Keygan and Tommy are two reasonable cats, so they understand my needs that other GM's might consider eccentric. As an underperforming rookie, I was blessed with a 10-year extension that will fund my cocaine habit and put my children through private high school (all they will need because they will get picked up by an SMJHL team or sent to the slaughterhouse before their 19th birthday). If I knew that I could really get what I wanted, I would have them give me an extra half-million per season in order to pay for my adobe subscription. With this access and their blessing, I would rebrand the entire SHL, and every franchise within it. Karey did a pretty bang-up job on the Blizzard, so I would skip them, but Keygan and Tommy would have to bend over backward to get permissions for me to rebrand our rivals as the "bed-wetters" "jean-creamers" and "trou-loafers".