JURT
Kids these days calling for a thread team in the first page of a thread smh my head
08-15-2024, 07:51 PM JURT Wrote:
back in my day, you had to walk three miles in the snow uphill both ways to make the thread team.
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08-15-2024, 07:57 PM sköldpaddor Wrote: consider: i think it's funny
Céleste Desjardins || LW || Quebec City Citadelles || Manhattan Rage Name: Céleste Desjardins Birthplace: Lewiston, ME Height: 5'8" Weight:173 lbs Number: 13 S73 SMJHL Draft: 4th Round, 47th OA - Quebec City Citadelles S74 SHL Draft: 1st Round, 2nd OA - Manhattan Rage ------------------------------------------------------------ Citadelles Alt. Capt S73-S76 S73: Esa Anrikkanen, Rookie All-Star Team
S75: WJC Bronze Medal
S76: Four Star Cup, Ronan O'Keefe Trophy, WJC Bronze Medal
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
264 GP | 140 G | 187 A | 327 P | +128 | 956 S | 132 PIM | 573 H | 19 GWG
SMJHL Postseason Stats:
46 GP | 28 G | 29 A | 57 P | +29 | 172 S | 20 PIM | 114 H | 3 GWG
Int'l Stats: Round Robin
WJC: 48 GP | 26 G | 23 A | 49 P | +6 | 165 S | 20 PIM | 96 H | 3 GWG
Int'l Stats: Bracket
WJC: 8 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 P | -4 | 30 S | 0 PIM | 17 H | 0 GWG
You should read that sentence again.
08-15-2024, 09:55 PM skyrrhawk Wrote:
what about my post suggested that I am not also amused by thread teams
Valpix
guess you could say it's game over for him
Dejana Kaptina || C || QCC || BUF Birthplace: Lausanne, Switzerland
SMJHL Draft: S78, Round 1, Pick 12 (QCC)
SHL Draft: S79, Round 1, Pick 13 (BUF)
QCC Away Alternate, S78-pres.
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Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season:
S78 | 66 GP | 18 G | 29 A | 47 P | -18 | 19:19 TOI
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S78 | 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -7 | 19:17 TOI
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WJC Stats:
S78 (Rhine) | TBD
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Awards and Honors:
Louise St. Martin || LD || QCC || TOR/EDM || Peak: 1971 TPE Birthplace: Geneva, Switzerland SHL Draft: S64, Rd 1, Pick 14 (TOR) Traded to EDM before S69 Traded back to TOR before S76 QCC Away Alternate, S64-S66 EDM Ass Captain, S70-S75 Scored GWG of S73 Challenge Cup G7 EDM Eye of the Storm Award 4x ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season: S63 | 31 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -12 | 17:49 TOI S64 | 66 GP | 14 G | 40 A | 54 P | +32 | 22:56 TOI S65 | 66 GP | 21 G | 53 A | 74 P | +51 | 24:25 TOI S66 | 66 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +7 | 22:57 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoffs: S63 | 13 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -6 | 18:04 TOI S64 | 14 GP | 0 G | 10 A | 10 P | +3 | 23:32 TOI S65 | 10 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | -4 | 22:22 TOI S66 | 17 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +5 | 24:40 TOI ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season: S67 | 66 GP | 1 G | 18 A | 19 P | +17 | 18:56 TOI S68 | 66 GP | 5 G | 18 A | 23 P | +42 | 20:00 TOI S69 | 66 GP | 16 G | 25 A | 41 P | -3 | 20:14 TOI S70 | 66 GP | 19 G | 42 A | 61 P | +14 | 21:59 TOI S71 | 66 GP | 21 G | 34 A | 55 P | +16 | 23:55 TOI S72 | 66 GP | 21 G | 38 A | 59 P | +28 | 23:18 TOI S73 | 66 GP | 22 G | 58 A | 80 P | +54 | 22:30 TOI S74 | 66 GP | 25 G | 47 A | 72 P | +54 | 22:55 TOI S75 | 66 GP | 7 G | 21 A | 28 P | +43 | 20:23 TOI S76 | 66 GP | 11 G | 27 A | 38 P | -23 | 22:08 TOI S77 | 66 GP | 2 G | 17 A | 19 P | -10 | 19:06 TOI S78 | 66 GP | 4 G | 17 A | 21 P +3 | 17:04 TOI
------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoffs: S67 | 11 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -7 | 19:15 TOI S68 | 11 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | +1 | 19:23 TOI S69 | 9 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | +5 | 20:19 TOI S70 | 5 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +3 | 22:17 TOI S71 | 14 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | +8 | 23:50 TOI S72 | 15 GP | 4 G | 7 A | 11 P | +4 | 23:29 TOI S73 | 22 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | +1 | 23:06 TOI S74 | 10 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | Even | 21:33 TOI S75 | 11 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +4 | 21:29 TOI S76 | DNQ S77 | 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +4 | 18:33 TOI
S78 | TBD
------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF (RS ONLY): S65 | 12 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +8 | 14:33 TOI S66 | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -6 | 18:52 TOI S67 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -6 | 20:51 TOI S68 | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -3 | 21:11 TOI S69 | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +2 | 20:55 TOI S70 | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -11 | 23:08 TOI S71 | 12 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -1 | 23:23 TOI S72 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -3 | 23:23 TOI S73 | 12 G | 3 G | 0 A | 3 P | -5 | 24:03 TOI S74 (as F) | 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +5 | 17:06 TOI S75 (as F) | 12 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +1 | 17:29 TOI S76 (as F) | 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | +3 | 17:12 TOI
S77 | 12 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -1 | 15:18 TOI
S78 | TBD
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Awards & Honors:
S64 | SMJHL All-Star
S64 | Light Award (SMJHL Most Improved)
S64 | All-SMJHL First Team
S64 | WJC Bronze Medal
S65 | SMJHL All-Star
S65 | All-SMJHL First Team
S65 | IIHF Gold Medal
S65 | WJC Gold Medal
S66 | Onoprienko Award (SMJHL Most Underrated)
S66 | Armia Award (SMJHL Commissioner's Award)
S66 | WJC Gold Medal
S70 | SHL All-Star
S71 | SHL All-Star
S71 | All-SHL Third Team
S72 | SHL All-Star
S73 | League Leader in Assists + Points (D)
S73 | Challenge Cup Champion
S73 | SHL All-Star
S73 | Scott Stevens Award (SHL Best D)
S73 | All-SHL First Team
S74 | SHL All-Star
S74 | League Leader in Goals + Points (D)
S74 | IIHF Silver Medal
S74 | All-SHL First Team
S74 | Scott Stevens Award (SHL Best D)
S76 | IIHF Silver Medal
Valérie Picot - Switzerland Fed Head S74-pres.
S74 | 7 W | 5 L | Def USA 3-2 (OT) QF, Def FIN 5-1 SF, Lost to GER 4-2 GMG - Silver Medal
S75 | 5 W | 7 L | DNQ for Knockouts
S76 | 9 W | 3 L | Def FRA 3-2 (OT) QF, Def JPN 4-1 SF, Lost to CAN 7-4 GMG - Silver Medal
S77 | 8 W | 4 L | Lost to FIN 4-0 QF
S78 | TBD
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08-16-2024, 12:08 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-16-2024, 02:03 AM by skyrrhawk . Edited 1 time in total.)
08-15-2024, 10:42 PM sköldpaddor Wrote: wait no i was just trying to zoomer meme sorry
Céleste Desjardins || LW || Quebec City Citadelles || Manhattan Rage Name: Céleste Desjardins Birthplace: Lewiston, ME Height: 5'8" Weight:173 lbs Number: 13 S73 SMJHL Draft: 4th Round, 47th OA - Quebec City Citadelles S74 SHL Draft: 1st Round, 2nd OA - Manhattan Rage ------------------------------------------------------------ Citadelles Alt. Capt S73-S76 S73: Esa Anrikkanen, Rookie All-Star Team
S75: WJC Bronze Medal
S76: Four Star Cup, Ronan O'Keefe Trophy, WJC Bronze Medal
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
264 GP | 140 G | 187 A | 327 P | +128 | 956 S | 132 PIM | 573 H | 19 GWG
SMJHL Postseason Stats:
46 GP | 28 G | 29 A | 57 P | +29 | 172 S | 20 PIM | 114 H | 3 GWG
Int'l Stats: Round Robin
WJC: 48 GP | 26 G | 23 A | 49 P | +6 | 165 S | 20 PIM | 96 H | 3 GWG
Int'l Stats: Bracket
WJC: 8 GP | 5 G | 1 A | 6 P | -4 | 30 S | 0 PIM | 17 H | 0 GWG
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D | S62 | Merlin Metzler | Newfoundland | 199 TPE | SMJHL Career | SMJHL Regular Seasons | S61 | (GP 00) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+-0) (SHT 000) (SB 00) (P/20 0.00) | | Movement and Contracts | | S61 | Signed with Newfoundland Bezerkers, UFA D | S31 | Alexis Metzler | Buffalo | Detroit | USA | 2,002 TPE [R] Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S38-S52 Alternate Captain of the Buffalo Stampede, S34-S37 Alternate Captain of the United States of America, S38-S46 1st Ballot Hall Of Fame, S54 Class | SHL Career | SHL Regular Seasons | S32 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 22) (P 31) ( -08) (SHT 077) (SB 073) (P/20 0.56) | | S33 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -02) (SHT 086) (SB 063) (P/20 0.41) | | S34 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 21) (P 24) ( -13) (SHT 077) (SB 072) (P/20 0.40) | | S35 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 26) (P 37) ( -05) (SHT 086) (SB 071) (P/20 0.62) | | S36 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 17) (P 26) ( -14) (SHT 078) (SB 096) (P/20 0.40) | | S37 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 31) (P 41) ( -20) (SHT 079) (SB 067) (P/20 0.62) | | S38 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 31) (P 42) ( -12) (SHT 120) (SB 080) (P/20 0.69) | | S39 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 38) (P 48) (+01) (SHT 107) (SB 083) (P/20 0.80) | | S40 | (GP 50) (G 08) (A 24) (P 32) ( -13) (SHT 098) (SB 066) (P/20 0.54) | | S41 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 30) (P 41) ( -10) (SHT 093) (SB 078) (P/20 0.67) | | S42 | (GP 50) (G 12) (A 40) (P 52) (+16) (SHT 095) (SB 068) (P/20 0.85) | | S43 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 34) (P 44) (+01) (SHT 093) (SB 081) (P/20 0.74) | | S44 | (GP 50) (G 09) (A 37) (P 46) (+00) (SHT 092) (SB 070) (P/20 0.76) | | S45 | (GP 50) (G 04) (A 32) (P 36) (+03) (SHT 088) (SB 076) (P/20 0.61) | | S46 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 25) (P 35) (+13) (SHT 101) (SB 077) (P/20 0.58) | | S47 | (GP 50) (G 11) (A 28) (P 39) (+15) (SHT 087) (SB 076) (P/20 0.65) | | S48 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 26) (P 31) (+06) (SHT 088) (SB 101) (P/20 0.52) | | S49 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 25) (P 28) (+03) (SHT 060) (SB 060) (P/20 0.47) | | S50 | (GP 50) (G 03) (A 18) (P 21) (+02) (SHT 045) (SB 056) (P/20 0.40) | | S51 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 10) (P 11) (+07) (SHT 026) (SB 066) (P/20 0.28) | | S52 | (GP 50) (G 01) (A 07) (P 08) (+07) (SHT 033) (SB 049) (P/20 0.23) | SHL Playoffs | S32 | (DNQ) | | S33 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 04) (P 04) (+02) (SHT 012) (SB 010) (P/20 0.64) | | S34 | (DNQ) | | S35 | (GP 04) (G 00) (A 01) (P 01) (+00) (SHT 014) (SB 005) (P/20 0.21) | | S36 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) (+02) (SHT 016) (SB 011) (P/20 0.57) | | S37 | (GP 07) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) (+00) (SHT 007) (SB 018) (P/20 0.31) | | S38 | (DNQ) | | S39 | (DNQ) | | S40 | (DNQ) | | S41 | (GP 07) (G 02) (A 04) (P 06) ( -04) (SHT 014) (SB 009) (P/20 0.72) | | S42 | (GP 07) (G 01) (A 03) (P 04) ( -06) (SHT 009) (SB 009) (P/20 0.64) | | S43 | (GP 09) (G 02) (A 05) (P 07) ( -06) (SHT 018) (SB 014) (P/20 0.62) | | S44 | (DNQ) | | S45 | (DNQ) | | S46 | (GP 17) (G 04) (A 09) (P 13) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 020) (P/20 0.64) | | S47 | (GP 13) (G 01) (A 05) (P 06) (+00) (SHT 018) (SB 013) (P/20 0.38) | | S48 | (GP 22) (G 04) (A 16) (P 20) (+05) (SHT 033) (SB 022) (P/20 0.76) | | S49 | (GP 05) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) ( -06) (SHT 010) (SB 009) (P/20 0.00) | | S50 | (GP 06) (G 00) (A 03) (P 03) ( -01) (SHT 007) (SB 007) (P/20 0.48) | | S51 | (GP 08) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+00) (SHT 003) (SB 006) (P/20 0.00) | | S52 | (GP 15) (G 00) (A 00) (P 00) (+01) (SHT 015) (SB 010) (P/20 0.00) | | SMJHL Career | SMJHL Regular Seasons | S30 | (GP 50) (G 05) (A 28) (P 32) (+13) (SHT 059) (SB 53) (P/20 0.64) | | S31 | (GP 50) (G 10) (A 22) (P 32) ( -12) (SHT 101) (SB 74) (P/20 0.59) | SMJHL Playoffs | S30 | (GP 05) (G 01) (A 02) (P 03) (+02) (SHT 010) (SB 05) (P/20 0.49) | | S31 | (GP 13) (G 06) (A 10) (P 16) (+04) (SHT 030) (SB 16) (P/20 1.01) | | Awards | Awards Won | S34 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America) | S37 | IIHF Top Defenseman | S39 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S39 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S40 | IIHF Gold Medal (United States of America) | S42 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S42 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S43 | SHL 3rd All Stars Team | S44 | SHL 1st All Stars Team | S46 | Challenge Cup Champions (Buffalo Stampede) Awards Nominated | S31 | Brodie Witzel Nominee (SMJHL Playoff MVP) | S35 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S39 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S41 | Damien Littleton Nominee (SHL Most Dedicated Player) | S43 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | S44 | Scott Stevens Trophy (Best Defenseman) | Movement and Contracts | | S30 | Drafted to Detroit Falcons, 15th OA | S31 | Drafted to Portland Admirals, 13th OA | S31 | Signed Contract, 3x $3,000,000 S31-S33 with Portland Admirals | S31 | Traded to Buffalo Stampede for a handful of magic beans | S33 | Signed Contract, 3x $6,000,000 S34-S36 with Buffalo Stampede | S36 | Signed Contract, 2x $6,000,000 S37-S38 with Buffalo Stampede | S38 | Signed Contract, 2x $7,000,000 S39-S40, plus, | S38 | 5x $6,000,000 S41-S45 with Buffalo Stampede | S45 | Signed Contract, 2x $5,000,000 S46-S47 with Buffalo Stampede | S47 | Signed Contract, 1x $5,000,000 S48 with Buffalo Stampede | S48 | Signed Contract, 2x $4,000,000 S49-S50 with Buffalo Stampede | S50 | Signed Contract, 1x $4,000,000 S51-S52 with Buffalo Stampede HEAD OFFICE ARE A BUNCH OF NERDS
08-16-2024, 12:08 AM skyrrhawk Wrote:
god I was so confused I’m too old lmfao
08-16-2024, 09:33 AM scudmuffin19 Wrote: im alfredo, whats you?
08-16-2024, 09:35 AM retuperkele Wrote: mm meat sauce with italian sausage
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