5-17-2020 - SMJHL Draft Day Timeline with  Sven Gunnar
Pajala, Sweden

1: 45 AM - Sven Gunnar spends the night drinking copious amounts of alcohol at a local Death Metal concert


9:45 AM -  Sven Gunnar is expected to do a pre-draft interview with HSN But misses it because he doesn't wake up before 12 P.M. 

1:30 PM -   Highly-Ranked SMJHL Prospect Sven Gunnar is awoken by the sound of his Belgian Malinois  Danzig eating the remnants of a half-empty can of ravioli discarded on the floor of his bedroom. He tosses off his blanket,  throwing several empty bottles of Four Roses to the ground in the process. He stumbles shakily to the bathroom and brushes his teeth before heading out to his Grandfather's farm in the countryside. It takes nine hours for him to get there from Gävle. 


10:30 PM - Sven spends the next several hours eating Julsinka and drinking brännvin while listening to Lamb Of God (Not Pictured)
 

12: 30 AM -  Sven Gunnar forgets the draft was that night and switches to Carnage from Lamb Of God




2:25 AM - Sven gets into a drunken twitter argument about whether or not Kill 'Em All Or Master Of Puppets is the better album. Sven vehemently argues that Kill 'Em All is the superior work while also debating whether or not St. Anger is unfairly disliked.
 



2:33 AM - Sven drunkenly smashes an empty bottle of brännvin  against the wall after watching a Youtube video that said the uploader preferred Blaze Bayley over  Bruce Dickinson



3:11 AM - Sven passes out drunk on the floor of his Grandfather's  living room




12: 41 PM -  Sven wakes up and finds out he's been drafted to the Anchorage Armada.