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Mook · 03-03-2020, 04:03 PM

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3. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.)

By now, you're probably familiar with the attributes on FHM, and you likely have some sense of what type of build you're going to be aiming for with your player. What one attribute are you going to focus on most? Of all the attributes in the game, what is your player going to strive to be the absolute best at? Why are you picking that specific attribute above all others?

FHM is a world of unlimited possibilities, and each player can find a new and exciting role to fill in their team. Kenny Creller is going to be the best at one thing and really outshine his opposition there. His main goal is to get into corners, come out with the puck and get it to someone in a position to score. He will work best with a perimeter shooter build but can make due with a strong pointman or sniper. No one is going to be able to outmuscle him in corners so the opposition better be ready to stick double coverage on him.

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4. Written, 3 TPE (150 words min.)

The Most Generic Prompt of All Time - what is your player looking forward to in the offseason? What are they planning on doing? Training? Relaxing? Testing free agency? Whatever it is, let us know!

Kenny Creller is looking forward to next season. With big changes coming league wide, he is doing his best to be at the top of his game as he joins the Panthers roster. While the team figures out where their needs are over the next few seasons, Creller knows he needs to be versatile and really set himself up for the future instead of turning himself into a one dimensional player and really disrupting his future training plan. There is a lot of work to be done with regards to IIHF as well as he focuses his game more on being a 3rd line center to fill a gaping hole in the roster as Ireland really has no 2nd or 3rd line center. Before next season starts, Creller will really only have a few days to sit back and relax, but he plans on making sure he is well rested for the preseason.

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6. Written, 2 TPE (100 words min.) 

The SHL is taking a stand and trying to do its part in reducing its carbon footprint. One of the proposed ideas is to eliminate back and forth air travel during the Challenge Cup and Four Star Cup finals and instead hold all 4-7 games in one neutral, rotating location a la the Super Bowl. Are you FOR or AGAINST this idea? Why?

I am against this idea, but I think it is an interesting concept. Possibly working it so it works like IIHF World Juniors where the games are played in nearby cities, but having all the games in one location really punish the fans that have been cheering their teams on all season long. Reducing the carbon footprint could be done in other ways throughout the regular season, such as keeping a string of games in one location and having home game stints as a minimum of a week long. We could also use an electric Zamboni, getting a sponsorship from Tesla to create and develop this would be a big move.

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8. Written/Graphic, 3 TPE (150 words min. for written option)

The arenas in San Francisco and New York certainly don't need any gimmicks to get people into the stadium for the series, but the arenas want to make sure they're pulling out all the stops on the big stage. Help the concessions department of one of these two teams develop a new product, with marketing specifically pertaining to this finals series, to be sold at the arena during the finals. Describe the product and the marketing in 150 words or create a promotional poster showing the product, its name, the price, etc.

Let us introduce the Pride Foot Long Whistle Dog served with a 32 Oz Manhattan(4 Oz bourbon, 2 Oz Vermouth). This combo goes for an affordable $29.99 at concessions and promises to get you fucked up. The Whistle Dog is served on a rainbow bun, just like kids used to eat in elementary school. Sure, the bun tastes like shit, but kids eat ass now so they can't complain. The foot long dog is stuffed with cheese and covered in bacon, served with a nice jalapeno aioli with a condiment bar off to the side for you to get creative. The Manhattan is created from one of the longest known Manhattan recipes and was perfected by the best mixologist in New York, Jim Meehan. Be sure to get yours today to have your mind blown!

Please don't complain about the lines for the bathrooms if you order one of these combos, you know what you signed up for.

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Written, up to 5 TPE Pick up to 5 Challenge Cup related topics to write about! Each topic is worth 1 TPE. Each answer must be 50+ words to qualify.

The Rage and the Pride have, in my opinion at least, two of the best logos in the entire SHL. Which team's logo do you like more and why?

What is your favorite player name on either of these two teams and why? (not favorite player/user, just focusing on their player name)

Would you rather: (a) a chainsaw lesson with JayWhy, (b) a private Gritty meet-and-greet for you and Luke, (c) an all-you-can-eat grape buffet experience with Grapehead, or (d) an hour session where DaftRaincloud shows you everything from his internet history?

3. The Manhattan Rage logo is superior to the Pride logo. The Pride logo is one singular lion whereas a Pride is multiple. The Rage logo is embodied by an angry bear and truly embodies the message their team tries to get across. Even though the Pride have been in the league for awhile, they still have a stupid name.

4.While the Pride have a stupid team name, they are home to one of the best player names in the SHL. Nathan Explosion is an iconic member of Dethklok and transfers his death metal mentality onto the ice. While there are names that rhyme or have innuendo, Nathan Explosion stands alone as the best name.

5. If anyone turns down a chainsaw lesson with JayWhy, they must have left the bag on their head too long during auto erotic asphyxiation. JayWhy is one of the best members on the site, and being able to be in his presence for an entire hour is an honour that should be turned down by no man.

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17. Casual Member Special, 3 TPE max - 1 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer - SEND ANSWER IN PM TO "PT DIRECTOR" (tagged below)

A. As determined by draft class, which rostered player is the oldest player in this series?

B. Name TWO players who have played for both the Pride and the Rage.

C. Among ACTIVE PLAYERS, who has the most points scored in Pride franchise history?

D. Who was recently selected as the #1 player in Rage franchise history as part of their Top 50 in 50 series unveiled this season?

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