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S78 PT #2: It Was All a Trick! Due: Sunday, August 25th @ 11:59 PM PST
#76

The Renegades locker room is pretty sensible but occasionally you'll hear some giggles when you enter the locker room. Recently, Boots dug into David Doug's bag and tied every single piece of equipment together so when he pulled it out it was like one of those magic handkerchief tricks. Boots even tied fake flowers to the very end of it which got a good rise out of the room.

Boots has had his fair share of being a target as well. He's after catching Anthony Dionne putting Peanut Butter in his skate guards while Boots is on the ice during practice. Boots now checks them every time he gets off the ice to make sure they haven't been messed with again.

Hodor may be the biggest prankster of them all, but I think the rest of the locker room is just too scared to mess with him. He's not even sneaky. Hodor will fill a pie plate with cream and give his teammates a giant pie in the face. Hodor laughs more than anyone else at his own prank and knows that no one will ever mess with him to get back at him which makes it all the funnier.

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#77

Will Tomlander can be a prankster when the occasion calls for it. His favourite is the classic shaving cream in hockey pants or skates, as it is an easy one to do and also one that does not really harm anything or anyone. Of course he will not do it before a game, just during unimportant practices. Although, this one time he pranked the coach by saran wrapping the inside of the door so that when the coach tried to walk into the door in the morning he walked right into the saran wrap and kind of got stuck in place. The coach still doesn't know who did the prank, really, and that is good because otherwise Will Tomlander will get into a lot of trouble and might have to do something bad like bag skates or barf runs.

On the ice, his favourite prank is to yell out "Look out behind you!" at other players or to try and call out opponents' nicknames in order to try to steal the puck.

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#78

Written Option #2

I try all to have success with my team. So I use bad hits if I see the refs don't look at me. I also eat Döner or something else the opponents don't like. I also bring in some food or cook it by myself for my team. So we dont smell it at all but the opponents crying. So in the food you need always garlic and onions. Also good are pepper or chilies. But I also work with many different spices and I know which are good against the opponents. Yes we may smell 5 kilometers against the wind but like I said we do everything to win our games and having our success. If that will not work in the future then we need to change some recipes for sure. So the opponents will never ever have the chance against our smelling. But I also try the thing with trash talking sometimes. That also can help to irritate the opponents and give us the success. I also call sometimes the opponents names or nicknames to trick them I then they pass the puck to me and until they relize that .... the puck is on my hockey stick.

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S27 - Dragons Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)**
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#79

Graphic Option 1: Draw your player pranking a teammate or getting pranked themselves.

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#80

Written 2

Oliver Cornwall is not afraid to do what he has to do to gain the upper hand on the competition. He's been known to give quick slashes to the back of player's legs when he's chasing them down, he extends his window to lay the body on an opponent a little after a pass has been released, and he'll fiercely advocate for his team (read: gaslight the officials) when he is caught in the act for anything which would get him placed in the sin bin. Fortunately, Cornwall has a good sense for when to take his chances. He pays close attention to where the officials are looking, and when they are looking, he is sure to keep his transgressions at a level where, if the ref makes the call, he can make the defense that it is a ten-ply soft call. It takes practice to be a pest at the blue line, but Oliver finds a way.

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#82

Whatever it takes to get the puck into the back of the net, Cristoforo Roccamontepiano is willing to do. Sometimes that takes the form of a high slapshot to get a defenseman out of commission for a few seconds, sometimes it's a cheeky slew foot in a net front battle when the ref isn't looking, and sometimes he'll clip the goalie when he's skating past the net. This one in particular always draws the biggest reaction from the opposing team, but to Cristoforo it's worth it. As long as he's not getting a goalie interference penalty or having a goal disallowed because of it, it seems like you would want to do anything you can to make the goalie uncomfortable. The best part of this too is that sometimes opposing players will retaliate and try the same thing to QCC goalies, but anyone who knows Cristoforo will know that he would welcome this kind of behaviour. They're only goalies after all.

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#83

Written Option 2: Slava Ukraini Heroyam Slava has a strong sense of sportsmanship and integrity. They believe in playing hard but fair, relying on skill, strategy, and teamwork rather than resorting to dirty tricks or embellishments to gain an advantage. Slava Ukraini Heroyam Slava has a deep respect for the game and understanding that winning should come from outplaying the opponent, not from bending or breaking the rules. Slava Ukraini Heroyam Slava really hates when players make dirty hits, force acts of embellishments, and those who try any form of cheating. Slava Ukraini Heroyam Slava believes these shady tactics undermine the integrity of the game and can lead to some serious injuries or unfair advantages within the SHL. Overall, lava Ukraini Heroyam Slava believes in winning in the SHL the right way, through hard work, skill, and dedication to the game. As such Slava Ukraini Heroyam Slava would advocate for stricter enforcement of penalties against dirty on ice behaviors in SHL games.

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#84

As Chopper can transform into a literal giant using a rumble ball Chopper does enjoy playing pranks on his teammates. He also has a variety of other forms but while on the ice seeing a 2 foot player turn into a 20 foot one and then the "big bad badass" player on the team that the entire league fears is put on his ass, makes for quite a sight. Chopper also spends some time setting up elaborate practical jokes using his medical expertise which enables him to make a variety of mixtures that are never lethal but have some hilarious side effects that can most definitely make his team stumble during a practice or even go for a snooze on the ice. While Chopper is a practical jokester it is all in good fun as he would not want to significantly harm anyone on his team. Now other teams on the other hand are a different story so long as they can recover from the broken nose, they received as their skate blades were dulled between periods.
#85

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#86

Tricking players in general is not Rebecca Montagne's style, but that might explain why her save percentage isn't as high as other goalies in this league. So it might be time to adopt some tricks and use whatever their opponents are using against them. So if the opponent fakes an injury with their knee to try and draw a penalty, Montagne will from now on do as if both her knees are hurt at the same time. As this must mean a double penalty for the opponent right? And we will add some laser pointers on our gear to try and blind (or atleast distract) our opponents when they are on a breakaway. Distracting the opponents seem to be the way to go, so hopefully she can also use her inhuman powers and let the ice tremble a bit so the opponents can not get of a proper shot. She never wanted to use them, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

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#87

Prompt 1

There was a time where M’Baku Olubori would play pranks on his teammates. It was always little, inconsequential stuff that made people smile (usually Baku more than anyone). However, as he’s aged and matured, Baku no longer does those sorts of things. He’s one of the oldest players on the Baltimore roster (Luka Hunziker being the outright eldest statesman), and as such tries to set a good example as a veteran (this is doubly true as one of the veterans who has never worn a letter for the team, surprising many). Because of his past reputation, his teammates also leave him alone. No one wants to be the one to mess with Baku, because you never know what might happen in retaliation. Some of the rookies will whisper why other pranksters seem to target everyone but Baku, and the legends of Baku’s prankster days are revived once again. In this way, he also serves as a sort of locker room enforcer—if anyone goes too far in the pranking, they run the risk of trickster Baku coming out of retirement and teaching them a lesson.

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#88

Option 2: 

Late hits? Embellishment? Licking? Beck enjoys using all these tools in his quest for victory. If the refs don't see you do it, and you can get away with it, why not right? Sure he's been burned a few times by going to the sin bin, but he's never won a Turd Ferguson, so maybe he's just not doing it enough (or maybe he's just good at getting away with it). But, obviously, it's not okay when someone else does that to one of his teammates. Definitely not a one-size-fits-all rule. If Beck sees you doing that to poor ole LHL, he'll make his way over to you and stick a few fingers in your eyes for good measure. Beck is also getting towards the point of retirement, so if he has to sit out for suspensions, that just gives his old bones time to rest to then get back out there again and cause havoc. He can live with being the protector.

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Option 2:

Well, Paul Bondage absolutely hates the folk out there that pull tricks to get an advantage. He grew up hating Brad Marchand and still hates that type of nasty player. With that being said, he can't deny that he will be out there trying to do the same damn thing and get behind his team mates that also do the same. The only unfortunate thing, Paul Bondage does not really have a mean bone in his body. He can't bring himself to lay out any dirty hits and his trash talking leaves much to be desired. There have even been times where it has been a double edged sword because his horrendous trash talking (imagine "your mom!" but even lamer) sometimes gives the other team fuel against him. There have even bene times where he's kept to himself, only to let it build where he then explodes on the other team saying ungodly things and getting a game misconduct, but thankfully he is trying to be better this season.

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Ace Lightning is always getting pranked because he puts himself in terrible situations and is very naive. One day, Ace spotted a mother and her child on the side of the road with a flat tire on their car. They were waiving people down but nobody would stop. Ace stopped and wanted to help, but once he stepped out of his car, the woman and her child ripped off their masks to reveal themselves as Bender Junior and Mac Griddle. Then, 6 other teammates came out of the trunk and stole Ace’s car. Classic prank! He had to walk home in the rain and that wasn’t very much fun. Luckily, a Good Samaritan stopped to offer a ride. This really touched Ace’s heart, and he broke down in tears at the kindness of the stranger. Unfortunately, the Good Samaritan took off his mask and it was old teammate George Walsh, who had been filming his whole breakdown. He posted it on Tik Tok and it has 1.4 million views. Big prank!




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