I put some work, hope i'll see some results soon!

Jordan Lafrenière || C || Kelowna/Baltimore || TPE Peak:TBD Name: Jordan Lafrenière Age: 19 Birthplace: Montréal, Québec Height: 6'2" Weight: 192 lbs Number: 14 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft results: -S80 SMJHL Draft: 17th Overall by Kelowna Knights -S81 SHL Draft: 4th Overall by Baltimore Platoon --------------------------------------------------------------------- Career stats: SMJHL | S80 | 66 GP | 13 G | 39 A | 52 PTS | +11 |  3 PPP | 38 PIM | 79 H | | S81 | 66 GP | 29 G | 50 A | 79 PTS | +28 | 12 PPP | 32 PIM | 77 H | --------------------------------------------------------------------- | SMJHL TOTALS | | 112 GP | 41 G | 89 A | 132 PTS | + 39 | 15 PPP | 70 PIM | 156 H | [/pbcust][/align]

Important games today! Aiming for .500

Jordan Lafrenière || C || Kelowna/Baltimore || TPE Peak:TBD Name: Jordan Lafrenière Age: 19 Birthplace: Montréal, Québec Height: 6'2" Weight: 192 lbs Number: 14 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Draft results: -S80 SMJHL Draft: 17th Overall by Kelowna Knights -S81 SHL Draft: 4th Overall by Baltimore Platoon --------------------------------------------------------------------- Career stats: SMJHL | S80 | 66 GP | 13 G | 39 A | 52 PTS | +11 |  3 PPP | 38 PIM | 79 H | | S81 | 66 GP | 29 G | 50 A | 79 PTS | +28 | 12 PPP | 32 PIM | 77 H | --------------------------------------------------------------------- | SMJHL TOTALS | | 112 GP | 41 G | 89 A | 132 PTS | + 39 | 15 PPP | 70 PIM | 156 H | [/pbcust][/align]

Let the airing of grievances begin!

Ok, gonna be proactive with the chirps this week.

Optimus Autonomous ║ Ottawa Highlanders ║ 573 TPE 6'0" ║ 190 lbs ║ Tesla Giga Texas Robotics Manufacturing ║ #11 * * * * * * * * * * SMJHL Draft - 8th Overall by the Ottawa Highlanders * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║         SMJHL Regular Season Statistics         ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S80 | OTT | 66 |  5 | 36 | 41 |  +7 | 103 |  28 ║ ║ S81 | OTT | 66 | 27 | 42 | 69 |  +7 | 173 |  30 ║ ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 132| 32 | 78 | 110| +14 | 276 |  58 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║            SMJHL Playoff Statistics             ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S80 | OTT |  6 |  1 |  2 |  3 |  -4 |  16 |  2  ║ ║ S81 | OTT | 13 |  3 |  5 |  8 |  +1 |  25 |  4  ║ ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 19 |  4 |  7 | 11 |  -3 |  41 |  6  ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║                WJC Statistics                   ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S80 | WOR | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║ ║ S81 | FIN | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║ ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * Personal Accolades S80 - SMJHL - ⭐ TBD ⭐ * * * * * * * * * * Transactions S60 - SMJHL - Signed contract with the Ottawa Highlanders (S80-Present) * * * * * * * * * *

Atticus Hale ║ New Orleans Specters ║ Team USA ║ 2140 Peak TPE 6'2" ║ 198 lbs ║ Moon Township, PA, USA ║ #82 * * * * * * * * * * SMJHL Draft - 14th Overall by the Carolina Kraken SHL Draft - 2nd Overall by the New Orleans Specters * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║          SHL Regular Season Statistics          ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S64 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -16 | 137 |  24 ║ ║ S65 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 19 | 35 |  -3 | 172 |  15 ║ ║ S66 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 24 | 48 | +14 | 143 |  18 ║ ║ S67 |NOLA | 66 | 20 | 43 | 63 | +16 | 161 |  46 ║ ║ S68 |NOLA | 66 | 25 | 36 | 61 |  -7 | 200 |  24 ║ "C" ║ S69 |NOLA | 66 | 46 | 42 | 88 | +30 | 252 |  38 ║ "C" ║ S70 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 50 | 80 |  +3 | 224 |  52 ║ "C" ║ S71 |NOLA | 66 | 38 | 54 | 92 | +16 | 212 |  56 ║ "C" ║ S72 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 38 | 68 | -13 | 217 |  36 ║ "C" ║ S73 |NOLA | 66 | 33 | 38 | 71 |  -8 | 212 |  49 ║ "C" ║ S74 |NOLA | 66 | 27 | 46 | 73 |  -1 | 221 |  62 ║ "C" ║ S75 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 44 | 68 |  -7 | 215 |  26 ║ "C" ║ S76 |NOLA | 66 | 31 | 30 | 61 |  23 | 218 |  24 ║ "C" ║ S77 |NOLA | 66 | 19 | 27 | 46 |  21 | 151 |  36 ║ "C" ║ S78 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C" ║ S79 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C" ║ S80 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C" ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 924| 379| 516| 895| +68 | 2735| 506 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║             SHL Playoff Statistics              ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ║ S64 |NOLA |  6 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  +2 |  13 |  2  ║ ║ S65 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -6 |  17 |  0  ║ ║ S66 |NOLA |  9 |  3 |  2 |  5 |  -1 |  15 |  2  ║ ║ S67 |NOLA | 11 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  -2 |  26 |  8  ║ ║ S68 |NOLA |  5 |  0 |  3 |  3 |  -2 |  8  |  2  ║ "C" ║ S69 |NOLA | 14 | 10 |  4 | 14 |  -2 |  47 |  4  ║ "C" ║ S70 |NOLA |  7 |  8 |  1 |  9 |  -3 |  29 |  0  ║ "C" ║ S71 |NOLA |  5 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  -4 |  14 |  0  ║ "C" ║ S72 |NOLA |  4 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -5 |  16 |  2  ║ "C" ║ S73 |NOLA |  6 |  1 |  3 |  4 |  -6 |  22 |  4  ║ "C" ║ S74 |NOLA |  7 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  +1 |  25 |  0  ║ "C" ║ S75 |NOLA | 11 |  8 |  2 | 10 |  +3 |  41 |  4  ║ "C" ║ S76 |NOLA |  4 |  0 |  1 |  2 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║ "C" ║ S77 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -4 |  10 |  2  ║ "C" ║ S78 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C" ║ S79 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C" ║ S80 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C" ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 103| 40 | 42 | 82 | -31 | 300 |  34 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║         SMJHL Regular Season Statistics         ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S60 | CAR | 66 |  7 | 12 | 19 |  +6 |  85 |  24 ║ ║ S61 | CAR | 66 | 18 | 26 | 44 |  +3 | 141 |  12 ║ ║ S62 | CAR | 66 | 19 | 38 | 57 |  -7 | 207 |  18 ║ "A" ║ S63 | CAR | 66 | 31 | 38 | 69 | +27 | 206 |  4  ║ "C" ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 264| 75 | 114| 189| +29 | 639 |  58 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║            SMJHL Playoff Statistics             ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S60 | CAR |  6 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  E  |  6  |  2  ║ ║ S61 | CAR |  4 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  E  |  12 |  2  ║ ║ S62 | CAR |  6 |  2 |  4 |  6 | +8  |  14 |  0  ║ "A" ║ S63 | CAR |  6 |  0 |  2 |  2 | -2  |  18 |  0  ║ "C" ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 22 |  5 |  8 | 13 | +6  |  50 |  4  ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║                 IIHF Statistics                 ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S64 | USA | 12 |  3 |  3 |  6 |  -8 |  14 |  0  ║ ║ S65 | USA | 13 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  -2 |  26 |  4  ║ ║ S66 | USA | 12 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -1 |  20 |  8  ║ ║ S67 | USA | 12 |  4 |  1 |  5 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║ ║ S68 | USA | 12 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  E  |  28 |  10 ║ ║ S69 | USA | 12 |  4 |  9 | 13 |  +2 |  40 |  10 ║ ║ S70 | USA | 12 |  3 | 14 | 17 |  +5 |  55 |  12 ║ ║ S71 | USA | 13 |  6 | 10 | 16 |  -2 |  43 |  10 ║ ║ S72 | USA | 12 |  5 |  8 | 13 |  -2 |  35 |   6 ║ ║ S73 | USA | 12 |  6 |  6 | 12 |  -8 |  43 |   2 ║ ║ S74 | USA | 12 |  3 |  7 | 10 |  7  |  23 |  2 ║ ║ S75 | USA | 12 |  3 |  5 |  8 |  -8 |  53 |  6 ║ ║ S76 | USA | 12 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |   0 |  0 ║ ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 62 | 22 | 31 | 62 | +2  | 185 |  46 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║                 WJC Statistics                  ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S60 | USA | 13 |  2 |  2 |  4 |  +1 |  18 |  0  ║ ║ S61 | USA | 15 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  +8 |  29 |  4  ║ GOLD MEDAL ║ S62 | USA | 15 |  2 |  8 | 10 |  +3 |  32 |  4  ║ SILVER MEDAL ║ S63 | USA | 13 |  5 | 12 | 17 |  +8 |  44 |  4  ║ ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 56 | 14 | 28 | 42 | +20 | 123 |  12 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * Personal Accolades S73 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐ S71 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐ S69 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐ S64 - SHL - Ryan Jesster Award (Best Rookie) NOMINEE S64 - SHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐ S63 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐ S62 - WJC - Team USA SILVER MEDAL Winner S62 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐ S61 - WJC - Team USA GOLD MEDAL Winner S60 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐ * * * * * * * * * * Career Milestones S76 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in points (808) S73 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in goals (262) S71 - SHL - Reached 500 career points against the Calgary Dragons (Game 60) S66 - SHL - First career playoff hat trick against Winnipeg Aurora (R1G2) S64 - SHL - First career playoff goal against the Texas Renegades (R1G2) S64 - SHL - First career hat trick against Toronto North Stars (Game 37) S64 - SHL - First career goal against the Manhattan Rage (Game 15) S63 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Captain S62 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Alternate Captain S60 - WJC - First career goal against Team DACH (Game 3) S60 - SMJHL - First career playoff goal against the Quebec City Citadelles (R2G1) S60 - SMJHL - First career goal against the Maine Timber (Game 7) * * * * * * * * * * Transactions S61 - SHL - Signed contract with the New Orleans Specters (S61-Present) S60 - SMJHL - Signed contract with the Carolina Kraken (S60-S63) * * * * * * * * * *

Oh yeah threaten me SHL daddy, punish me. 
also I'm getting sick.

There is never enough time in the day for everything you want to do

Optimus Autonomous ║ Ottawa Highlanders ║ 573 TPE 6'0" ║ 190 lbs ║ Tesla Giga Texas Robotics Manufacturing ║ #11 * * * * * * * * * * SMJHL Draft - 8th Overall by the Ottawa Highlanders * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║         SMJHL Regular Season Statistics         ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S80 | OTT | 66 |  5 | 36 | 41 |  +7 | 103 |  28 ║ ║ S81 | OTT | 66 | 27 | 42 | 69 |  +7 | 173 |  30 ║ ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 132| 32 | 78 | 110| +14 | 276 |  58 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║            SMJHL Playoff Statistics             ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S80 | OTT |  6 |  1 |  2 |  3 |  -4 |  16 |  2  ║ ║ S81 | OTT | 13 |  3 |  5 |  8 |  +1 |  25 |  4  ║ ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 19 |  4 |  7 | 11 |  -3 |  41 |  6  ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║                WJC Statistics                   ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S80 | WOR | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║ ║ S81 | FIN | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║ ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 00 | 00 | 00 | 00 |  E  |  00 |  00 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * Personal Accolades S80 - SMJHL - ⭐ TBD ⭐ * * * * * * * * * * Transactions S60 - SMJHL - Signed contract with the Ottawa Highlanders (S80-Present) * * * * * * * * * *

Atticus Hale ║ New Orleans Specters ║ Team USA ║ 2140 Peak TPE 6'2" ║ 198 lbs ║ Moon Township, PA, USA ║ #82 * * * * * * * * * * SMJHL Draft - 14th Overall by the Carolina Kraken SHL Draft - 2nd Overall by the New Orleans Specters * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║          SHL Regular Season Statistics          ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S64 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -16 | 137 |  24 ║ ║ S65 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 19 | 35 |  -3 | 172 |  15 ║ ║ S66 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 24 | 48 | +14 | 143 |  18 ║ ║ S67 |NOLA | 66 | 20 | 43 | 63 | +16 | 161 |  46 ║ ║ S68 |NOLA | 66 | 25 | 36 | 61 |  -7 | 200 |  24 ║ "C" ║ S69 |NOLA | 66 | 46 | 42 | 88 | +30 | 252 |  38 ║ "C" ║ S70 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 50 | 80 |  +3 | 224 |  52 ║ "C" ║ S71 |NOLA | 66 | 38 | 54 | 92 | +16 | 212 |  56 ║ "C" ║ S72 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 38 | 68 | -13 | 217 |  36 ║ "C" ║ S73 |NOLA | 66 | 33 | 38 | 71 |  -8 | 212 |  49 ║ "C" ║ S74 |NOLA | 66 | 27 | 46 | 73 |  -1 | 221 |  62 ║ "C" ║ S75 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 44 | 68 |  -7 | 215 |  26 ║ "C" ║ S76 |NOLA | 66 | 31 | 30 | 61 |  23 | 218 |  24 ║ "C" ║ S77 |NOLA | 66 | 19 | 27 | 46 |  21 | 151 |  36 ║ "C" ║ S78 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C" ║ S79 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C" ║ S80 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C" ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 924| 379| 516| 895| +68 | 2735| 506 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║             SHL Playoff Statistics              ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ║ S64 |NOLA |  6 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  +2 |  13 |  2  ║ ║ S65 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -6 |  17 |  0  ║ ║ S66 |NOLA |  9 |  3 |  2 |  5 |  -1 |  15 |  2  ║ ║ S67 |NOLA | 11 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  -2 |  26 |  8  ║ ║ S68 |NOLA |  5 |  0 |  3 |  3 |  -2 |  8  |  2  ║ "C" ║ S69 |NOLA | 14 | 10 |  4 | 14 |  -2 |  47 |  4  ║ "C" ║ S70 |NOLA |  7 |  8 |  1 |  9 |  -3 |  29 |  0  ║ "C" ║ S71 |NOLA |  5 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  -4 |  14 |  0  ║ "C" ║ S72 |NOLA |  4 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -5 |  16 |  2  ║ "C" ║ S73 |NOLA |  6 |  1 |  3 |  4 |  -6 |  22 |  4  ║ "C" ║ S74 |NOLA |  7 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  +1 |  25 |  0  ║ "C" ║ S75 |NOLA | 11 |  8 |  2 | 10 |  +3 |  41 |  4  ║ "C" ║ S76 |NOLA |  4 |  0 |  1 |  2 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║ "C" ║ S77 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -4 |  10 |  2  ║ "C" ║ S78 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C" ║ S79 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C" ║ S80 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |  0  |  0  ║ "C" ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 103| 40 | 42 | 82 | -31 | 300 |  34 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║         SMJHL Regular Season Statistics         ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S60 | CAR | 66 |  7 | 12 | 19 |  +6 |  85 |  24 ║ ║ S61 | CAR | 66 | 18 | 26 | 44 |  +3 | 141 |  12 ║ ║ S62 | CAR | 66 | 19 | 38 | 57 |  -7 | 207 |  18 ║ "A" ║ S63 | CAR | 66 | 31 | 38 | 69 | +27 | 206 |  4  ║ "C" ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 264| 75 | 114| 189| +29 | 639 |  58 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║            SMJHL Playoff Statistics             ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S60 | CAR |  6 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  E  |  6  |  2  ║ ║ S61 | CAR |  4 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  E  |  12 |  2  ║ ║ S62 | CAR |  6 |  2 |  4 |  6 | +8  |  14 |  0  ║ "A" ║ S63 | CAR |  6 |  0 |  2 |  2 | -2  |  18 |  0  ║ "C" ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 22 |  5 |  8 | 13 | +6  |  50 |  4  ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║                 IIHF Statistics                 ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S64 | USA | 12 |  3 |  3 |  6 |  -8 |  14 |  0  ║ ║ S65 | USA | 13 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  -2 |  26 |  4  ║ ║ S66 | USA | 12 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -1 |  20 |  8  ║ ║ S67 | USA | 12 |  4 |  1 |  5 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║ ║ S68 | USA | 12 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  E  |  28 |  10 ║ ║ S69 | USA | 12 |  4 |  9 | 13 |  +2 |  40 |  10 ║ ║ S70 | USA | 12 |  3 | 14 | 17 |  +5 |  55 |  12 ║ ║ S71 | USA | 13 |  6 | 10 | 16 |  -2 |  43 |  10 ║ ║ S72 | USA | 12 |  5 |  8 | 13 |  -2 |  35 |   6 ║ ║ S73 | USA | 12 |  6 |  6 | 12 |  -8 |  43 |   2 ║ ║ S74 | USA | 12 |  3 |  7 | 10 |  7  |  23 |  2 ║ ║ S75 | USA | 12 |  3 |  5 |  8 |  -8 |  53 |  6 ║ ║ S76 | USA | 12 |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0  |   0 |  0 ║ ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 62 | 22 | 31 | 62 | +2  | 185 |  46 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * ╔═════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║                 WJC Statistics                  ║ ╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║ ╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║ S60 | USA | 13 |  2 |  2 |  4 |  +1 |  18 |  0  ║ ║ S61 | USA | 15 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  +8 |  29 |  4  ║ GOLD MEDAL ║ S62 | USA | 15 |  2 |  8 | 10 |  +3 |  32 |  4  ║ SILVER MEDAL ║ S63 | USA | 13 |  5 | 12 | 17 |  +8 |  44 |  4  ║ ╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢ ║    Career | 56 | 14 | 28 | 42 | +20 | 123 |  12 ║ ╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜ * * * * * * * * * * Personal Accolades S73 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐ S71 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐ S69 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐ S64 - SHL - Ryan Jesster Award (Best Rookie) NOMINEE S64 - SHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐ S63 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐ S62 - WJC - Team USA SILVER MEDAL Winner S62 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐ S61 - WJC - Team USA GOLD MEDAL Winner S60 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐ * * * * * * * * * * Career Milestones S76 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in points (808) S73 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in goals (262) S71 - SHL - Reached 500 career points against the Calgary Dragons (Game 60) S66 - SHL - First career playoff hat trick against Winnipeg Aurora (R1G2) S64 - SHL - First career playoff goal against the Texas Renegades (R1G2) S64 - SHL - First career hat trick against Toronto North Stars (Game 37) S64 - SHL - First career goal against the Manhattan Rage (Game 15) S63 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Captain S62 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Alternate Captain S60 - WJC - First career goal against Team DACH (Game 3) S60 - SMJHL - First career playoff goal against the Quebec City Citadelles (R2G1) S60 - SMJHL - First career goal against the Maine Timber (Game 7) * * * * * * * * * * Transactions S61 - SHL - Signed contract with the New Orleans Specters (S61-Present) S60 - SMJHL - Signed contract with the Carolina Kraken (S60-S63) * * * * * * * * * *

Looking forward to today's sim

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Bubbles, bubbles everywhere and a goal for the Fishman anywhere#NevadaZoo

Chirp number 2 was just for me I guess? Site decided it wasn't going to exist anymore. 
Happy Holidays, maybe it was because I said the other thing? idk, SHL get it together.

two days before christmas and i am worried that i am going to get sick because i got home and literally EVERYONE was sick

Dieter Frühstück || D || Minnesota Monarchs || 945 TPE Birthplace: Rostock, Germany Height/Weight: 6'9", 275 lbs SHL Stats S82 || MIN || GP: 0 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: 0 H: 0 PIMS: 0 SB: 0 SMJHL Stats S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253 S79 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 0 A: 16 PTS: 16 +/-: -1 H: 49 PIMS: 28 SB: 224 S80 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 8 A: 23 PTS: 31 +/-: 38  H: 81 PIMS: 20 SB: 287 S81 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 5 A: 14 PTS: 19 +/-: -13  H: 58 PIMS: 14 SB: 289 Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats GP: 264 G: 15 A: 77 PTS: 92 +/-: 35 H: 268 PIMS: 78 SB: 1053 SMJHL Playoff Stats S78 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 H: 8 PIMS: 4 SB: 18 S79 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 0 A: 7 PTS: 7 +/-: 13 H: 12 PIMS: 6 SB: 50 S80 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 +/-: 6 H: 15 PIMS: 0 SB: 78 S81 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -6 H: 2 PIMS: 0 SB: 14 Career SMJHL Playoff Stats H: 40 G: 1 A: 13 PTS: 14 +/-: 10 H: 37 PIMS: 10 SB: 160 Player Milestones/Transactions Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft Drafted 31st overall by Minnesota, S79 SHL Draft Winner of the Alexis Metzler Award, S78 and S80 named to SMJHL Defense All-Star team, S80 led SMJHL in blocked shots, S80 and S81 Hold SMJHL record for most blocked shots in a career

Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs SHL Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75 S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89 S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81 S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83 S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66  S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87 S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76 S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57 Total SHL Stats GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614 SHL Playoff Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5 S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7 S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10 S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14 S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17 S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29 S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85 SMJHL Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107 S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138 S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142 S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78 Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465 SMJHL Playoff Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11 S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24 Career Milestones Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69

Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs SHL Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24 S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70 S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65 S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62 S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92 S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101 S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97 S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122 S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105 S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103 S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103 S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134 S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116 S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140 Career Regular Season Stats GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338 SHL Playoff Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1 S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4 S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0 S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2 S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4 S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25 S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22 S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24 S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148 SMJHL Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21 S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15 S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62 S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109 Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207 SMJHL Playoff Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6 S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7 S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 Total SMJHL Playoff Stats GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1 Accolades Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF named best forward, S51 WJC named to second team all SMJHL, S52 named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52 named Anchorage captain, S53 named first team all SMJHL, S53 won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53 named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53 won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54 named New England alternate captain, S55 #15 retired by the Anchorage Armada Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63 SHL All-Star, S60-S63 Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60 Sarmad Khan winner, S60 Ron Mexico winner, S60 led SHL in goals and points, S60 First Team All-SHL, S60 Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65 Member of the Triple Gold Club SHL Hall of Famer Draft Things drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft

Joseph Lombardi || RW || former Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE Name: Joseph Lombardi Position: Right Wing Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland) Height: very short (5'3") Weight: 145 lbs SHL Regular Season Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10 S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10 S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9 S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4 S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5 S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16 S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26 S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5 S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13 S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15 Career Stats GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14 SHL Playoff Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3 S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S42 | SEA | missed playoffs S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S44 | SEA | missed playoffs S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4 S49 | SFP | missed playoffs S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 Career Playoff Stats  all you need to know is that I was shit SMJHL Regular Season Stats S35 | STL |  GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1 S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0 S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4 Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5 SMJHL Playoff Stats S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1 S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1 S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3 Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3 Things I've Done Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38 won a silver medal with Ireland (S38) won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41) won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47) was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41 Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco named Pride alternate captain for S48 won president's trophy with SFP (s50) wrote haters guides where I shat on every team

at least i have a dental appointment tomorrow?

Dieter Frühstück || D || Minnesota Monarchs || 945 TPE Birthplace: Rostock, Germany Height/Weight: 6'9", 275 lbs SHL Stats S82 || MIN || GP: 0 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: 0 H: 0 PIMS: 0 SB: 0 SMJHL Stats S78 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 2 A: 24 PTS: 26 +/-: 11 H: 80 PIMS: 16 SB: 253 S79 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 0 A: 16 PTS: 16 +/-: -1 H: 49 PIMS: 28 SB: 224 S80 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 8 A: 23 PTS: 31 +/-: 38  H: 81 PIMS: 20 SB: 287 S81 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 5 A: 14 PTS: 19 +/-: -13  H: 58 PIMS: 14 SB: 289 Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats GP: 264 G: 15 A: 77 PTS: 92 +/-: 35 H: 268 PIMS: 78 SB: 1053 SMJHL Playoff Stats S78 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 H: 8 PIMS: 4 SB: 18 S79 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 0 A: 7 PTS: 7 +/-: 13 H: 12 PIMS: 6 SB: 50 S80 || ANC || GP: 16 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 +/-: 6 H: 15 PIMS: 0 SB: 78 S81 || ANC || GP: 4 G: 0 A: 1 PTS: 1 +/-: -6 H: 2 PIMS: 0 SB: 14 Career SMJHL Playoff Stats H: 40 G: 1 A: 13 PTS: 14 +/-: 10 H: 37 PIMS: 10 SB: 160 Player Milestones/Transactions Drafted 14th overall by Anchorage, S78 SMJHL Draft Drafted 31st overall by Minnesota, S79 SHL Draft Winner of the Alexis Metzler Award, S78 and S80 named to SMJHL Defense All-Star team, S80 led SMJHL in blocked shots, S80 and S81 Hold SMJHL record for most blocked shots in a career

Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs SHL Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75 S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89 S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81 S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83 S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66  S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87 S77 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 PTS: 64 PIMS: 38 +/-: -34 H: 76 S78 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 14 A: 32 PTS: 46 PIMS: 20 +/-: -1 H: 57 Total SHL Stats GP: 528 G: 171 A: 201 PTS: 472 PIMS: 298 +/-: -57 H: 614 SHL Playoff Stats S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5 S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7 S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10 S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14 S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17 S76 || HAM || GP: 19 G: 6 A: 15 PTS: 21 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 H: 29 S77 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 5 PTS: 6 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 3 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 67 G: 19 A: 41 PTS: 60 +/-: -14 PIM: 18 H: 85 SMJHL Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107 S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138 S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142 S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78 Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465 SMJHL Playoff Stats S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11 S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24 Career Milestones Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69

Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs SHL Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24 S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70 S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65 S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62 S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92 S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101 S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 PTS: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97 S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122 S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105 S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103 S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103 S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134 S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116 S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140 Career Regular Season Stats GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338 SHL Playoff Stats S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1 S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4 S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0 S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2 S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4 S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25 S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22 S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24 S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4 Total SHL Playoff Stats GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148 SMJHL Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21 S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15 S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62 S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109 Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207 SMJHL Playoff Stats S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6 S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7 S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 Total SMJHL Playoff Stats GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1 Accolades Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF named best forward, S51 WJC named to second team all SMJHL, S52 named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52 named Anchorage captain, S53 named first team all SMJHL, S53 won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53 named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53 won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54 named New England alternate captain, S55 #15 retired by the Anchorage Armada Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63 SHL All-Star, S60-S63 Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60 Sarmad Khan winner, S60 Ron Mexico winner, S60 led SHL in goals and points, S60 First Team All-SHL, S60 Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65 Member of the Triple Gold Club SHL Hall of Famer Draft Things drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft

Joseph Lombardi || RW || former Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE Name: Joseph Lombardi Position: Right Wing Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland) Height: very short (5'3") Weight: 145 lbs SHL Regular Season Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10 S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10 S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9 S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4 S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5 S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16 S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26 S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5 S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13 S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15 Career Stats GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14 SHL Playoff Stats S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3 S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 S42 | SEA | missed playoffs S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S44 | SEA | missed playoffs S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1 S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1 S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3 S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4 S49 | SFP | missed playoffs S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0 Career Playoff Stats  all you need to know is that I was shit SMJHL Regular Season Stats S35 | STL |  GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1 S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0 S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4 Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5 SMJHL Playoff Stats S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1 S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1 S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3 Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3 Things I've Done Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38 won a silver medal with Ireland (S38) won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41) won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47) was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41 Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco named Pride alternate captain for S48 won president's trophy with SFP (s50) wrote haters guides where I shat on every team

It's almost xmas, folks! Get your presents wrapped!

And remember, Santa's always watching!

The blues need a big win vs the red wings this evening. LGB

I've got it! I'll make the next meme Christmas themed. Enjoy this classic, hopefully it'll be enough to confuse the simulation so I can escape.

DIE HARD

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1 405 FREEWAY - LOS ANGELES - EARLY EVENING 1

Christmas tinsel on the light poles. We ARE LOOKING east past Inglewood INTO the orange grid of L.A. at night when suddenly we TILT UP TO CATCH the huge belly of a landing 747 -- the noise is deafening.

Hodor || D || Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Hodor Age: 30 Height: 7' 2" Weight: 400 Number: 1 TPE: 1732 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: DFA S65: Newfoundland Berserkers - $1M x 1 yr + $2M bonus Rookie S66: Regina Elk - $2M x 3 yr + $2M HO Bonus Awards: SMJHL S65: King-Kurczewksi Gauntlet (East Champions) (NL) SMJHL S67: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG) SMJHL S67: All-Defensive Team (REG) WJC S67: Gold Medal (DACH) SMJHL S68: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (REG) SMJHL S68: Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence) nominee SMJHL S68: 2nd All-Star Team (REG) SMJHL S68: All-Defensive Team (REG) WJC S68: Gold Medal (DACH) SMJHL S69 (nice): Linna-Landvik Trophy (Western Champions) (DET) SMJHL S69 (nice): Laurifer Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) (DET) SMJHL S69 (nice): Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated User) IIHF S70: Gold Medal (Germany) SHL S72: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX) IIHF S72: Gold Medal (Germany) SHL S73: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX) SHL S73: 3rd All-Star Team (TEX) IIHF S74: Gold Medal (Germany) SHL S75: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX) SHL S75: Damian Littleton Award (Most Dedicated user) nominee SHL S75: All-Star Team (TEX) SHL S76: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX) SHL S77: Cole Reinhart Trophy (Western Champions) (TEX) SHL S77: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) (TEX) SHL S77: All-Star Team (TEX) SHL S78: Bojo Biscuit Award (Best Defensive Defenseman) nominee (TEX) Player Movement: SMJHL S65: Signed Draftable Free Agent with Newfoundland Berserkers SMJHL S66: Drafted 9th by Regina Elk SHL S67: Drafted 6th by Texas Renegades SMJHL S69 (nice): Traded to Detroit Falcons
SMJHL Stats || SHL Stats
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Retired - Slap McShotty || C || New England Wolfpack ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name: Slap McShotty Age: 38 (18 @ S46 SMJHL Draft) Height: 6' 4" Weight: 220 Number: 84 Peak TPE: 2041 Retired: End of S65 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: SMJHL S46: Anaheim Outlaws - $3M x 1 yr SHL S47: New England Wolfpack - $2M x 2 yrs SHL S49: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 2 yrs SHL S51: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs SHL S54: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 3 yrs (HTD) SHL S57: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD) SHL S60: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 3 yrs (HTD) SHL S63: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr (HTD) SHL S64: New England Wolfpack - $3M x 1 yr (HTD) SHL S65: New England Wolfpack - $4M x 1 yr Awards: SMJHL S47: Four Star Cup - Anaheim Outlaws IIHF S49: Named Alternate Captain - Switzerland SHL S49: Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champion) - New England Wolfpack SHL S52: Away Alternate Captain - New England Wolfpack SHL S53: President's Trophy - New England Wolfpack SHL S53: All-Star Team SHL S53: Richan Trophy Nominee SHL S55: Captain - New England Wolfpack SHL S60: Jeff Dar Trophy SHL: 89th OA All-time TPE Pre S63 Regression Changes IIHF: HOF Player Movement: SMJHL S46: Drafted 43rd (5th round) - Anaheim Outlaws WJC S46: Team USA SHL S47: Drafted 16th (1st round) - New England Wolfpack WJC S47: Transferred to DACH IIHF S47: Transferred to Switzerland SHL S48: Called up to SHL Jobs: S47: Hired as SMJHL Intern (through S48) S47: Hired as Updater/Auditor (through S49) S48: Hired as SMJHL Pick Tracker (current) S50: Hired as Fantasy Manager (current) S51: Hired to SHL PT team as contractor (current) S56: Appointed Co-GM of NEW (through S56) S57: Hired as Historian (current)
Stats Pre-S53 || Stats S53+

S53 All-Star and Richan Trophy Nominee
S60 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
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