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**brickwall35** · 10-25-2024, 12:24 AM

10-24-2024, 11:35 PMRuggsy Wrote: Alrighty, buckle up, folks! ? I wasn’t planning on diving into this clown car, but here we go—let’s chat about the wacky world of the SHL circus! ? Apparently, when a new clown tries to juggle some opinions about the elephant in the room, the big top clowns like Jess and Frenchie come swooping in like they’re on a trampoline, ready to pop those balloons! ? I’m starting to think there’s a secret “Elite Clown Crew” where you all toss pies at anyone with a new nose! Honestly, this might be why the league is struggling to get fresh clowns in the tent—who wants to join a circus where the cotton candy is a bit too sticky? Instead of sending a seltzer spray my way, maybe just listen up! I was a fresh clown just a month ago, and today, whoosh! Frenchie blocked me faster than a pie to the face! Why? Because I tried to tell a joke that didn’t land like a well-thrown custard! ? Pyro over at the Knights was all about the clown love—no blocking, just balloon animals!These are your leading clown-a-rinos! Just imagine a brand-new clown walking into this three-ring circus and seeing all this craziness—yikes and yoinks! I’ll be sharing all the zany chat details soon. Sure, I might look like a sad balloon animal, but so do others! I used to think the other clowns were just fooling around before I joined, and then—BAM! Instant block! It’s like the clown code is to keep all the goofiness under the big top! It’s kinda spooky, honestly, because I worked so hard on my clown character, and now I feel like I might get banished to the sad clown corner forever!

Chefs worldwide ponder at how such delicious pasta was cooked so quickly

***TheGreatToeJam*** · 10-25-2024, 12:30 AM

Hi, @Grog Strongjaw

I'm one of the media heads here and just wanted to let you know that this thread is going to be moved to SHL Discussions as it doesn't meet our Posting guidlines. I see what you're trying to do here, and everyone has the right for their voice to be heard, but the media section isn't the place for it. Nor is where you submit PT's.

If you have any questions feel free to shoot me a message here on the site or on discord at TheGreatToeJam.

I'll leave the thread unlocked as long as the discourse remains civil.

***ThisSeemsFishy*** · 10-25-2024, 12:34 AM

I always miss all the good stuff

Muerto · 10-25-2024, 12:49 AM

10-24-2024, 11:42 PMcake307 Wrote: BTW it's spelled clique

so you would call this ... clique-bait?

*Mutedfaith* · 10-25-2024, 12:59 AM

10-25-2024, 12:23 AMRankle Wrote: Maybe if I come back in the morning and reread this post I'll be able to get some information out of it

Dont get your hopes up.

***cake307*** · 10-25-2024, 01:33 AM

10-25-2024, 12:49 AMMuerto Wrote: so you would call this ... clique-bait?

Terrible pun, 10/10

***jaypc8237*** · 10-25-2024, 02:59 AM

Drunk Zap Again? Surrender

tredpalo · 10-25-2024, 03:59 AM

***retuperkele*** · 10-25-2024, 05:05 AM

over/under 1.5 dramas this season?

*Pyro182* · 10-25-2024, 05:50 AM

10-25-2024, 12:11 AMWannabeFinn Wrote: sure is weirdge that a league that can't recruit anyone new or do anything right just broke its all-time record for active users

Cant believe I would find out this info in a random SHL attack thread, love that we are above the legendary Covid user count, HO and the recuiting team have been absolutely on fire.

*RashfordU* · 10-25-2024, 06:34 AM

10-25-2024, 12:11 AMWannabeFinn Wrote: sure is weirdge that a league that can't recruit anyone new or do anything right just broke its all-time record for active users

now go to bed and think about what you've done ya goofball

Stop with the facts, they ruin the narrative