite Award - Led Team in Hits

S74+76 Swing Dog Award - Led Team in Assists

S75+76 Prospector Award - Led Team in PIMs
S76 Team Dog Award - Most Outstanding Forward 

S76 Gold Rush Award - Led Team in Points

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Transactions:

SMJHL Draft - 22nd OVR to Yukon/pbl]

[pbl]SHL Draft - 7th OVR to Seattle

PBE Affiliate

 Graphic Option 2

    

   

 
  Carter Stankoven || LW || Hamilton Steelhawks || 629 TPE   
Birthplace: Barre, VT, USA 
Height: 5'11 
Number: 22 
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S75 SMJHL Drafted 32nd Overall By The Kelowna Knights
S76 SHL Drafted 47th Overall By The Hamilton Steelhawks
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SMJHL STATS 
S75 l 13 G l 18 A l 31 PTS l 31 PIM 

S76 l 26 G l 20 A l 46 PTS l 20 PIM 

S77 l 30 G l 28 A l 58 PTS l 48 PIM 
S78 l 24 G l 37 A l 61 PTS l  PIM 

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SHL STATS 

S79 l ? G l ? A l ? PTS l ? PIM 

 

  

PBE affiliate

Sig credits: OrbitingDeath & enigmatic

Deth Klaw || Defenseman || Maine Timber/Montreal Patriotes/Latvia || 425 TPE





Miguel Hefeweizen || SPF/WPG (retired) || S58-75 || 2077 Peak TPE

Option 2:

The buzzer sounds to end the game with the goal horn, and it's like all of the sound in the arena comes rushing in like high tide. The cheers from the Panthers faithful, a relatively small contingent in the arena in San Francisco, were somehow just as loud as the boos from the Pride fans. Oliver Castillon wasn't even really sure what had happened. Oh. Wait. He scored a goal! They won in overtime! Derek Martin was coming over to congratulate him, with Axel Kirby and Elena Maximova right behind him, Nathan Meagher behind them.
"What was that?!" Derek was shouting over the din, as they crowded him around the boards in a quick group hug before skating back to give Gregorz his well-earned boops.
San Francisco has had the Panthers' number all season. Since Round 2 of the last playoffs, really, and every game had been a hard fight only to ultimately lose. They had down 3-1 at the start of the 3rd, and looking at the smug Pride center's face as they lined up for the faceoff and he asked Oliver if they were ready to lose again made something snap in the back of his mind. His vision broadened, the sounds warped and faded, and it was like all he could see was the way forward. "Hit here, swipe the puck there, pass to Derek, receive the puck, fire", just a constant monologue of single-minded focus where the world seemed slower.
The first goal had been a feed from Derek, a nice neat little pass to the corner of the net and a tight angle that got past Justin Time like it had been blasted from a cannon.
The second goal was on the Power Play. Elena had shot one in, Shane Piastri tipped it, but it rebounded and Oliver managed to shove it over the line in a scrum. He got some not-so-playful shoves from one of the Pride defenders for that effort.
Going into overtime, Coach said something, for sure, but Oliver couldn't tell you what. All he knew was that 1st line went out to start and after a long minute, the puck went over the glass and they were able to change. Derek took the face off, and before he even knew what he was doing, Oliver had put the puck on-net and past Time.
They shuffled quickly off the ice and back to the locker room, the mood much more buoyant than it had been at the start of the game. Oliver was called back to receive the nod for 1st star of the game, and the post game interview.
"So, Oliver, what was going through your mind when you scored those goals to win the game?"
"Just doing my job, playing my part. We've got a great team, it could just as easily been Derek or Shane on the score sheet."
"This was your second career hat trick in the SHL. How does it feel?"
"Oh right," Oliver said blinking. "I scored a hatty! It hadn't really sunk in, to be honest. I didn't see too many hats out there from the Pride fans, ha-ha. Can't really blame 'em though, I'd be real mad if somebody turned a 3-1 game into a 4-3 overtime hat trick.
"I was really glad to hear the Panthers fans in the house tonight. The support means a lot, especially as we get deeper into the season and closer to the playoffs."

Oliver Castillon | Nevada Battleborn | Los Angeles Panthers | Peak TPE: TBD
  Center | #77 | Height: 6 ft., 1 in. | Weight: 200 lbs.
  Birthplace: Montpellier, FRA
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International Records
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|WJC | SWE | S69 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -11 +/- | 10 SOG | 7 Hits | 1 SB | 7 GA | 9 TA | 41.2% FOW|
|WJC | ICE | S70 | 12 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | 2 +/- | 9 SOG | 21 Hits | 5 SB | 5 GA | 2 TA | 00.0% FOW|
|WJC | RHI | S71 | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 +/- | 6 SOG | 8 Hits | 6 SB | 3 GA | 3 TA | 36.7% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S71 | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | 0 +/- | 8 SOG | 11 Hits | 0 SB | 6 GA | 2 TA | 50.0% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S72 | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -1 +/- | 7 SOG | 6 Hits | 1 SB | 4 GA | 5 TA | 46.0% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S73 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 1 +/- | 21 SOG | 4 Hits | 6 SB | 7 GA | 10 TA | 48.6% FOW|
|IIHF | FRA | S74 | 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -9 +/- | 29 SOG | 3 Hits | 8 SB | 4 GA | 9 TA | 62.4% FOW|
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SMJHL Records
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|SMJHL | NBB | S69 | 9 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -7 +/- | 13 SOG | 7 Hits | 3 SB | 0 GA | 5 TA | 40.4% FOW| <-- DFA Season
|SMJHL | COL | S70 | 66 GP | 16 G | 30 A | 46 P | 12 +/- | 109 SOG | 110 Hits | 38 SB | 39 GA | 32 TA | 53.0% FOW|
|SMJHL | NBB | S71 | 66 GP | 21 G | 35 A | 56 P | 5 +/- | 169 SOG | 157 Hits | 43 SB | 60 GA | 56 TA | 41.1% FOW|
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SHL Records
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|SHL | LAP | S72 | 66 GP | 14 G | 22 A | 36 P | -1 +/- | 124 SOG | 52 Hits | 32 SB | 62 GA | 33 TA | 40.4% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S72 | 11 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -5 +/- | 26 SOG | 5 Hits | 5 SB | 7 GA | 3 TA | 41.2% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S73 | 66 GP | 18 G | 25 A | 43 P | -3 +/- | 136 SOG | 36 Hits | 29 SB | 40 GA | 40 TA | 49.1% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S73 | 8 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -5 +/- | 17 SOG | 9 Hits | 6 SB | 7 GA | 9 TA | 50.6% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S74 | 66 GP | 17 G | 35 A | 52 P | 10 +/- | 169 SOG | 47 Hits | 27 SB | 74 GA | 30 TA | 55.9% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S74 | 6 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -3 +/- | 12 SOG | 3 Hits | 2 SB | 4 GA | 4 TA | 55.3% FOW|
|SHL | LAP | S75 | 66 GP | 30 G | 24 A | 54 P | 4 +/- | 167 SOG | 57 Hits | 25 SB | 44 GA | 45 TA | 48.8% FOW|
|SHL-P | LAP | S75 | 18 GP | 6 G | 10 A | 16 P | 12 +/- | 35 SOG | 11 Hits | 9 SB | 12 GA | 17 TA | 54.7% FOW|
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Events
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S69: Signed as a Draftable Free Agent with the Nevada Battleborn.
S69: Loaned from Team Rhine to Team Sweden to play in the WJC Tournament.
S70: Drafted 2OA by the Colorado Raptors
S70: Loaned from Team Rhine to Team Ice to play in the WJC Tournament.
S70: Won WJC Bronze with Team Ice.
S71: Drafted 6OA by the Los Angeles Panthers!
S71: Traded from Colorado to Nevada for S73 3rd & Derek Fitz.
S72: Called Up to the Los Angeles Panthers.
✪✪S75: CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION WITH THE LOS ANGELES PANTHERS!✪✪


Thanks @enigmatic, @Carpy48, @Bayley, @Ragnar, @sulovilen, & @dasboot for the signatures!

Danny Marston | St. Louis Scarecrows | Toronto North Stars | Peak TPE: 1909
  Center | #34 | Height: 6 ft., 2 in. | Weight: 205 lbs.
  Birthplace: Lithia, FL, USA
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St. Louis Records
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| S51 | 62 GP | 14 G |  20 A | 34 Pts |  -12 +/- | 128 SOG | 10.94 Sh% | 17 Hits |    8 SB |
| S52 | 67 GP | 13 G |  27 A | 40 Pts | +15 +/- | 113 SOG | 11.50 Sh% | 70 Hits |  12 SB |
| S53 | 64 GP |   7 G |  38 A | 45 Pts |    -9 +/- | 144 SOG |  4.87 Sh% | 46 Hits | 111 SB |15 GvA|25 TkA|
| S54 | 57 GP | 15 G |  35 A | 50 Pts |     0 +/- | 130 SOG | 11.54 Sh% | 48 Hits |  59 SB |19 GvA|16 TkA|
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Toronto Records
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| S55 | 50 GP |  8 G  | 17 A | 25 Pts |  -35 +/- |  78 SOG |10.26 Sh% | 67 Hits |  77 SB | 19 GvA |13 TkA|
| S56 | 50 GP |  6 G  | 17 A | 23 Pts |  -  1 +/- | 103 SOG|  5.83 Sh% |  54 Hits |  38 SB | 34 GvA |10 TkA|
| S57 | 66 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 Pts |  13 +/-  | 156 SOG|10.90 Sh% |113 Hits|  66 SB | 34 GvA |  9 TkA|
| S58 | 85 GP | 23 G | 40 A | 63 Pts |  29 +/-  | 250 SOG|11.22 Sh% |143 Hits|117 SB | 42 GvA |34 TkA|
| S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 31 A | 47 Pts |  23 +/-  | 172 SOG|  9.30 Sh% |107 Hits|  88 SB | 28 GvA |  9 TkA|
| S60 | 70 GP | 30 G | 43 A | 73 Pts |    9 +/-  | 217 SOG|13.82 Sh% |  74 Hits|110 SB | 32 GvA |31 TkA|
| S61 | 71 GP | 19 G | 52 A | 71 Pts |    4 +/-  | 207 SOG|  9.18 Sh% |  66 Hits|116 SB | 41 GvA |21 TkA|
| S62 | 70 GP |   9 G | 33 A | 42 Pts |  -9 +/-  | 184 SOG|  4.89 Sh% |  77 Hits|122 SB | 38 GvA |36 TkA|
| S63 | 71 GP | 29 G | 30 A | 59 Pts |    9 +/-  | 225 SOG|12.89 Sh% |  57 Hits|104 SB | 43 GvA |27 TkA|
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Winnipeg Records
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| S64 | 70 GP | 17 G | 28 A | 45 Pts |-28 +/-  | 165 SOG|10.30 Sh% |122 Hits|129 SB | 42 GvA |27 TkA|
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Team USA Records
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| S51 WJC  | 28 GP | 5 G |  7 A | 12 Pts | +8 +/- | 39 SOG |12.82 Sh% | 35 Hits |  2 SB |
| S52 WJC  | 22 GP | 1 G |  6 A |   7 Pts | +6 +/- | 24 SOG |  4.17 Sh% | 15 Hits |  0 SB |
| S53 WJC  | 21 GP | 3 G |  2 A |   5 Pts |   0 +/- | 37 SOG |  8.11 Sh% | 11 Hits | 25 SB |  1 GvA  | 3 TkA |
| S54 WJC  | 22 GP | 6 G |10 A | 16 Pts | -5 +/- | 62 SOG |  9.68 Sh% | 21 Hits | 37 SB | 11 GvA  | 8 TkA |
| S55 IIHF  | 20 GP | 1 G |  2 A |   3 Pts | -7 +/- | 28 SOG |   3.57 Sh% | 20 Hits |   5 SB |   6 GvA  |  5 TkA |
| S56 IIHF  | 20 GP | 0 G |  3 A |   3 Pts |  0 +/- |   8 SOG |  0.00 Sh%  | 20 Hits | 10 SB |   2 GvA  |  3 TkA |
| S57 IIHF  | 21 GP | 3 G |  2 A |   5 Pts |  4 +/- | 20 SOG | 15.00 Sh% |   9 Hits |   5 SB |   2 GvA  |  4 TkA |
| S58 IIHF  | 20 GP | 2 G |  7 A |   9 Pts |  0 +/- | 49 SOG |   4.10 Sh% | 26 Hits | 28 SB |   6 GvA  |  3 TkA |
| S59 IIHF  | 20 GP | 5 G |  8 A | 13 Pts |  6 +/- | 49 SOG | 10.18 Sh% | 31 Hits |13 SB | 13 GvA  |  4 TkA |
| S60 IIHF  | 19 GP | 7 G |13 A | 20 Pts |13 +/- | 51 SOG | 14.40 Sh% | 26 Hits |   9 SB |   7 GvA  |  8 TkA |
| S61 IIHF  | 20 GP | 8 G |11 A | 19 Pts |  4 +/- | 56 SOG | 14.31 Sh% | 31 Hits |   9 SB |   6 GvA  | 22 TkA|
| S62 IIHF  | 20 GP | 5 G |  5 A | 10 Pts | -1 +/- | 52 SOG |    9.60 Sh% |  25 Hits | 13 SB |   5 GvA  | 24 TkA|
| S63 IIHF  | 20 GP | 5 G |  5 A | 10 Pts | -1 +/- | 52 SOG |    9.60 Sh% |  25 Hits | 13 SB |   5 GvA  | 24 TkA|
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Events
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S51: Drafted 13OA in Round 2 by the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S52: Drafted 9OA in Round 1 by the Minnesota Chiefs.
S52: Named Assistant Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S52: Won Luke Riggs Award; STL Award for Best Locker Room Presence.
S53: Traded from MIN to TOR.
S53: Named Captain of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S53: Won Brandon Holmes Award; SMJHL Award for Best Defensive Forward.
S53: Won Mika Kandinsky Award; STL Award for Best Two-Way Forward.
S54: Extended contract with Toronto through S57.
✪ S54: WJC Team USA Gold Medalist ✪
S55: SHL All-Rookie Team
S55: Won 5 of 14 Toronto Team Awards
S57: Extended contract with Toronto through S61.
S60: Named to the Eastern Conference All-Star Team.
S62: Named Assistant Captain of the Toronto North Stars.
S63: Named Captain of Team USA for IIHF.
✪ S63: IIHF Team USA Gold Medalist ✪
S64: Signed in Free Agency with the Winnipeg Aurora.
S65: Officially Retired.


Shiny Shuckle | Colorado Raptors | Winnipeg Aurora | Peak TPE: 499
Goalie | #30 | Height: 6 ft., 0 in. | Weight: 200 lbs.
Hatched: Route 9A, New York, NY, USA
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Colorado Records
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|S64| 28 GP | 1618 MP | 19 -   4 - 3 |   684 SHA |   74 GA | 2.74 GAA | 1 SO | 0.892 SV%| 
|S65| 56 GP | 3254 MP | 33 - 20 - 1 | 1606 SHA | 168 GA | 3.10 GAA | 4 SO | 0.895 SV%| 
|S66| 59 GP | 3470 MP | 40 - 14 - 3 | 1612 SHA | 152 GA | 2.63 GAA | 3 SO | 0.906 SV%| 
|S67| 54 GP | 3073 MP | 30 - 23 - 1 | 1724 SHA | 186 GA | 3.63 GAA | 3 SO | 0.892 SV%| 
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SHL Level Records
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|S67| BAP |  9 GP | 389 MP | 3 - 3 - 0 | 214 SHA | 28 GA | 4.32 GAA | 1 SO | 0.869 SV%| 
|S68| WPG|13 GP | 777 MP |11- 2 - 0 | 298 SHA | 21 GA | 1.62 GAA | 1 SO | 0.930 SV%| 
|S69| WPG|13 GP | 730 MP |12- 0 - 0 | 271 SHA | 16 GA | 1.31 GAA | 3 SO | 0.941 SV%| 
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Finland Records
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|S64| WJC | 10 GP | 567 MP | 5 - 2 - 2 | 196 SHA | 14 GA | 1.48 GAA | 3 SO | 0.929 SV%| 
|S65| WJC |   6 GP | 338 MP | 2 - 3 - 1 | 185 SHA | 26 GA | 4.62 GAA | 0 SO | 0.859 SV%| 
|S66| WJC | 14 GP | 803 MP | 5 - 8 - 0 | 428 SHA | 34 GA | 2.54 GAA | 3 SO | 0.921 SV%| 
|S67| WJC | 16 GP | 970 MP | 6 - 9 - 1 | 422 SHA | 48 GA | 2.97 GAA | 0 SO | 0.886 SV%| 
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Events
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S64: Drafted 22OA in Round 2 by the Colorado Raptors.
S64: Transferred to Finland for International Tournaments.
S64: Won Silver Medal with WJC Finland as the Backup Goaltender.
S65: Drafted 45OA in Round 3 by the Winnipeg Aurora.
S66: Co-Winner of the Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy; SMJHL Award for Highest Team Save Percentage.
S66: Winner of the Cedric Robinson Trophy; SMJHL Award for Best Goalie.
S66: Nominated for the Ideen Fallah Award; SMJHL Award for Award Committee MVP.
S67: Traded to Baltimore from Winnipeg.
S67: Made 1st SHL Start for Baltimore Platoon Against the Hamilton Steelhawks (11/2 5-4W(SO)).
S68: Traded to Winnipeg from Baltimore.
S69: Announced retirement.


Site Jobs: Daniel J. Marston
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S51/S52: WJC GM for Team USA.
S52/S53: WJC Co-GM for Team USA.
S54: Became the General Manager of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S60: Retired from Management of the St. Louis Scarecrows.
S62: Interim General Manager of the Toronto North Stars.
S65: Hired as IIHF Broadcaster (IIHF Simmer).
S69: Hired as Co-Head of Broadcasting (Head Simmer).  
S70: Nominated for Damian Littleton Achievement Award.
S72: Nominated for Damian Littleton Achievement Award.
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St. Louis Records
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S54 | 26 W | 23 L | 1 OTL | 53 Pts | 147 GF | 148 GA |
          East 3rd; League 5th; Lost in Round 1 to CAR (G7)
S55 | 18 W | 28 L | 4 OTL | 40 Pts | 113 GF | 162 GA |
          East 4th; League 9th; Lost in Round 1 to VAN (G4)
S56 | 18 W | 29 L | 3 OTL | 39 Pts | 119 GF | 173 GA |
          East 5th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to MET (G7)
S57 | 25 W | 36 L | 5 OTL | 55 Pts | 163 GF | 206 GA |
          East 5th; League 11th; Won in Round 1 to KEL (G7), Lost in Round 2 to ANC (G4) 
S58 | 19 W | 40 L | 7 OTL | 45 Pts | 170 GF | 254 GA |
          East 5th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to ANC (G6) 
S59 | 20 W | 40 L | 6 OTL | 46 Pts | 161 GF | 241 GA |
          East 6th; League 11th; Lost in Round 1 to QCC (G7) 
S60 | 28 W | 30 L | 8 OTL | 64 Pts | 202 GF | 214 GA |
          East 5th; League 9th; Won in Round 1 to DET (G4), Lost in Round 2 to VAN (G7) 

Written Option 1:

If you told me that someone would ever want to name any kind of building after Trevor Lopez, I would be absolutely flabbergasted, but wow, here we are! If I’m being honest, there is only one place that feels fitting, and that would be the city of Tijuana’s local orphanage. Trevor was an orphan himself, you see, and he grew up with nothing but a hockey stick and a dream. Now that he has made it big in the SMJHL (and soon to be the SHL), he would absolutely love to give back to the same orphanage that put food on his table, clothes on his back and love in his heart. Perhaps it isn’t as “sexy” a pick as a hotel, a restaurant, a school or a shopping mall, but there are things more important in this world than social status, and being the hope and an inspiration for children who are growing up in the same conditions you did is absolutely one of them.

(166 words, and I actually used wordcount.net for this)

Trevor "The Tijuana Tornado" Lopez
#36

Option 1:

With Vaseline Podcalzone's lasting legacy in the sim league hockey world, it made sense that his hometown of Vladivostok (not to be confused with his birth city) would do something to pay tribute to his on-ice contributions. Indeed, with most hockey venues taken up, they will likely honour him by naming a local secondary school after him. In light of this, Podcalzone has chosen to donate a considerable amount towards the school district's athletic and scholastic funding.

Meanwhile, in the sim league city of Seattle, Podcalzone's hope is to eventually have his name on a street next to the team's arena. Indeed, Podcalzone's contributions to hockey have as much weight in Seattle as they do back home in Vladivostok. He doesn't expect much else, but really just a small road next to the arena being named after him will really go a long way in making his legacy last in this city that he has called home for so many years as well.

Teddy Bloos | Centre | TBW |

S78 SMJHL Draft: Round 2, 32nd overall (TBW)

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S78 | TBW | 66GP | 13G | 21A | 34P | 89 Hits | 68 DGR

Vaseline Podcalzone | Winger | SEA "C" |

S55 SMJHL Draft: Round 3, 31st overall (NL)

S56 SHL Draft: Round 2, 23rd overall (SEA)

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S55 | NL | 50GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | 6PIM | 33 Hits

S56 | NL | 50GP | 11G | 17A | 28P | 8PIM | 109 Hits

S57 | NL "A"| 66GP | 16G | 29A | 45P | 32PIM | 153 Hits

S58 | NL "C"| 66GP | 21G | 20A | 41P | 8PIM | 119 Hits

TOTAL | 232GP | 50G | 72A | 122 P | 54PIM | 414 Hits

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SMJHL Playoffs Stats

S55 | NL | 17GP | 0G | 4A | 4P | 12PIM | 20 Hits

S56 | NL | 17GP | 3G | 1A | 4P | 2PIM | 32 Hits

S57 | NL "A"| 11GP | 1G | 8A | 9P | 0PIM | 40 Hits

S58 | NL "C" | 15GP | 5G | 10A | 15P | 10PIM | 33 Hits

TOTAL | 60GP | 9G | 23A | 32P | 24PIM | 125 Hits

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SHL Regular Season Stats

S59 | SEA | 66GP | 17G | 19A | 36P | 18PIM | 107 Hits 

S60 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 14G | 16A | 30P | 30PIM | 117 Hits

S61 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 22G | 20A | 42P | 23PIM | 117 Hits

S62 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 17G | 25A | 42P | 6PIM | 141 Hits

S63 | SEA "A"| 66GP | 27G | 20A | 47P | 22PIM | 143 Hits

S64 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 52A | 71P | 10PIM | 157 Hits

S65 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 40G | 44A | 84P | 27PIM | 147 Hits 

S66 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 36A | 57P | 38PIM | 146 Hits 

S67 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 38PIM | 133 Hits 

S68 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 30G | 56A | 86P | 36PIM | 152 Hits 

S69 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 29G | 50A | 79P | 42PIM | 151 Hits 

S70 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 59A | 74P | 36PIM | 162 Hits 

S71 | SEA “C”| 66GP | 25G | 36A | 61P | 62PIM | 150 Hits 

S72 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 34A | 49P | 39PIM | 87 Hits 

S73 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 24G | 28A | 52P | 28PIM | 97 Hits

S74 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 19G | 20A | 39P | 54PIM | 121 Hits 

S75 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 21G | 22A | 43P | 52PIM | 107 Hits 

S76 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 15G | 18A | 33P | 62PIM | 92 Hits 

S77 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 13G | 26A | 39P | 20PIM | 97 Hits 

S78 | SEA "C"| 66GP | 12G | 17A | 29P | 15PIM | 90 Hits 

TOTAL | 1254GP | 424G | 648A | 1072P | 658PIM | 2514 Hits

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SHL Playoff Stats

S59 | SEA | 10GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 0PIM | 11 Hits

S60 | SEA "A"| 7GP | 0G | 5A | 5P | 0PIM | 14 Hits

S61 | SEA "A"| 5GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | 0PIM | 9 Hits

S62 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 3G | 3A | 6P | 0PIM | 32 Hits

S63 | SEA "A"| 12GP | 6G | 6A | 12P | 0PIM | 24 Hits

S64 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 2G | 1A | 3P | 2PIM | 15 Hits

S65 | SEA "C"| 6GP | 1G | 2A | 3P | 2PIM | 13 Hits

S66 | SEA "C"| 22GP | 5G | 19A | 24P | 10PIM | 56 Hits

S67 | SEA "C"| 23GP | 10G | 18A | 28P | 4PIM | 45 Hits

S68 | SEA "C"| 21GP | 12G | 15A | 27P | 10PIM | 52 Hits

S69 | SEA "C"| 16GP | 6G | 16A | 22P | 10PIM | 47 Hits

S70 | SEA "C"| 13GP | 5G | 11A | 16P | 6PIM | 28 Hits

S71 | SEA "C"| 7GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | 2 PIM | 15 Hits
S72 | SEA "C"| 5GP | 2G | 4A | 6P | 6 PIM | 3 Hits

S78 | SEA "C"| 4GP | 0G | 0A | 0P | 0 PIM | 6 Hits 

TOTAL | 170GP | 57G | 104A | 161P | 52PIM | 370 Hits 

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S55 Four Star Cup

S58 Volsungr Award

S58 Vaseline Podcalzone Award

S58 Berserker of the Year

SHL S59 All-Rookie

S59 Jesster Finalist

S64 Richan Finalist

SEA Franchise Points Leader

S67 Challenge Cup

5x SHL All-Star (S60, S64, S65, S67, S75)

S68 Challenge Cup

S68 Dar Finalist

1000 Career SHL Regular Season Points

Beeg Yoshi | Management | TBW GM |

NL Scout S58

NL Coach S59-S61

S60 Four Star Cup (Coach)

NL Co-GM S62-S64

S62 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

S63 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

S63 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)

S64 Nour Harrak Award (GM Duo)

S64 Four Star Cup (Co-GM)

REG Co-GM S72-S75

REG Interim Head GM S75

REG/TBW Head GM S75-

pt pass

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”

Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard
Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland
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SMJHL Season Stats
S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | |
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | |
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SHL Season Stats

Option 1: I met with the mayor of his hometown of Oslo to try to come up with something that could be named after him. It would be the first time that the city would name something after a hockey player, since the sport is only starting to get popular around there. This also means that most people don’t really have a clue of who I am and what I’ve accomplished. This means that they don’t want to name something significant after me, because they don’t want to face any kind of resistance into this small endeavor. After a significant amount of thinking, I came up with something great. The city is currently in the process of extending the bike-sharing network across town and a new docking station is planned to be built in the neighborhood where I grew up. I told the mayor that he should name the docking station after, and he thought it was a brilliant idea. It would be the first station name after someone, and the mayor told me that he would look into naming other stations after semi-important people because of the great idea I had.

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PT Pass

Chris Valentine | LD | Texas Renegades
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• Drafted 5OA in the S68 SMJHL Draft
• Drafted 16OA in the S68 SHL Entry Draft
• SMJHL All-Time Single Season Leader in Blocked Shots (S68 - 260)
• S68 SMJHL All-Defensive Team
• S69 SMJHL All-Star Team
• S69 WJC Gold - Team United States
• S70 WJC Gold - Team British Isles
-- SMJHL Stats - Great Falls Grizzilies --
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        G/A  |  ATOI    |  TA  | BLK  |  HIT 
S67: 8/16  |  21:43  |  57  |  96  |  92 
S68: 1/18  |  22:51  |  48  |  260  |  86 
S69: 8/33  |  22:05  |  57  |  129  |  113 
S70: 6/21  |  24:34  |  43  |  159  |  96 

Billy Hill living his best life rn...

Option 2: To my knowledge, Simo has never scored more than one goal in a game, much less a full hat trick and absolutely never a game-winning, come from behind hat trick, so the first thing to do would be a simple check to make sure the player wearing the #74 Jaaskelainen jersey was actually him as opposed to somebody infinitely more offensively talented. If that test passes, medics will be on hand to take his blood and run it through a series of tests to check for traces of performance enhancing drugs, like the soul of much better scorers. If that still shows up nothing, the next protocol is to look outside and see whether the sky is boiling and the hand of Dread Cthulhu is not piercing the veil between worlds, because the end of days is the only explanation for why Simo "what is a shot on target" Jaaskelainen has a goddamn hat trick.

After that, idk, I guess celebrate.

#27 Simo Jääskeläinen | D | Seattle Argonauts

-CAREER ACHIEVEMENTS-

S73 Team Finland - World Junior Championships - Bronze

S74 Detroit Falcons - Four Star Cup

S74 Team Norden - World Junior Championships - Gold

S75 Team Norden - World Junior Championships - Gold

S76 Team Norden - World Junior Championships - Gold

S77 Edmonton Blizzard - Named Alternate Captain

S77 Edmonton Blizzard - Reached 1000 TPE

S77 Team Finland - World Championships - Bronze

-AWARDS-

S74 SMJHL All-Star Team (Last Man In)

S74 Alexis Metzler Award (Nomination)

S75 Jack Cross Award (Nomination)

-CAREER STATISTICS-
SMJHL: 264 GP / 23 G / 84 A / 107 P / +36 / 338 Bl / 403 Hi

WJC: 48 GP / 3 G / 10 A / 13 P / +6 / 106 Bl / 42 Hi

SHL: 66 GP / 6 G / 20 A / 26 P / -54 / 226 Bl / 74 Hi

IIHF: 12 GP / 1 G / 5 A / 6 P / +4 / 15 Bl / 16 Hi

-TRANSACTIONS-

S73 - Drafted by Detroit in round 1, pick #13 overall

S74 - Drafted by Minnesota in round 2, pick #27 overall

S75 - Rights traded from Minnesota to Edmonton

S77 - Traded from Edmonton to Seattle