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Zema · 05-11-2020, 04:58 AM

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Not many people have wondered... Actually, no one has wondered: "Alex, how did you become so good? What is the secret behind your level of play back in Sweden that you failed to replicate here?" But even though nobody asked for it, the answer is simple.
Good. Food.

Coming to America has been a revelation. A revelation of how different yet similar our tastebuds are, and how we look on food differently. That's why I wanted to share with you some good old classic recipes that you can share with your team mates so you can all improve!

And we begin with a classic: Meatballs.

You might have seen recipes of 'Swedish' Meatballs going around. Yet, looking at this gifs they lack one thing. They aren't very Swedish. So here's a quick one to fulfill all your needs while making you waste 0 time so you have time to train or whatever it is a hockey player does.

Ingredients:
1 nearby Ikea
water
money
1 bag of Swedish meatballs
1 jar of lingonberries
cream
soy
quickly made mashed potatoes (powder?)

1. Go to your local IKEA. Buy the necessary ingredients.

2. Open the bag of meatballs and pour them into the frying pan. Cook some water.

3. Pour the hot water into a bowl. Add salt, pepper and any other spice that you wish to use. Mix while you chug the mashed potato powder into the hot water until it becomes mashed potatoes.

4. Remove the meatballs from the pan. Add cream to the pan, and strain it into a pot. Add a little bit of soy and some lingonberries and cook the sauce for just a couple of minutes.

5. Serve the meatballs with mashed potatoes, the sauce and lingonberries on the side.
*Recommended drink: A cold glass of milk.

6. You can make your own mashed potatoes, but ain't nobody got time for that.

7. Don't ever do this with noodles.

So before the draft, try this very complex recipe and share it with your teammates at a dinner party online.
Also, if you are looking for more tips and tricks behind a good recipe for your player to improve I might come back with yet another recipe.
And if not, well. You guys seem to have find your very own recipe for success already. Practice, hard work and ranch dressing.

LordBirdman · 05-11-2020, 11:32 AM

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