Originally posted by Otrebor13@Jun 25 2013, 06:49 PM


Weird because when I searched for her, it gave me "Anilyst Triple Threat Girl" as a suggestion with pics. Idk lol

There's a lot of google searches for it. It was one of the first things I googled after watching it because I'd never seen her before. And I couldn't get any answers until I looked on Anilyst's page and it said she wouldn't let him tell who she was and he told me the same thing when I asked.

Thank you to My boys @Merica and @Ragnar for the lovely sigs!

Originally posted by Alex@Jun 25 2013, 06:46 PM
plus the girl in the video doesnt have dimples.
not even close to her imo

She is fucking hot though. You guys where all commenting about it so I had to look...

Just listened to Late Registration and Graduation. Not too crazy about Late Registration but I like Graduation. I might DL it, but I gotta see how much room I have left on my iPod.

Next albums for me to listen to are:

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
The Black Album
Reasonable Doubt
American Gangster

Axel Kirby || RW || 22 || Los Angeles Panthers
Name: Axel Kirby
Age: 19
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 22
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Regular Season Statistics
S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 21 | P: 34 | +/-: -27 | SOG: 112 | HIT: 127 | SB: 12 | PIM: 20 |
S67: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 34 | P: 49 | +/-: -43 | SOG: 116 | HIT: 131 | SB: 10 | PIM: 30 |
S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 49 | P: 64 | +/-: 11 | SOG: 160 | HIT: 173 | SB: 23 | PIM: 32 |
S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 37 | P: 49 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 105 | HIT: 131 | SB: 15 | PIM: 20 |
S70: SHL CGY | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 31 | P: 44 | +/-: 13 | SOG: 140 | HIT: 90 | SB: 5 | PIM: 16 |
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Playoff Statistics
S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 6 | HIT: 8 | SB: 2 | PIM: 0 |
S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 25 | HIT: 40 | SB: 4 | PIM: 2 |
S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 19 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: 9 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 40 | SB: 5 | PIM: 0 |
S70: SHL CGY | GP: 9 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 17 | HIT: 6 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 |
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Awards/Accomplishments
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Transactions
S66 - Drafted 19th Overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Carolina Kraken
S66 - Signed 1 year/$4 million contract with the Carolina Kraken
S67 - Drafted 7th Overall in the SHL Draft by the Calgary Dragons
S67 - Signed 1 year/$3 million contract with the Calgary Dragons
S68 - Signed 2 year/$6 million contract with the Calgary Dragons
S70 - Signed 3 year/$11 million contract with the Calgary Dragons
S71 - Traded from the Calgary Dragons to the Los Angeles Panthers

 
Theo Morgan || RW || 96 || Retired (S46 - S65)
Name: Theo Morgan
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 96
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Regular Season Statistics
S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 66 | HIT: 22 | SB: 0 | PIM: 10 |
S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 12 | P: 27 | +/-: -2 | SOG: 136 | HIT: 44 | SB: 4 | PIM: 14 |
S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 20 | P: 43 | +/-: 23 | SOG: 119 | HIT: 49 | SB: 0 | PIM: 14 |
S49: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 12 | P: 24 | +/-: -17 | SOG: 162 | HIT: 20 | SB: 7 | PIM: 8 |
S50: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 14 | P: 27 | +/-: -14 | SOG: 139 | HIT: 29 | SB: 8 | PIM: 10 |
S51: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 12 | P: 32 | +/-: 7 | SOG: 122 | HIT: 4 | SB: 19 | PIM: 0 |
S52: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 15 | P: 30 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 196 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 |
S53: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 19 | P: 40 | +/-: 18 | SOG: 135 | HIT: 51 | SB: 18 | PIM: 22 |
S54: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 26 | A: 25 | P: 51 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 61 | SB: 3 | PIM: 8 |
S55: SHL EDM | GP: 50 | G: 37 | A: 32 | P: 69 | +/-: 40 | SOG: 229 | HIT: 60 | SB: 4 | PIM: 20 |
S56: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 43* | A: 39 | P: 82 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 269 | HIT: 71 | SB: 11 | PIM: 16 |
S57: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 39 | P: 72 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 270 | HIT: 94 | SB: 10 | PIM: 10 |
S58: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 45 | P: 79 | +/-: 36 | SOG: 305 | HIT: 128 | SB: 20 | PIM: 12 |
S59: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 54 | P: 102 | +/-: 49 | SOG: 306 | HIT: 126 | SB: 22 | PIM: 12 |
S60: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 41 | A: 44 | P: 85 | +/-: 33 | SOG: 282 | HIT: 113 | SB: 16 | PIM: 14 |
S61: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 45 | P: 84 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 304 | HIT: 75 | SB: 4 | PIM: 24 |
S62: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 54 | P: 87 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 250 | HIT: 73 | SB: 12 | PIM: 10 |
S63: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 39 | P: 58 | +/-: 51 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 89 | SB: 15 | PIM: 18 |
S64: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 176 | HIT: 88 | SB: 21 | PIM: 16 |
S65: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 22 | P: 45 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 142 | HIT: 99 | SB: 34 | PIM: 26 |
SHL Career Totals | GP: 994 | G: 479 | A: 532 | P: 1011 | +/-: 378 | SOG: 3673 | HIT: 1190 | SB: 231 | PIM: 222 |
* denotes current SHL records
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Playoff Statistics
S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 5 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 16 | HIT: 3 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 |
S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 9 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 |
S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 19 | G: 5 | A: 7 | P: 12 | +/-: 6 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 17 | SB: 1 | PIM: 6 |
S53: SHL LAP | GP: 11 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 36 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 |
S54: SHL LAP | GP: 12 | G: 9 | A: 3 | P: 12 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 16 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 |
S55: SHL EDM | GP: 11 | G: 7 | A: 8 | P: 15 | +/-: 10 | SOG: 46 | HIT: 21 | SB: 1 | PIM: 0 |
S56: SHL HAM | GP: 18 | G: 14 | A: 9 | P: 23 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 84 | HIT: 20 | SB: 11 | PIM: 4 |
S57: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 28 | SB: 17 | PIM: 0 |
S58: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 8 | P: 19 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 80 | HIT: 31 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 |
S59: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 40 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 |
S60: SHL HAM | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 19 | SB: 5 | PIM: 5 |
S61: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 15 | P: 26 | +/-: 14 | SOG: 77 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 |
S62: SHL HAM | GP: 22 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 67 | HIT: 29 | SB: 3 | PIM: 6 |
S63: SHL HAM | GP: 25 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 74 | HIT: 30 | SB: 13 | PIM: 6 |
S64: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 55 | HIT: 34 | SB: 3 | PIM: 2 |
S65: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 27 | HIT: 17 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 |
SHL Career Totals | GP: 200 | G: 85 | A: 94 | P: 179 | +/-: 34 | SOG: 694 | HIT: 300 | SB: 83 | PIM: 41 |
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Awards/Achievements
S47 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada
S48 - Four Star Cup Champion with the Vancouver Whalers
S48 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada
S48 - Won DeMaricus Smyth Trophy as the WJC's Top Forward
S48 - Won Brady McIntyre Trophy as the WJC's Tournament MVP
S54 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada
S55 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (37)
S55 - Named an SHL 2nd All-Star Team
S55 - Won IIHF Bronze Medal with Team Canada
S56 - Broke FHM 50 Game Single Season Goal Record (43 Goals)
S56 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S56 - Joins the Quad Gold Club
S56 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (82)
S56 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (43)
S56 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players
S56 - Won Anton Razov Trophy as Playoff MVP
S56 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP
S56 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star
S56 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada
S57 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada
S58 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S58 - Named an SHL 3rd Team All-Star
S58 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada
S58 - Named IIHF Top Forward of the Tournament
S59 - First Player in SHL History to record 100+ points in a single season
S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Points Record (102 Points)
S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Goal Record (48 Goals)
S59 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (102)
S59 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (48)
S59 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star
S59 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players
S59 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP
S61 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S63 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks
Transactions
S46 - Signed a 1 Year/$3 Million contract with the Vancouver Whalers
S46 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster
S47 - Drafted 15th overall by the Los Angeles Panthers
S47 - Signed a 2 year/$4 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers
S47 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster
S49 - Signed a 3 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers
S52 - Signed a 2 year/$8 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers
S53 - Named to Team Canada IIHF Roster
S54 - Signed a 2 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers
S55 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Edmonton Blizzard
S56 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S58 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S60 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S62 - Signed a 1 year/$6 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S63 - Signed a 1 year/$5 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S64 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S65 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks

Chuck Winnfield || D || 76 || Retired (S13 - S23)
Name: Chuck Winnfield
Age: 19
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 206 lbs
Number: 76
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Regular Season Statistics
S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 69 | SB: 54 | PIM: 26 |
S14: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 17 | P: 22 | +/-: 16 | HIT: 72 | SB: 55 | PIM: 31 |
S15: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 15 | P: 15 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 107 | SB: 62 | PIM: 48 |
S16: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 30 | P: 34 | +/-: 34 | HIT: 109 | SB: 49 | PIM: 57 |
S17: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 25 | P: 27 | +/-: 7 | HIT: 102 | SB: 54 | PIM: 58 |
S18: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 32 | P: 38 | +/-: 6 | HIT: 133 | SB: 47 | PIM: 69 |
S19: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 20 | P: 23 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 101 | SB: 49 | PIM: 47 |
S20: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | +/-: 14 | HIT: 109 | SB: 54 | PIM: 71 |
S21: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 10 | A: 42 | P: 52 | +/-: 19 | HIT: 126 | SB: 54 | PIM: 69 |
S22: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 123 | SB: 71 | PIM: 86 |
S23: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 34 | P: 42 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 113 | SB: 63 | PIM: 81 |
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Playoff Statistics
S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | HIT: 9 | SB: 12 | PIM: 21 |
S14: SHL NEW | GP: 19 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | HIT: 30 | SB: 27 | PIM: 15 |
S15: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 |
S16: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 10 | SB: 8 | PIM: 2 |
S17: SHL NEW | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -3 | HIT: 8 | SB: 5 | PIM: 2 |
S19: SHL LAP | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2| +/-: 3 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 8 |
S20: SHL LAP | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 16 | SB: 2 | PIM: 23 |
S21: SHL SEA | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -4 | HIT: 42 | SB: 9 | PIM: 23 |
S22: SHL SEA | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 13 | SB: 6 | PIM: 2 |
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Awards/Accomplishments
S13 - Winner of the Quilha Agante Trophy as the best SMJHL defenseman
S21 - Winner of the Scott Stevens Trophy as the best SHL defenseman
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Transactions
S13 NWJHL Draft - Drafted 3rd Overall by the Prince George Firebirds
S14 SHL Draft - Selected 1st Overall by the New England Wolfpack
S14 - Signed 3year/15Million contract with the New England Wolfpack
S15 - Signed 2year/4Million contract with the New England Wolfpack
S17 - Traded from the New England Wolfpack to the Los Angeles Panthers
S20 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Seattle Riot
S20 - Signed 2year/6Million contract with the Seattle Riot
Roberto Martucci || RW || 13 || Retired (S3 - S13) || Hall of Fame
Name: Roberto Martucci
Age: 18
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 204 lbs
Number: 13
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Regular Season Statistics
S3: NWJHL LET | GP: 87 | G: 31 | A: 30 | P: 61 | +/-: -27 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 65 | HIT: 170 |
S4: SHL HAM | GP: 40 | G: 9 | A: 8 | P: 17 | +/-: 13 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 34 | HIT: 46 |
S5: SHL HAM | GP: 44 | G: 8 | A: 14 | P: 22 | +/-: 7 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 59 | HIT: 55 |
S6: SHL HAM | GP: 60 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: -8 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 120 | HIT: 101 |
S7: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 26 | P: 44 | +/-: 5 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 33 | HIT: 95 |
S8: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 70 | HIT: 73 |
S9: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 33 | A: 35 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 85 |
S10: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 27 | A: 41 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 82 |
S11: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 32 | A: 32 | P: 64 | +/-: 10 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 6 | HIT: 83 |
S12: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 26 | P: 43 | +/-: 19 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 4 | HIT: 22 |
S13: SHL HAM/TEX | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 23 | P: 41 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 19 |
-----S13: SHL HAM | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: 1 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 10 |
-----S13: SHL TEX | GP: 34 | G: 16 | A: 19 | P: 35 | +/-: 23 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 9 |
Career Totals | GP: 494 | G: 209 | A: 258 | P: 467 | +/-: 122 | GWG: 32 | PIM: 367 | HIT: 661 |
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Playoff Statistics
S3: NWJHL LET GP: 4 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | +/-: 6 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 5 | HIT: 6 |
S4: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 5 |
S5: SHL HAM | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 17 | HIT: 17 |
S7: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -4 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 29 |
S9: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 7 | P: 15 | +/-: 2 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 15 |
S10: SHL HAM | GP: 13 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 13 |
S11: SHL HAM | GP: 15 | G: 11 | A: 16 | P: 27 | +/-: 11 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 26 |
S12: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -3 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 2 |
S13: SHL TEX | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 1 |
Career Totals | GP: 87 | G: 34 | A: 41 | P: 75 | +/-: 9 | GWG: 9 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 108 |
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Transactions
Jan 13, 2011 - Signed by the Lethbridge Lions
Apr 4th, 2011 - Drafted 10th Overall in the S4 SHL Draft by the Hamilton Steelhawks
Apr 4th, 2011 - Signed 3yr/7mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
Nov 1st, 2011 - Signed 4yr/8mil contract extension with Hamilton Steelhawks
July 1st, 2012 - Signed 4yr/15mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks
May 9th, 2013 - Traded from Hamilton to Texas
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Awards/Accomplishments
S4 - Selected for Team World
S4 SHL All Star
S5 - Selected for Team World and Assigned Co-GM
S5 - Won Bronze with Team World
S5 - Jersey Number 13 Retired by Washington Patriots
S5 - Patriots name Roberto Martucci Award for Most Dedicated Member
S5 SHL All Star
S5 All Star Game MVP
S6 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain
S7 - IHF Team World Bronze Medalist
S6 SHL All Star
S7 - Nominated for Jeff Dar Trophy
S7 - Nominated for JJ Krever Trophy
S7 - Named to Team Canada
S7 - IHF Team Canada Silver Medalist
S7 SHL All Star
S8 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain
S8 - Nominated for Ron Mexico Trophy
S8 SHL All Star
S8 - Named to Team Canada
S9 - Named Vancouver Whalers GM
S10 - Olympic Gold Medalist with Team Canada
S11 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks
S12 - Named to Team Canada
S17 - Inducted into the SHL Hall of Fame

did i enter the official porn thread

wow listiening to jay zs new album.. all i can say is wow.

Jay-Z: Magna Carta Holy Grail - Album Review



1|Holy Grail ft. Justin Timberlake| 5
- Too much JT on this.

2|Picasso Baby| 5
- Love the beat flip
- First beat is fucking dope. Nice drum loops.
- You can tell this is an expensive album given how nice this production is.
- Jay sounds hungry. More so than he did on his last solo effort.
- Second beat is a classic pre blueprint Jay-z beat. He does his thing.

3|Tom Ford| 4.75
- The claps on this are….. Just damn.
- You get some of that techno/robotic piano. Sounds like a yeezus throw away.
- “Numbers don’t lie check the score board”
- Such a Yeezus vibe about 3 mins in.
- He doesn’t sound as hungry on this one.
- Beyonce definitely the female on this at the end.

4|Fuckwithmeyouknowigotit ft. Rick Ross| 2.50
- A Rick Ross feature? Really?
- He has rhymed ***** with ***** like 8 times to start his verse.
- Beat is really good.
- Piano work is just gat damn. Drums are real dirty south and so far this whole thing has a trap feel to it.

5|Oceans ft. Frank Ocean| 4.25
- What a stupid fucking song title.
- Frank comes out with reggae sounding voice.
- Production wise this is top notch.
- Starting to notice something that I will bring up later.

6|F.U.T.W.| 5
- This is the fucking Jay-Z I am looking for. He comes out just spitting behind I simplistic beat.
- FUTW = Fuck Up This World
- I really like the strings on this. This isn’t a typical Jigga beat but he rides it very well.
- This shit is so eerie. I would expect someone like ASAP or Cudi on this.
- So far best song lyrically

7|Somewhere in America| 4.5
- Oh man, these horns and then the fucking piano comes in. Piano has a very warm classical feeling.
- You can tell this is another 1 take Jay-Z album (fun fact, he finished the black album in 3 weeks)
- “When I was talkin instagram, we weren’t talkin bout ya pictures”. How can it go from this great line, to a line talking about Miley Cyrus twerking.
- This song was short but sweet.

8|Crown|4
- This is a Travis Scott beat I am pretty sure (Same guy who did I’m in it).
- Yup definitely one of his beats. The start is definitely reminiscent of Yeezus.
- It is very minimalistic but with some minor touchups to differentiate from the two.
- Scott Boras diss on here.
- Jay doesn’t sound good on a beat like this.

9|Heaven| 5
- The sample loop on this, is classic hip hop.
- The hook is great. It has that classic soul feel.
- Jay straight spitting.
- Nice little nod to Losing My Religion by REM.
- There is definitely a small sample of Dream On by Aerosmith on this one and I love it.
- Great song.

10|Versus| N/A
- Silky smooth to start this.
- The guitar and piano on this is real warm and the 808 drums add a nice touch.
- “Your last shit ain’t better than my first shit/Your best shit ain’t better than my worst shit”

11|Part II (on the run) ft. Beyonce| 2
- Techno sounding beat with a mix of soul.
- Also Beyonce is one of my top 10 musical crushes.
- This song has hit single all over it but the chorus has this nice formula to the point where it doesn’t sound run of the mill.
- The more and more I listen, the more and more this sounds like a between the sheets you would get from the Isley Brothers.
- On its own it is a great song, in the context of the album it just doesn’t fit.

12|Beach is Better| N/A

13|BBC ft. Justin Timberlake, Nas, Beyonce, Swizz Beats, Timbaland & Pharell| 2
- What the fuck is going on here. Everything Timbaland is on is ruined.
- Nas drops a very lack luster and uninspired verse.
- Jay has run out of things to talk about so he has recycled his normal shit.

14|Jay-Z Blue| 4.5
- Weird fucking intro
- Mixing Biggie in with Jay is perfect. RIP to the GOAT.
- Also I have trouble feeling sorry for Jay-Z for having to take care of a kid. I will judge you for taking a 3 week vacay to the Hamptons because you are stressed. I mean if only you made 450 million dollars a year then maybe life would be okay.

15|La Familia| 3
- This is La Familia, I’ll explain later.
- Love this beat, but damn has the second half of this album been very uninspired.
- This sounds like a fucking song Drake would rap. I like Drizzy but come on Jigga, you are better than that.
- Liked the ovaries line.
- Beat is still great. The whole production has been fantastic

16|Nickles and Dimes| 4
- Love the sample on this. Jay comes in sounding like classic Jay.
- “I cut myself today to see if I still bleed”. Lines like this make me have hope for the introspective Jay-Z and not the braggy Jay I have become used to since Kingdom Come.
- 2 verse is amazing.
- Good closing track.

Total: 55.5/70 = 3.96/5

I leave this album feeling confused. On one hand you have the best produced album of the year with some solid samples and good hooks. You also have Jay spitting hard on a lot of songs and sounding more like the Jay-Z I used to love (Pre-Blueprint 3). On the other hand though, you get all that I feel is wrong with this Jay-Z. He lacks any substance anymore and he almost sounds complacent in his old age. He raps about being rich, having a shit load of number one albums and being great at pretty much anything. While I enjoyed that on Watch the Throne, it has become played out and now, when he raps about struggles, I have a hard time feeling sorry for him because he can just buy his way out of the hurt. Also, you are Jay-Z, out of all the people you could have had on your album, you bring on Rick Ross? REALLY? He sucked and that song was an early favorite for worst song on the album. That was until I got to Part II and BBC. These two songs were horrendous. The totally didn’t fit the context of the album and was too reminiscent of the travesty known as Blue Print 3. Overall this album has fantastic production and a glimmer of hope that we will get the old Jay back. However we get an uninspired second half and we find that complacent Jay-Z that I have come to know.

I'm on my phone so I can't post a full review but I entirely agree JT. I loooooooooved the first song that hook was my favorite in a long time and they sampled Nirvana haha. And oceans I loved but good god Rick Ross is trash. Anytime Jay raps it's money. Some of the features are awesome others are trash. This album is just everywhere

Thank you to My boys @Merica and @Ragnar for the lovely sigs!

Someone wanna PM me the link

Originally posted by Kyle@Jul 4 2013, 05:43 AM
Someone wanna PM me the link

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bookmark it

GOAT album tbhh

Vladimir Vaskov | RW | Colorado Raptors
Name:  Vladimir Vaskov
Age: 19
Height: 6’ 2”
Weight: 198lbs
Number:  14
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Stats: 

S#    Team   GP   G  A   P   +/-   PIM  HIT  MPG

S41 Raptors  17   0   0   0   -3     15    33  15.08

S42  Raptors  50 10  8  18  +4     35   63  12.83

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Playoff Stats:

S#    Team   GP  G  A  P  +/-  PIM  HIT  MPG

S41  Raptors  7   1   2  3   +1     2   11  16.21

S42  Raptors  4   0   0  0   0       2     6   12.81

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Transactions:
Defected from KHL
Signed with Colorado Raptors
Drafted by Hamilton Steelhawks 25th Overall
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Jay-Z - Magna Carta Holy Grail</div>

Holy Grail (ft. Justin Timberlake): 4.25/5
-JT is dope as usual, but this is his song. Fuck off Jay, honestly. Jay ruins it. The hook is fire though.
Picasso Baby: 3.5/5
-No thanks. The beat is real nice and I agree with JT on the production thus far, but damn does Jay suck here. Like, wtf. Song sucks bad until the beat flip. Love the second beat and Jay kills it.
Tom Ford: 2.25/5
-Oh I'm sorry, when did Jay become so wack? Shitty flow and the subject matter <<<<<. Sounds like something by Wayne or French Montana.
FuckWithMeYouKnowIGotIt (ft. Rick Ross): 3.5/5
-Beat is killer. Like, this is put on your car stereo type shit. Good and bad since I hate Rick Ross here. Jay's pretty good though.
Oceans (ft. Frank Ocean): 4.75/5
-Frank Ocean >>>>>>. Jay's good here as well. Where was this Jay on "Tom Ford"?
F.U.T.W.: 4/5
-Hook is lame. Jay's attempt at YOLO.
Somewhere in America: 4/5
Crown: 4.25/5
Heaven: 4.5/5
-The hook is awesome, but Jay's verses like with Oceans and other songs, transition awkwardly into it. He uses great hooks, but it's just...ya know?
Part II (On the Run) (ft. Beyonce): 4/5
-Beyonce rocks this song, but with everything else here, it's a rocky transition from Jay to singing. Just doesn't work for me. This song definitely has the best transition though (especially when Jay gets a longer verse. Verses 3 and 4 are good transitions, but 1 where Jay gets like 4 bars is just...no.
BBC (ft. Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Nas, Swizz Beatz, Timbaland, and Pharrell): 2.5/5
-MCHG's "Summer on Smash". Honestly has same feel.
Jay Z Blue: 3.75/5
-Song is pretty good. Just not interesting to me.
La Familia: 2.5/5
-Love the shot back at ***** Wayne. Song sucks otherwise.
Nickels and Dimes: 4.25/5

52/80 -> 3.71/5

This is after just one listen, because I don't have the time to listen twice, but all the same, I was very excited to check this out. I don't love Jay, but when he drops an album, it's always a huge spectacle, with this album being no different. Early on, I agree with Jt and Maxy here; this album is all over the place. It's like the perfect opposite of GKMC. The quality is low at times and then it's really high just a few songs later. The production is very well done, so major ups fo dat shit. Overall, just not a Jay fan and I think the rating of this album reflects that.

BBC ruined the album for me







How Nas and Hov gonna link up and make some shit where the hook is fucking swizz beats adlibbing 'let's work' every second bar?!?!? Should've done some street shit, I thought Hov said in all those commercials that they were taking it back to embodiment of hip hop. I'm salty.

After a few listens I still agree with my prior assessment. However Holy Grail is one of my favorite songs in recent memory, I love JT's hook

Thank you to My boys @Merica and @Ragnar for the lovely sigs!

Listening to Blueprint right now and fuck man, MCHG just doesn't do it for me at all after listening to the original BP again.