Option 2:
Elly would be amazing to put spotlight on both hockey and her team, not becuase of some superior skill necessary (Though she does want to prove she is a talented player), but because of what the SHL can provide. Entertainment and a new type of player. Elly is a big kitty. She would present her time in the spotlight showing her pride and her intelligence on and off the ice. Elly would feel proud if she can show that even animals can be a part of a team and do hockey and not just act like... well, animals. If she could land some sort of sponsorship that would be amazing for her team. But she wants to show off how she can handle the puck, skate on the ice, and fully understand her team. It takes a special team and special player to be able to play a game across species lines. It would make new headlines, and Elly would just be happy getting eyes on the SHL and her team.
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Tony Soprano didn’t mean to anger the GM; it all started with a harmless joke. After a tough practice, Tony jokingly told the GM he looked like he “skipped leg day,” which, as it turns out, hit a little too close to home. The GM took it personally, even though Tony meant no harm.
So, when the new LED law was passed, the GM saw his opportunity for revenge and assigned Tony the grueling task of changing every light in the stadium. Over the weekend. Alone. Grabs the bag of Gabagool and gets in his bag.
Tony, never one to back down, shows up with a ladder and a bag of gabagool for “energy,” but quickly realizes there are way too many bulbs. He gives it a half-hearted effort, changing maybe two before getting bored and calling a contractor to do the rest while he naps in the stands.
Prompt One - Despite the new law that states all of the lights in the Specters arena must be LED lights, Scar Bealey couldn’t care less. The fact that Scar angered the GM so badly that his attempt at a punishment was to make Scar do all of the bulb changes himself is downright laughable to Scar. First off, Scar did outright refuse to change the bulbs, as the punishment didn’t fit the crime. What was the crime you ask? Scar took the last macadamia nut cookie in the team’s kitchen area, when the GM claimed to “have dibs” on it. His intense hanger caused him to want to punish Scar, and with the bulbs on his mind, he tried to make the call to get Scar to change them. Scar laughed in his face and just said that there’s NOTHING in his contract that calls for him to have to do the GM’s wishes for arena maintenance, so he’s just going to do what’s more important, and that’s train for hockey. (171)
Hockey's back, baby! Over the offseason, Jimbob Ghostkeeper was voted in as an assistant captain for his team, the Detroit Falcons. Upon receiving the honor as a part of the leadership group of his team in only his sophomore season, his entire demeanor and outlook changed. Despite being a reserved guy, he made it a point to step up to represent the team as best he could. He appeared in a few marketing campaigns after announcing one of the new draft picks. His thousand yard stare became the thing he was known for. He doesn't love the spotlight, but he does it because he feels it is now part of his duty as a leader for the Falcons. He was able to land a sponsorship with a local car dealership, as well as a local deli. The thousand yard stare that he became known for helped him sell one thousand turkey sandwiches, and a lightly used Kia Sorrento. He reached out to the Ghostbusters as well, but has yet to hear back.
My player loves to be in as much marketing material as possible. Anyone who has money is welcome to hire Hockey Players fantastic on screen persona. With well known bits such as ‘Hockey Player in an alien suit’ or ‘Hockey Player in a hat that looks like a bowl of pasta’ it is easy to work your brands into our proven marketing strategy. Hockey Player along with our staff do all on set directing so make sure you dont come in trying to run the show. Along with our assistant director George Lucas we are able to achieve amazing cinematic feats. Hockey player is also happy to address the media for free if needed but it definitely isnt as much fun as when you are getting paid for it. Maybe if we increase the price of streaming services and put more ads on the jerseys we would be able to fund more initiatives like this to make sure that the players are getting a financial incentive to interact with the fans.
Hodor is a fairly gentle soul off the ice, though it can get in the way of things such as trying to be on time with appointments. He kept being late to practice because he wanted to help everyone he passed on his way to the rink, so the coach decided he needed a punishment to get the message across about putting the tram first. Hodor was to change all the stadium lights to LED. For many of the lights in bathrooms, locker rooms, and restaurants, Hodor could reach up and change them by himself unaided. For other higher lights, he recruited help from nearby wildlife using his gentle inner Disney princess to communicate with them and win them over with his Hodorish charm. They unscrewed and screwed light bulbs all night, even changing them in the overhead screens above the ice. The maintenance crew were a bit flabbergasted to find all the lights changed overnight by seemingly one man.
Bishop Van Apeldoorn is always known to anger his coaches. Bishop has become known for not exactly being the most professional player in the locker room. Sometimes he leaves his section a complete mess until HE feels he should clean it. He has also become known for leaving his chewed gum in strange places like one time he accidentally threw his gum in one of his teammates gloves. He has also irritated some of his teammates and coaches by overusing body spray to the point where it makes other people nauseous. This time however, he snuck some of his own Hot Sauce into his coaches lunch as a prank. He dumped nearly half a bottle of hot sauce into his coaches noodles and let's just say, his coach got very angry very fast. He almost got away with it until his coach found the bottle of sauce in his equipment bag. Bishop didn't complain much when he was caught though, he just accepted it and got on with the punishment.
Ongo Gablogian has already pissed off the Buffalo Stampede general manager in the past, apparently enough to fire him as assistant general manager. But that is neither here nor there for this particular conversation. Ongo I am sure will piss him off again in the future and if I had to guess how he did/does it, I would guess it would be leaving all his Taco Bell wrappers in the locker room on the floor and not throwing them in the trash. Also constantly asking for more money despite the terms of his contract that he signed being pretty clear. However, there is no way in fuck that Ongo is going up in those fucking rafters and chanting the lights. That is insane. Those lights are like 200 feet in the air. That is 50 Ongo Gablogians. You can’t even find a ladder that tall. And there’s no fucking way he’s going out on the cat walk. He’d shit himself.
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An early call up into the SHL is rough for any player. Even with rookies, you're at a disadvantage, and it's even harder during a rebuilding franchise such as the Edmonton Blizzard. Luckily for Gwendolyn, Edmonton's calling up several new rookies like Olafur and Alexa alongside her so the spotlight that is inevitably cast on a first line rookie is split along the entire line. Each and every rookie though needs to show up hard, but everything couldn't be better for both Gwendolyn and her teammates. Being the weakest of the three first line forwards this season, Gwendolyn can breathe easy as fans put their eyes upon Olafur. Even still, a rookie line being above 1 point per game is fantastic, showing promise for the young center and wingers. Even still, the center of a line is important for any team in hockey so there are those fans and news pieces expect more from the new player than even a first line defense duo.
Gnabe was the obvious choice to change the stadium lights in the phorge arena after he had a few fights against the arena matinance staff after the last few games. You see they decided that it would be a good idea to have the arena staff have access to the team fridge during the games and this resulted in the staff stealing more than a few beers from the fridge. Gnabe, being the person he is, counted the beers before each period tk make sure the team had a full stock and when he found out arena staff were taking beers he had no choice but to take some rage out on the person's who made him angry. He fought more than two dudes at one time and after thay fight i think he made it clear that the team beers were off limits and since then nothing has been touched. The only punishment was to change out those damn lights.
Another day, another roadblock sent for ol' Baron. however, I cannot be stopped. that being said, i may have gotten into a bit of trouble with the GM again. look, it’s not my fault the rare frogs i’ve been smuggling into the locker room are illegal. how was i supposed to know? i figured the team could use a little extra magic before the season starts. sue me. apparently, the front office didn’t appreciate getting a call from customs about "endangered amphibian trafficking." I don't even know what those words mean.
anyway, to “teach me a lesson,” the GM dumps the whole stadium light-switching job on me. every bulb, led replacements, all weekend. jokes on him though. one call back to my hometown did the trick. Let's just say I have a very large and efficient family. so i call up a few cousins and a couple aunts. they roll in, and in an hour flat, all the bulbs are changed.
i didn’t lift a finger. honestly, it went so fast, i think the GM’s more annoyed now than before.
philippe eko eel thrives in the spotlight, though that hasn't always been the case. originally, he was shy and shirked limelight whenever he could. but as time went on he became too much of a face of the franchise that he couldn't avoid it anymore, so he came up with his own unique spin to help himself feel more comfortable and feel like he was being highlighted for the right reasons not the wrong ones. philippe eko eel is of coursee an eel and there aren't many (any in fact) other eels in the history of the SHL so he uses his newfound celebrity and spotlight to highlight eel issues, becoming a loudspeaker for the eel community and population. eels are often getting their underwater habitats destroyed because pretty much everything underwater is getting wrecked now because of climate change and massive pollution. eels like to hide in crazy lil caverns and stuff but now there are too many plastic soda bottles because humans keep littering. Obamna! SODA!!! haha remember that @goldenglutes @Jepox @micool132 @CaptainCamel anyway philippe eko eel has operationalized his success and turned into a mouthpiece for eel issues and now he's not so shy anymore
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