NOT READY TO BE GRADED!

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SHL S50 Game 393 - LAP @ MIN

SHL Game 393 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Jon Forty-One @C9Van
Team: Minnesota Chiefs
Victim: N/A
Team: Los Angeles Panthers
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:00:00
Hot po-take-to:
Jon Forty-One and the Potato’s bromance has blossomed into something beautiful and they’re basically inseparable at this point. They go to the rink together, eat dinner together, and get their hair done (or whatever the Potato’s equivalent of hair is) together. They can finish each other’s sentences and certainly want nothing to do with being separated. However, there seems to be a certain growing animosity towards the two best friends. There’s been whispers around the SHL that players, coaches, and even fans are growing sick of hearing about their activities even though it’s a seemingly innocuous, wholesome friendship.

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SHL S50 Game 400 - MIN @ MAN

SHL Game 400 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Jon Forty-One @“C9Van"
Team: Minnesota Chiefs
Victim: N/A
Team: Manhattan Rage
Time: N/A
Total possession time:  1:00:00
Hot po-take-to:
As quickly as the season came, is as quickly as it passed. The Potato has seen many faces and had many new homes and finally was able to make a real connection with Jon Forty-One in the last games of the season. However, people were upset saying they were being published and talked about way too much. Jon and the Potato were quite perplexed and really wanted to make things right. They spent a whole day planning on how to show fans and players alike that there was nothing to be upset about. In the end, they just decided to conduct an interview with a local Minnesota radio station. “We never meant to offend anyone and didn’t anticipate making the headlines in a bad light. We’re just a couple of Spud Buds having fun doing things we enjoy. We hope everyone can understand.” Those comments seemed to do well around the league as the animosity died down and people understood where they were coming from. It’s been a bumpy season for the Potato, but all’s well that ends well for the besties.

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