my dumb s54 draftee talk x2 double media
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![]() Registered gets beat up by grandmas Code: 4,111 words, double media, ready to be graded Hello. I am here to make a media about these wonderful s54 draftees here who will get drafted tonight. There are a total of 74 of them I think which is pretty good and that is 5 rounds of the draft which is very good for an SHL Draft. I'll talk about 25 of them because I got no time. There are a lot of good draftees here and only I can tell who is good and who is just a wasted draftee who will not do anything. But I entered the draft as a wasted draftee and Bojangles magic powers made it a steal so yeah. I beg you do not rip me apart for whatever I say wrong like say, I have no idea how many teams there are in the league because I do not know. 24 teams right? Mikkel Asmus Sondergard - Rabidsponge21 Here we have a name I cannot say to save my life. But this is rabid. I know rabid. We all know rabid. Who doesn't know this stinker called rabid? He is a recreate and made a hall of fame player before so obviously he knows what it takes to be successful in this league. Mikkel Asmus Sondergard is looking at the sheets having the most TPE from this class with 318 TPE which is pretty impressive I must say. Mikkel Asmus Sondergard who played for the Timber which is pretty neat cause he is from Kingston and wood is pretty lit there and beavers love wood and timber the fallen tree. Okay, anyways, he is also discord active which teams want the most I am pretty sure and he accomplishes that. He is a top 3 draftee in my honest opinion and whoever grabs him will be very fortunate to have him. Assuming he is on the same pace as his last player of course. But I am no expert but I know how drafts work and what is important for a draftee to go high in these types of drafts. Dwight Knight - hockeyiscool Here we have a new member here who has done who looks to impress some GMs to also go high in this draft as well. I believe this player here is also a top 5 draftee but somewhere around a 4th or 5th pick in my opinion. He has done pretty much everything to claim TPE pretty much and that is a good start for him. I do not share a locker room with him so I cannot share my thoughts on his team clubhouse presence but he is on every day which is good. Looking at the sheet, he has 305 TPE right now which is the 2nd most I am pretty sure as he is still rising. Another thing that gives him the edge is his username because it is very accurate. Hockey is a very cool sport and should have more recognition in not only North America but the whole world too so fuck yeah, mate. But what I already said, he is a top 5 player from my beautiful eyes and it would be stupid to see him drop out of the top 10. The left-wing power forward has the potential to be one of the most dangerous players in the SHL. Daniel Laforest - Snoopdogg The centre from the Kelowna Knights where I played is also a very valuable draftee here. And holy shit the amount of media snoop has done is unreal. More than I have done the past 3 years which is very impressive, to be honest. Snoop already has 40mil in the bank which is unreal and that shows the dedication and passion for this meh league. 303 TPE which is the 3rd most in the league which is very good for this class and expect a max earner here with the money and media coming in every week and no problem with cash. Some mock drafts have him going 1st overall as well which is no surprise and he is, of course, a top 3 draftee in my opinion and with this pace, he has the potential to be one of the best centres in the league which is the ability to play 200 feet of hockey which not a lot of players can do. Also, Kelowna knows how to develop because I played in Kelowna so yeah. Matthew Sawful - SAwful Finally, we have a defenseman here. A right-handed defenseman which is a position that makes me crazy to think of for obvious reasons cause yeah. Sawful. Sawful is a very interesting name and it makes me think of two things. And every word has a good and bad, Saw and Awful. Which ever it is, it is aw. Just a shy of 300 TPE which is not even a lot behind the next 3 draftees but a top defenseman in this draft. From Anchorage, Sawful is seen tot have a potential to be a very careful and precise defender who does not want to be a brent burns type dman. Now I am not sure which teams need a dman but he may go top 3 here because whichever team needs a dman in the top 3, they will snag him right here which is a big brain move. He is a top 5 draftee at least though. Emilia Bergman - Renomitsu We got another defenceman here! This time, a left-handed defenceman which I love so much because it is a left-handed defenceman! Now we use this logic here. We look at the nationality. This is a Swedish defenceman so automatically we know he will be good. Someone like me can understand who will be good and who will be bad and I know Bergman is going to be good. This I think is an offensive defenceman here no surprise and loves to generate some offence you know. At 297 TPE who played for Anaheim, expect him to be a valuable and key player for whoever drafts him because his potential is very special and special is very rare because it is special. 32mil in the bank which is mad and very good. He is a top 10 draftee here and somewhere around the 4-7 spots in my honest opinion. Cale Amundsen - Wally Wally. Wally who is a recreate came back and made a goalie which is very exciting to see. At 297 TPE where he played for Newfoundland and love the fish there. He is a goalie. So whoever needs a goalie will get him and so, I do not know who needs a goalie. If you are an active goalie, you would be starting. So I guess whoever needs a goalie in a couple of seasons would snag Wally here in hopes for him to be their starter in the future. Looking at the mock draft, he is everywhere for Calgary so I guess Calgary is so. Not much I can say here except Wally is a great guy and I know him from s30's which was the dark days for Portland. But he is a nice addition for a goalie need. Joseph Fantobens - Fantobens I know fanto. We were teammates in Tampa for s50 and s51 and that was a lot of fun. Fanto is a very good locker room active solid earning draftee which shows that fanto is a top 10 draftee here. If there is one team that fits for fanto still, it is Tampa. Mainly because why wouldn't fanto want to go back to Tampa because why not. At 295 TPE which is pretty much 300 TPE if you ask me is very good and expect fanto to go no later than the 8th probably or from 5-8 but whichever team wants him and looking at the mock drafts, I may be right here so yeah, good pickup whichever team however but seeing fanto go back to Tampa is also very nice and lovely. Fanto also made a defenceman which is good for teams that need a dman because scrubs today love to be wings like me. Scoochie Stratton - honkerrs A second goalie right here and it is also a pretty good one. Honkerrs has 294 TPE right now which is the 8th most in the class right now and again, the gap is not very big at all so it does not really matter the ranking here but 294 TPE is pretty good. Stratton is a goalie however and same as wally, whichever team needs a goalie, here is another option. Honkerrs actually a league job from what I see here which gives him the edge as SMJHL Intern so that is a boost here. From my experience, a draftee also gets an edge if they have a league job which means they are more involved with the league so that is good. Now, he is a goalie and I do not know who will draft a goalie so it is unpredictable where Stratton except that I know that this draftee is going to be a very good draft pick here and that is pretty much that needs to be said. Also, that is a nice name. Rotticus Scott - RotticusScott I know Rotticus from another league so that is nice to know. Anyways, he is from the Kelowna Knights which is again a team that knows how to develop a player very well like me so this player can be successful. He has 293 TPE which is very good once again and he is gonna do as many TPE opportunities as he can. I am not sure on his cash stuff because he has no job and has 1mil right now but that can always change you know. I can not really judge a player after one season because anything can change. So where do I expect the left-wing playmaker to go in tomorrow's draft? Around the 10-15 range there but that is just my perspective. Not sure what other GMs think but that is what I believe. Though that is a very good spot for this draft. Ryosuke Sato - Dextaria From the Vancouver Whalers, we got another valuable defenceman here at 291 TPE right now which is again, very good. All of the players I have mentioned right now are all very good so there is that. It is special to be very good because I was not very good and did not even go top 10 which still hurts me despite still be 12th in TPE while I missed a lot of TPE opportunities, but this is not about me. This is about Sato. Dex has been amazing because of the graphics and media dex has done which is very impressive. 40 fucking million dollars already which is more than I have ever hit with my 4 year time here so yeah, that explains it all. Sato is 100% a top 10 pick here because why not. What else did dex not do to earn that? Top 10 pick easily. Justin Keahi - MyLittleHexx Hexx is a long time SHL member and literally made a long time SHL player as well. I do not know how many seasons but it was a very good accomplishment. Coming from the knights who again develops successful players, hexx is a 1st rounder for sure. Now I am not sure what other GMs think because I am not an SHL GM, but there are a lot of draftees right now who could go top 10 so I would say Hexx would go in the top half of the 1st round in my opinion. So around 8-12. Which is very good. Looking at the recent media, Keahi said it is his job to work his ass off and try to make an impact in the majors as soon as possible and who would not want that type of player. I would love that. Jack Klompus - Toast Here we have a left-handed defenseman who is at 288 TPE coming from Newfoundland. This is Toast. Who does not love Toast? I eat Toast all the time. Not this toast, the bread toast. Anyways, Klompus has a potential like every other draftee but this is interesting. This boomer has been in this league since ancient. He is the true boomer here because he has been here since the beginning probably. Around the time. Not sure where he would go due to his history with his previous player. Though he is earning at a great pace to be a 1st round draftee so that is interesting. I love Toast so I say the 1st rounder even though a lot of mock drafts have him as a 2nd rounder which I feel is pretty fair but I have him a 1st rounder, not sure where but a 1st rounder is pretty fair to me. Vitek Vitecek - MegaSkuci Here's a new lad here. Vitecek. I try to say that and I finally did properly after 15 tries. Now remember when I said that when a defenceman is Swedish, it is automatically good? Well now when a forward is Russian, it is automatically good. See, smart logic and easy pattern to see here. I am a smart man and do not judge me for stupidity. So obviously, Vitecek mate here has a potential to be one of the best in the league because of his elite shot. He is indeed a shooter who can score mad goals already in junior which is great to witness so whoever gets him is not only smart but also a genius. He had 13 goals in his rookie junior season which is very good to be honest so yeah, where do I see him going? 1st round for sure, but more specifically, I'd say in the mid 1st round like 10-13 range. Bork Lazer - Frick_Nasty We finally got a stinker here lads. Bork right here might likely be a bust with the history of his time in the PBE and how ass he was in that league too. Back to realism, Frick was the 1st overall pick in PBE so he can do good in this draft as well. He is at 285 TPE right now which is again very good and at the top of this draft class right here so there is not really anything bad here except the fact that he is not a banger but a stinker. Massive stinker. So he knows how sim league works very well and he can earn money easily so he should be a top 10 pick in my opinion. Why? I said it. His experience and ability to earn is top 10 worthy. I am not sure if it will last long but that is the difficulty in drafting. Who will last longer will go higher? Patrick Shepherd - Cobbenstein This is a pineapple head draftee, Automatic 1st overall pick. I cannot say much more than that. Whoever has fruit as its head, it is automatically at the top of the rest and that is the rule. All jokes aside, this two way centre from Maine. But ya, he has done point tasks, media, and most importantly, he has been active and into this league which is very nice to see. Where do I see him going? 1st round for sure but possibly in the middle 1st round range. He has a solid amount of money in his bank which is important for a draftee and that is a checkmark right there. So around 10-14 range for him in my opinion. Aumy Jr. - st4rface Well, this is interesting. Let us see what he has done. 282 TPE. Fantastic. 40mil. Fantastic. Scam. What. I missed this and I have no idea what he did to attempt a scam but I will try to move on from that. Not sure if that will affect his draft stock because that probably drops it but he apologized so GMs will forget that right? This Finnish right-handed defenceman is a 1st rounder for sure in my opinion. Though some mock drafts have him as a 2nd rounder which is pretty interesting but reasonable. If I am being realistic here, I see him as a late 1st rounder. PBJ Souppan - thevoicelesscreator I like that name. Both names. Me as a GM in another league, I look at names for the draft and see if it is lit or not. This is lit as fuck. PBJ Souppan. I do not know but it reminds me of PK Subban which is pretty weird but it might be just me. But the voicelesscreator steals the show here. Now, this is a Canadian defenceman so any Canadian hockey player can be good and that is smart logic here. Canada invented the game so Canada dominates the game. Big brain thoughts. 282 TPE which is nice with a 254 TPE per season average is also very nice so at that pace, it is basically a max earn. He is in debt though so that is a big yikes but it is double media and it is why I am doing this media piece for myself. For the draftee, it is fine because there are so many ideas to type about so nothing bad here. Where do I see him going? Not sure. Late 1st rounder in my opinion. Some have him going in the 2nd round so this can be a possible steal here. Elwulf Jericson - Jericson Here is a st louis right handed defense man at 281 TPE who can also be a steal. At a good spot at the draft, he can go anywhere in the first two rounds like everyone else. But what stands out the most is his media pieces which have done well and he is having a good amount of cash. He is also earning at a good pace. Just below 200 TPE average which is higher than me which shows this is good. I have not seen Jericson on discord but I know he is a good guy. Where do I see him going? Like Souppan, late 1st round, and possibly a 2nd round depending on what the GMs think so yeah, that is what I think. He can be a possible steal as well which something I am used to and trust me, it is a good feeling to be a steal. Alexei Petrikov - mdubz Finally, a recreate! But I swear I thought he created back in S49 but I may be wrong. Same name as well so my brain does not work I guess. But yeah, I know dubz and he is a good lad. 279 TPE left-handed defenceman and here we have, another defenceman and for teams who want a defenseman, this is your paradise. We got lots of choices of defensemen to choose from. 230 TPE average per season which is very good so this can be a good pick up. Where? Depends on the GMs but to me, he is a late 1st rounder here. Some have him as the first pick of the 2nd round which is also a possibility but I am no SHL GM for a reason. Grapefruit Lizard - Frostbite Hey, I know frost. He is from NSFL and PBE but mainly NSFL for sure because that is where I see him all the time. Did not know he was in the SHL so that is nice to see. From St Louis again with 279 TPE which is solid. I like his smiley face so that is a huge dub for him there and whoever gets him will get a massive banging happy face and we all need happy face during a time like this. But I do not know where I see him going. He is not as much involved as he is in NSFL but affiliation helps and that is needed to know. I see him as a 2nd rounder here and it will be interesting to see the range but mid 2nd round I would say. This draft is pretty stacked, I cannot deny that. Matthew Forrester - Matty7478 Someone else I know from PBE and NSFL. So matty I know is a rookie in NSFL and PBE at the same time and matty went successful in both drafts. Matty went very high in the PBE draft, not sure where matty went in the NSFL draft but I doubt matty went low in the draft. The playmaking centre who played for Newfoundland who is from KIRKCALDY. GREAT BRITAIN. AUTOMATIC FIRST PICK BECAUSE ANYONE FROM GREAT BRITAIN IS AUTOMATICALLY A HIGH PICK FROM MY EYES. ANYWHERE LIKE GREAT BRITAIN, ENGLAND OR THE UK. MUST PICK. Matty also has the potential to be very good in the league. Depends if it is the same pace as NSFL and PBE so that is huge if. Where do I see matty going? Depends, from this point on it really depends on the GM but to me, an early 2nd rounder. Can be a steal as well so that is big. Guy LeGrande - Steve We got another Newfoundlander here and this is once again another center. Steve here is at 277 TPE right now which is a solid amount for the draft and how he earns his money, is his graphics. A lot of graphics done for him to get his money which is all you need. But ya, solid potential, he is a 2nd rounder but again, not sure where he will end up. Anyone will have a good side and Steve here does. Simon Takshak - GeckoeyGecko s Trash. Who will even think about drafting this thing. I share a locker room with him and let me tell you, he is a stinker lad. Even though he has the experience, even though he is rich, even though he is earning at a very good pace, he still smells and no one can deny that. Would be pretty awkward to draft this guy and I will not be surprised to see a stinky gm draft a stinky draftee. Though he is a 1st rounder because he is a good locker room addition and can make good players I think even though I never seen one but yeah, not sure where he will go. Late 1st rounder I guess. Tinke Jutila - Snussu Hey, I know him! I think. He is the PBE guy I passed in the draft and is it my right decision, I do not know, he should know better. Looking at the mock drafts, not sure why the fuck people have him listed as twice but I am the dumb one. Snussu is I think a good draftee and not sure what GMs think. Apparently he had some friendly, maybe friendly battles with other members and I love that because FUCK EM. BUILD YOUR OWN ARMY, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT AND WISH FOR WHATEVER YOU WANT. But yeah, 2nd rounder I guess and apparently he wants to go to a team which I find fair because there are other members who want to do the same as well especially recreates only cause they are stinkers. Pojo Biscuit - .bojo So now it is bojo. Not sure when was the last time I spoke to him. Probably a long time ago but if there is one team that he lands and gets drafted to, it is the Platoon. It is simple, platoon for life. He even owns a real-life platoon jersey which I still want so yes, platoon. We witnessed Bojo Biscuit not being successful at all with the platoon though hall of fame is still nice then his french-born brother who was successful with the platoon and now you got the other one. Pojo will be better than Bojo because it just sounds better not gonna lie. Pojo sounds like pouge and I do not know what that means. But platoon first pick. Simple. And that is the 25 draftees I am going to talk about. If I missed any other draftees, you are too good for me to talk about because anything I type is rubbish and you do not deserve it. I got 4 thousand fucking words finally and I GOT THE MONEY FOR DOUBLE MEDIA. EQUIPMENT TIME. Draft at 6 PM I think so ya. Good luck to all draftees ![]() ![]() ![]() Registered Senior Member 05-16-2020, 03:01 PMXLeafer Wrote:Thanks for the hype! I AGREE ANYONE FROM GREAT BRITAIN IS A FIRST ROUND PICK, EVERYONE CHANGE YOUR MOCKS ACCORDINGLY haha. And I went 5th round in the NSFL - which is kinda low I guess, but kicker's are always gonna get disrespected smh ![]() Great article overall as well, always love reading your stuff whatever league we're in. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Registered JeckoeyTecko 05-16-2020, 03:01 PMXLeafer Wrote: Simon Takshak - GeckoeyGecko wts i cant make good players ![]() e ![]() Registered Senior Member ![]() Registered Member
Great article, the classic "Czechs are basically Russians" killed me also. Very good job!
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