FuriousChicken
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Hot take of the play-offs the mighty Furious Chicken will play above decent for once, for a defender of course do not want to go to fantasylike.
Playoffs! Yeah, lets go everyone! You want something impossible to happen? Then I am pretty sure the Seattle Argonauts will win the cup this year and take it all. But even if it may be impossible this year with how young our squad is and how much better it will get I am sure it will happen soon!
chetib
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Tibuk Soonika
Hot take: Tampa got absolutely shafted by being in this ridiculous division. They are beyond a doubt the best team not in the playoffs. Full stop.
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roquefort
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my hot take is that the detroit falconsd should siomply beta all the other teams and WIN because we are the best. stuipid league teamed up in a grand conspiracy to eliminate us early. we will be back!
NEW is going to win the cup in 28 games again. It's the best way to do it and gets all that ad revenue.
I guess this can't happen since first didn't take 7 games though. Oh well. I don't wanna rewrite this.
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Ivan Lacksamus || RW || Detroit Falcons Number: 14 Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 200 lbs Birthplace: Switzerland
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Wild or hot take is that Maine is going to dominate throughout the playoffs and easily win the 4 star cup. Deth Klaw becomes playoff MVP in the process!
my playoff hot take is that i will be correct about my finals prediction being SFP vs PHI and also correct that the Forge will come out on top in the finals to dethrone the Pride
The Maine Timber will sweep round 2 of the SMJHL playoffs. I know, sweeps are always bold predictions. But I know it will happen because.... it already did.
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My hot take about this playoffs is that none of the teams will win a single playoff game. I do not think anyone will actually win a game, because we'll get locked in some sort of weird time warp and be forced to play the same games over again.
I think this is the year that an underdog wins the cup. We saw some close series and we still have some teams that finisshed in 6-7-9 that are still alive. And 2 of them are playing eachother, so one of those low standing teams will make it to the conference finals.
My hot take is than Manhattan will win the cup. There might be a doping scandal brewing, which will lead to the whole playoffs be re-played with new teams making the cut after some teams are suspended. Huge if true.
Jaromir Jagrbomb - RD - Quebec City Citadelles
Walton Stromberg - C - Philadelphia Forge
Career highlights:
S54 SMJHL Entry Draft - 25th overall pick by Maine Timber
S54 - Alex Andani Award (WJC Top Rookie)
S55 SHL Entry Draft - 22nd overall pick by San Francisco Pride
S57 - WJC Gold Medal as the captain of Team Finland
S58 - Selected to SHL All-Rookie Team
S60 - Inducted to Maine Timber Hall of Fame
S62 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland
S64 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland
S66 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland
S69 - SHL Challenge Cup Champion (Philadelphia Forge)
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Obviously, the hottest take is that we're gonna see two teams make it all the way to the finals, and then one team is gonna all get sick. Every player. They'll have to sub in a completely different team (whatever team I'm on, obvs) and that team's gonna win it all!
You know what I think would be especially wild if it happened is if the league decided mid playoffs to just shut down. 'You know what we really don't want Team A to win a/nother cup, this sim really just whomps to watch, enough of you are misbehaving and don't deserve the free labor so the SHL is over everybody go home' and my hot take is that someone is going to just shut a stream down early this playoffs and replace it with a live feed of them just flipping the camera the bird on loop for 72 hours.
Honestly I couldn't even tell you our playoff format so please just give me points and do not be mad at my sleep deprived rambling above. Thank you.
The Playoffs are a knife fight and without someone skilled behind the bench, you dont stand a chance.
You have to be there in time for every chance to make changes.
Thats my hot take.
Brooklyn Physt || LD/RD || Colorado Raptors Height: 5'11" || Weight: 162lbs Number: 7 Birthplace: New Orleans, US of A August Von Hecht || G || Tampa Bay Barracuda Height: 5'8" || Weight: 179lbs Number: 89 Birthplace: Frankfurt, Germany ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Career Statistics S66: ANC GP: 62 W: 29 L: 25 OTL: 5 SO: 1 GAA: 3.30 SV%: .895% S67: ANC GP: 58 W: 29 L: 20 OTL: 7 SO: 3 GAA: 2.86 SV%: .902% S68: ANC GP: 56 W: 30 L: 21 OTL: 5 SO: 4 GAA: 3.02 SV%: .893% S69: ANC GP: 33 W: 14 L: 14 OTL: 1 SO: 4 GAA: 2.97 SV%: .884% TOT: ANC GP: 209 W: 102 L: 80 OTL: 18 SO: 12 GAA: 3.05 SV%: .895% ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S66: ANC GP: 6 W: 2 L: 3 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 2.85 SV%: 0.906% S67: ANC GP: 5 W: 1 L: 2 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 4.36 SV%: .863% S68: ANC GP: 10 W: 5 L: 3 OTL: 2 SO: 0 GAA: 2.77 SV%: .884% S69: ANC GP: 8 W: 3. L: 3 OTL: 2 SO: 1 GAA: 3.79 SV%: .873% TOT: ANC GP: 29 W: 11 L: 11 OTL: 6 SO: 1 GAA: 3.33 SV%: .882% ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Hardware S67 Cedric Robinson Trophy Nominee ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Career Statistics S70: TBB GP: 57 W: 13 L: 39 OTL: 1 SO: 0 GAA: 4.87 SV%: .885% S71: TBB GP: 58 W: 17 L: 29 OTL: 6 SO: 1 GAA: 4.14 SV%: .900% TOT: TBB GP: 115 W: 30 L: 68 OTL: 7 SO: 1 GAA: 4..50 SV%: .893% ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S70: TBB GP: 0 W:0 L: 0 OTL: 0 SO: 0 GAA: 0.00 SV%: .000% S71: TBB GP: 5 W:1 L: 4 OTL: 0 SO: 1 GAA: 4.41 SV%: .899% TOT: TBB GP: 5 W:1 L: 4 OTL: 0 SO: 1 GAA: 4.41 SV%: .899% ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Hardware ------------------------------------------------------------ Ruslan "Sparkplug" Zaporozhets || LW || Toronto/Calgary Height: 6'1" || Weight: 200lbs Number: 18 Birthplace: Zaporizhzhya, Ukraine ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Career Statistics S50: STL GP: 50 G: 15 A: 12 PTS: 27 +/-: -9 PIM: 20 SH: 114 SH%: 13.16% Hits: 33 SB: 8 Fighting: 0-0-0 S51: STL GP: 50 G: 19 A: 21 PTS: 40 +/-: +1 PIM: 21 SH: 122 SH%: 15.57% Hits: 50 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-1 S52: STL GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 PTS: 46 +/-: +11 PIM: 12 SH: 149 SH%: 10.47% Hits: 71 SB: 9 Fighting: 0-0-0 S53: STL GP: 50 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 +/-: -10 PIM: 20 SH: 161 SH%: 10.56% Hits: 47 SB: 34 Fighting: 0-0-0 Tot: STL GP: 200 G: 67 A: 88 PTS: 155 +/-: -7 PIM: 73 SH: 546 SH%: 8.15% Hits: 201 SB: 57 Fighting: 0-0-1 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S50: STL GP: 13 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: -1 PIM: 0 SH: 24 SH%: 16.67% Hits: 11 SB: 1 Fighting: 0-0-0 S51: STL GP: 12 G: 4 A: 6 PTS: 10 +/-: 7 PIM: 6 SH: 34 SH%: 11.76% Hits: 14 SB: 2 Fighting: 0-0-0 S52: STL GP: 17 G: 3 A: 5 PTS: 8 +/-: -3 PIM: 6 SH: 56 SH%: 5.36% Hits: 16 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-0 S53: STL GP: 14 G: 5 A: 3 PTS: 8 +/-: 0 PIM: 2 SH: 47 SH%: 10.64% Hits: 19 SB: 5 Fighting: 0-0-0 Tot: STL GP: 42 G: 16 A: 17 PTS: 33 +/-: 3 PIM: 14 SH: 161 SH%: 10.06% Hits: 60 SB: 14 Fighting: 0-0-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Career Statistics S54: TOR GP: 50 G: 16 A: 22 PTS: 38 +/-: -20 PIM: 28 SH: 109 SH%: 14.68% Hits: 111 SB: 56 Fighting: 0-0 S55: TOR GP: 50 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -41 PIM: 41 SH: 102 SH%: 05.88% Hits: 136 SB: 58 Fighting: 0-1 S56: TOR GP: 50 G: 15 A: 21 PTS: 36 +/-: -20 PIM: 24 SH: 121 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 115 SB: 40 Fighting: 0-0 S57: TOR GP: 66 G: 17 A: 31 PTS: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 35 SH: 212 SH%: 8.02% Hits: 126 SB: 36 Fighting: 2-1 S58: TOR GP: 66 G: 37 A: 34 PTS: 71 +/-: 33 PIM: 20 SH: 216 SH%: 17.13% Hits: 159 SB: 40 Fighting: 0-0 S59: TOR GP: 66 G: 24 A: 39 PTS: 63 +/-: 14 PIM: 44 SH: 194 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 152 SB: 33 Fighting: 0-2 S60: TOR GP: 66 G: 22 A: 30 PTS: 52 +/-: 20 PIM: 48 SH: 179 SH%: 12.30% Hits: 274 SB: 17 Fighting: 0-0 S61: TOR GP: 66 G: 20 A: 22 PTS: 42 +/-: 11 PIM: 12 SH: 172 SH%: 11.60% Hits: 148 SB: 22 Fighting: 0-0 S62: TOR GP: 66 G: 16 A: 25 PTS: 41 +/-: 3 PIM: 38 SH: 165 SH%: 9.7% Hits: 182 SB: 28 Fighting: 0-0 S63: CGY/TOR GP: 65 G: 18 A: 21 PTS: 39 +/-: 7 PIM: 65 SH: 145 SH%: 12.40% Hits: 210 SB: 14 Fighting: 1-0 S64: TOR GP: 66 G: 18 A: 26 PTS: 44 +/-: -14 PIM: 22 SH: 139 SH%: 12.90% Hits: 183 SB: 64 Fighting: 0-0 S65: TOR GP: 66 G: 11 A: 19 PTS: 30 +/-: -29 PIM: 8 SH: 139 SH%: 7.90% Hits: 106 SB: 45 Fighting: 0-0 S66: TOR GP: 66 G: 17 A: 30 PTS: 47 +/-: 6 PIM: 16 SH: 170 SH%: 10.00% Hits: 85 SB: 78 Fighting: 0-0 Tot: TOR/CGY GP: 809 G: 237 A: 335 PTS: 572 +/-: -25 PIM: 401 SH: 2063 SH%: 11.49% Hits: 1987 SB: 531 Fighting: 3-4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S54: TOR Did not qualify S55: TOR Did not qualify S56: TOR Did not qualify S57: TOR Did not qualify S58: TOR GP: 19 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 5 PIM: 2 SH: 49 SH%: 8.16% Hits: 51 SB: 5 Fighting: 0-0-0 S59: TOR Did not qualify S60: TOR GP: 4 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 SH: 3 SH%: 33.33% Hits: 12 SB: 0 Fighting: 0-0-0 S61: TOR GP: 5 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 +/-: 3 PIM: 0 SH: 6 SH%: 0.00% Hits: 8 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0-0 S62: TOR GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 PTS: 2 +/-: -7 PIM: 0 SH: 7 SH%: 0.00% Hits: 12 SB: 1 Fighting: 0-0-0 S63: TOR GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: 1 PIM: 4 SH: 11 SH%: 18.2% Hits: 21 SB: 2 Fighting: 0-0-0 S64: TOR GP: 5 G: 2 A: 0 PTS: 2 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 SH: 8 SH%: 25.0% Hits: 10 SB: 6 Fighting: 0-0-0 S65: TOR GP: 6 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: 4 PIM: 0 SH: 15 SH%: 6.07% Hits: 9 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0 S66: TOR GP: 6 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: 4 PIM: 0 SH: 15 SH%: 6.07% Hits: 9 SB: 4 Fighting: 0-0 Tot: TOR GP: 48 G: 10 A: 18 PTS: 28 +/-: E PIM: 6 SH: 99 SH%: 10.10% Hits: 123 SB: 22 Fighting: 0-0-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Hardware S54 Ryan Jesster Nominee ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Hardware NOTHING ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Awards/Medals S53 Won Silver with Czechia S54 Won Bronze with Czechia ------------------------------------------------------------
Richard "Big Dick" Physt || RD/LD || Alumni of Kel/Tor/Nola || Retired/CoGM of Toronto Height: 6'1" || Weight: 202lbs || Number: 62 Birthplace: Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Career Statistics S38 Kel GP:50, G:0, A:8 P:8, +/-:-1, PIMS:27, H:48, SB:32 fight rec: 0-0-1 S39 Kel GP:50, G:2, A:22, P:24, +/-10, PIMS:57, H:81, SB:39, fight rec: 0-0-1 S40 Kel GP:50, G:2, A:16, P:18, +/-14, PIMS:65, H:76, SB:48, fight rec: 0-0-5 SMJHL Season Career Totals: Teams: Kel GP:150, G:4, A:46, P:50, +/-:23, PIMS:149, H:205, SB:119, fight rec: 0-0-7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics S38 Kel GP:6, G:0, A:1 P:1, +/-:-0, PIMS:2, H:8, SB:7 fight rec: 0-0-0 S39 Kel GP:4, G:0, A:2, P:2, +/-0, PIMS:4, H:11, SB:1, fight rec: 0-0-0 S40 Kel GP:10, G:2, A:1, P:3, +/-3, PIMS:6, H:17, SB:14, fight rec: 0-0-0 SMJHL Playoff Career Totals: Teams: Kel GP:20, G:2, A:4, P:6, +/-:3, PIMS:12, H:36, SB:22, fight rec: 0-0-0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Career Statistics S41 Tor GP:50, G:4, A:10, P:14, +/- -3, PIMS:120, H:83, SB:66, fight rec: 1-2-3 S42 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:14, P:16, +/- -9, PIMS:71, H:100, SB:82, fight rec: 1-0-2 S43 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:24, P:26, +/- 0, PIMS:44, H:109, SB:68, fight rec: 0-0-0 S44 Tor GP:50, G:6, A:10, P:16, +/- +10, PIMS:66, H:149, SB:76, fight rec: 1-0-1 S45 Tor GP:50, G:2, A:24, P:26, +/- +7, PIMS:44, H:123, SB:44, fight rec: 0-0-2 S46 Nola GP:50, G:4, A:28, P:32, +/- +27, PIMS:64, H:139, SB:54, fight rec: 1-0-1 S47 Nola GP:50, G:6, A:26, P:32, +/- +26, PIMS:67, H:119, SB:55, fight rec: 0-1-0 S48 Nola GP:50, G:6, A:29, P:35, +/- +14, PIMS:96, H:132, SB:62, fight rec: 1-1-1 S49 Nola GP:50, G:5, A:21, P:26, +/- -7, PIMS:59, H:101, SB:76, fight rec: 0-1-0 S50 Nola GP:50, G:4, A:29, P:33, +/- 14, PIMS:48, H:115, SB:74, fight rec: 0-0-0 SHL Season Totals: Teams: Tor/Nola GP:500, G:41, A:215, P:256, +/- +79, PIMS:679, H:1170, SB:657, fight rec: 5-5-10 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Career Statistics S41 Tor Did Not Qualify S42 Tor Did Not Qualify S43 Tor Did Not Qualify S44 Tor GP:7, G:2, A:2, P:4, +/- 0, PIMS:8, H:25, SB:14, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Semi Finals S45 Tor GP:5, G:0, A:3, P:3, +/- 0, PIMS:6, H:16, SB:9, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Semi Finals S46 Nola GP:20, G:1, A:5, P:6, +/- -8, PIMS:32, H:55, SB:25, fight rec: 0-0-2, Finish: Cup Finals S47 Nola GP:7, G:0, A:3, P:3, +/- 0, PIMS:15, H:20, SB:5, fight rec: 0-1-0, Finish: Semi Finals S48 Nola GP:13, G:2, A:2, P:4, +/- 0, PIMS:30, H:29, SB:21, fight rec: 1-1-0, Finish: Conference Finals S49 Nola GP:11, G:1, A:4, P:5, +/- -1, PIMS:8, H:19, SB:17, fight rec: 0-0-0, Finish: Conference Finals SHL Playoff Totals: Teams: Tor/Nola GP:63, G:6, A:19, P:25, +/- -9, PIMS:99, H:164, SB:91, fight rec: 1-2-2 ------------------------------------------------------------ GM Season Statistics S61: Tor W: 33, L: 29, OTL: 4, Cups:0 S62: Tor W: 32, L: 29, OTL: 5, Cups:0 Total: Tor W: 65, L: 58, OTL: 9, Cups:0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Hardware Turd Ferguson Trophy (S41) Mathias Chouinard Trophy (Western Conference Champions) (S46) Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) Nominee (S47) Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) Nominee (S50) ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Hardware 4 Star Cup (S40) ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Awards/Medals S43 Won Bronze with Austria S45 Won Bronze with Austria S47 Won Bronze with Austria ------------------------------------------------------------
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